FabSwingers.com forum: What Fellas Say As They Cum

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, Fellas, when you're having a particularly sweet orgasm with your partner or sex buddy, what's your'battle cry?'To be honest i don't say much, just pant very loud and throw in a few - I'm cummmmmmming, thee obvious one i think lol ive even moaned a girls name wrong whilst cumming but thankfully that was just a one night stand in my teens and wasnt expecting anything heavy, but ive got to admit the slap i recieved was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't say anything, I just give a good moan

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When I'm really in the zone and am building up to a cum, I tend to utter a series of "fffffucks" at various ever increasing intervals and volumes, culminating in one long "fffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkk" when I actually do cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire in the hole"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Elvis has left the building!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'll last a bit longer next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby ends up saying you f##cking bitch and makes a lot of noise. Sometimes he is so loud that I find it hilarious. Which probably isn't great for him at the time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arr, Thar I blows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fire in hole lol Boooooooom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire in hole lol Boooooooom"

If thats how it feels you should get checked

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Ceiling needs decorating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowabungaaaaaa

Then a whoop whoop as I pull out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong I've been tempted to say "Spiderman" and carry out the Jimmy Carr joke ?

https://youtu.be/cIYv8yeXnvg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gghhftyyfddhs4t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang and the dirt is gone!!

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By *rednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

i will sometimes give a warning of " here it comes baby" but as i'm cumming its usually a moan with a bunch of really goofy faces..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

SURRENDER, DOROTHY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm posh so I say I've arrived.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im cumming like a train. Choo choo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Gghhftyyfddhs4t"

I'd love to hear how you manage to say that word Retro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My turn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gghhftyyfddhs4t"

http://giphy.com/gifs/ucoH5cenTCuM8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm posh so I say I've arrived....."

Surely you mean 'one has arrived'

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Gghhftyyfddhs4t

http://giphy.com/gifs/ucoH5cenTCuM8"

Thanks WhiteDaddy. How's the search for the ebony quim going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to blow my beans/conkers. I'm about to clear my custard??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gghhftyyfddhs4t

http://giphy.com/gifs/ucoH5cenTCuM8"

love The Lonely Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm posh so I say I've arrived.....

Surely you mean 'one has arrived' "

'One has arrived. BUTLER! Come and clean ones penis'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had d*unken sex with a guy that shouted out score just as he came. I was lying there thinking did he really just shout that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'"

*sighs*

Showing your age again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'

*sighs*

Showing your age again"

Sshhh! I'm still relevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'"

Can i steal this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before you sneeze, let me get well clear of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'"

If that was me with the Mrs, she'd soon be saying 'Round 2...fight!'

Followed by me saying 'nah love' and rolling of to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'

*sighs*

Showing your age again

Sshhh! I'm still relevant."

As long as you're not yelling FATALITY

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By *iscellaneousCouple
over a year ago

Idle

You fucking bitch, you fucking whore!

SATC quote...hasn't actually happened to me, promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'

If that was me with the Mrs, she'd soon be saying 'Round 2...fight!'

Followed by me saying 'nah love' and rolling of to sleep. "

Ahh I miss that game!

I was fucking brilliant at it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cumming"!!!!.

Every bloke tells me that. No shit sherlock, the tense body, the passionate kissing, the curling of the toes... i guessed already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually don't have anything profound to say. I love cumming in missionary position though. Means the girls can feel my chest rise and fall as breathing becomes deeper and orgasmic. She can also see my face. Well ex loved that anyway.

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By *aspasherMan
over a year ago

South shields

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'"

This is the funniest thing i have read in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh love a guy who's vocal. ..big turn on x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'"

I like this.

I recently said

"If fab forums are to be believed then I just pissed all over you. Hope you enjoyed it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a long long time, but I used to whisper 'oh fuck' in her ear, which made her thrust up even more.

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By *eepster1Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Lol

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By *eepster1Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Me it s fuckin hell of my god ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always brief the ladies I screw that before we shag we agree that whenever either of us cums, we shout "SPIDERPIG" at the top of our voices! Our neighbours think we're just watching Simpsons the Movie for the zillionth time! It always guarantees a damn good laugh too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One woman insisted on her second occasion her cum-word would be "Baaaaasiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll" and mine would be "Sybil"! She initially wanted me to shout "Manuel" but I put my foot down on that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I yell MORTAL KOMBAT

then look her dead in the eyes and say 'Finish Him'

I like this.

I recently said

"If fab forums are to be believed then I just pissed all over you. Hope you enjoyed it"

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Sweet Jesus and the Orphans!"

(in reality it's sounds something akin to "Frrnnnghh")

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

'Haway the lads' - in my bestest northern accent. Think she was too shocked to slap me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OPs post reminded me of an ex GF who used to say my name in her sleep, when her new guy was in bed, she told me she said it once while he was fucking her, that ended their relationship.

Any enough about my ego boosting situation!

Answer to the question for me is probably, oh fuck! followed by the obligatory cum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo no i think im shitting myself

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Not mine but suitable from a drinking pal

Upon fetching up, he as the lady thought shouted out random numbers. The lady asked what it meant to which he replied 'its for a taxi luv! I'm done '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh oop lassie!" or "Ayoh, jolly good, what?"

"Is the footie on?" is another fave!

I have once remarked, while cumming in the lady, on the colour of the Ferrari red coffin leaving the house of the late idiot over the road! He couldn't drive a bicycle! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananarama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**In Yoda voice**

'Mmmm, orgasmed I have'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll last a bit longer next time

Oh feck.no woman wants to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give her ass a seriously hard slap and shout

"Boyakasha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shave and a haircut, two bits

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

I stifle the urge to yell in case I wake the kids up ??

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Usually they say 'oh Fuck, yes!' assume that's the norm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is the occasional "so how old did you say you where again" ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bang and the dirt is gone!!

"
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give her ass a seriously hard slap and shout

"Boyakasha""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOOOOOOOD MORRRRRRNING VIIIIEEEEETNAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can rarely hear it over the rendition of the 1812 overture that plays when it happens!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"**In Yoda voice**

'Mmmm, orgasmed I have'"

So sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like the tissues before your Fella comes home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will be quick, wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn girl you were good but not as good as your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn girl you were good but not as good as your mum"

you saw that on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They think it's all over......it is now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GOOOOOOOD MORRRRRRNING VIIIIEEEEETNAAAAAAAAAAAAM

I can hear him saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GOOOOOOOD MORRRRRRNING VIIIIEEEEETNAAAAAAAAAAAAM

I can hear him saying it

i dont get repeat meets after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One hundred and eightyyyyyyyyy

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