FabSwingers.com forum: Hooker or opportunist?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To ask for someone to buy gifts for you before meeting for sexual pleasures?

I am NOT referring to me please note!! But I do have a good ladyfriend on fab who asks guys to "buy me something nice" before a sex meet.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As the Japanese say:

"Give something as a present first before it becomes a bribe later."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend" that old chestnut ha

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I asked for M&M's once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked for M&M's once "

Peanut or chocolate ones?

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"I asked for M&M's once "

I'd say cheeky cow others may say very cheap hooker.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"I asked for M&M's once

Peanut or chocolate ones?"

He only brought me chocolate ones

I thought he was gonna really push the boat out and get me all three then I would have really been impressed but alas no.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Once asked someone to pick up a pizza enroute to me and my mate - although I did offer him the money for it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always ask a guy to bring a bar of nice choccy with him or he isn't getting through the door, I,m NOT a hooker or opportunist in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy her a nice postcard for 50p.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds more like someone who gets off on the power she believes she has. It 'proves' to her that she can click her fingers and expect an offering.

if the guy is willing to do it and she wants it, then there is no harm. Personally (Mr) I wouldn't do it if prompted but if not asked would bring a wine or something if that makes sense?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um, would meeting someone armed with a bag of StarMix be deemed trying to procure fumbly favours by illicit means?

Asking for a, er, friend ..

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

offers you my last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone bought me an electric blanket on our meet as last time he came we were freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, would meeting someone armed with a bag of StarMix be deemed trying to procure fumbly favours by illicit means?

Asking for a, er, friend ..

Tell your 'friend' to bring tangfastics and I'm in

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, would meeting someone armed with a bag of StarMix be deemed trying to procure fumbly favours by illicit means?

Asking for a, er, friend ..

Tell your 'friend' to bring tangfastics and I'm in

Mrs "

They have to be swallowed whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, would meeting someone armed with a bag of StarMix be deemed trying to procure fumbly favours by illicit means?

Asking for a, er, friend ..

Tell your 'friend' to bring tangfastics and I'm in

Mrs

They have to be swallowed whole

That's no problem - never had a problem with swallowing

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I once asked for milk lol,but it was someone i'd met a few times .I wouldnt dream of asking any meets to bring us anything as a gift.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always ask a guy to bring a bar of nice choccy with him or he isn't getting through the door, I,m NOT a hooker or opportunist in my opinion."

You shouldn't have to ask - mind you, I might bring flowers instead of choccies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a box of Malteasers for any lady who'd like a shag with me!

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"I've got a box of Malteasers for any lady who'd like a shag with me!

Is it a big box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not, same thing happens in a round about way in the "real" world, bunch of flowers, candle lit dinner for two etc etc let's be grown up about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My own feeling is if anyone wants to buy their meet a gift it is up to them. I never ask for gifts personally but love chocs and wine to share in the hotel room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

A bag of m&ms isn't exactly an exchange for sex

My first meet, I had beer in, made bacon sandwiches in morning and even a box of cupcakes

I didn't give him that for sex

I'm just reyt reyt nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone bought me an electric blanket on our meet as last time he came we were freezing "

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

A bag of m&ms isn't exactly an exchange for sex

My first meet, I had beer in, made bacon sandwiches in morning and even a box of cupcakes

I didn't give him that for sex

I'm just reyt reyt nice

You're literally everyone's dream girl right now

Sex and bacon sarnies. Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

A bag of m&ms isn't exactly an exchange for sex

My first meet, I had beer in, made bacon sandwiches in morning and even a box of cupcakes

I didn't give him that for sex

I'm just reyt reyt nice

You're literally everyone's dream girl right now

Sex and bacon sarnies. Yes! "

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We'd never ask but we do like to bring a bottle of something as an ice breaker and a show of mutual appreciation.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

We always ask meets to bring biscuits. Now we're concerned that's classed as prostitution.

Actually, the thought of that is quite horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a gift to meet someone is pretty tasteless. If someone chooses to bring something, that's different, although I wouldn't want to accept more than a token gift and anyone I meet would know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a box of Malteasers for any lady who'd like a shag with me!

Is it a big box?"

Sorry, not that big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bottle of plonk I can give away to any sexy lady. Comes with free shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance in hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing I ask is clean and smell nice . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only thing I ask is clean and smell nice . lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We always ask meets to bring biscuits. Now we're concerned that's classed as prostitution.

Actually, the thought of that is quite horny.

Only if the type of biscuit determines the quality of the time together.

Custard creams. Quick sniff of used knickers.

Bourbons. Oral sex only.

Chocolate digestives. A night of passion.

Chocolate hobnobs. The whole weekend and every position in the Kama Sutra.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"I've got a box of Malteasers for any lady who'd like a shag with me!

Is it a big box?

Sorry, not that big!

Ok I'll see if someone has.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I always ask a guy to bring a bar of nice choccy with him or he isn't getting through the door, I,m NOT a hooker or opportunist in my opinion."

Wine or chocolate is nice. ... and no harm in being a bit cheeky and asking

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

A bag of m&ms isn't exactly an exchange for sex

I didn't say it was

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By *ebedee2009Man
over a year ago

South Croydon

Ive supplied cream cakes...but did get unlimited proper filter coffee in return so fair does there. Oh and a shag too

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"We always ask meets to bring biscuits. Now we're concerned that's classed as prostitution.

Actually, the thought of that is quite horny.

Only if the type of biscuit determines the quality of the time together.

Custard creams. Quick sniff of used knickers.

Bourbons. Oral sex only.

Chocolate digestives. A night of passion.

Chocolate hobnobs. The whole weekend and every position in the Kama Sutra."

We tell them to decide but also warn them they will be judged on that decision.

That usually makes people hugely overthink it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked for M&M's once

Peanut or chocolate ones?

He only brought me chocolate ones

I thought he was gonna really push the boat out and get me all three then I would have really been impressed but alas no. "

Curious now, what did chocolate M&M's get him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my local area a single female appeared and was asking for jewellery - gold specifically....

Chatted to her for a while, she said she would take any gold items - so I sent her a link to an Argos pair of earrings for £11 - and apparently these were not good enough

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By *eyshamcoupleCouple
over a year ago

morecambe

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By *eyshamcoupleCouple
over a year ago

morecambe

"We always ask meets to bring biscuits. Now we're concerned that's classed as prostitution.

Actually, the thought of that is quite horny.

Only if the type of biscuit determines the quality of the time together.

Custard creams. Quick sniff of used knickers.

Bourbons. Oral sex only.

Chocolate digestives. A night of passion.

Chocolate hobnobs. The whole weekend and every position in the Kama Sutra.

We tell them to decide but also warn them they will be judged on that decision.

That usually makes people hugely overthink it.

Thunnocks caramel wafers ? Are they classed as a biscuit ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my local area a single female appeared and was asking for jewellery - gold specifically....

Chatted to her for a while, she said she would take any gold items - so I sent her a link to an Argos pair of earrings for £11 - and apparently these were not good enough

With the price of gold that would be a nice little earner for her. Obviously not enough weight in Argos tat.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"We always ask meets to bring biscuits. Now we're concerned that's classed as prostitution.

Actually, the thought of that is quite horny.

Only if the type of biscuit determines the quality of the time together.

Custard creams. Quick sniff of used knickers.

Bourbons. Oral sex only.

Chocolate digestives. A night of passion.

Chocolate hobnobs. The whole weekend and every position in the Kama Sutra.

We tell them to decide but also warn them they will be judged on that decision.

That usually makes people hugely overthink it.

Thunnocks caramel wafers ? Are they classed as a biscuit ??"

Try us

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

A bag of m&ms isn't exactly an exchange for sex

My first meet, I had beer in, made bacon sandwiches in morning and even a box of cupcakes

I didn't give him that for sex

I'm just reyt reyt nice

You're literally everyone's dream girl right now

Sex and bacon sarnies. Yes! "

I'm not bi (Mrs) but even I fancy popping over to yours

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"I asked for M&M's once

Peanut or chocolate ones?

He only brought me chocolate ones

I thought he was gonna really push the boat out and get me all three then I would have really been impressed but alas no.

Curious now, what did chocolate M&M's get him?"

He still got laid but I made him wait way longer then needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We always ask meets to bring biscuits. Now we're concerned that's classed as prostitution.

Actually, the thought of that is quite horny.

Only if the type of biscuit determines the quality of the time together.

Custard creams. Quick sniff of used knickers.

Bourbons. Oral sex only.

Chocolate digestives. A night of passion.

Chocolate hobnobs. The whole weekend and every position in the Kama Sutra.

We tell them to decide but also warn them they will be judged on that decision.

That usually makes people hugely overthink it.

Thunnocks caramel wafers ? Are they classed as a biscuit ??

Try us

There will be an upsurge in biscuit sales in the North West!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

A bag of m&ms isn't exactly an exchange for sex

My first meet, I had beer in, made bacon sandwiches in morning and even a box of cupcakes

I didn't give him that for sex

I'm just reyt reyt nice

You're literally everyone's dream girl right now

Sex and bacon sarnies. Yes!

I'm not bi (Mrs) but even I fancy popping over to yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an email once among the lines of:

" I'm hungover and horny. Bring lucozade and a big hard-on "

Does that count?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I think its totally rude and disrespectful. I treat people how I would like to be treated.

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

I'm taking some good coffee to a meet soon!

I saw her drinking instant, so I'm going for a conversion

Whittards Guatemalan Elephant via an Aeropress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so disappointed none of you ladies seem remotely interested in my cheap bottle of plonk or my not-so-well-endowed box of malteasers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To ask for anything, whatever the value, before a meet for sex is prostitution to me.

However guys i have met have been made to buy underwear, rent hotel rooms and when they go to a club pay a lot to get in so it does seem others have a different standpoint.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"I'm so disappointed none of you ladies seem remotely interested in my cheap bottle of plonk or my not-so-well-endowed box of malteasers!

Oh no when I asked if it was a big one I wasn't on about you dick lol I really meant the chocolate lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so disappointed none of you ladies seem remotely interested in my cheap bottle of plonk or my not-so-well-endowed box of malteasers!

Oh no when I asked if it was a big one I wasn't on about you dick lol I really meant the chocolate lol sorry

I know! I'm much better endowed than my box of malteasers! You wouldn't be able to make the malteasers last half as long in your mouth as my cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never asked for anything... Didn't realise I could get a free chocolate bar out of the deal!.. Time for a rethink!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"It isn't allowed on fab to ask for something in exchange for sex.

What about the other way round?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have to admit to asking someone to bring milk if they want a coffee or tea as I don't keep it in

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I have to admit to asking someone to bring milk if they want a coffee or tea as I don't keep it in

Green top and a canoe - fkn near water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to admit to asking someone to bring milk if they want a coffee or tea as I don't keep it in

I don't have coffee or tea or a kettle

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By *ewbyABCWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham and Peterborough

"We always ask meets to bring biscuits. Now we're concerned that's classed as prostitution.

Actually, the thought of that is quite horny.

Only if the type of biscuit determines the quality of the time together.

Custard creams. Quick sniff of used knickers.

Bourbons. Oral sex only.

Chocolate digestives. A night of passion.

Chocolate hobnobs. The whole weekend and every position in the Kama Sutra."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had pampas grass, ankle chains and hot tubs.

The new swingers sign will be a large bar of fruit and nut.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I have to admit to asking someone to bring milk if they want a coffee or tea as I don't keep it in

I don't have coffee or tea or a kettle

Pot? To piss in that is.

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have to admit to asking someone to bring milk if they want a coffee or tea as I don't keep it in

I don't have coffee or tea or a kettle

OMG how do you live.

I get a chip if a guy tries to stop me paying half the room fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to provide a good breakfast....in fact I'm known for it! But I've never considered that as payment as such. I'm making it for myself anyway.....and it's an excuse to keep them here a bit longer for a bit of extra nookie.....does that make me a bad man?

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"To ask for someone to buy gifts for you before meeting for sexual pleasures?

I am NOT referring to me please note!! But I do have a good ladyfriend on fab who asks guys to "buy me something nice" before a sex meet."

Your giving the her your cock isn't that enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a twix after sex but didn't ask for it .

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Not something I would do or someone I would meet if that was a criteria. But I guess there are many guys out there that would to buy their leg over .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To ask for someone to buy gifts for you before meeting for sexual pleasures?

I am NOT referring to me please note!! But I do have a good ladyfriend on fab who asks guys to "buy me something nice" before a sex meet.

Your giving the her your cock isn't that enough!

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

A guy brought a bottle of vodka once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got a twix after sex but didn't ask for it .

Best day ever! X

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A guy brought a bottle of vodka once lol"

Vodka goggles are better than beer goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I once got a twix after sex but didn't ask for it .

One finger or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never asked for anything and never received anything, not even a bottle of wine, cheap fuckers lol!!

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

A friend works in a supermarket and often gets a weekly shop for about 10 pounds...value is 110 pounds...he gets meets by saying he will bring a weekly shop round and role play lass having no money so offers him bj n sex. He done it few times! Gets repeat customers also!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

The only thing I asked for someone to bring is, recently, 2 dumb-bells.

~ for our kinky play in the hotel room.

~ I provide the accommodation and food/drinks

~ my meet provide me his energy and prowess.

That's all I want.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A guy brought a bottle of vodka once lol"

I've had a bottle of Champagne before but I don't drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy brought a bottle of vodka once lol

I've had a bottle of Champagne before but I don't drink

No milk, no tv and don't drink, you don't live an hermitage do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the Japanese say:

"Give something as a present first before it becomes a bribe later."

Not the first time you've said this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread and feeling a bit cheap now! Contemplating adding cake delivery services to my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got a twix after sex but didn't ask for it .

Twix - not your average sex toy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy bought me Rolos at Eurekas once?. I didn't have sex with him.

I did share them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Lets not sugarcoat bulls#it) sounds like its boardering cheap hooker to me! To receive something for something else is a transaction even if no money is involved. (Think they called it butter trading back in the day). No dig at anyone doing it, but to actually request 'buy me something 1st' in return for meet, which is usually sex' tht just doesn't sound right in my book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chap brought me a rose and cake once..totally unexpected but much appreciated. I still have the rose.

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I don't ask but had many offer me money , shopping trips , toys, underwear and jewelry. But have told them I may love sex but do not sell it. I don't get it. It's swinging not selling

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