FabSwingers.com forum: Sex toys being discovered

By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

We were thinking last night, if someone stumbled across our toy boxes, what one thing would raise the most eyebrows/questions?

What's you would make you (or them) feel most awkward?

Have you ever had anything found by someone and what did they say?

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I was burgled a few years back .. completely trashed my house emptied all my draws etc and when the police came one rabbit was discovered which I felt so embarrassed about but worse than that everything else had gone !!!

Still cringe thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno really.....some friends know I have them...

Few dildoes, floggers, cuffs, paddle.....not sure if any would raise an eyebrow?

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I was burgled a few years back .. completely trashed my house emptied all my draws etc and when the police came one rabbit was discovered which I felt so embarrassed about but worse than that everything else had gone !!!

Still cringe thinking about it "

They took other sex toys but left a rabbit?

That actually sounds quite considerate

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By *rKinkedKuntMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

The ride on fucking machine definitely gets the most attention! That and the huuuuuuge butt plugs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know why anyone gets embarrassed about sex toys... its not like pretty much everyone doesnt have them

Funniest story I overheard though was from a lady that works at a care home.. a woman was mortified as her elderly mother had managed to sneak in a toy when moving in.. and the daughter had found it while helping her unpack..

The elderly lady said.. " well george has been my companion for many years so hes coming with me " my friend that was working couldn't stop giggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wouldn't get embarrassed, toys are just symbolic of a healthy questing sex life. Aren't they?

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We wouldn't get embarrassed, toys are just symbolic of a healthy questing sex life. Aren't they?

Oh absolutely but there's a world of difference between a mate finding a bullet vibe and your grandparents/mother/son/vicar discovering a 24" rubber fist that attaches to a power drill isn't there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you work nights as a security guard and it's your nightstick.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Still cringe thinking about it

They took other sex toys but left a rabbit?

That actually sounds quite considerate

Haha

I think it was dropped on the floor .. you heh I had to clear up the mess they made I was dreading finding the other sex toys anywhere (kids at home) but no all the others disappeared

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

I wonder what made them take the rest but leave that?

I can't imagine the resale market for second hand sex toys is up there with Telly's or Stereos.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I think my strap-ons probably would raise the most eyebrows especially as I have quite a range....

Apart from that the Astro bouncer with a dildo on top instead of handles might be noticed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I was getting some spare bedding out for my daughter's friend (she's 19) and as I lifted the bed I noticed that my vibrator had rolled out! I didn't know if my daughter had seen and was dreading looking at her. When I did it was obvious she had seen it and she just said in a American accent "yo bizniz is yo bizniz I don't judge" and I just burst out laughing! another time she asked to borrow a lipstick I said it was in my makeup bag! She came down and said I take it that black bag aint your makeup bag! I was like what gave it away and she was like the buttplug!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I wonder what made them take the rest but leave that?

I can't imagine the resale market for second hand sex toys is up there with Telly's or Stereos.

It's grim isn't it ... I can only think that they thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the kids had to clear out my room if anything happened to me - they would be a little shocked by the contents of th middle drawer and the bag in the bottom of the wardrobe

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"if the kids had to clear out my room if anything happened to me - they would be a little shocked by the contents of th middle drawer and the bag in the bottom of the wardrobe

It'd take someone quite a while to go through all the boxes on top of our wardrobes.

They'd need a mini skip.

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"if the kids had to clear out my room if anything happened to me - they would be a little shocked by the contents of th middle drawer and the bag in the bottom of the wardrobe

It'd take someone quite a while to go through all the boxes on top of our wardrobes.

They'd need a mini skip.

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By *4tCouple
over a year ago

warrington

I think finding "pinkie" my strap on would be most embarrassing, due to its obvious use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends etc I wouldn't care . But if my mum opened the drawer and saw the dildo with sucker I'm not sure how I'd look her in the eye again

Mrs

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We need to buy a treasure chest with a good lock, was only thinking this this morning, hopefully we've not been rumbled yet.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A very large dido and a big but plug was found in of our house moves, I managed to say it was the previous owners.

It was found in the attic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder what would happen if my family stumbled across them

I'd probably have to move out and never show my face again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rambone dildo probably

Her x

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