FabSwingers.com forum: Those sexts that make you instantly horny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm having a bit of sexy chat with a ballsy 23 year old and just received:

'We'll see who's calling game over when I'm balls deep, smacking your ass and destroying you from behind'

I think my knicker elastic just snapped!!

Tell us all about those messages you've received, that have made you instantly want to fuck the living daylights out of the other person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt mind some of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldnt mind some of that

Well tell us the best one you've ever received or would like to receive?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldnt mind some of that

Well tell us the best one you've ever received or would like to receive?!

Id be happy enough to even receive one hahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson "

Setting up a dirty motel meet, hopefully.

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"I'm having a bit of sexy chat with a ballsy 23 year old and just received:

'We'll see who's calling game over when I'm balls deep, smacking your ass and destroying you from behind'

I think my knicker elastic just snapped!!

Tell us all about those messages you've received, that have made you instantly want to fuck the living daylights out of the other person?

Are you serious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a bit of sexy chat with a ballsy 23 year old and just received:

'We'll see who's calling game over when I'm balls deep, smacking your ass and destroying you from behind'

I think my knicker elastic just snapped!!

Tell us all about those messages you've received, that have made you instantly want to fuck the living daylights out of the other person?

Are you serious!

Yes...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson

Setting up a dirty motel meet, hopefully.

One luck guy hope he makes your knicker elastic ping, I'd love to relieve a dirty sext from you mrs Robinson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson

Setting up a dirty motel meet, hopefully.

One luck guy hope he makes your knicker elastic ping, I'd love to relieve a dirty sext from you mrs Robinson "

What's the best one you've ever received though?

I'm after examples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a "That needs to be ridden message", nothing too dirty but I liked it.

Though there were some involving handcuffs and some involving distraction bj's to get to my cookie stash that I also really liked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a "That needs to be ridden message", nothing too dirty but I liked it.

Though there were some involving handcuffs and some involving distraction bj's to get to my cookie stash that I also really liked

I would probably laugh at the latter, as opposed to getting excited!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson

Setting up a dirty motel meet, hopefully.

One luck guy hope he makes your knicker elastic ping, I'd love to relieve a dirty sext from you mrs Robinson

What's the best one you've ever received though?

I'm after examples!

I've never received any I'm a sexting virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson

Setting up a dirty motel meet, hopefully.

One luck guy hope he makes your knicker elastic ping, I'd love to relieve a dirty sext from you mrs Robinson

What's the best one you've ever received though?

I'm after examples!

I've never received any I'm a sexting virgin

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What!!

Send some out, you never know what might come back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson

Setting up a dirty motel meet, hopefully.

One luck guy hope he makes your knicker elastic ping, I'd love to relieve a dirty sext from you mrs Robinson

What's the best one you've ever received though?

I'm after examples!

I've never received any I'm a sexting virgin

What!!

Send some out, you never know what might come back!"

Id like to send you one but I'm not in your age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tried to send you a sexy message but it appears I'm out of your age range. (Her) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can always send it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake"

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By *ake-it-passionateMan
over a year ago

liverpool

""I have cake""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I have cake""

What kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you doing out in Denver mrs Robinson

Setting up a dirty motel meet, hopefully.

One luck guy hope he makes your knicker elastic ping, I'd love to relieve a dirty sext from you mrs Robinson

What's the best one you've ever received though?

I'm after examples!

I've never received any I'm a sexting virgin

What!!

Send some out, you never know what might come back!

Id like to send you one but I'm not in your age range

The idea is to post them in the forum...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I have cake""

Did that make you weak at the knees?

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

When she calls me Daddy

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changes..

It's the person, not always the message

Him

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Used to write dirty stories for the gf. Texting back then was very new and cost a fortune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the person ! but-mine was I'm here now wearing my sexist outfit with pic cum fuck me now I'm waiting ! then adress ha I was straight round ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recieved one once saying " i am gonna ride you like a grand national winner " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Door's open, let yourself in. I'm on the sofa, naked"

I tend to walk quicker when I get that message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best I've received, it was sent when I just arrived in work and it had my mind wandering all day.

"Let me be clear, when I see you later, I'm going to undress you button by button. I'm going to unzip your pants and take them off leg by leg. I'm going to take off your boxers and throw them against the wall. What happens next is all up to you."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Changes..

It's the person, not always the message

Him "

Totally agree...even better when the right person sends a message that hits the spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is the person ! but-mine was I'm here now wearing my sexist outfit with pic cum fuck me now I'm waiting ! then adress ha I was straight round ha "

I bet you were haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I recieved one once saying " i am gonna ride you like a grand national winner " lol

Did she/he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said they want to get all Amanda Knox on my shit. They added kindly my junk will reassemble a punched lasagne.

Finshing me off with toilet time in my throat

Shakespeare??

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By *arlosthegingerMan
over a year ago

Roundwood

Got this back after a few teasing messages when she was at work

"Ok really going to have to be careful now, i've just gone to the bathroom to take off my undies as they were so wet they were beginning to make noise! I can't wait to give them to you when we meet later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a bit of sexy chat with a ballsy 23 year old and just received:

'We'll see who's calling game over when I'm balls deep, smacking your ass and destroying you from behind'

I think my knicker elastic just snapped!!

Tell us all about those messages you've received, that have made you instantly want to fuck the living daylights out of the other person?

Great quote. Love it

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

After exchanging dirty texts one afternoon. my then gf sent me a text the next morning around 10am while i was in the office..."really like your penis, cant wait to touch him"....instant hardon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on the way to a meet my fb sends me pics of her in a sexy outfit. Instant hard on and quickening of the walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the most horniest messages I received was when I was on a train to meet someone. Receiving a text from her saying 'do not saying anything. I'm wearing your favourite underwear, they may even be crotchless. Door is unlocked. Don't say a word. Make me yours. Have me'

Mmmmmmm love messages like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a bit of sexy chat with a ballsy 23 year old and just received:

'We'll see who's calling game over when I'm balls deep, smacking your ass and destroying you from behind'

I think my knicker elastic just snapped!!

Tell us all about those messages you've received, that have made you instantly want to fuck the living daylights out of the other person?

If he was destroying you from behind, I'm surprised you'd still have knickers on!

Fancy a knee trembled? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message once saying..do I want to come around and inpregnate there mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I have cake""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a bit of sexy chat with a ballsy 23 year old and just received:

'We'll see who's calling game over when I'm balls deep, smacking your ass and destroying you from behind'

I think my knicker elastic just snapped!!

Tell us all about those messages you've received, that have made you instantly want to fuck the living daylights out of the other person?

If he was destroying you from behind, I'm surprised you'd still have knickers on!

Fancy a knee trembled? Lol"

Well I wouldn't, would I?

The knickers comment was my reaction to reading the message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of the most horniest messages I received was when I was on a train to meet someone. Receiving a text from her saying 'do not saying anything. I'm wearing your favourite underwear, they may even be crotchless. Door is unlocked. Don't say a word. Make me yours. Have me'

Mmmmmmm love messages like that!

That's so hot! Might pinch this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When on the way to a meet my fb sends me pics of her in a sexy outfit. Instant hard on and quickening of the walk"

Can't go wrong with a naughty pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After exchanging dirty texts one afternoon. my then gf sent me a text the next morning around 10am while i was in the office..."really like your penis, cant wait to touch him"....instant hardon!!"

'Him'! Haha. I think I would laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got this back after a few teasing messages when she was at work

I used to tease a policeman I met off here, while he was at work, with similar messages. He said getting a hard on in combats wasn't too comfortable.

Didn't stop me doing it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One that I sent to an ex fuck buddy, which seemed to go down well at the time:

'Can't wait for you to fill me with your cum'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm love messages like that!

That's so hot! Might pinch this one

What made it even hotter is the fact that we were meeting in a hotel. That was a night I won't forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Can't wait for you to fill me with your cum'

How would anyone not be made horny to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best I've received was the wife texting me the morning after a night out while I was away -

Her - "I met someone last night"

Me - "cool, any scandal"

Her - "erm... he's still here"

Instant hard on!

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