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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cant think of one

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Little cock?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny Tim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Mongous

There, even added a surname to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John.

"heeeerrreee's JOHNNY!"

hehe

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By *ellowyellowXMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Bernard

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Helmut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kong.... That's the name of my imaginary cock, its huuuuge

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I had an ex who called his Zeus. Not a word of a lie. Made me giggle every single time he referred to it that way

Then again, he named my breasts Dante and Inferno. I don't want to think about what he meant by that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely, for those who remember, it'd have to be called wicked !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donkey "

Add ours together, and we match

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Engelbert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marsha.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Rhodie as in Rhode Island Red, oh hang on, did you mean....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donkey

Add ours together, and we match "
lol yea I just saw yours donkey Kong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump.

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By *etmelickyou40Man
over a year ago

kent

Mines named laura

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

Mr Hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rhodie as in Rhode Island Red, oh hang on, did you mean...."

I had a Rhodie hen that decided she wanted to be a he!

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By *ary for funMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Cumalot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeffrey

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By *rSexyMeMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Mini Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines called 'Little Richy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly Frank

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Ralph Winkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos Spicyweiner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elanor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Percy pecker

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Willy Wonka (and the chocolate factory)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/16 13:39:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siddy Cyclops

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

Indigo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little cock?!"

Shots fired!

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

Richard ( posh for Dick lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Johnson or big willy

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

DICK!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends which one I am using at the time. I have Floppy; my packer, Hugo; my larger hard cock I tend to use with casual partners along with teeny pegging dildos, Tango; a bright orange one I use with my female partner and SparklyPrincessCock; a bright pink long one that is used specifically for fucking my male partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trumpolator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinky

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

Jackhammer mine is called x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hercules...Herc for short ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The Captain'!

X

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I call mine Perfect Penis as he is a hansom chap.

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By *andorasSecretCouple
over a year ago

Nr Birmingham

Spartacus. I used to have it under my control, but it rebelled. I'm sure that one day it we will have a showdown and fight to the death.

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By *andorasSecretCouple
over a year ago

Nr Birmingham

Actually, cock fighting is illegal in this country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have been given the name Maximus by one meet & the magic sponge by another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic Johnson

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine have been given the name Maximus by one meet & the magic sponge by another "

Magic....sponge?

What caused that name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sledge Hammer (like the tool its named after, it too will destroy your pu$$y)

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

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By *uilder506Man
over a year ago

bognor

Mr willy of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/16 15:26:06]

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

Willy-i-am or William

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trumpolator "
Because it will grab them by the pussey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy pounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil Perry

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

King henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cerberus

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

Boris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donkey

Add ours together, and we match "

As in 'in the realms of fantasy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was thought Up A long time ago and I can never remember the reason why.

KRONK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine had a boyfriend who called his 'Sir Richard'

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Stanley "the best tool money can buy" ...??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter crouch - tall, thin, good head

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By *x3anteexxCouple
over a year ago

NW Cheshire

One eyed custard chucker,

Jake the peg.... Or...

Willywang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr gut tickler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geoffrey and that isn't me making it up for this thread

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By *upofteaMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

Billy - no mates

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girly cock its real pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peter crouch - tall, thin, good head"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engelbert HUMPadink

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Just in beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Percy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have names for my ex gf's extensive collection of dildos but never got round to naming my own....

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Englebert humperdick

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By *BA123Man
over a year ago

DUDLEY

Jake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzz lightyear

...infinity and beyond!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

THE BROWN PYTHON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Happy (Borrowed from Robin Williams)

...or Mr Floppy (Borrowed from Blackadder!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I cant think of one"

Itsawhopper of course?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Thomas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocka doddle

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

JOE WICKS

Rhyming slang for Dick

And. He's a fully registered Prick

Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last chicken in Sainsburys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hibernating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an ex who called his Zeus. Not a word of a lie. Made me giggle every single time he referred to it that way

Then again, he named my breasts Dante and Inferno. I don't want to think about what he meant by that "

Love the tits thing except one made the other. Would be better to call them Godzilla and Medusa or Romeo and Juliet or Bill and Ben the flower pot men!

Or how about Penelope and Persephone to keep the classical references.

Personally I'd prefer to call my cock Neptune. It likes to reside in a dark wet place and rises up regularly just for fun and to create trouble! I suppose I ought to name my balls too! As I've gone Roman rather than Greek I'll plump for Hermes and Bacchus! There! What a pair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Englebert humperdick "

Musical cock is it? Plays the piano often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could also call it Dick Cheney - there you are - perfect! Always trying to make conquests and buggering it up for everyone!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Monsieur!

I am so, so pleased fab and vearded does not seem to be on-line at the moment

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Krull the Warrior King

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I could never, ever call my knob 'Krull the warrior king!'

Maybe Trev , but never that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed reading through this shit. I'll give you two options

Terence

Or if you prefer, Jefféry.

Good night people xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little sausage x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fredrick

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

The Bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollipop, who wants a taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Gildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Reginald Dinkle III

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

i call nicks Witchetty grub bless (his a grower) his Sooo cute would love to dress him up like the hulk in a little shirt and jeans see if he bursts out of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brown snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my rifle,

This is my gun,

This is for fighting,

This is for fun,

Sound off 1, 2....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

'Nuclear' as it's a weapon of ass destruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumper

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By *otandHard4funCouple
over a year ago

GWENT

Hot has names mine Lucifer

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10


"Krull the Warrior King "

Do you have a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *mNAdCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

We call males cock: Mr. Shotgun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine scissors because I cut the pussy up lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I could never, ever call my knob 'Krull the warrior king!'

Maybe Trev , but never that "

It was for the OP, I can help you pick a name if you want

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By *ovvzMan
over a year ago

trimdon

Pick a name for mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Octagon.

I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Pick a name for mine"

Reduntant

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By *onster_ManMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil (think about it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Cock

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By *lex 1971Man
over a year ago

telford

Hears Johny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wee man

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

Gold finger

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London


"Pick a name for mine"

Dick lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"The wee man"

Note made

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By *ayo001Man
over a year ago

Ennis

Tiny

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

The soultaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wee man

Note made"

How rude only because he's smaller than me

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've about 10 different cocks. Maybe I should start naming them like hurricanes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Percy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've about 10 different cocks. Maybe I should start naming them like hurricanes "

Guess it depends how well they stir you up into a whirl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha! My favourite


"Justin...."

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

I call mine WOMO- Weapon of Multiple Orgasm!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been out of action so long I forgot it's name.

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