FabSwingers.com forum: dry patch..

By *aturewomanlover OP Man
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)

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By *xtwinklesxxWoman
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

I thought this was going to be about who gets the dry patch in bed lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)"

Pitty they didn't leave you any veries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

no, i doubt he thinks that at all..just tell him what a stud he is and im sure he'll toddle off to bed much happier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

Oh there there

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

no, i doubt he thinks that at all..just tell him what a stud he is and im sure he'll toddle off to bed much happier!

nailed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently in the midst of a long distance arrangement. Going a month at a time without it.

I'm sure your dry patch is manageable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

Oh there there

Ey! Less of the sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

no, i doubt he thinks that at all..just tell him what a stud he is and im sure he'll toddle off to bed much happier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about who gets the dry patch in bed lol x"

I thought he meant a dry patch on a bum cheek, hit with the tip on the way to the hole that results in a snapped cock upon thrusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)"

No vari's

No profile pics

No text

27 meets??

Wrong section in my opinion should be stories and fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ Teehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)

No vari's

No profile pics

No text

27 meets??

Wrong section in my opinion should be stories and fantasy"

Shots Fired!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)

No vari's

No profile pics

No text

27 meets??

Wrong section in my opinion should be stories and fantasy"

He didn't say they were from here.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I once had a dry patch on my willy after a weekend long funky bonanza

Totally ruined my following wknd

Cost a fortune in shaft cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)

No vari's

No profile pics

No text

27 meets??

Wrong section in my opinion should be stories and fantasy"

Shots Fired!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't call them dry patches; and to be honest I have enough regular partners that I don't have to go long without sex. I call them periods of rest.

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By *aturewomanlover OP Man
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

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By *aturewomanlover OP Man
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)

No vari's

No profile pics

No text

27 meets??

Wrong section in my opinion should be stories and fantasy"

All 27 aren't from here, like I said the girl in ibiza wasnt from here nor the 3 in benidorm

You think I use my proper profile to post threads like this?, what would happen if one of my in progress spotted it and then didn't want to meet me? Some of you are so fickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)

No vari's

No profile pics

No text

27 meets??

Wrong section in my opinion should be stories and fantasy

All 27 aren't from here, like I said the girl in ibiza wasnt from here nor the 3 in benidorm

You think I use my proper profile to post threads like this?, what would happen if one of my in progress spotted it and then didn't want to meet me? Some of you are so fickle

how are any of those comments 'fickle'? do you know what fickle means?

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By *aturewomanlover OP Man
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

Likely to change your opinions or feelings suddenly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likely to change your opinions or feelings suddenly...."

yes, so i cant see where thats relevant to the comments.

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

Pitty they didn't leave you any veries

Rolling around laughing now! I thought exactly the same! 27 "fantasy" fucks!! lol

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Buy a water bed. Stick a pin in it. Dry patch over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a water bed. Stick a pin in it. Dry patch over.

Or find a "squirter"

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By *aturewomanlover OP Man
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

Like I've said you think I use my profile with veris on to make statements like this??

What if a lady I'm speaking to who doesn't like players sees it?

Could ruin my chanceson of 28

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By *aturewomanlover OP Man
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

Pitty they didn't leave you any veries

Rolling around laughing now! I thought exactly the same! 27 "fantasy" fucks!! lol

Like I've said you think I use my profile with veris on to make statements like this??

What if a lady I'm speaking to who doesn't like players sees it?

Could ruin my chances of 28

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By *BW star and DocCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

no, i doubt he thinks that at all..just tell him what a stud he is and im sure he'll toddle off to bed much happier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ahd a count up and ive fucked 27 women this year but not had any action since a sexy 21 year old blonde in ibiza but that was september 3rd!

anyboy else have lean patches like this??

(i partly blame the timewasters and all the months of chatting you have put in)

Pitty they didn't leave you any veries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pitty they didn't leave you any veries

Rolling around laughing now! I thought exactly the same! 27 "fantasy" fucks!! lol

Like I've said you think I use my profile with veris on to make statements like this??

What if a lady I'm speaking to who doesn't like players sees it?

Could ruin my chances of 28

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So apparently you have one profile with you purporting to be one thing, and a second profile for where you could be anything else, i.e. bi and seeking men in contrast to this straight profile you started the thread with.

Nothing like creating an air of trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept with 2 people this year, one being an ex long term partner, and the last was 5 months ago. You think you've got 'dry patches?'

Think most folk would rather sleep with you than OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never felt the need to count..I am not a notch on the bedpost kinda person, just enjoy it when it happens and DIY when it doesn't. It isn't a competition lol

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