FabSwingers.com forum: Neanderthals

By *ayde Blanchard OP TV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

Is it just me our do others get messages written by what appears to be a 2 week old Neanderthal chimp. Written something like "how's u coz ur ht u is" it's not Latin so what ancient dialect is this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just you - bad grammar and text speak seem to be the in thing where some are concerned.

Instant put-off personally.

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By *ayde Blanchard OP TV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

Completly agree with you if they can't be bothered to put together a message. Well one that's readable I dread to think what they would be like in the flesh. Maybe captain caveman would turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the norm..... people are to lazy to write out full sentences...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes me laugh is the bad grammar and spelling in verifications! Makes you dread to think what the person writing it was like in person

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By *ayde Blanchard OP TV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

Yes can imagine possibly like something from the hills have eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least they've made an attempt! Haha. I sometimes just get ?

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By *ickey40Man
over a year ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't thunk baad of akl of us. I havee parkinsons sob hand shakes which. Is noot giod iin. Touch screen phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly, and this is a fact, some individuals cannot write proper sentences. The education system has failed them. Having done some trade assessment work in Higher Education, I have seen many sixteen year olds who cannot write properly. Sad but it's a fact of life that text speak is probably here to stay. Whether one uses perfect punctuation, spelling and grammar as a benchmark for a bed buddy is still open to discussion.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Text speak is a bit shit, i can think of worse things though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I often get accused of heading the GAS (Grammatical Appreciation Society) this subject and that of inane Neanderthal prose is one I take an interest in.

Being a single chap and frequenting the annals of Fabbington Towers on a regular basis I understand the choice that others have in choosing playmates and indeed welcome the diversity that is displayed in the membership of the Towers community. However a recent exchange with a couple has confirmed to me that some, not all one hastens to add, really need to think and analyse what they compose and send to Fabbington colleagues.

The first message from them to me was "U av wrote 2 much and profile is 2 long" The correspondents profile seemed to be genuine as the said couple had received a number of verifications but for the life of me I could not fathom why a 45 and 47 year old man and woman would resort to distorting the English language in this way?

In the end I concluded that if they were lazy in this regard then that lack of enthusiasm would extend to the bedroom so for the first time on FAB (probably) a single male declined to correspond with a couple. My polite thanks but no thanks was met with "Ur loss M8" On reflection probably not! Neanderthal and inane grammar and comprehension is alive and well, sadly.

This must be a Thursday rant?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I met an absolutely gorgeous woman in a club once. After we'd been chatting a while she said look at all those people heading for the playrooms, their going to get all the best ones unless we hurry.

I made my excuses, no way am I shagging someone who uses their instead of they're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met an absolutely gorgeous woman in a club once. After we'd been chatting a while she said look at all those people heading for the playrooms, their going to get all the best ones unless we hurry.

I made my excuses, no way am I shagging someone who uses their instead of they're"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What makes me laugh is the bad grammar and spelling in verifications! Makes you dread to think what the person writing it was like in person"

Really?! I have met people whose grammar and spelling have been poor for various reasons but they have been respectful, polite, chivalrous, and Fucking awesome in the sack.

It is ridiculous to assume that because someone cannot use correct sentence structure (which incidentally has been lacking on this thread also) they will be a bad person in the flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Completly agree with you if they can't be bothered to put together a message. Well one that's readable I dread to think what they would be like in the flesh. Maybe captain caveman would turn up

I think Captain Caveman would be quite popular on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met an absolutely gorgeous woman in a club once. After we'd been chatting a while she said look at all those people heading for the playrooms, their going to get all the best ones unless we hurry.

I made my excuses, no way am I shagging someone who uses their instead of they're"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met an absolutely gorgeous woman in a club once. After we'd been chatting a while she said look at all those people heading for the playrooms, their going to get all the best ones unless we hurry.

I made my excuses, no way am I shagging someone who uses their instead of they're"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get messages like this from couples. I assume they're written by the male half (assuming they actually have a female half)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't forget that Dyslexia & Asperger sufferers may struggle to write, in what others would consider acceptable sentences.

I prefer good grammar and spelling but please don't judge too soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met an absolutely gorgeous woman in a club once. After we'd been chatting a while she said look at all those people heading for the playrooms, their going to get all the best ones unless we hurry.

I made my excuses, no way am I shagging someone who uses their instead of they're"

I sometimes mix up my "their, there and they're" because it amuses me to imagine the look on the face of person I meet when he reads message ... for briefest on moments he will cringe at my poor use of the english language .. then he will get his sexy grin face as he realises Im winding him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also please remember that some folk have dyslexia. Never assume that they are thick!

I must confess to using text speak when messaging occasionally when I am in a hurry....

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By *ogging coupleCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Its almost as bad as the copy and paste messages..you know the ones that start..."i was just browsing and came across you profile..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't like it. Sometimes just to make a point we reply with a well written message with some big words that they probably wouldn't understand. Seems to put a stop to them.

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By *rustratedinlondonMan
over a year ago

London

I blame texting and predictive messaging! It has made everyone lazy and complacent. For the sake of speee and and instant reply grammar and syntax are omitted from the message!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I blame texting and predictive messaging! It has made everyone lazy and complacent. For the sake of speee and and instant reply grammar and syntax are omitted from the message! "

Not everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes me laugh is the bad grammar and spelling in verifications! Makes you dread to think what the person writing it was like in person"
My grammar is bad, but my grandfather is perfectly fine.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Neanderthals were marginalised and some believe inter bred with modern humans (homo sapiens sapiens?) they weren't chimps and they didn't speak Latin. I've got a soft spot for Neanderthals they get a really bad press. Speech and grammar is evolving too. I expect Victorians would be horrified by the way most of us speak.

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By *ayde Blanchard OP TV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

"Completly agree with you if they can't be bothered to put together a message. Well one that's readable I dread to think what they would be like in the flesh. Maybe captain caveman would turn up

I think Captain Caveman would be quite popular on here

?????????? Unga Bunga!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Bet the girls who use text talk don't get ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and does talking dirty during sex have to be grammatically correct too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at the profiles that ask for messages to be in good grammar but their profile is all in text speak , WTF !

Had to add the WTF sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However hot someone looks if they can't string a sentence together I'm not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I resent the racial stereotype that Neandethals like myself are at best semi-literate, semi-coherant troglodytes with bad manners and uncouth attitudes

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I resent the racial stereotype that Neandethals like myself are at best semi-literate, semi-coherant troglodytes with bad manners and uncouth attitudes

How did you get out off the Feldhoff caves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I resent the racial stereotype that Neandethals like myself are at best semi-literate, semi-coherant troglodytes with bad manners and uncouth attitudes

How did you get out off the Feldhoff caves?

I started grunting and making lewd comments, thus passing myself of as one of the labourers when they were quarrying, and left amongst them at the end of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a message that said 'supp'

Instant delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet the girls who use text talk don't get ignored.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I resent the racial stereotype that Neandethals like myself are at best semi-literate, semi-coherant troglodytes with bad manners and uncouth attitudes

How did you get out off the Feldhoff caves?

I started grunting and making lewd comments, thus passing myself of as one of the labourers when they were quarrying, and left amongst them at the end of the day.

Wow, there is hope for me yet, when I get out I'm going to call myself Mr Darwin and site you when I learn to write or is that right or rite.

Let me go back to cleaning bones it's easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I resent the racial stereotype that Neandethals like myself are at best semi-literate, semi-coherant troglodytes with bad manners and uncouth attitudes

How did you get out off the Feldhoff caves?

I started grunting and making lewd comments, thus passing myself of as one of the labourers when they were quarrying, and left amongst them at the end of the day.

Comment of the day, quite literally laughed out loud. I tip my hat to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I resent the racial stereotype that Neandethals like myself are at best semi-literate, semi-coherant troglodytes with bad manners and uncouth attitudes

How did you get out off the Feldhoff caves?

I started grunting and making lewd comments, thus passing myself of as one of the labourers when they were quarrying, and left amongst them at the end of the day.

Comment of the day, quite literally laughed out loud. I tip my hat to you. "

And I to you for the wonderful pictures on your profile, if only distance did not such a mockery make of the fun we three may have had

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