FabSwingers.com forum: VWE !?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who tells some of these men they are VWE !

It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

4 inches is really big in some societies

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !

It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums

pmsl

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !

It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums

I don't feel qualified to answer that.

I think it's an Adrain Mole thing. All the lads are probably measuring their cocks in the bathroom after each day at school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That might explain it they must get confused between inches and centimetres

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"That might explain it they must get confused between inches and centimetres

It's the ones who know the girth as well I worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure what do they expect when they mesure it beside a bar or a can of red bull

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Sure what do they expect when they mesure it beside a bar or a can of red bull

Don't forget the sky remote!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sky remote is a funny shape ! Not good for comparisons lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Sky remote is a funny shape ! Not good for comparisons lol"

You've not seen my cock!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Sky remote is a funny shape ! Not good for comparisons lol

You've not seen my cock!

refuses to respond to viccyboi's comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself and others.....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Sky remote is a funny shape ! Not good for comparisons lol

You've not seen my cock!

refuses to respond to viccyboi's comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself and others....."

*Tries desperately to recall if he flashed cock and if a discrete enhancement was involved or not*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a mans 4 inches or a womans ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like a penis, only smaller she said !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure what do they expect when they mesure it beside a bar or a can of red bull

Don't forget the sky remote!

Sky remote? What's a Sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !"

Lilliputians?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

One meet actually said to me "You're not very well educated are you" although not in as many words.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

One meet actually said to me "You're not very well educated are you" although not in as many words."

is that a euphomism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when they hold the can / remote next to their cock, but have squeezed it 2 inches into their stomach fat, or the can starts 2 inches behind their bollocks!

I think some of them start measuring at their bumhole, carry on til the tip of their willy, and then loop back over the end!!

"Its nine inches darling!!"

"Yes love, Im sure it is. But sadly 5 inches of it is in your head"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

their inner voice that constantly tells them ' you are so well hung that the very mention of it to anyone, will see their panties fall around their ankles'

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !

It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums

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their mums???

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's a scientific fact, first discovered in 1903 by a Swiss Doctor Wellion Hung, that a strange refraction of light occurs around the eyes of any male holding a ruler up next to his erect member.

This gives the illusion that his penis is in fact an average of 49.83mm longer than it actually is, with some extreme cases reaching up to 96mm.

This has become know in scientific circles as the Well Hung Theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !

It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums

Maybe its the same people who tell some of these women that they are sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get mail sometimes that just say what size ?

I tend to reply that it doesn't touch my knees lol However it has occurred to me maybe I should ask what diameter are you ???

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Does that mean the women who specifically ask for VWE men are shallow?

That doesn't make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mm. Maybe a recognised scale shud be put into practice !

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"mm. Maybe a recognised scale shud be put into practice !

There is one:

It goes... average, Lynx can, bottle, sky remote...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thermos flask

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Thermos flask"

Forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't mean that they are shallow it was just a response to a very personal and exact measurement being asked for.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Didn't mean that they are shallow it was just a response to a very personal and exact measurement being asked for."

It was more a 'long dip-stick shallow tank' reference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That would've more chipolata surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of guys do not know how to measure their cock as previously stated...its fucking ridulous...ive seen guys claim to be 8 or 9 inches and they look no bigger (some even smaller) than my 6.8 inch piston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of guys do not know how to measure their cock as previously stated...its fucking ridulous...ive seen guys claim to be 8 or 9 inches and they look no bigger (some even smaller) than my 6.8 inch piston

I have to agree with you....the same with some ladies proclaim they have double GG's and they are a c cup at best...to be honest I have never measured mine but certainly never had complaints at all !

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"4 inches is really big in some societies

hubby here should go live in that society then lol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"4 inches is really big in some societies

hubby here should go live in that society then lol"

It is how you use the 4 inches. lol

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"4 inches is really big in some societies

hubby here should go live in that society then lol

It is how you use the 4 inches. lol

If only that was true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !

It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums

Maybe its the same people who tell some of these women that they are sexy

Or the ones who claim to be slim,only to make Dawn French look like Kate Moss...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sure what do they expect when they mesure it beside a bar or a can of red bull

Don't forget the sky remote!

Sky remote? What's a Sky remote?

Its what I use to move clouds.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Ive decided to take a take measure with me for the next social we have.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !

It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums

their mums???

aha so it was your mum then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree with you....the same with some ladies proclaim they have double GG's and they are a c cup at best...to be honest I have never measured mine but certainly never had complaints at all !"

how do you know which bra to buy then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6.8"! devil for the detail eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mm. Maybe a recognised scale shud be put into practice !

a slide in scale perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The attention to detail with some guys makes me smile, the .8 especially.

The sly comments about women has made me smaile too - its not that you're bitter guys is it!

I can't say that I've ever measured my lady bits. I've never got a tape measure and measured the length of my labia or opening of vagina and I've never pushed a phallic shaped implement inside and pushed it as far as I could and then got a marker pen to put a little line on the phallic object which is closest to the entrance.

And its no good saying its not the size, its what you do with it - what are you doing with it that's any different than pushing it into a womans vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is well endowed.who makes the decision.my partner says i am (8") so i will take her word for it.seriosly tho what is well endowed and what isnt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is well endowed.who makes the decision.my partner says i am (8") so i will take her word for it.seriosly tho what is well endowed and what isnt?"

I have read that between 5 and 7" is classed as an average so w/e would be anything over 7" i guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So when would it become very well endowed ? A couple of local guys have been boasting this recently but I'm not really convinced

Maybe more investigation is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6.8"! devil for the detail eh?

Absolutely...i aint gonna say i am 7 inch when i am not. Most guys would probably round that up to 7.5 inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theirs mums?!?! Hope not lol. Im not vwe and know it, but still have lots of fun

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

men, for a good way to know how you stack up against others, try thevisualiser.net its fun and free to use

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm sure if you ask any guy - VWE is an inch less than they are packing...

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"what is well endowed.who makes the decision.my partner says i am (8") so i will take her word for it.seriosly tho what is well endowed and what isnt?

I have read that between 5 and 7" is classed as an average so w/e would be anything over 7" i guess

Bah story of my life Mr Average again!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bah story of my life Mr Average again!!!!!!"

I trawl these threads looking for Mr Average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is so wrong with average iam 6', has been confirmed as it was the misses that measured she didn't want me adding a few inches lol why can woman trust us to measure anything but when it comes to cock they never beleive us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is well endowed.who makes the decision.my partner says i am (8") so i will take her word for it.seriosly tho what is well endowed and what isnt?

I have read that between 5 and 7" is classed as an average so w/e would be anything over 7" i guess

Bah story of my life Mr Average again!!!!!!"

Nothing wrong with average...its the whole package that most women like

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