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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies and gents, I've decided that maybe a change of username is in order. It's quite possible that when you see my username, you picture a child, or possibly a man aged 23 who still has a paper round.

I'd like to dispel these preconceptions with a more appropriate username for a 35 year old man who has never had a paper round.

What I'm looking for is a new username that instantly sends a tingle to the ladies' nether regions, and makes the men stop and say "I wish I was that guy".

I'm fully aware that most (possibly all) of the responses will not be serious, but I'm asking you lot anyway: what should my new username be?

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

paperman_35?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lumberjack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 16:15:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notpaperboy_23

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"paperman_35?"

I can't argue with the logic!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I-am-very-wealthy-and-old-with-no-family-and-a-heart-condition

That'll make 'em moist, guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Notpaperboy_23"

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well this went about as well as I expected!!

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By *otrockloverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Tieandtease35

it stood out on your profile

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

the newsagent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tieandtease35

it stood out on your profile

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That's a good shout, I was also thinking of something along those lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend "

Thanks! Mine is frazzled from too much masturbation, no change there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend

Thanks! Mine is frazzled from too much masturbation, no change there "

Perhaps masturbationman should be your new username? FrazzledByWanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend

Thanks! Mine is frazzled from too much masturbation, no change there

Perhaps masturbationman should be your new username? FrazzledByWanking "

Just for full disclosure that I'm a massive wanker!

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By *otrockloverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Tieandtease35

it stood out on your profile

That's a good shout, I was also thinking of something along those lines "

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