FabSwingers.com forum: Sucks like a Dyson...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...I can't think of anything worse

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Shaves like a Flymo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shaves like a Flymo?"

Haha yep, sounds even more painful!

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

"Shaves like a Flymo?"

Winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see every ones cogs working trying to beat that one so I'll lower the tone a little stripes like nitromors

Sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can see every ones cogs working trying to beat that one so I'll lower the tone a little stripes like nitromors

Sorry lol"

Haha this might be getting too technical for me!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Thousands of men have written glorious verifications for her here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I can't think of anything worse

......I can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thousands of men have written glorious verifications for her here

Yep, according to many blokes, the highest praise you can give a woman is to compare her to a lifeless bit of household machinery...

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

My hoover sucks like a dyson

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I met some lovely Dyson's here on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hoover sucks like a dyson

This is perfectly acceptable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thousands of men have written glorious verifications for her here

Yep, according to many blokes, the highest praise you can give a woman is to compare her to a lifeless bit of household machinery..."

Such a strange analogy though. Sounds painful. It could seriously damage your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But is oral sex (fellatio) actually about sucking? Is it more caressing and teasing? I have never actually had anyone use my penis as fab lollipop or am I missing out.

Is cunnilingus about eating anything?

Inexperienced from Dyson Land!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

She could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe. Does that mean by sucking, your testis will manipulated up and out of your japs eye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But is oral sex (fellatio) actually about sucking? Is it more caressing and teasing? I have never actually had anyone use my penis as fab lollipop or am I missing out.

Is cunnilingus about eating anything?

Inexperienced from Dyson Land!"

Exactly! It's about licking, caressing, worshipping the genitals. "Sucking like a dyson" is a terrible analogy that too many morons use round these parts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe. Does that mean by sucking, your testis will manipulated up and out of your japs eye. "

Yep, that is quite a graphic and disturbing thought!!

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