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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone want to suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to suck my cock"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pass"

Can I ask why xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass

Can I ask why xx"

I dont know what is attached to the cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No."

Could everyone give their reason why they wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont"

You probably don't want to know, it could get brutal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont

You probably don't want to know, it could get brutal. "

Mail me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha everybody give me a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to suck my cock"

sarcastic comment removed.

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont"

Or,

Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!

(Apologies in advance to dog lovers)

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

Thanks for this OP, but nope.

The reason? (I hope you can cope).

You are somewhat blunt.

Perhaps even a.... fool.

But take heart. There is always hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont

Or,

Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!

(Apologies in advance to dog lovers)"

Thanks for that. Would love to know what I have done for you to be calling me a dick if you didn't like my post then you didn't have to answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont

Or,

Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!

(Apologies in advance to dog lovers)

Thanks for that. Would love to know what I have done for you to be calling me a dick if you didn't like my post then you didn't have to answer"

Just in a odd mood I guess and at least in a large part teasing. No offence actually intended but you did kinda ask why people said no. Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it here, I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel as you never asked me personally and still have yesterday's status as the same request I'll have to say no .

Also and possibly the major factor in my non complance, you didn't even say please !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel as you never asked me personally and still have yesterday's status as the same request I'll have to say no .

Also and possibly the major factor in my non complance, you didn't even say please !! "

Good point, manners cost nothing when requesting sexual favours from strangers online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to suck my cock"

no

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

No

Simply because you sound like you want anyone or anything to suck you cock and I'm worth more than that.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

I was gonna say yes but as everyone else has said no I've changed my mind.

I like to go with the flow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Simply because you sound like you want anyone or anything to suck you cock and I'm worth more than that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont

Or,

Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!

(Apologies in advance to dog lovers)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

classy

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By *igjim69Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I wil suck it if u suck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it ! "

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the situation. . . Would you be wearing condom for it? Will there be anything in it for me? Will you come to me or would I have to travel for the privilege?

So many questions but I expect the answer will still be no!! Thanks for the offer though. . I've never had such a unique proposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then? "

A thread can go only to 175 replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then? "

A thread can go only to 175 replies

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's not a bad looking cock - I am a great cock sucker, but you're not on the doorstep op

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Nice cock and arse...but no thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't need my teeth flossing thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a pass ta, pal.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

No you have dirty finger nail's,I'm sure I've said that before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want the whip out on them

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies "

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Could everyone give their reason why they wont"

Ok.

I said no because I like to like the guys whose cocks I suck. I don't know you or what you look like. You have neither a body nor a face picture visible. Also, as someone else already said, you sound as if you'll take anyone who is willing to suck your cock, and I'm not *just* anyone.

So my answer is no. But if any of the guys I know, like, and chat with would like to ask me, the answer might be different

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Gets comfy with my haribos. Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said yes but appear to have been pied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somehow I dont think tonight is going to end with a blow job for the op.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He'll probably get more replies saying 'no', than if he'd written individual messages to as many people - so something good will come out of it, at least.

I think most of us are the same, that we're open to fun with people where the whole package, not just the cock package, is attractive to us, including personality. That's a potential killer for Fancy a Fuck/Fancy a Suck offers.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Thanks for this OP, but nope.

The reason? (I hope you can cope).

You are somewhat blunt.

Perhaps even a.... fool.

But take heart. There is always hope.

"

What he said but less subtle

I'd rather suck a cuttle

Fish.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Well its a no from me & I'll ask H when she comes in but I've a feeling it'll be a no too..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed"

I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Who wouldnt want to turn up to suck a strangers cock with 2 cock pics and a poor profile? Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because basically you sound like you've no standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed

I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn. "

It's a warrior technique hush hush n all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% from us that's x 2 that count ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well me and the other 15 people in the room with me say NO too.

So it can easily hit that magic number.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies "

Me an my 25 workmates all say No! Does that count as 26 no's! Come on Beardy, we will get you there, pucker those lips!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

"

We'll unless someone does a pole in Tescos it'll never get to 189 no's however seeing as it was FB that made the offer I'd be willing to do the data collecting in Tesco as long as they counted and he made good his offer

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100% from us that's x 2 that count ?? "

No that is no no no no and no rehab

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

"

Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Me an my 25 workmates all say No! Does that count as 26 no's! Come on Beardy, we will get you there, pucker those lips! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed

I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn.

It's a warrior technique hush hush n all that"

Only platinum members can do it I think

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed

I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn.

It's a warrior technique hush hush n all that"

Is there a way in to the hush hush?

Bloody hell I dont even have a emoji

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

My reply was a no if that was missed,I'll say it again further down the line...just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish..."

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to suck my cock"

No

I'll suck a cock one day but not today

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

After all Fabulous didn't say it had to be no's from different people

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed

I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn.

It's a warrior technique hush hush n all that

Only platinum members can do it I think "

Oh ok thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Becomes platinum to say NO NO again if thread closed

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish...

I'm in "

Excellent,so that's a 'no' from you then?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Not a 'kin prayer

H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me.anywhere near 189 yet

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

My neighbours just said no! I make that 104 no's!

I hope you are not a 'biter' Beardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no.

because

1. i have no idea who you are or what your like.

2. your fooking miles away.

3. im not attracted to you.

4. what the fuck are you offering?

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Another no from me if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had anyone said yes yet? Oh go on then ......only joking it's a great big no from me. Sucking random knobs isn't for me thanks and if it was they would need to be bigger and prettier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect a different approach was needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will if you dont tell my wife.I wear her undies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocked on neighbours door even she said no and she's 84 with no fangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish..."

Not to get all legalese but the implied contract by fab and bearded did not stipulate that the no's had to be from separate entities, I'm sure he just said if you get the required number of no's, so that is an additional 180 no's from me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Anyone want to suck my cock"

Nope.

Suck mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knocked on neighbours door even she said no and she's 84 with no fangs "

So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect a different approach was needed "

Wonder what response the female equivalent would get. Go on!! Someone must want their piss flaps licking! !

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Let me think errrrr NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect a different approach was needed

Wonder what response the female equivalent would get. Go on!! Someone must want their piss flaps licking! ! "

I suspect an inbox meltdown would have happened.

That said, if the OP had been a woman, and the profile was similar, along with poor pics, she'd get a no from me. I'm fussy when it comes to pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. There really is an amazing amount of people that really don't want to suck your cock!

That must really suck ???? Or not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed"

Can you really do that ?

Well in that case forget what I've said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed

Can you really do that ?

Well in that case forget what I've said "

Backtracking faster than a Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 104 to go till you get to pucker up those lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha you all team up against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 104 to go till you get to pucker up those lips "

Hahahaha bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have I done !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped yourself in it I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm let me think about it.

.

...

...

...

Hmm mmm..

..

Hmm mmm

....

.

.

......

Tempting

......

.

.

...

But no

~Mia

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton


"I suspect a different approach was needed

Wonder what response the female equivalent would get. Go on!! Someone must want their piss flaps licking! ! "

Hmmmm. Licking of piss flaps? Let's see.

I'm a pervert so it's surely maybe....

I prefer 'urine wings'

Or 'badly wrapped things'

But as you asked so nice, yes, I decree.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies "

Incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90 to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Incorrect "

I am actually crying mow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropped yourself in it I'd say "

So deep I can't even get out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropped yourself in it I'd say

So deep I can't even get out haha "

Close your eyes and hold your nose, you'll think it's a hotdog sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropped yourself in it I'd say

So deep I can't even get out haha "
its om. He likes it deep

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oh, and its a no from us two too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropped yourself in it I'd say

So deep I can't even get out haha leave him alone ! He is a great lad and He doesn't like it deep"

Thank you mate you are ace for saying that !

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"Dropped yourself in it I'd say

So deep I can't even get out haha "

No one said you had to take it deep just do what you are comfortable hun

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

*with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropped yourself in it I'd say

So deep I can't even get out haha

You are the best hun "

Stop you are making blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropped yourself in it I'd say

So deep I can't even get out haha leave him alone ! He is a great lad and He doesn't like it deep

Thank you mate you are ace for saying that !

"

I said yes, but will now change my answer to no.... open wide! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be the start of something beautiful.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish...

Not to get all legalese but the implied contract by fab and bearded did not stipulate that the no's had to be from separate entities, I'm sure he just said if you get the required number of no's, so that is an additional 180 no's from me "

I said that earlier up,this is a lot of no's...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op "

So that's a no just to confirm?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op

So that's a no just to confirm?!"
Well I did not want too be so blunt . But yes .

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Incorrect

I am actually crying mow "

We're not . I'm pleased it looks like the op won't be disappointed after all!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op

So that's a no just to confirm?! Well I did not want too be so blunt . But yes . "

Excellent another no,looking good for Fabulous then isn't it

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Are we nearly there yet?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !

Its a no from me

How many no's now then?

A thread can go only to 175 replies

Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed

Can you really do that ?

Well in that case forget what I've said "

Err I don't think so!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Where's DaimondJoe? He might.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope to hairy

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op

So that's a no just to confirm?! Well I did not want too be so blunt . But yes . "

Good another no

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Where's DaimondJoe? He might."

No no Fabulous offered first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does another no from me count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's DaimondJoe? He might."

I think Joe is more of a suckee than a sucker

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Does another no from me count? "

Yes of course it does

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By *edonistic ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Stratford

Thanks but that's a no from us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the momentum going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice how the forum community is really coming together to get this guy a blow job. Nice of you, too, Fabulous and Bearded, for offering.

Marc says no, as well, so you can add that to the tally.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No

Because

A) You're a bloke, and I'm even more straight than FabulousandBearded...

B) You don't get that you come across as desperate

C) You're far too desperate

D) I like to laugh during meets, and I'm not convinced we share the same sense of humour.

E) I don't think we'd have much we could talk about either

F) I've had to reword some of these so as not to get a ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice how the forum community is really coming together to get this guy a blow job. Nice of you, too, Fabulous and Bearded, for offering.

Marc says no, as well, so you can add that to the tally."

It's a community, and we provide a valuable service for those not getting their dick sucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to suck my cock"

NO THANK YOU. I like mine a little darker

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh, I forget to give you my answer...

.

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.

.

.

Nah.

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).

If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??

You did ask OP!

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton


"No

Because

A) You're a bloke, and I'm even more straight than FabulousandBearded...

B) You don't get that you come across as desperate

C) You're far too desperate

D) I like to laugh during meets, and I'm not convinced we share the same sense of humour.

E) I don't think we'd have much we could talk about either

F) I've had to reword some of these so as not to get a ban."

Art, for a sartorial man,

Should allow you to escape the ban.

Use a poem to say

'Not a suck' (Nor foreplay)

With a 'dickhead' as part of the plan.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).

If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??

You did ask OP! "

Eagle eyes. Well spotted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's DaimondJoe? He might.

I think Joe is more of a suckee than a sucker "

and he's already answered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).

If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??

You did ask OP! "

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).

If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??

You did ask OP! "

That's why I said no as well

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?!"
we're getting near that magic target. I've forgotten if we said no so gonna chuck 2 more no's in for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?!we're getting near that magic target. I've forgotten if we said no so gonna chuck 2 more no's in for good measure "

It's alway's good to confirm thing's isn't it

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"ok"

You meant no didn't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going with the general consensus and say no xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?!we're getting near that magic target. I've forgotten if we said no so gonna chuck 2 more no's in for good measure

It's alway's good to confirm thing's isn't it "

Of course, you did say no didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"ok

You meant no didn't you! "

Anyone would think you were enjoying this

Ere fb, I reckon you could sell a few tickets for this one, maybe make it worth it?

Oh just to confirm, it was two no's here, & i'm waving a Richmond in front of the dog & looks like he says no too..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on guys, we can't let this fail at the last moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......

And it is a no from me.

We'll unless someone does a pole in Tescos it'll never get to 189 no's however seeing as it was FB that made the offer I'd be willing to do the data collecting in Tesco as long as they counted and he made good his offer

S"

Sadly I've never done anyone in Tescos, let alone a pole! However, I just nipped over to the local Tesco corner shop to do a poll and quietly asked the nice attractive young lady on the tannoy to ask everyone if, given a profile picture of a guy facing the wrong way, they'd agree to suck his cock?

She looked at the pic and said, "Well, I know we've got about 60 regulars in here plus a few more. I know all the regulars and, speaking for them as well as for myself, the answer can't be a yes! Sorry! And I would announce it but the tannoy got fucked yesterday and if got a dicky throat! Know what I mean love? Bit of a strange question though int it love! I mean if it was yours I might say yes but it clearly isn't! Is ee reelly desperate or sumfing? Bless!!!"

So, about 61 people in Tescos have technically said NO!

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By *edonistic ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Stratford


"Come on guys, we can't let this fail at the last moment "

You did count us as 2 votes for no didn't you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys, we can't let this fail at the last moment

You did count us as 2 votes for no didn't you?! "

Have counted those 2 but obviously we need to be certain so if you'd like to add 2 more no's I'm sure Mr Fabulous n Bearded would appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mine equalls 62 from Tescos! What's the tally of nos so far?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Well H took a dozen old dears from the residential home for a pub lunch. Even at eighty plus ten said no cos they hadn't been introduced and the other two couldn't remember what a cock was..

So that's another ten there

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well H took a dozen old dears from the residential home for a pub lunch. Even at eighty plus ten said no cos they hadn't been introduced and the other two couldn't remember what a cock was..

So that's another ten there

S"

Boy I love you Mrs! That's hilarious! Glad you didn't confuse them by serving spotted dick as the dessert!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yuk

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

Hard choice but I'm going to go with no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard choice but I'm going to go with no"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be a no from me too...tho maybe OP got lucky, he's not been back on for yonks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'll be a no from me too...tho maybe OP got lucky, he's not been back on for yonks! "

He's on a promise from fab n bearded if we get to post 189

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw the bearded mans thread sayin he would haha thought when i read it maybe you will regret that so this is for you ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw the bearded mans thread sayin he would haha thought when i read it maybe you will regret that so this is for you ha "

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'll be a no from me too...tho maybe OP got lucky, he's not been back on for yonks! "

god thats just had me smiling havent heard the word yonks in yonks

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I reckon thats 108 no's on the thread inc couples, I pm'd..texted a few site mates another 5 no's! 113!

If we accept 'work colleagues, the Tesco's poll and the residential care home response, that's another 86 no's!

Don't want to let Fab and Bearded down, so maybe a couple of volunteer 'fluffers' for the OP...a bit unfair to give Beardy a flaccid one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a few hours thinking about it .. it's still a massive fooking no by him and even bigger no by her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27 to go. Last big push.

Let's get the Op's cock sucked

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Well that is a 115 site member no's and 86 general public no's!....

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"27 to go. Last big push.

Let's get the Op's cock sucked "

Ignore my sums....Stick with this one... he cannot refuse these calculations

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooooo "

Are you certain? I'm not getting the vibe of your answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could anyone give me their bank account and pin number? And if not give me reasons why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could anyone give me their bank account and pin number? And if not give me reasons why?"

Start your own thread

Answer the OP on whether you'd suck his cock or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just asked my friends on facebook and had 16 replies..... they all said no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op do they need a pulse or just still warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could anyone give me their bank account and pin number? And if not give me reasons why?

Start your own thread

Answer the OP on whether you'd suck his cock or not "

Not even if it had magic sprinkles on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Simply because you sound like you want anyone or anything to suck you cock and I'm worth more than that. "

Too right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'll be a no from me too...tho maybe OP got lucky, he's not been back on for yonks!

god thats just had me smiling havent heard the word yonks in yonks "

Me neither, I'm going to use it more often as from today.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No!

In fact, Bismillah, no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is where the help is needed now to get the posts up after the 175 close

A bit like children in need nights. One last effort to get fab n bearded over the line

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nooooooo

Definitely a no

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nooooooo

Definitely a no

No

No

and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely a no"

Spoilsport

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nooooooo

Definitely a no

No

No

and no

One of these day's I'll find out how to do a fresh post!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nooooooo

Definitely a no

No

No

and no

One of these day's I'll find out how to do a fresh post!

Someone needs to tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just delete your previous post text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its another no from me

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nooooooo

Definitely a no

No

No

and no

One of these day's I'll find out how to do a fresh post!

Someone needs to tell me

because keep adding to the same post is just stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Mr Fab, somebody go n find him.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Oh my god,I am stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and another resounding no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he doesn't go UNLOS

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I want to see new pics from either the op or Fabulous!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I just asked three jehovah's witnesses who happened to call.

Bad news for OP, they all said no.

Good news for me, they lost interest in selling their belief system to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there's 189. Our mission is complete

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

How many more are needed?

Do I have to go door to door myself? I'll need to get ahead of the witnesses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many is that now?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Thank christ for that. New thread for the happy couple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! On your knees F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab n Pleaseme sitting in a tree,

S-u-c-k-i-n-g

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Am I too late did I miss the sucking?

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