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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the fuck does everyone else do when stays by in hotels? Yes the cheaper ones have waterproof undersheets but the nice ones don't and no one leaves spare sheets to go over them and spare duvet covers anyway.

We wreck the room and towels wherever we stay (which is whenever we go to a club usually) and always end up sleeping in a wet bed and leaving money for the cleaners when we leave as we feel bad and think they the will think we have pissed the bed.

Maybe they should start doing squirters beds like ones in clubs

Anyway, we have a routine to try and mitigate the mess in hotels (remove duvet and pillows and lay down ineffective towels before fucking) but just wondered if anyone had any better ideas - and no I dont want to do all fucking in the bath!

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*'Staying in hotels'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few rooms where you get 2 beds in the room. So that would be one for squirting, the other for everything else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes those are perfect but aren't everywhere and we go like nicer places if possible who don't tend to do them.

We have discussed booking two rooms before now but then we wake up horny and fuck and wreck the one we are sleeping in anyway so it's a bit pointless.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post a status beforehand for loads of watchers to join you and set up a 'splash zone' spray it all over those guys, they'd love to get soaked.

Maybe they'd even bring a share sheet so they could take yours home with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously P is devastated by having such a terrible "problem" as ours! I

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post a status beforehand for loads of watchers to join you and set up a 'splash zone' spray it all over those guys, they'd love to get soaked.

Maybe they'd even bring a share sheet so they could take yours home with them"

Ha ha brilliant that's a plan! I did get someone's face in a club the other week which entertained everyone in the room!

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your own waterproof sheet and towels so you're not wrecking a hotel bed and causing distress to the maid ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take your own waterproof sheet and towels so you're not wrecking a hotel bed and causing distress to the maid ?"

Yep good point! Prob just need to buy spares for when we are driving somewhere. Don't fancy it on trains to London though with my little overnight case, would weigh a bloody tonne when wet too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I have done is taped a few black bin bags together and put them down over the mattress and put the hotel towels over the top. You can ask for more towels because you 'dropped them in the shower /bath by mistake'. The taped up bin bags and the roll of bin liners and black tape are easy enough to go in a bag and simple to throw away afterwards if needs be. I do this at home too, I dislike sleeping in a wet patch and besides, I have heard of people being billed £100s for a replacement mattress by a hotel after a rather messy session. Tbh, I wouldn't like the idea of sleeping on a mattresses that had been soaked by someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a cheap shower curtain and put towels on top of that. No mess then to the bedding etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I have done is taped a few black bin bags together and put them down over the mattress and put the hotel towels over the top. You can ask for more towels because you 'dropped them in the shower /bath by mistake'. The taped up bin bags and the roll of bin liners and black tape are easy enough to go in a bag and simple to throw away afterwards if needs be. I do this at home too, I dislike sleeping in a wet patch and besides, I have heard of people being billed £100s for a replacement mattress by a hotel after a rather messy session. Tbh, I wouldn't like the idea of sleeping on a mattresses that had been soaked by someone else."

Agreed on all points! Good idea thank you.

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy a cheap shower curtain and put towels on top of that. No mess then to the bedding etc

Wow yes that's a good one, nice and easy. Thank you!

Ruby x

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

A waterproof backed picnic blanket also works and is a lit more comfortable than a shower curtain. Easily replaceable as they do get tired after constant washing and unobtrusive to keep in terms car boot

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

This is enough to want to stop staying in hotel's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could squirt! Anybody wana teach me? If so inbox me hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you either squirt or you don't! NOT sure it can be taught...do a forum search there's thousands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with one girl I played with it was the walls that were the problem not the sheets...she squirted so hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could squirt! Anybody wana teach me? If so inbox me hehe xx"

Haha you box is going to be full now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could squirt! Anybody wana teach me? If so inbox me hehe xx

Haha you box is going to be full now

Haha if it means I get to squirt then I'm fine with that xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A waterproof backed picnic blanket also works and is a lit more comfortable than a shower curtain. Easily replaceable as they do get tired after constant washing and unobtrusive to keep in terms car boot

Good one!!! Will invest!!

Thanks

Ruby x

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By *inston80Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

We take our own waterproof one with us

towelling on the top so it's nice and comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a pvc sheet that folds up nicely and doesn't weigh too much to save having any embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could squirt! Anybody wana teach me? If so inbox me hehe xx

Haha you box is going to be full now

Haha if it means I get to squirt then I'm fine with that xx"

Shame you have blocked single guys

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I actually use my kid's piss mat from when she was small £10 I think it was from boots a good size and you can wash it at 60 so you can keep it very clean and it's cotton top so feels great to fuck on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could squirt! Anybody wana teach me? If so inbox me hehe xx

Haha you box is going to be full now

Haha if it means I get to squirt then I'm fine with that xx"

Having blocked all guys your inbox will be okay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you either squirt or you don't! NOT sure it can be taught...do a forum search there's thousands!"

It can be taught, trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you either squirt or you don't! NOT sure it can be taught...do a forum search there's thousands!

It can be taught, trust me

I'll second that. I thought squirting was a myth prior to meeting Mr SnT, now I squirt loads

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