FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So your out having a few drinks and you see an attractive woman/guy

What's the cheesiest chat up line you'd use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, but could you tell me if this drink tastes like rohypnol to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's not turn a simple rape into a murder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you for real (kat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if your a better fuck than your mum?

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

Ask the girl to feel your shirt.

If she does then u say"does that feel like boyfriend material?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if your a better fuck than your mum?"

class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit on some sugar? Cause you've got a gorgeous sweet arse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Want one

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

"So your out having a few drinks and you see an attractive woman/guy

What's the cheesiest chat up line you'd use? "

My dearest and sweet Camembert

You are ripe, and so smelly, and fair.

Your cheddar gorge

I would like to drop forge,

And your Brie is my new love affair....

Adieu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I've no idea put I thought it would break the ice.

.. I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like your eggs fertilised or unfertilised in the morning ?

BOOM double whammy.

By this point she's usually on her knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Fred Flinstone, can I make your bedrock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van. Iv got a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you have the keys to my sex drive, cause you are really turning me on! I thought was a good one...not used it myself tho....honest

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

"Get in the van. Iv got a knife "

I think the OP asked for cheesiest. Not the statement most likely to get you nicked. Unless, as you have missed an apostrophe, and the letter e from what I imagine to be the word I've, perhaps you meant hotel room when saying van, and perhaps you misspelled wife with knife.

Free legal advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Fred Flinstone, can I make your bedrock?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove a napkin under there nose and ask "does this smell like chloroform to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a plaster because I tripped and skinned my knee when I fell for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name's dick, do you like it"?

Rich.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you sit on some sugar? Cause you've got a gorgeous sweet arse x"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again."

A classic

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Or the classic...

Get your coat - you've pulled

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Shove a napkin under there nose and ask "does this smell like chloroform to you" "

'Oh it does, we must have met b4'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you sit on some sugar? Cause you've got a gorgeous sweet arse x

Love it "

Ty x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You've got one of those faces.

"Oh, what kind is that?"

The kind I like to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got one of those faces.

"Oh, what kind is that?"

The kind I like to sit on

Where's the cheese in that?

No don't answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wants to try a Indian cock babe ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You've got one of those faces.

"Oh, what kind is that?"

The kind I like to sit on

Where's the cheese in that?

No don't answer...

You are gross. It is cheesy

I'm no meteorologist but I can see stars in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber"
Haha I like that one (kat) xx

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

that's a lovely dress, it'd look great on my bedroom floor

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By *angerdaveMan
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

If I had the body if a god would you sleep with me "yes but you not got one then just say yes I have budder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a magician? Just every time I look at you everyone else in the room disappears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u no the difference between sex an conversation?

Come outside I want to talk to u!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got one of those faces.

"Oh, what kind is that?"

The kind I like to sit on

As long as I have a face, you shall always have a seat

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