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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are many categories already and not one for us yet, so I started one, this one is for us

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Very christmasy shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very christmasy shag "
Thanks and very christmas to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are many categories already and not one for us yet, so I started one, this one is for us "

You don't need any compliments from us your big yourself up on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are many categories already and not one for us yet, so I started one, this one is for us

You don't need any compliments from us your big yourself up on a daily basis "

That is right I do. I was just doing it as everyone is doing a appreciation thread you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mine fit enough to join this thread?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is mine fit enough to join this thread? "
Yes you are as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can all go home now.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


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Very nice!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You can all go home now. "

Yeah you'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a dad bod ...

... goes off in search of a dad bod thread

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I'll join in ... i think the older generation needs some representation respect to the shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can all go home now.

Yeah you'll do "

Ditto blondie.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

That can't be it can it!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*has the slaves set down the palanquin, set up the deckchair and pass him a Cohiba*

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Suppose they're all at the gym after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is mine fit enough to join this thread? Yes you are as well "

Aw thanks Shag. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High fives to the awesome gym bodies guys ...lovely to perve at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"You can all go home now. "

Question is who gets to go home with you?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Can mine join shag? If not I'll just sit quietly in the corner and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can all go home now. "

One man is never enough no matter how strong he may be

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"You can all go home now. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can mine join shag? If not I'll just sit quietly in the corner and enjoy "
Yes, you can join in as well, very nice too

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

Some gorgeous bodies on this thread, keep up the hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to try and sneak in on this one as well I don't think mines that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can all go home now. "

Weyaye leave some for us marra

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Oh I'm enjoying this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I like this thread!! Let's get the dumbbells out

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra"

Fit and tattoos! Yes please!

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra"

Oh my! Shag why haven't you started this thread before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra

Oh my! Shag why haven't you started this thread before? "

Yes, not sure why I havent done one before, but I will do more as well in the future

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I think I qualify for this thread

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra"

I haven't a clue what you said so I'll just look at the pretty pictures

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham


"I think I qualify for this thread "

Absobloodylutely!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Oh I like this thread!! Let's get the dumbbells out "

Oh it's just keeps getting better

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"Oh I like this thread!! Let's get the dumbbells out "

Was going to reply to you too, then I saw the 3 minute plank thing... erm, that's me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra

Fit and tattoos! Yes please! "

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening gentleman x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to appreciate a well looked after body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra

I haven't a clue what you said so I'll just look at the pretty pictures "

That's what I'm like when I look at books

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Evening gentleman x"

Good evening Miss Barker

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


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Mmmmmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening gentleman x

Good evening Miss Barker "

Looking good ... Love the mask ;0)

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra

I haven't a clue what you said so I'll just look at the pretty pictures

That's what I'm like when I look at books"

I'd happily read you the words...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Evening gentleman x

Good evening Miss Barker

Looking good ... Love the mask ;0)"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I like this thread!! Let's get the dumbbells out

Was going to reply to you too, then I saw the 3 minute plank thing... erm, that's me out then "

You could do 6 x 30secs

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"Oh I like this thread!! Let's get the dumbbells out

Was going to reply to you too, then I saw the 3 minute plank thing... erm, that's me out then

You could do 6 x 30secs "

All over that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I like this thread!! Let's get the dumbbells out

Was going to reply to you too, then I saw the 3 minute plank thing... erm, that's me out then

You could do 6 x 30secs

All over that then "

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening gentleman x"
Evening barker x.

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"Oh I like this thread!! Let's get the dumbbells out

Was going to reply to you too, then I saw the 3 minute plank thing... erm, that's me out then

You could do 6 x 30secs

All over that then

Good girl "

Always

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Oh hello boys

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over a year ago

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


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What's with the ' '

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Oh hello boys "

Fancy seeing you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello boys "

Bonjour x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra

I haven't a clue what you said so I'll just look at the pretty pictures

That's what I'm like when I look at books

I'd happily read you the words... "

Kind you like, please do, I'd owe you one then wouldn't I

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra

I haven't a clue what you said so I'll just look at the pretty pictures

That's what I'm like when I look at books

I'd happily read you the words...

Kind you like, please do, I'd owe you one then wouldn't I "

At least one...

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can all go home now.

Weyaye leave some for us marra

I haven't a clue what you said so I'll just look at the pretty pictures

That's what I'm like when I look at books

I'd happily read you the words...

Kind you like, please do, I'd owe you one then wouldn't I

At least one... "

When you think of something let me know lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening gentleman xEvening barker x."

Evening Shag x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags"

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag "

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm enjoying this thread.

Had some amazingly athletic fun with bodies like these. I'm strong and supple enough for them to really enjoy

Hello fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex"

Looks like you were unlucky then

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Love a fit bod, shame I don't have one so shouldn't really comment, but I did lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Oh hello boys

Fancy seeing you here "

You should be here I'm certain of it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Oh hello boys

Bonjour x"

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams

Any more?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"There are many categories already and not one for us yet, so I started one, this one is for us "

I'm in and you can't chuck me off it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite partial to a fitty

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Just popping back here inbetween cocktails to say hello

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex"

So we're in a bbw thread and some guy pipes up

"Oh in my experience the fatter the chick the more she lays like a sack of dull potatoes"

Quite rightly the guy would be labeled as a prejudgemental closed minded ignorant Prick having it correctly illustrated that some women fat or thin are great in bed and others are not but that their size would not be an indicator

A trait that some pretty and so called fit men and women have is pure selfish vanity this is quite correct and one would know within 4 words

Another trait some pretty men and women have is a need or desire to excell at everything including pleasuring the opposite sex xx

It seems mistress you're pretty rubbish at picking quality meets perhaps that's your ego? But then don't all dominatrix women with bright red lips have over blown egos and disdain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's get the dumbbells out "

Best not! Some of us fatties might show you lads up

Mr

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an appreciator, not a contender. Carry on now.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh dear "
how did you get in? I got some stick on 'ceps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex"

Good news guys. This isn't fact. Just one person's experience. I can't say my experience corresponds at all with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll second that lady above. I have met and still meet fit young men and have a great time with them.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex Good news guys. This isn't fact. Just one person's experience. I can't say my experience corresponds at all with this. "

I can quite agree with this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are many categories already and not one for us yet, so I started one, this one is for us

I'm in and you can't chuck me off it either. "

It is good you are here too

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh dear how did you get in? I got some stick on 'ceps "

I was just sniggering, quietly.

Errmmm... Honestly? I think the gym is a waste of my time. Quite possibly yours too, but how you choose to waste it and your money is your business.

But yeah.

Get a gym bod; tedious and only making the inevitable slide to physical entropy all the more unbearable.

Exercise; die healthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves it xxx

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex

So we're in a bbw thread and some guy pipes up

"Oh in my experience the fatter the chick the more she lays like a sack of dull potatoes"

Quite rightly the guy would be labeled as a prejudgemental closed minded ignorant Prick having it correctly illustrated that some women fat or thin are great in bed and others are not but that their size would not be an indicator

A trait that some pretty and so called fit men and women have is pure selfish vanity this is quite correct and one would know within 4 words

Another trait some pretty men and women have is a need or desire to excell at everything including pleasuring the opposite sex xx

It seems mistress you're pretty rubbish at picking quality meets perhaps that's your ego? But then don't all dominatrix women with bright red lips have over blown egos and disdain

"

Oh I'm sorry, did I dent your precious ego? I said in my experience and has been stated later, it's not fact nor everyones experience.

You disregard my profession all you want darling and have yourself a wonderful evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex"

*Looks at your profile*

Why am I not surprised by this incendiary statement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already in the slim men appreciation thread so cuppa for me this time

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By *liciaKLWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

hehe

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Aye. Brings this to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8a3W_LbKc4


"Oh dear how did you get in? I got some stick on 'ceps

I was just sniggering, quietly.

Errmmm... Honestly? I think the gym is a waste of my time. Quite possibly yours too, but how you choose to waste it and your money is your business.

But yeah.

Get a gym bod; tedious and only making the inevitable slide to physical entropy all the more unbearable.

Exercise; die healthy.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some gorgeous bods on here. I wish I had the dedication and time to transform mine.

I need a diet

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"Some gorgeous bods on here. I wish I had the dedication and time to transform mine.

I need a diet "

Haha! Is it 11am yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's all the women who squat? We love a good pair of glutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are many categories already and not one for us yet, so I started one, this one is for us

You don't need any compliments from us your big yourself up on a daily basis "

Here's my contribution. Hope you like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Permission to join the appreciation party please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some gorgeous bods on here. I wish I had the dedication and time to transform mine.

I need a diet "

Stay away from the Diet Coke! It fools your body and makes your blood sugars spike.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex

So we're in a bbw thread and some guy pipes up

"Oh in my experience the fatter the chick the more she lays like a sack of dull potatoes"

Quite rightly the guy would be labeled as a prejudgemental closed minded ignorant Prick having it correctly illustrated that some women fat or thin are great in bed and others are not but that their size would not be an indicator

A trait that some pretty and so called fit men and women have is pure selfish vanity this is quite correct and one would know within 4 words

Another trait some pretty men and women have is a need or desire to excell at everything including pleasuring the opposite sex xx

It seems mistress you're pretty rubbish at picking quality meets perhaps that's your ego? But then don't all dominatrix women with bright red lips have over blown egos and disdain

Oh I'm sorry, did I dent your precious ego? I said in my experience and has been stated later, it's not fact nor everyones experience.

You disregard my profession all you want darling and have yourself a wonderful evening.

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Firstly you making pointless generalisations can have no impact upon my ego

And secondly , I know some in your profession who are lovely and some who are horrid , you may have noticed the after the comment that within context illustrated I was being sarcastic pointing out that labeling a whole section of a humanity based upon simplistic reasoning is a foolish , futile , ignorant , in some cases racist or sexist narrow minded and prejudice state of mind

I'll point out again , you spoke to these people beforehand , the statistic actually is a more poignant reflection upon you and who you may attract and their attitudes than anything meaningfull or representative with regards to either men or women who have a lean or defined body shape , infact your assertion is ridiculous as there are a number of both sexs who don't actively aim to achieve their body shape xx

And diamond Joe you suprise me

I'm quite sure you appreciate and would condone time spent reading , and learning , improving ones understanding of the world in which we live ? Surely you understand this time spent gives benefits and potential pleasure with regards , conversation and daily tasks ?

We all will die but surely you would not suggest we have zero education and just sleep our lives Away ?

It's the bit in the middle which counts and to my blond mind the more tools in our box both mental and physical will aid our amazing journey through life ?

As with the learned , there are twats who work out, and none twats and indeed a whole three dimensional spectrum of motives and personalities

A lady firstly declined my advances a while back , suggesting my body shape meant I'd be an ignorant selfish shag

I suggested that my perspective was

I will never be the prettiest , fittest, fastest , funniest , most cool, or intelligent or even the best at sex however my perspective is that I would put effort into every aspect including cooking cakes and relaxing and being unhealthy , to hopefully give myself a chance to live the best life I can achieve without harming others and I hope this attitude passes into the effort I place into my sexual activities

I am an advocate of effort in can equal potential reward out and I see reward in life way beyond financial ,

Climbing crib Goch in a blizzard and surviving was a reward

No more or no less than baking a cake and my friends and I scoffing the lot

And no more or less than the reward when a lady who in one's presence falls into a body rocking orgasm

Xxx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Anyways....anyone else?!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex

*Looks at your profile*

Why am I not surprised by this incendiary statement? "

Ha!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex

So we're in a bbw thread and some guy pipes up

"Oh in my experience the fatter the chick the more she lays like a sack of dull potatoes"

Quite rightly the guy would be labeled as a prejudgemental closed minded ignorant Prick having it correctly illustrated that some women fat or thin are great in bed and others are not but that their size would not be an indicator

A trait that some pretty and so called fit men and women have is pure selfish vanity this is quite correct and one would know within 4 words

Another trait some pretty men and women have is a need or desire to excell at everything including pleasuring the opposite sex xx

It seems mistress you're pretty rubbish at picking quality meets perhaps that's your ego? But then don't all dominatrix women with bright red lips have over blown egos and disdain

Oh I'm sorry, did I dent your precious ego? I said in my experience and has been stated later, it's not fact nor everyones experience.

You disregard my profession all you want darling and have yourself a wonderful evening.

Firstly you making pointless generalisations can have no impact upon my ego

And secondly , I know some in your profession who are lovely and some who are horrid , you may have noticed the after the comment that within context illustrated I was being sarcastic pointing out that labeling a whole section of a humanity based upon simplistic reasoning is a foolish , futile , ignorant , in some cases racist or sexist narrow minded and prejudice state of mind

I'll point out again , you spoke to these people beforehand , the statistic actually is a more poignant reflection upon you and who you may attract and their attitudes than anything meaningfull or representative with regards to either men or women who have a lean or defined body shape , infact your assertion is ridiculous as there are a number of both sexs who don't actively aim to achieve their body shape xx

And diamond Joe you suprise me

I'm quite sure you appreciate and would condone time spent reading , and learning , improving ones understanding of the world in which we live ? Surely you understand this time spent gives benefits and potential pleasure with regards , conversation and daily tasks ?

We all will die but surely you would not suggest we have zero education and just sleep our lives Away ?

It's the bit in the middle which counts and to my blond mind the more tools in our box both mental and physical will aid our amazing journey through life ?

As with the learned , there are twats who work out, and none twats and indeed a whole three dimensional spectrum of motives and personalities

A lady firstly declined my advances a while back , suggesting my body shape meant I'd be an ignorant selfish shag

I suggested that my perspective was

I will never be the prettiest , fittest, fastest , funniest , most cool, or intelligent or even the best at sex however my perspective is that I would put effort into every aspect including cooking cakes and relaxing and being unhealthy , to hopefully give myself a chance to live the best life I can achieve without harming others and I hope this attitude passes into the effort I place into my sexual activities

I am an advocate of effort in can equal potential reward out and I see reward in life way beyond financial ,

Climbing crib Goch in a blizzard and surviving was a reward

No more or no less than baking a cake and my friends and I scoffing the lot

And no more or less than the reward when a lady who in one's presence falls into a body rocking orgasm

Xxx "

Not sure the essay was required but I hear you. It was a general sweeping statement but I'm talking from my experience. And in my experience, as a whole, I've yet to enjoy sex with a buff body. The stamina is cracking but pumping away doesn't do it for me.

I appologise if it offends any gym bunnies out there. Keep on keeping on. Peace.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Take it that's a no then...

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Take it that's a no then..."

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over a year ago


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex

*Looks at your profile*

Why am I not surprised by this incendiary statement?

Ha! "

Tbh are the one that seems to have a dent or crack in your ego, you are the one who is commenting on a thread not your taste. You have labelled people that look a certain way to have negative characteristics. The very definition of prejudice.

Some people in good shape don't even lift weights or watch what they eat. I'm so sorry that you don't have the genes that you desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeez where's this thread been hiding!

Will sit down with a vino later & have a perve

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Great to perv at but too much time down the gym/counting calories make for dull shags

I've never heard anyone say that to me! Quite the opposite! Plenty of stamina and lots of strength to hold them in every position possible so gym goer makes for a good shag

Sorry but in my experience, fitter the man, the duller the ride. Stamina isn't be all and end all of good sex

*Looks at your profile*

Why am I not surprised by this incendiary statement?

Ha!

Tbh are the one that seems to have a dent or crack in your ego, you are the one who is commenting on a thread not your taste. You have labelled people that look a certain way to have negative characteristics. The very definition of prejudice.

Some people in good shape don't even lift weights or watch what they eat. I'm so sorry that you don't have the genes that you desire.

"

Thank you.

It's been very useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in? It's a work in progress

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Take it that's a no then...

"

I'm sorry are you looking for an argument with me now as well...

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Take it that's a no then...

I'm sorry are you looking for an argument with me now as well..."

I've much better things to do with my time thanks. Have yourself a wonderful evening

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Take it that's a no then...

I'm sorry are you looking for an argument with me now as well...

I've much better things to do with my time thanks. Have yourself a wonderful evening "

Yeah you too love . That patronising enough!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Take it that's a no then...

I'm sorry are you looking for an argument with me now as well...

I've much better things to do with my time thanks. Have yourself a wonderful evening

Yeah you too love . That patronising enough! "

Do you seek drama? I was trying to be nice but hey ho

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over a year ago


"Take it that's a no then...

I'm sorry are you looking for an argument with me now as well...

I've much better things to do with my time thanks. Have yourself a wonderful evening

Yeah you too love . That patronising enough!

Do you seek drama? I was trying to be nice but hey ho"

Put him down mistress. lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Take it that's a no then...

I'm sorry are you looking for an argument with me now as well...

I've much better things to do with my time thanks. Have yourself a wonderful evening

Yeah you too love . That patronising enough!

Do you seek drama? I was trying to be nice but hey ho"

You failed...hey ho.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Take it that's a no then...

I'm sorry are you looking for an argument with me now as well...

I've much better things to do with my time thanks. Have yourself a wonderful evening

Yeah you too love . That patronising enough!

Do you seek drama? I was trying to be nice but hey ho

You failed...hey ho."

OK then. You crack on with your passive aggression. I'm off out to enjoy myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DRAMA

just popping in to perv on the fit men

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Representing the fifty plus gents..

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"

DRAMA

just popping in to perv on the fit men "

Just found this and having a perv myself! I can appreciate the beauty/dedication of anyone who spends at least several hours a week at the gym turning their body into what is, to me, a beautiful work of art! I only wish I had the time and dedication to do it myself at the moment - but I'll be right back on it in January - with help and advice from a new friend I hope! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50+ here!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

DRAMA

just popping in to perv on the fit men

Just found this and having a perv myself! I can appreciate the beauty/dedication of anyone who spends at least several hours a week at the gym turning their body into what is, to me, a beautiful work of art! I only wish I had the time and dedication to do it myself at the moment - but I'll be right back on it in January - with help and advice from a new friend I hope! Xx"

Well if it's who I think it is,he should be able to advise well

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"50+ here!

"

Looking great for 59!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50+ here!

Looking great for 59!!! "

Thanks.....hmmm we'd look good together

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"50+ here!

Looking great for 59!!!

Thanks.....hmmm we'd look good together "

4000 miles closer maybe!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"

DRAMA

just popping in to perv on the fit men

Just found this and having a perv myself! I can appreciate the beauty/dedication of anyone who spends at least several hours a week at the gym turning their body into what is, to me, a beautiful work of art! I only wish I had the time and dedication to do it myself at the moment - but I'll be right back on it in January - with help and advice from a new friend I hope! Xx

Well if it's who I think it is,he should be able to advise well "

Yes he should! All I need to do now is find some willpower! Sure I put it in a drawer somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sunday seems to have been muscle guy night. not even sure all these guys who messaged me are real but i appreciated the pics.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just nipping in to see if any dad bods had infiltrated the thread....tut...can't see any..nipping out again..night night xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I throw my hat into the ring

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Ok I throw my hat into the ring"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I throw my hat into the ring

Absolutely! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't claim to be anything other than average. Those who think otherwise need to see a doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, how did I miss this perving thread?!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

DRAMA

just popping in to perv on the fit men

Just found this and having a perv myself! I can appreciate the beauty/dedication of anyone who spends at least several hours a week at the gym turning their body into what is, to me, a beautiful work of art! I only wish I had the time and dedication to do it myself at the moment - but I'll be right back on it in January - with help and advice from a new friend I hope! Xx

Well if it's who I think it is,he should be able to advise well

Yes he should! All I need to do now is find some willpower! Sure I put it in a drawer somewhere! "

Yes I know what you mean,mine has well and truly disappeared at the moment

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"

DRAMA

just popping in to perv on the fit men

Just found this and having a perv myself! I can appreciate the beauty/dedication of anyone who spends at least several hours a week at the gym turning their body into what is, to me, a beautiful work of art! I only wish I had the time and dedication to do it myself at the moment - but I'll be right back on it in January - with help and advice from a new friend I hope! Xx

Well if it's who I think it is,he should be able to advise well

Yes he should! All I need to do now is find some willpower! Sure I put it in a drawer somewhere!

Yes I know what you mean,mine has well and truly disappeared at the moment "

Maybe we can help each other find it lovely? I like the bigger boobs that the extra weight has 'produced' - but other than that I'm really not happy at all!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

Well if it's who I think it is,he should be able to advise well

Yes he should! All I need to do now is find some willpower! Sure I put it in a drawer somewhere!

Yes I know what you mean,mine has well and truly disappeared at the moment

Maybe we can help each other find it lovely? I like the bigger boobs that the extra weight has 'produced' - but other than that I'm really not happy at all!! "

Last time I saw my mum she asked if my boobs are getting bigger which was funny I told her no I'm just getting fat! This last twelve month's has been silly,increase in appetite I can be full and still think what can I have now,thankfully that has improved now,lack of energy and other symptoms points to me being perimenipausal. Sorry guy's to ruin the thread . Actually it's not funny,nothing like a bit of therapy on a Monday morning though,now I'll go hide in my little box for a few year's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm not to shabby for the 40+ guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I think I'm not to shabby for the 40+ guy "

Not 39 then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm not to shabby for the 40+ guy

Not 39 then! ??

I'm not sure why it's stayed on 39 I'm the Peter Pan of Fabs

I'm 43 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking out the fit bods

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hmm.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hmm."

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary. "

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try my best so I hope someone appreciates it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I could just squeeze my body in here I first strive to be "heathy" for without that it may not be possible to achieve your aim of "fitness" if that is your desire. But as with most things there must be "balance" between fitness and shagging ... otherwise you tend to fall off the kitchen table a few times.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

"

Remind him he's straight and send him to fuck me instead! Problem solved!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

Remind him he's straight and send him to fuck me instead! Problem solved! "

No dice, lady.

*If* it happens I'll be savouring it

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

"

Most of the chaps I do up the chuff are taller. Easily done. Him on his back, legs akimbo is good (get to see his little face when you pop his cherry too) or depending how long his thighs are, him in doggy at the edge of bed, you stood behind. Though a sling would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit on my arse all day and eat junk, really quite lazy. Do i fit in here tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye mirin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing your fit bodies has motivated me to continue my hard work. I can do a 90 second plank before my bum cheeks start to tremble. So I'm not quite there yet; work in progress for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks amazing in the shower xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks amazing in the shower xxx

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Ok im here

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

Most people that heavily go gym have no 'game'. As was explained to me by a group of gorgeous lsses once.

It seems that a lot of women have the impression that heavy gym goers go to the gym for a talking point as verbally they annot attract females, they can inly superficially wow them for their looks which fizzles out when thy open their mouth.

Was an amusing conversation to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High fives to the awesome gym bodies guys ...lovely to perve at "
you do like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some gorgeous bodies on this thread, keep up the hard work "
you are stunning

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

Most of the chaps I do up the chuff are taller. Easily done. Him on his back, legs akimbo is good (get to see his little face when you pop his cherry too) or depending how long his thighs are, him in doggy at the edge of bed, you stood behind. Though a sling would be perfect "

Yeah, I don;t think a sling is gonna be possible. I'm glamping at the millionaire's house for a few days, so style but technical facilities... but other than a sub in Brixton I don;t know anyone nearby with a playroom, and he doesn't like competition (gay men! ).

But.

Thanks for the positional tips.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Most people that heavily go gym have no 'game'. As was explained to me by a group of gorgeous lsses once.

It seems that a lot of women have the impression that heavy gym goers go to the gym for a talking point as verbally they annot attract females, they can inly superficially wow them for their looks which fizzles out when thy open their mouth.

Was an amusing conversation to say the least."

I have certainly found this true with good looking women to be honest. I've met women who are amazing to look at and have obviously relied on that to attract men, engage them in conversation and it is clear that they have very little of worth to contribute. It certainly works both ways which is why I enjoy flirting on the forums so much, not only do you get to see pictures that show the sexy side of a woman but you can have a damn good conversation with them too.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Most people that heavily go gym have no 'game'. As was explained to me by a group of gorgeous lsses once.

It seems that a lot of women have the impression that heavy gym goers go to the gym for a talking point as verbally they annot attract females, they can inly superficially wow them for their looks which fizzles out when thy open their mouth.

Was an amusing conversation to say the least.

I have certainly found this true with good looking women to be honest. I've met women who are amazing to look at and have obviously relied on that to attract men, engage them in conversation and it is clear that they have very little of worth to contribute. It certainly works both ways which is why I enjoy flirting on the forums so much, not only do you get to see pictures that show the sexy side of a woman but you can have a damn good conversation with them too."

Good point well made!

Though personally I've not found much of a correlation between looks and brains/personality! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In in ! X

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park

I'm in 8)

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm in 8)"

8 what?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm in 8)"

Nice tits, not too over-worked.

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park


"I'm in 8)

8 what? "

it's a not very good smiley face!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm in 8)

8 what? it's a not very good smiley face!! "

Oh I SEE! Like the Albert btw!

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park


"I'm in 8)

8 what? it's a not very good smiley face!!

Oh I SEE! Like the Albert btw! "

many thanks a man's beat friend! Perfect ass BTW x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

Most of the chaps I do up the chuff are taller. Easily done. Him on his back, legs akimbo is good (get to see his little face when you pop his cherry too) or depending how long his thighs are, him in doggy at the edge of bed, you stood behind. Though a sling would be perfect

Yeah, I don;t think a sling is gonna be possible. I'm glamping at the millionaire's house for a few days, so style but technical facilities... but other than a sub in Brixton I don;t know anyone nearby with a playroom, and he doesn't like competition (gay men! ).

But.

Thanks for the positional tips. "

OMG.

He's back. Wants a top who knows what he's doing for his first time. Fuck.

I've organised 4 days of debauchery and then this ripped cunt just flops himself down and says take me whenever you please, 24hrs notice.

I need a diary secretary.

*scratches head*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

Most of the chaps I do up the chuff are taller. Easily done. Him on his back, legs akimbo is good (get to see his little face when you pop his cherry too) or depending how long his thighs are, him in doggy at the edge of bed, you stood behind. Though a sling would be perfect

Yeah, I don;t think a sling is gonna be possible. I'm glamping at the millionaire's house for a few days, so style but technical facilities... but other than a sub in Brixton I don;t know anyone nearby with a playroom, and he doesn't like competition (gay men! ).

But.

Thanks for the positional tips.

OMG.

He's back. Wants a top who knows what he's doing for his first time. Fuck.

I've organised 4 days of debauchery and then this ripped cunt just flops himself down and says take me whenever you please, 24hrs notice.

I need a diary secretary.

*scratches head*"

I'll be your assistant

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

Most of the chaps I do up the chuff are taller. Easily done. Him on his back, legs akimbo is good (get to see his little face when you pop his cherry too) or depending how long his thighs are, him in doggy at the edge of bed, you stood behind. Though a sling would be perfect

Yeah, I don;t think a sling is gonna be possible. I'm glamping at the millionaire's house for a few days, so style but technical facilities... but other than a sub in Brixton I don;t know anyone nearby with a playroom, and he doesn't like competition (gay men! ).

But.

Thanks for the positional tips.

OMG.

He's back. Wants a top who knows what he's doing for his first time. Fuck.

I've organised 4 days of debauchery and then this ripped cunt just flops himself down and says take me whenever you please, 24hrs notice.

I need a diary secretary.

*scratches head*

I'll be your assistant "

I'll be the assistant's assistant! She may need help!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm in 8)

8 what? it's a not very good smiley face!!

Oh I SEE! Like the Albert btw! many thanks a man's beat friend! Perfect ass BTW x"

Why thank you kindly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I am gona sit on the perving bench. I have nibbles and drink. Anyone want to join me?

MMmm love watching people at the gym getting all sweaty.

Some gorgous body's appearing from this forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sit here and just watch like a perv ...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Just popping back for a visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sit here and just watch like a perv ... "

Nuts? Diet ? Twigglets?? Help ya self xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hmm.

I have a 'fit bod' quandary.

This straight chap approached me some time ago - fuckin' stacked. Tattoos, outgoing, just about literate. Handsome too, which helps, wants to get fucked, which is even better... anyway, where was I... oh yeah...

So he's popped back again and would like to be corrupted (his word, not mine), which I'm up for and our schedules coincide this time, but the bastard is 6"3' and built like the proverbial.

It will be a challenge to arrange him on the bed.

Think of a greyhound fucking mastiff.

Most of the chaps I do up the chuff are taller. Easily done. Him on his back, legs akimbo is good (get to see his little face when you pop his cherry too) or depending how long his thighs are, him in doggy at the edge of bed, you stood behind. Though a sling would be perfect

Yeah, I don;t think a sling is gonna be possible. I'm glamping at the millionaire's house for a few days, so style but technical facilities... but other than a sub in Brixton I don;t know anyone nearby with a playroom, and he doesn't like competition (gay men! ).

But.

Thanks for the positional tips.

OMG.

He's back. Wants a top who knows what he's doing for his first time. Fuck.

I've organised 4 days of debauchery and then this ripped cunt just flops himself down and says take me whenever you please, 24hrs notice.

I need a diary secretary.

*scratches head*

I'll be your assistant

I'll be the assistant's assistant! She may need help! "

*chews cigar*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwozVKOkzz4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will do a part 2 of this

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I will do a part 2 of this "

Be my guest.

This went quite well, old boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes ty, it did go well too

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*sighs... and then smiles*

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