FabSwingers.com forum: You know your a swinger when

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know you're a swinger when.

Contractor comes in with 'bj welding' I think to myself 'kink'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I chuckle when I see a DPD delivery van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever you see BBC your first thought ISN'T about the telly.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

You're in a very happy marriage (yep, 35 years)..... and you both love to share each other with others.

Swinging rocks xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on a summer's day instead of thinking of heading to the park to read a book and have a picnic, you think 'Kestrels, here I come'.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

You see a catalogue called fab on tv and don't think of clothes or shoes.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go shopping in B&Q and you think everyone in the rope isle are into BDSM

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Snap on tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get offered tickets to the MFM (Mountbatten Festival of Music).

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

When I have a free evening and wish I could go to abfabs!!! Not something I would have thought 6 months ago x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your listening to the two o'clock Anthems on Metro Radio and the DJ says text us your requests and start your message with DP

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

When you see a couple at the supermarket and you tell yourself I am sure they are swingers, look at them lol

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When you see something referring to "the swinging sixties" and wonder why it sounds so much catchier than "the swinging 18-99"

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

When you see a couple at the supermarket and you tell yourself I am sure they are swingers, look at them lol

we do that regulary, and not just in the supermarket

xxxxx Suzi

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Waiting 3 years because I want a new car with the number **69

Be great to get DP69 MMF!!

You'll know the swingers when they chuckle and point at your plate

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

When you see a couple at the supermarket and you tell yourself I am sure they are swingers, look at them lol

we do that regulary, and not just in the supermarket

xxxxx Suzi"

We sometimes feel the urge of asking, and put a bet on it but it is kind of impossible to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever you see BBC your first thought ISN'T about the telly."

On a side note I must have typed BBW a lot over the summer because auto correct was forever changing BBQ to it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see a car reg with FAF and you think of Mrs sb..happened to me earlier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are at a vanilla party or funtion and you analyse and observe every guest ..wondering if they are on Fab

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By *ast FredyMan
over a year ago

southend on sea

I had 2 cars at the same time with 69 in the the reg number does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your hear vanilla and dont think ice cream flavours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wien someone says that something is 'fab' and you're first thought is swinging.

When you hear the lyrics 'you don't own me, don't say I can't go with other boys' and 'I'm the corner, watching you kiss her' and can only think of swinging and kinky thoughts!

When you walk through any supermarket, town centre etc and wonder whether the person you just passed is on fab lol. X

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

When you bulk buy condoms. Cheap ones for toys, expensive for cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see a couple at the supermarket and you tell yourself I am sure they are swingers, look at them lol

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When during Olympics or Athletic championships, you snigger when you hear Team GB announced...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your friend turns around and says "I've got to go pick my meat up from town"... Give them

look

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"When during Olympics or Athletic championships, you snigger when you hear Team GB announced..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing our shopping tonight and we hear an older couple discussing "fish pie" and you can't help but snigger

especially when the male of the couple says "fish pie - it's never sat nice with me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When walking round your local asda you bump into 3 of the army boys we had fun with a few weeks back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your mum starts going on about threesomes...... She was refering to three friends walking in the Peak District

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

You hear the word "come" in any context and all you think about is "cum"

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

"You know you're a swinger when.

Contractor comes in with 'bj welding' I think to myself 'kink'"

When you see couple chatting to another guy in a pub...and start thinking.....is this the social before threesome...

Go past a premier inn...and wonder how many fabbers have been there before!

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

You go to the local ASDA on any night and can spot at least 2 blokes you've fucked in the last 6 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream pies are not éclairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You hear the word "come" in any context and all you think about is "cum"

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Waiting 3 years because I want a new car with the number **69

Be great to get DP69 MMF!!

You'll know the swingers when they chuckle and point at your plate

What model of car do you reckon that would look best on?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

when you smile when you overhear the couple next to you at the ice cream in asda say "oh we don't do vanilla "

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

your annual gardening tasks include trimming back the Pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for us its the word toys, when our gkids are here but it means mildreds sex toys to us

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"Wien someone says that something is 'fab' and you're first thought is swinging.

When you hear the lyrics 'you don't own me, don't say I can't go with other boys' and 'I'm the corner, watching you kiss her' and can only think of swinging and kinky thoughts!

When you walk through any supermarket, town centre etc and wonder (and hope

) whether the person you just passed is on fab lol. X"

I'm sure I use the word Fab alot more than I ever have....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see spitroasted food being advertised at events, always makes us chuckle.

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

"your annual gardening tasks include trimming back the Pampas grass"

I'd never heard about the pampas grass until Thursday. I've had one in my back garden for years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wien someone says that something is 'fab' and you're first thought is swinging.

When you hear the lyrics 'you don't own me, don't say I can't go with other boys' and 'I'm the corner, watching you kiss her' and can only think of swinging and kinky thoughts!

When you walk through any supermarket, town centre etc and wonder whether the person you just passed is on fab lol. X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had 2 cars at the same time with 69 in the the reg number does that count

My car reg was once F69 COF used to think I was cool driving with a plate telling everyone to fuck off hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you upset your boyfriend as you're not in the mood to go out fucking other blokes!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"When you see a car reg with FAF and you think of Mrs sb..happened to me earlier!

Awww. That's sweet

Wait

MrsSB

FaF?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

When we both check out a woman , and look at eachother and go yes I would at the same time

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we both check out a woman , and look at eachother and go yes I would at the same time

MrsSB

Love doing this for both sides, sizing up men we'd like to bring back to.

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By *affle76Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

When you see a piece of furniture and imagine what you could do on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you bulk buy condoms. Cheap ones for toys, expensive for cocks "
I love you lol

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