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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask you who the fuck you are and why didn't you knock?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter is in there playing on my ps2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask you who the fuck you are and why didn't you knock?!

because the knockers were inside the room

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Scream........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask you who the fuck you are and why didn't you knock?!

because the knockers were inside the room

So was the knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent ! Can you change the bedding for me please n the hoover is in the corner, dusting wipes are under the kitchen sink.

xxx

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Laugh when my dog chases you cause he doesn't know who you are and you running around with your big cock slapping around would be very funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get straight on the phone to "Zeddy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask you who the fuck you are and why didn't you knock?!

because the knockers were inside the room

So was the knob

hmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent ! Can you change the bedding for me please n the hoover is in the corner, dusting wipes are under the kitchen sink.

xxx"

yes mam lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure its your cock that is hanging there OP?!

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By *illy900Couple
over a year ago

airdrie

hmm

we would ask if you're bi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sure its your cock that is hanging there OP?!"

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure its your cock that is hanging there OP?!"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the police!

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

OMG yet another desperate look at me post!! There are some real charmers on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "

Ring the police and tell them some flasher has just broken into my house !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG yet another desperate look at me post!! There are some real charmers on here. "

I have a feeling that it may backfire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG yet another desperate look at me post!! There are some real charmers on here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "

Think you were an intruder and smack you over the head with the baseball bat I keep close at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask how the fuck you got in considering we live in a flat with a security door and ask you to fuck off and leave or I'd phone the police.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump out the window and end my pathetic life of average cocked guy

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

Sadly these attention seekers think they are helping their plight on here, the reality is they're just giving a bad name to all the decent single guys on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly these attention seekers think they are helping their plight on here, the reality is they're just giving a bad name to all the decent single guys on here. "

or they make the half decent guys look fully decent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sugars in my brew toots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hit your cock with my baseball bat and go looking for a very sharp kitchen knife.

What did you expect, OP?

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls..."

Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a pepper spray and ive wanted an excuse to try it for years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say: "Oh, look at that - it's just like a penis, but half the size...!"

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Cuff and ball gag you and ring the gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...

Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?"

Lol. Pity, I'm painting right now and could of done with the extra roller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...

Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?"

I wonder why he removed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot first, then ask questions! (12g shotgun, not with my penis!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...

Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?

I wonder why he removed it

It probably wasn't a picture of his own cock!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

call you a pervert for thinking that's appropriate behaviour in front of And 18m old and 3 year old twins girls and throw your arse out butt naked and let the karma of public humiliation do it's work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack the end of it with a ruler and kick you out the door.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Shoot first, then ask questions! (12g shotgun, not with my penis!)"

I was undecided on the 12 or 20 bore. Think it would have to be the 12 because the cartridges are more expensive for the 20 and I wouldn't want to waste them

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "

Stick you over the bed and give you the rogering of your life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be laughing my head off as more than likely would have a large dog hanging off your Arse too after he sank his teeth in he don't like strangers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...

Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?

I wonder why he removed it

Was it because it was plastered all over the internet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...

Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?"

Either that or it's a pic he got from the interweb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly these attention seekers think they are helping their plight on here, the reality is they're just giving a bad name to all the decent single guys on here. "

What's the matter with you! Can't folk post threads anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys."

I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you to leave.

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do

Think you were an intruder and smack you over the head with the baseball bat I keep close at hand

Exactly. Jail time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.

I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?"

Exactly!

xxx

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.

I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?

Exactly!

xxx"

Sadly the attention seekers are the ones who can't get meets. This is mainly although not exclusively, single males who can't accommodate, their profiles are often non existent or illiterate, & contain too many cock photos.

Now we don't mind helping folk who help themselves & take forumites advice, but honestly there seems a plethora of people atm who want to use shock posts to get attention, getting involved in slanging matches with the very people who are best suited to help them. Thankfully the Op seems to have vanished realising probably the gravity & stupidity of his post!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.

I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?

Exactly!

xxx

He probably vanished when someone pointed out his cock pic wasn't actually his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.

I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?

Exactly!

xxx

Imo the attention seekers are those who post negativity on people's threads trying to derail the thread and make themselves look good when I actually they just show themselves as bullies.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

And there was me thinking ALL the ladies would want OP to join them in bed. Thats where I have been going wrong all these years

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys."

Not remotely a miserable fucker

He asked what I'd do and I told him

Was that not the point of the thread?, did I miss something?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"And there was me thinking ALL the ladies would want OP to join them in bed. Thats where I have been going wrong all these years

Just run round with your wang out all day might get you a shag, might get you arrested it's a fine line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.

Not remotely a miserable fucker

He asked what I'd do and I told him

Was that not the point of the thread?, did I miss something? "

Yours was one of the more amussing contributions and yes did what op asked.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the dogs would likely have you by the bollox so I'd call you an ambulance

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.

Not remotely a miserable fucker

He asked what I'd do and I told him

Was that not the point of the thread?, did I miss something?

Yours was one of the more amussing contributions and yes did what op asked.

xxx"

Glad you saw the humour it was intended with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "

take the Amazon parcel off you and sign for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do

take the Amazon parcel off you and sign for it.

Classic squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd scream and then probably take advantage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do

take the Amazon parcel off you and sign for it.

Classic squirrel

always on duty, m'lady ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot first, then ask questions! (12g shotgun, not with my penis!)

I was undecided on the 12 or 20 bore. Think it would have to be the 12 because the cartridges are more expensive for the 20 and I wouldn't want to waste them

Yes, exactly. 20 bore cartridges are a horrendous price, 12's are cheap as chips!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Shoot you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighten up everyone.. I'm sure OP was just having a bit of fun.

This kind of response makes me scared to post anything!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do

Think you were an intruder and smack you over the head with the baseball bat I keep close at hand

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

"Shoot first, then ask questions! (12g shotgun, not with my penis!)

I was undecided on the 12 or 20 bore. Think it would have to be the 12 because the cartridges are more expensive for the 20 and I wouldn't want to waste them

Yes, exactly. 20 bore cartridges are a horrendous price, 12's are cheap as chips!"

Precisely! Would save money and ping it with an elastic band. If he was truly sorry and apologetic perhaps I would kiss it better for him.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "

Hit you with a bat, tell you to get the fuck out of my house and call the police... A few days later following some serious beatings

!!!

You asked

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