FabSwingers.com forum: What's your worst injury?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know some of you are bonkers and we all have our silly moments, therefor accidents happen from time to time.

Has anyone been actually injured as a result of having or participating in sexual activities

It could be funny to hear your stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broken right big toe by hitting wooden post on bed.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

It's not 'sexual' exactly but I was once lacing up my corset by looping the ribbons off a door handle and walking forwards (normally a good trick) however hadn't shut the door properly...resulted in me flying forward ass over tit, head banging a wall whilst still effectively 'tied to a door' and giving myself a big lump on forehead

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Not particularly funny, but I once suffered a torn banjo string from an over exuberant blow job. The call to 111 amused the woman at the other end though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a rib whilst mountain biking. I was speeding around a corner over wet tree roots. The wheels slid out on the roots and I just went straight smack down on the root. It was super agony. I had to walk 6 miles back to the car because it was too sore to cycle.

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Made my tongue bleed where it attaches onto the palate , on my teeth while licking a very hungry little cunny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I injured my fb index finger by stamping on it with stilleto heel thigh boots and he actually ended up with osteomyelitis and a 3day stay in hospital! Felt awful about it but he loved the domme and sub scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as a result of sex but I had a few bike accidents, one rather major one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a professional chainsaw juggler...I miss judged. Hi-2 anyone?

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By *sher dMan
over a year ago

west midlands

Sitting down in my comfy seat(naked, as I was home alone) having a fag, sneezed , and nubbed the fag on my cock, I now have a almost perfect circle scar half way down my dick.

Not a horrific injury but one that I'll never forget , stung like fcuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not particularly funny, but I once suffered a torn banjo string from an over exuberant blow job. The call to 111 amused the woman at the other end though."

I used to work for 111. Had a few calls like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I injured my fb index finger by stamping on it with stilleto heel thigh boots and he actually ended up with osteomyelitis and a 3day stay in hospital! Felt awful about it but he loved the domme and sub scenario"
l want your Santa dress lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vibrator was faulty and caught fire the first time I used it. I burnt my fanny and had a very embarrassing trip to a and e. It was fecking sore and It took weeks to heal.

I'm a lot more careful now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After two hours in a 'swing' room and a further two hours in a locked room, I came away with a blood blister on my bell end!!!!!

Not to be recommended - put me out out action for a week!

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Burst appendix

14 staples in my side

Hospital infection x

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

During sex - snapped banjo

In life - having a finger ripped off

Most painful - doing my ankle ligaments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex -

wasn't me that got hurt, but had her over the banister at the top of the stairs when the banister broke sending her over and down the stairs, broken arm and leg as a result.

In real life - both legs skateboarding as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my left thumb during warm up in jijutsu... doing a burpee.... never again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of wankers cramp now and then but nothing serious

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Broke my left thumb during warm up in jijutsu... doing a burpee.... never again... "

Ah! Burpee's!! I used to hate them with a passion!! Think if I did one now I'd probably pop a knee

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dislocation of my right hip during a vigorous session, I'd done it before after an accident with a beam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being sore all over for 2 days after a 4 hour and then a 2.5 hour amazing sex count ??

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Only one that could have been an accident with serious repercussions! I was reaching around a gate to movea padlock and chain so I could unlock it. Got a pain in my chest an assumed I had pulled a muscle which hurt so much I was being sick and generally feeling pretty crap. Eventually felt well enough to drive my tractor so called into A&E, about 8 miles away from where I was stopped and through a very busy urban area, to get my pulled chest muscles checked out. Three weeks later, I eventually returned home after being kept in hospital for treatment for a heart attack and subsequent major heart surgery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not 'sexual' exactly but I was once lacing up my corset by looping the ribbons off a door handle and walking forwards (normally a good trick) however hadn't shut the door properly...resulted in me flying forward ass over tit, head banging a wall whilst still effectively 'tied to a door' and giving myself a big lump on forehead

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there tricky them laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP once shagged me so hard he dislodged my mirena coil and it fell out! Didn't hurt at the time but man having amother fitted was equalled only by labour pains ouch

Ooo and I broke a man's ribs too after a vigorous cowgirl move...that's when I decided to join slimming world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!"

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one that could have been an accident with serious repercussions! I was reaching around a gate to movea padlock and chain so I could unlock it. Got a pain in my chest an assumed I had pulled a muscle which hurt so much I was being sick and generally feeling pretty crap. Eventually felt well enough to drive my tractor so called into A&E, about 8 miles away from where I was stopped and through a very busy urban area, to get my pulled chest muscles checked out. Three weeks later, I eventually returned home after being kept in hospital for treatment for a heart attack and subsequent major heart surgery!

Bloody he'll!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Dislocation of my right hip during a vigorous session, I'd done it before after an accident with a beam "

Lucky beam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vibrator was faulty and caught fire the first time I used it. I burnt my fanny and had a very embarrassing trip to a and e. It was fecking sore and It took weeks to heal.

I'm a lot more careful now

that made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having a nightmare and a fight in my sleep with another guy, so I punched out literally and hit the concrete wall ...broke 2 fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After watching porn fred threw the video cassette up the stairs for me to catch, unfortunately I catch like a girl and it hit me smack bang in the middle of the forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a professional chainsaw juggler...I miss judged. Hi-2 anyone?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken ankle on both sides pins and plate in it.

Slipped off a pier in Egypt. Not good. Treatment horrendous. Got home nearly lost my leg.

Ewwwwwwww bad memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got an eipilater attached to my outta labia. That was very painful had to pull it off n it took a chunk of skin with it. Not used the dam thing since.

I'm a clumsy fucker n have Crap mobility. I've broke my coccyx, my tibia, my ankle and my thumb all on separate stair episodes.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vibrator was faulty and caught fire the first time I used it. I burnt my fanny and had a very embarrassing trip to a and e. It was fecking sore and It took weeks to heal.

I'm a lot more careful now

that made me laugh out loud!"

Oh you poor thing did you sue them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!"

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know some of you are bonkers and we all have our silly moments, therefor accidents happen from time to time.

Has anyone been actually injured as a result of having or participating in sexual activities

It could be funny to hear your stories "

Sorry misread. Oh well could have been sexual

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

was waiting for a cock at the glory hole one time and got poked in the eye when I was looking through the hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex when I was youn heavy handed session ripped foreskin. Had to have a circumcision a few months after.

Painful snapping ankle ligaments and passing out in A&E

Scary, crushing 3 vertebrae in my neck snow boarding in Canada.

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By *ose CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Sexually - ripped foreskin, never seen so much blood.

Worst - shattered wrist due to a mountain bike off, that was in August

Agony - a perf'd ear drum during scuba diving, worst pain I have ever experienced. Quit diving because of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh "

The triage nurse did say it was more common than I thought! My mum is an ex a and e nurse day has us guys come in with potatoes shoved up their arses and one guy with a glass bottle. So a love egg was pretty normal in comparison!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh

Hehehehe!! The guy with the potato told my mum that all men do it!!! And the guy with the bottle was from Leeds and had driven to Dorset to be seen in case he'd got found out! Unfortunately he ended up with surgery and he had put the open end in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh

A potato? Up the bum? The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh

A potato? Up the bum? The mind boggles"

Yup!! Now I know everyone likes something and some of it's out there, but i couldn't work out the potato either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh

A potato? Up the bum? The mind boggles

Yup!! Now I know everyone likes something and some of it's out there, but i couldn't work out the potato either!!"

New potato I suppose would fit with a bit of persuasion.

But why is the question? I can understand looking at something a bit phallic and wanting to investigate but a potato?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even think about it, it just messes with my head far too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken skull along with many other bones all at same time two half years off work

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Were any of these not your fault?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had an injury selfish but i guy i was playing with as part of a 3sum fell off the bed, hit his head on the corner of a chest of draws and cut his head open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken skull along with many other bones all at same time two half years off work "

what the hell happened?

Was you shagging on the roof of a high rise and fell off

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Nothing during sex but broke my leg in two places and dislocated the ankle at the same time during a rugby match.

Wasn t in pain though till the dr went to reset my ankle and i had the worst cramp ever in my calf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as bad as some on here....broken little toe bouncing of a bed while being a little enthusiastic.... quite dull really!

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

Wife was out, so I find it time to have a quick wank so I did it without any loub or cream, half way there, I heard her coming through the door so I rubbed it as hard as I could so I could cum before she actuly come upstairs, I never realised I could cause myself injury, but after I suffered with a really bad carpet burn it took ages to heal and it was so horrible to touch and so embarrassing too, the moral of the story never wank dry always use loub

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Bloody he'll!"

I know! I can`t believe how close to death I could have been!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"A vibrating love egg got stuck in me and had to have it removed! No, not up my arse before anyone asks!

Ouch - that must have been an interesting conversation!

Oh my hahaha sorry shouldn't laugh

A potato? Up the bum? The mind boggles

Yup!! Now I know everyone likes something and some of it's out there, but i couldn't work out the potato either!!

New potato I suppose would fit with a bit of persuasion.

But why is the question? I can understand looking at something a bit phallic and wanting to investigate but a potato?"

A prominent (at the time) local television "personality" had to be taken to hospital face down on a stretcher after "he had an accident in the bathroom and fell on his electric tooth brush"!!!

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By *ick71Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Most painful snapped ligaments and tendon in wrist and hand. In plaster for 5 months, good job it wasnt my wanking hand.

also torn ligaments in ankle at the moment is quite painful as well, that will teach me for getting tipsy at xmas works do

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By *ick71Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"was waiting for a cock at the glory hole one time and got poked in the eye when I was looking through the hole."

So funny

i coukd imagine that in a fulm like porkys or something

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

During sex - partner got a little over enthusiastic and ended up tearing me. Bled like a bitch!

Life- Bled out giving birth and came very close to death, ironically the most peaceful and calm part of my birthing process, on my part anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I got injured up my arse doing DP, the bloke missed his aim and hit the wall of my rectum very hard,it fking hurt and it didn't stop bleeding for half an hour, he just put his clothes on and left when he saw the blood. He knew he did it, no are you okay or anything. I don't do anal anymore.

It wasn't funny either, sexual injuries usually aren't OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair is a bit thin at the min cos I love Mr to pull it HARD

Have also got a shiner at the min cos I love him to slap my face HARD

I really should have less violent tastes but it fucking makes me cum so hard!

Ruby

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Once bought some 'sex' pills in Amsterdam at a time when I thought my libido could do with a wee boost. The pills were purportedly going to get my blood flowing marvelously...of course I expected that to be to my nether regions. Instead I think they dilated every single blood vessel as I felt like my whole body was on fire. Thought I was going to have to go to A&E so was definitely relieved when the effects wore off within an hour!!

Think I'll stick to hash cakes in future

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By *canthearyouCouple
over a year ago

Gunnerside

Had a blister one the back of my throat once from prolonged throat-fucking.

It's really not nice. Everything made me cough and hot drinks were agony. It took a few days to heal.

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