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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It might disapoint some but I have completely forgotten to mention that I have a serious Oral disease that I got in France from eating too much baguettes and unfortuantely (trust me it is breaking my bearded heart) I can't deliver what I have promised earlier.

The only cure that the french NHS found was to suckle on tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a UK GP, he'll say paracetamol will help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to a UK GP, he'll say paracetamol will help "

I'll stick to the french ones haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the earlier promise? I missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I offer up my tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it "

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Can I offer up my tits? "

Believe me when I tell you that he doesn't deserve to benefit from this situation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!! "

Daft sod! How doesn't he know there's ways around exceeding the thread limit?!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"It might disapoint some but I have completely forgotten to mention that I have a serious Oral disease that I got in France from eating too much baguettes and unfortuantely (trust me it is breaking my bearded heart) I can't deliver what I have promised earlier.

The only cure that the french NHS found was to suckle on tits.

"

Bollocks! You can't seriously go back on a promise that's just cruel,the guy will be devastated

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Can I offer up my tits?

Believe me when I tell you that he doesn't deserve to benefit from this situation... "

No I agree he doesn't,bad man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I offer up my tits? "

*bites tongue...

Nooooooooooooooooooooo I got nothin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!! "

Haha the best summarise I've never read, yes basically that what happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I offer up my tits?

Believe me when I tell you that he doesn't deserve to benefit from this situation...

No I agree he doesn't,bad man! "

Thank you so much GB, I always can count on you ! don't listen to them, I'll always deserve tits !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!! "

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last "

yes one of us is haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

yes one of us is haha"

So did you gimp out in the end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

yes one of us is haha

So did you gimp out in the end? "

I had to google that one 'gimp out'

but yes, went out, come back to check and saw 197 replies!!! Ihaha didn't know it was possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

yes one of us is haha

So did you gimp out in the end?

I had to google that one 'gimp out'

but yes, went out, come back to check and saw 197 replies!!! Ihaha didn't know it was possible "

There's a little trick to get around it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

yes one of us is haha

So did you gimp out in the end?

I had to google that one 'gimp out'

but yes, went out, come back to check and saw 197 replies!!! Ihaha didn't know it was possible

There's a little trick to get around it "

Ha.I Wudnt even have clue how many can post on thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

yes one of us is haha

So did you gimp out in the end?

I had to google that one 'gimp out'

but yes, went out, come back to check and saw 197 replies!!! Ihaha didn't know it was possible

There's a little trick to get around it "

So I heard! Wish I knew before saying anything ah ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

yes one of us is haha

So did you gimp out in the end?

I had to google that one 'gimp out'

but yes, went out, come back to check and saw 197 replies!!! Ihaha didn't know it was possible

There's a little trick to get around it

Ha.I Wudnt even have clue how many can post on thread "

Thought the limit was 175/176 but I got it all wrong obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the earlier promise? I missed it

He promised to suck Pleaseme's cock but only if he got 189 nos which he knew he wouldn't cos it's way beyond the 176 limit of posts in a thread!

BUT... the posters got the magic number so he's understandably wheedling his way out of it.

BUT... he doesn't need to because Pleaseme is apparently getting his cock sucked by some woman right at the end of the last thread who is either mad, brave or both!!!!

Haha.missed end of it.oh well at leadt he's happy at last

yes one of us is haha

So did you gimp out in the end?

I had to google that one 'gimp out'

but yes, went out, come back to check and saw 197 replies!!! Ihaha didn't know it was possible

There's a little trick to get around it

Ha.I Wudnt even have clue how many can post on thread "

It's usually 175... Give or take a few extra. But there are ways round it, to keep the thread going, even after it's closed for being too large.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

He's still waiting for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's still waiting for you!"

Let him wait then haha I heard he managed to get it sucked in the end anyway

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"He's still waiting for you!

Let him wait then haha I heard he managed to get it sucked in the end anyway "

Did he,by who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if "

Me neither,poor guy must be crying into his Weetabix by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if

Me neither,poor guy must be crying into his Weetabix by now"

It was a rumor so I am not sure the veracity of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if

Me neither,poor guy must be crying into his Weetabix by now"

He doesn't need any milk for them. The desperate tears of sorrow will soften those wheaty biscuits of despair for him

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if

Me neither,poor guy must be crying into his Weetabix by now

He doesn't need any milk for them. The desperate tears of sorrow will soften those wheaty biscuits of despair for him "

Suppose you could alway's go instead of Fabulous,just a suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if

Me neither,poor guy must be crying into his Weetabix by now

He doesn't need any milk for them. The desperate tears of sorrow will soften those wheaty biscuits of despair for him

Suppose you could alway's go instead of Fabulous,just a suggestion "

I'd love to but errrrr.....I have some really important things to be doing that are just too important not to do.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if

Me neither,poor guy must be crying into his Weetabix by now

He doesn't need any milk for them. The desperate tears of sorrow will soften those wheaty biscuits of despair for him

Suppose you could alway's go instead of Fabulous,just a suggestion

I'd love to but errrrr.....I have some really important things to be doing that are just too important not to do. "

No no don't worry about those you can do them tomorrow they're not going anywhere. Shall I tell him you're on the way so he can get himself nice and sparkly clean for you,yeah?! Your not going to wimp out like Fab are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't see that, as far as I'm aware he's still sat with a stonking great rod on and nobody to suck if

Me neither,poor guy must be crying into his Weetabix by now

He doesn't need any milk for them. The desperate tears of sorrow will soften those wheaty biscuits of despair for him

Suppose you could alway's go instead of Fabulous,just a suggestion

I'd love to but errrrr.....I have some really important things to be doing that are just too important not to do.

No no don't worry about those you can do them tomorrow they're not going anywhere. Shall I tell him you're on the way so he can get himself nice and sparkly clean for you,yeah?! Your not going to wimp out like Fab are you"

If this post gets to 300............shit, that's how fab ended up with a promise of a mouthful of hard flesh

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

Suppose you could alway's go instead of Fabulous,just a suggestion

I'd love to but errrrr.....I have some really important things to be doing that are just too important not to do.

No no don't worry about those you can do them tomorrow they're not going anywhere. Shall I tell him you're on the way so he can get himself nice and sparkly clean for you,yeah?! Your not going to wimp out like Fab are you

If this post gets to 300............shit, that's how fab ended up with a promise of a mouthful of hard flesh "

Yes one would be wise to learn from his mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen there really are 198 posts on that other thread! How the hell? Anyone willing to explain please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen there really are 198 posts on that other thread! How the hell? Anyone willing to explain please? "

Are you a platinum member?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's warrior stuff. Only the bravest warriors are hand picked to be allowed this extraordinary honour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha thanks God now I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's warrior stuff. Only the bravest warriors are hand picked to be allowed this extraordinary honour. "

I know of 3 people who can do it.

There my be others....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I know of 3 people who can do it.

There my be others...."

While I am only familiar with the vanilla method, you've recently started going the other way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know of 3 people who can do it.

There my be others....

While I am only familiar with the vanilla method, you've recently started going the other way..."

There's another way?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I know of 3 people who can do it.

There my be others....

While I am only familiar with the vanilla method, you've recently started going the other way...

There's another way?

"

Methinks thou protesteth too much...

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