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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I met an older guy that led me into his dining room and wanted me to lie on his dining table ...he then took a seat at the table, spread my legs and started teasing, then licked, sucked and fucked my pussy ...even fucked it with a cold cucumber

Share your unusual sex acts ....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Ah salad days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you got ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun with a lawnmower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long have you got ? "

As long as you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fun with a lawnmower?

really? Trying to figure how that would work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx"

Lmao really ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx

Lmao really ? Xx"

Yes really lol xx

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx

Lmao really ? Xx

Yes really lol xx"

Lol that's wrong Lol I love your cute bum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done stuff with food that could be considered "weird" I used to put haribo sweets inside my gf's pussy and arsehole and leave them in there as the fun continued and then I got her to push them out and made her eat them. Another time I came on a cupcake and squashed it all over her face and she ate the cum/crumbs. It was awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx

Lmao really ? Xx

Yes really lol xx

Lol that's wrong Lol I love your

cute bum xx"

Thanks doll xxx

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx

Lmao really ? Xx

Yes really lol xx"

lol feel free to private message me

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Big white candle with flame in my GF's pussy with her laid on her back and me thinking what can we tell the hospital while watching hot wax slipping down it.

She loved it the bad girl

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

"I've done stuff with food that could be considered "weird" I used to put haribo sweets inside my gf's pussy and arsehole and leave them in there as the fun continued and then I got her to push them out and made her eat them. Another time I came on a cupcake and squashed it all over her face and she ate the cum/crumbs. It was awesome. "

Eating a bag of Tangfastics will never be the same now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've played hide the Malteasers with someone. I thought she would have went for the obvious, but no, she was a little more daring than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx

Lmao really ? Xx

Yes really lol xx"

Did you use them with her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've done ice cubes in pussy and ice cube clit rub. Also inserted a small apple up there and pushed it out

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Dont know how weird this is but it was impressive. An ex-mistress of mine wanted and got Anal after 1000 strokes of the dragon cane on her ass! She came so hard she nearly passed out. Awsome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird.

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

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"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx"

Mmmmmmmmmm.

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. "
amazon position damn fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun"

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning peeps....

His request....

Whilst he was performing cunnilingus he requested I eat chocolate, drink whisky, eat a green apple and smoke.......

The best memories are of that cigarette... the satisfaction......

that tart sharp taste of green apple.......

The chocolate sliding down the sides of my mouth melting.......

And the fire of the whisky made me go wild with him in the end......

Just an amazing combination ......

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me."

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?"

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me."
the guys cock has to be big enough otherwise you keep slipping off

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

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"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me."

You on top

On his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. "

I like his style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me.

You on top

On his face "

On his face? I want fucking with a dick not a tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.the guys cock has to be big enough otherwise you keep slipping off"

I thought as much (clicked delete text by accident)

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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx

Lmao really ? Xx

Yes really lol xx

lol feel free to private message me

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lucky you all i can see our divinely lickable legs??

plus theres no answer if the toy story went infinity and beyond ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally discovered that having black hawk down on in the background with the sound quite loud made the guy I was sleeping with fuck harder!

That became my sex DVD for a good few months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally discovered that having black hawk down on in the background with the sound quite loud made the guy I was sleeping with fuck harder!

That became my sex DVD for a good few months!"

Was there a particular scene that caused fever pitch?

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

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"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me.

You on top

On his face

On his face? I want fucking with a dick not a tongue."

any one fucked you on the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally discovered that having black hawk down on in the background with the sound quite loud made the guy I was sleeping with fuck harder!

That became my sex DVD for a good few months!

Was there a particular scene that caused fever pitch?

Think it was the sound of guns and explosions that did it, he was parachute regiment so maybe those noises got his adrenaline going!? I dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me.

You on top

On his face

On his face? I want fucking with a dick not a tongue.

any one fucked you on the loo"

Can't say they have, no. While I'm sat on the loo I'm struggling to picture how I'll get fucked at the same time.

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

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"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me.

You on top

On his face

On his face? I want fucking with a dick not a tongue.

any one fucked you on the loo

Can't say they have, no. While I'm sat on the loo I'm struggling to picture how I'll get fucked at the same time."

after you pee they pull your legs up

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By *xotic indianCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Have eaten a Cadbury flak a ripe mango banana out of Mrs pussy

Not all that at once food sex can be fun

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"I met an older guy that led me into his dining room and wanted me to lie on his dining table ...he then took a seat at the table, spread my legs and started teasing, then licked, sucked and fucked my pussy ...even fucked it with a cold cucumber

Share your unusual sex acts ...."

Hope he didn't use the cucumber for sandwiches after wards ...lol

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

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Share your unusual sex acts ....

Hope he didn't use the cucumber for sandwiches after wards ...lol

mmmmmmmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have eaten a Cadbury flak a ripe mango banana out of Mrs pussy

Not all that at once food sex can be fun "

If I could eat my fruit like this I'd deffo have my five a day no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowballing on a MFF meet....had never done it before I joined Fab

Being tied up and having hot candle wax dripped over every part of my body with a Hitachi belt on and electric wand attached....messy!!!

Electrosex with a Neon Wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me.

You on top

On his face

On his face? I want fucking with a dick not a tongue.

any one fucked you on the loo

Can't say they have, no. While I'm sat on the loo I'm struggling to picture how I'll get fucked at the same time.

after you pee they pull your legs up"

Or do what I did, sat on the toilet minding my own business pondering life, in ran an ex hopping from one foot to another desperate for a pee, I sat there slightly aroused hoping she would pee herself.

She then turn round sat on me, wiggled a bit, bobbed a little and then pee'd on me. After that, I knew I was a fan of watersports!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

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By *H Hello There!Couple
over a year ago

hotel in boro

h loves a good sex swing os cuckold fantasys have gone mad atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

I had a fab once that relly enjoys peeing on me I do find it a massive turn on but only from a a lady .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

Oh that reminds me and there's another thread about it elsewhere, during an intense period of orgasms a woman suddenly had a look of horror on her face! When I asked what was wrong, it turns out she come so hard that she actually shit on my balls!

Can you believe she actually wanted to get off before I had finished too?! I mean how bloody selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and old girlfriend pissed in a glass and shared it beat that everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

Can you believe she actually wanted to get off before I had finished too?! I mean how bloody selfish

I'm crying here

I've had a wank while down the phone to someone, when I reached orgasm I called him a cunt. Don't think he was expecting that, to me it was necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone piss inside me once. It was a weird sensation, like waters breaking during childbirth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a girl once and she asked me would I mind if we used her mother's bed,her mother's toys xxx"

Eww :/mothers toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

Can you believe she actually wanted to get off before I had finished too?! I mean how bloody selfish

I'm crying here

I've had a wank while down the phone to someone, when I reached orgasm I called him a cunt. Don't think he was expecting that, to me it was necessary

What did he say? And was he wanking too? Was it a kinky name calling session?

I quite like being called names to be fair, I don't get offended as half of them are probably true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

Can you believe she actually wanted to get off before I had finished too?! I mean how bloody selfish

I'm crying here

I've had a wank while down the phone to someone, when I reached orgasm I called him a cunt. Don't think he was expecting that, to me it was necessary

What did he say? And was he wanking too? Was it a kinky name calling session?

I quite like being called names to be fair, I don't get offended as half of them are probably true

He laughed and said he couldn't believe I just called him that once i had an orgasm. Him wanking? na, I'd rather fuck him. Kinky name calling session? definitely wasn't that, calling him a cunt is part of my everyday talk to him, oh and him to me. Nothing kinky about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had someone piss inside me once. It was a weird sensation, like waters breaking during childbirth. "

Yes definitely a weird sensation, I haven't had any extra satisfaction from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

Can you believe she actually wanted to get off before I had finished too?! I mean how bloody selfish

I'm crying here

I've had a wank while down the phone to someone, when I reached orgasm I called him a cunt. Don't think he was expecting that, to me it was necessary

What did he say? And was he wanking too? Was it a kinky name calling session?

I quite like being called names to be fair, I don't get offended as half of them are probably true

What an odd pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I've done a few things that were quite unexpected, luckily no one takes offence, can't quite say I'd be bothered if they did

Can you believe she actually wanted to get off before I had finished too?! I mean how bloody selfish

I'm crying here

I've had a wank while down the phone to someone, when I reached orgasm I called him a cunt. Don't think he was expecting that, to me it was necessary

What did he say? And was he wanking too? Was it a kinky name calling session?

I quite like being called names to be fair, I don't get offended as half of them are probably true

What an odd pair

So some would say

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"Had someone want me to go on top like a man does in missionary, didn't happen, felt completely weird. amazon position damn fun

Maybe but it didn't work for me.

Well there is a world of positions to try so lets see how about doggy?

Doggy isn't an unusual position for me.

You on top

On his face

On his face? I want fucking with a dick not a tongue.

any one fucked you on the loo

Can't say they have, no. While I'm sat on the loo I'm struggling to picture how I'll get fucked at the same time.

after you pee they pull your legs up"

After? Whats weird about After?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont know how weird this is but it was impressive. An ex-mistress of mine wanted and got Anal after 1000 strokes of the dragon cane on her ass! She came so hard she nearly passed out. Awsome."

Ouch that sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Share your unusual sex acts ....

Hope he didn't use the cucumber for sandwiches after wards ...lol

I wouldn't put it past him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I was having anal sex with an ex, we were both into watersports and I had pissed in her pussy before. I was needing a pee, so thought I would just piss in her ass.

I felt quite relieved, she was slightly confused as I hadn't told her what I was doing, before she rushed off to let it all out.

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By *orthern PowerhouseMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It takes a lot to beat a Kentucky Klondike Bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually I have pee'd in and on someone too

That was funny as they didn't quite expect it

I was having anal sex with an ex, we were both into watersports and I had pissed in her pussy before. I was needing a pee, so thought I would just piss in her ass.

I felt quite relieved, she was slightly confused as I hadn't told her what I was doing, before she rushed off to let it all out."

Lol that's kinda funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It takes a lot to beat a Kentucky Klondike Bar"

Excuse my ignorance but what is that?

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By *unnerbenMan
over a year ago

Dublin / Cork

I was recently getting a blow Job when the girl started licking my ass hole .... She pushed my legs Back bent up by my head . Spread my cheeks and was licking and rimming my ass hole ... I never had this before ... Was an unreal turn on and savage hot bj ... Defo will try it again .... I'm straight but will defo let girls rim my ass in future

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