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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all, so heres the deal...last night after speaking to a female on here for a while, exchanging naughty messages etc we decided to meet. So i get showered, shaved and drive over there only for her to open the door to what can only be described as a foul smelling crack den of a flat! I mean zero carpets, rubbish all over the floor, cups used as ash trays the works. Had to make an excuse of leaving something in the car and quickly make my escape!

I was wondering if any of you lot havr had any bad meet experiences and if so how bad were they? Could do with a laugh and knowing im not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but did you shag her??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah but did you shag her?? "

Hell no. I had no pegs for my nose !

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP next time meet in a hotel . lol I cant stand things not clean so like you i would be out the door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all, so heres the deal...last night after speaking to a female on here for a while, exchanging naughty messages etc we decided to meet. So i get showered, shaved and drive over there only for her to open the door to what can only be described as a foul smelling crack den of a flat! I mean zero carpets, rubbish all over the floor, cups used as ash trays the works. Had to make an excuse of leaving something in the car and quickly make my escape!

I was wondering if any of you lot havr had any bad meet experiences and if so how bad were they? Could do with a laugh and knowing im not the only one "

I admire your high standards. I think I would have weakened and done the deed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP next time meet in a hotel . lol I cant stand things not clean so like you i would be out the door.. "

Im the same, hate things not being clean especially my flat but from her pics and how well presented she is in them the last thing i thought would be she lived in a pig sty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all, so heres the deal...last night after speaking to a female on here for a while, exchanging naughty messages etc we decided to meet. So i get showered, shaved and drive over there only for her to open the door to what can only be described as a foul smelling crack den of a flat! I mean zero carpets, rubbish all over the floor, cups used as ash trays the works. Had to make an excuse of leaving something in the car and quickly make my escape!

I was wondering if any of you lot havr had any bad meet experiences and if so how bad were they? Could do with a laugh and knowing im not the only one

I admire your high standards. I think I would have weakened and done the deed."

Must be a very brave man mate haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP next time meet in a hotel . lol I cant stand things not clean so like you i would be out the door..

Im the same, hate things not being clean especially my flat but from her pics and how well presented she is in them the last thing i thought would be she lived in a pig sty "
See you cant tell .. its High risk this swinging and luck .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP next time meet in a hotel . lol I cant stand things not clean so like you i would be out the door..

Im the same, hate things not being clean especially my flat but from her pics and how well presented she is in them the last thing i thought would be she lived in a pig sty See you cant tell .. its High risk this swinging and luck . "

Her flat was high risk too

Was going to name and shame her but decided against it as im not that brutal haha

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Oh. My. God.

One our 1st meets with a couple was at their place. Dunno who's pics they were using. Lol. It was just a shambles really. But the part I most remember is playing in the living room with the guy of the couple, doggy style, coz I didn't want to see his face, and seeing a toe nail on the carpet. I faked my orgasm, got dressed and we left. Lol. Laugh about it now but at the time......Blurgh!

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

So her crack den put you off her crack then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So her crack den put you off her crack then! "
yes and it would me too ... when was that crack cleaned if hate cleaning.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

In bad taste to slate her on the forums especially as she's a member but, yeah, we'd be gone too.

Had bad experiences from here too but few and far between.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh. My. God.

One our 1st meets with a couple was at their place. Dunno who's pics they were using. Lol. It was just a shambles really. But the part I most remember is playing in the living room with the guy of the couple, doggy style, coz I didn't want to see his face, and seeing a toe nail on the carpet. I faked my orgasm, got dressed and we left. Lol. Laugh about it now but at the time......Blurgh! "

The toe nail on the carpet would be a definate sign to get it over with and get out for me aswell! Haha. Glad someone else has had a bad experience and im not the only one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In bad taste to slate her on the forums especially as she's a member but, yeah, we'd be gone too.

Had bad experiences from here too but few and far between. "

Could of named and shamed her but think thats a bit harsh. Just blocked her instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined the site on a previous profile. I agreed to meet a couple. On the profile it clearly stated mrs was bi and mr straight. The mrs was hot and mr wanted to watch and possibly join in if he felt the urge. So I arrive at the house and after a drink and chat we retired to the play room. After about 20 minutes of foreplay, both me and Mrs naked mr with cock in hand decides to join in. Which I was totally cool with. Mrs is sucking my cock on all fours and mr underneath her licking her pussy. All good up until this point where mr appears next to mrs and asks to suck my cock along with Mrs. As A straight guy I was shocked by this and refused. Feeling very awkward I made my excuses and leave. So this is the story of my only bad meet. Since I have been cautious of meeting couples which is a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m still scarred by mine and couldn't possibly post it on here as she is still active, but safe to say her profile pics certainly show her having teeth, where in reality errmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I first joined the site on a previous profile. I agreed to meet a couple. On the profile it clearly stated mrs was bi and mr straight. The mrs was hot and mr wanted to watch and possibly join in if he felt the urge. So I arrive at the house and after a drink and chat we retired to the play room. After about 20 minutes of foreplay, both me and Mrs naked mr with cock in hand decides to join in. Which I was totally cool with. Mrs is sucking my cock on all fours and mr underneath her licking her pussy. All good up until this point where mr appears next to mrs and asks to suck my cock along with Mrs. As A straight guy I was shocked by this and refused. Feeling very awkward I made my excuses and leave. So this is the story of my only bad meet. Since I have been cautious of meeting couples which is a shame. "

Theres a few couples on here where the male says hes straight but clearly isnt. I was chatting with a couple a few days ago and the male was 'straight' but the deal to meet both of them was you had to meet the male for fun 1st. Now correct me if im wrong but that isnt no straight male right? Lol

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Ya live and learn. If you have a bad gut feeling, it's probably best to follow that feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first joined the site on a previous profile. I agreed to meet a couple. On the profile it clearly stated mrs was bi and mr straight. The mrs was hot and mr wanted to watch and possibly join in if he felt the urge. So I arrive at the house and after a drink and chat we retired to the play room. After about 20 minutes of foreplay, both me and Mrs naked mr with cock in hand decides to join in. Which I was totally cool with. Mrs is sucking my cock on all fours and mr underneath her licking her pussy. All good up until this point where mr appears next to mrs and asks to suck my cock along with Mrs. As A straight guy I was shocked by this and refused. Feeling very awkward I made my excuses and leave. So this is the story of my only bad meet. Since I have been cautious of meeting couples which is a shame.

Theres a few couples on here where the male says hes straight but clearly isnt. I was chatting with a couple a few days ago and the male was 'straight' but the deal to meet both of them was you had to meet the male for fun 1st. Now correct me if im wrong but that isnt no straight male right? Lol"

I was naive to the whole fab life at the time but after speaking to other couples after what happened I am fully aware there are some bi male couples that state they are straight. Live and learn

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..


"Hi all, so heres the deal...last night after speaking to a female on here for a while, exchanging naughty messages etc we decided to meet. So i get showered, shaved and drive over there only for her to open the door to what can only be described as a foul smelling crack den of a flat! I mean zero carpets, rubbish all over the floor, cups used as ash trays the works. Had to make an excuse of leaving something in the car and quickly make my escape!

I was wondering if any of you lot havr had any bad meet experiences and if so how bad were they? Could do with a laugh and knowing im not the only one "

My worst nightmare!..that's why I fully check them out first by lots of phone conversations & messaging and a social before anything.usually you can tell just by the messages what kinda person they are..

No excuses for dirtiness ect..keep that for the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had one meet from this site and it was awesome so no complaints yet!

Had a few bad ones when I used to be a member of another site though, so I feel the OP's pain about whether to go through with it or not. I've also made my excuses and left a horrible house in a hurry without doing the deed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all, so heres the deal...last night after speaking to a female on here for a while, exchanging naughty messages etc we decided to meet. So i get showered, shaved and drive over there only for her to open the door to what can only be described as a foul smelling crack den of a flat! I mean zero carpets, rubbish all over the floor, cups used as ash trays the works. Had to make an excuse of leaving something in the car and quickly make my escape!

I was wondering if any of you lot havr had any bad meet experiences and if so how bad were they? Could do with a laugh and knowing im not the only one

My worst nightmare!..that's why I fully check them out first by lots of phone conversations & messaging and a social before anything.usually you can tell just by the messages what kinda person they are..

No excuses for dirtiness ect..keep that for the bedroom "

I stupidly never asked for a social so that was probably my 1st mistake. The 2nd mistake was not running as soon as she opened her door and i was hit by the smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only had one meet from this site and it was awesome so no complaints yet!

Had a few bad ones when I used to be a member of another site though, so I feel the OP's pain about whether to go through with it or not. I've also made my excuses and left a horrible house in a hurry without doing the deed!"

The other site pof by any chance? Some right scruffs on there too

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth


"..I was chatting with a couple a few days ago and the male was 'straight' but the deal to meet both of them was you had to meet the male for fun 1st. Now correct me if im wrong but that isnt no straight male right? Lol"

Not a straight male? I rather suspect that wasn't even a couple, mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..I was chatting with a couple a few days ago and the male was 'straight' but the deal to meet both of them was you had to meet the male for fun 1st. Now correct me if im wrong but that isnt no straight male right? Lol

Not a straight male? I rather suspect that wasn't even a couple, mate "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..I was chatting with a couple a few days ago and the male was 'straight' but the deal to meet both of them was you had to meet the male for fun 1st. Now correct me if im wrong but that isnt no straight male right? Lol

Not a straight male? I rather suspect that wasn't even a couple, mate "

They had a few veris so i thought they were genuine but i rekon it was a ploy so the male could try his bi side out. God loves a tryer though eh

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

A female of a couple shit on my side of the bed as my then partner was fingering her. I thought it was blood and told her. She got up, went to loo, came back and wanted to carry on playing

There are others, but I think scat gate tops them all...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Meanwhile, on another thread

"Some fucking timewaster did a runner after five seconds - I accept his right to change his mind, but he could have had the common courtesy to say so instead of coming up with some lame excuse. The coward has blocked me too, now"

Two sides...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once met a 'mature' lady from hull. chatted for a few weeks untill date was set. the build up for me was terrific. her piccs were stunning her naughty messages got me racing... i got myself showered and ready, drove the 50+ miles to hers (car at the time wasnt the most economical) i park up soo exited. i saw her door open slightly, i walk over nervously but over exited too. i push the door open to what can only be described as the most revolting thing i have ever smelt. i try to get past this but as i walk into the living room i soon reolised her piccs must of been 20+ YO and the lady in the tv show shamles meme was here identical. i gave her a smile but really should have ran out the door but i thaught no ill have a chat then go. (after the initial smell i had no intension of anything sexual) she had made me a coffee but just as i was about to sit down i heard a noise (the same as a wet fart) i looked at here and she said "sorry. it wasnt me it was my cat. shes very unwell and cant control her bowels." too which you have guessed it s**t all over her carpet in the corner. i was discusted as she placed some newspaper over it and sat back down. i physically couldnt take anymore... i politly said i had left my phone in the car. ive never done a wheelspin as long as that before, i was gone!

Sorry for the essay guys and girls but thaught id share my one and only (horrible) experience. J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hubby when single had been chatting to a nurse for a while. He picked her up from work and took her to hers. He always says he has to visit the loo he went into the loo and pads and tampax in a bin liner with other rubbish and dirty clothes all over the bathroom floor. Went downstairs and said sorry had a call out and quickly left. You would think a nurse would pay more to hygiene though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i once met a 'mature' lady from hull. chatted for a few weeks untill date was set. the build up for me was terrific. her piccs were stunning her naughty messages got me racing... i got myself showered and ready, drove the 50+ miles to hers (car at the time wasnt the most economical) i park up soo exited. i saw her door open slightly, i walk over nervously but over exited too. i push the door open to what can only be described as the most revolting thing i have ever smelt. i try to get past this but as i walk into the living room i soon reolised her piccs must of been 20+ YO and the lady in the tv show shamles meme was here identical. i gave her a smile but really should have ran out the door but i thaught no ill have a chat then go. (after the initial smell i had no intension of anything sexual) she had made me a coffee but just as i was about to sit down i heard a noise (the same as a wet fart) i looked at here and she said "sorry. it wasnt me it was my cat. shes very unwell and cant control her bowels." too which you have guessed it s**t all over her carpet in the corner. i was discusted as she placed some newspaper over it and sat back down. i physically couldnt take anymore... i politly said i had left my phone in the car. ive never done a wheelspin as long as that before, i was gone!

Sorry for the essay guys and girls but thaught id share my one and only (horrible) experience. J "

that's made my stomach churn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i once met a 'mature' lady from hull. chatted for a few weeks untill date was set. the build up for me was terrific. her piccs were stunning her naughty messages got me racing... i got myself showered and ready, drove the 50+ miles to hers (car at the time wasnt the most economical) i park up soo exited. i saw her door open slightly, i walk over nervously but over exited too. i push the door open to what can only be described as the most revolting thing i have ever smelt. i try to get past this but as i walk into the living room i soon reolised her piccs must of been 20+ YO and the lady in the tv show shamles meme was here identical. i gave her a smile but really should have ran out the door but i thaught no ill have a chat then go. (after the initial smell i had no intension of anything sexual) she had made me a coffee but just as i was about to sit down i heard a noise (the same as a wet fart) i looked at here and she said "sorry. it wasnt me it was my cat. shes very unwell and cant control her bowels." too which you have guessed it s**t all over her carpet in the corner. i was discusted as she placed some newspaper over it and sat back down. i physically couldnt take anymore... i politly said i had left my phone in the car. ive never done a wheelspin as long as that before, i was gone!

Sorry for the essay guys and girls but thaught id share my one and only (horrible) experience. J

that's made my stomach churn "

exactly as my stomach felt on the journey home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a very bad meet her pis were airbrushed lol had black teeth and had a mole with lots of hair growing out of it plus she didn't smell very nice but as a gent had a drink and a chat but couldn't stop looking at the mole thinking does she brush it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female of a couple shit on my side of the bed as my then partner was fingering her. I thought it was blood and told her. She got up, went to loo, came back and wanted to carry on playing

There are others, but I think scat gate tops them all..."

Sorry i know i shouldnt laugh but that gave me a chuckle. Imagine what kind of crazy you have to be to shit on someones bed then want to carry on playing with zero shame. Yours tops mine hands down

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hi all, so heres the deal...last night after speaking to a female on here for a while, exchanging naughty messages etc we decided to meet. So i get showered, shaved and drive over there only for her to open the door to what can only be described as a foul smelling crack den of a flat! I mean zero carpets, rubbish all over the floor, cups used as ash trays the works. Had to make an excuse of leaving something in the car and quickly make my escape!

I was wondering if any of you lot havr had any bad meet experiences and if so how bad were they? Could do with a laugh and knowing im not the only one "

OMG, that's awful!!! Feel for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only had one meet from this site and it was awesome so no complaints yet!

Had a few bad ones when I used to be a member of another site though, so I feel the OP's pain about whether to go through with it or not. I've also made my excuses and left a horrible house in a hurry without doing the deed!

The other site pof by any chance? Some right scruffs on there too "

Adult friend finder actually

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

People that are unclean, live in shit pits should be shamed!!!

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By *aughty neighboursWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

We went to a meet at a house where the house was a disgrace, the women from the other couple spend the whole time texting, slating other meets & chain smoking.

They had 3 dogs that they allowed to clamber all over us & one spend a good 5 minutes slobbering over the women's breasts barely contained in her filthy vest top!

All I could think was, my fellas a tit man & he's not going to want to go near those now! Lol

I faked an asthma attack & we left!

They messaged to rearrange the following night but we blocked them.

Awful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that's why a first meet is best as a social in a neutral location

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Hi all, so heres the deal...last night after speaking to a female on here for a while, exchanging naughty messages etc we decided to meet. So i get showered, shaved and drive over there only for her to open the door to what can only be described as a foul smelling crack den of a flat! I mean zero carpets, rubbish all over the floor, cups used as ash trays the works. Had to make an excuse of leaving something in the car and quickly make my escape!

I was wondering if any of you lot havr had any bad meet experiences and if so how bad were they? Could do with a laugh and knowing im not the only one "

Why make an excuse is what I want to know..

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I think that's why a first meet is best as a social in a neutral location"
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Why..because once you've met them socially you'll know what thier home is like..I'm sure from her pictures the OP had no idea..so doubt he'd get that from a social lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"We went to a meet at a house where the house was a disgrace, the women from the other couple spend the whole time texting, slating other meets & chain smoking.

They had 3 dogs that they allowed to clamber all over us & one spend a good 5 minutes slobbering over the women's breasts barely contained in her filthy vest top!

All I could think was, my fellas a tit man & he's not going to want to go near those now! Lol

I faked an asthma attack & we left!

They messaged to rearrange the following night but we blocked them.

Awful!!"

The British are too polite for me..I'm not making any excuse sorry. I tell you exactly how it is. Ewwwwww lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Thanks for the laughter guys..sorry but you'll give me jokes!!!!

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