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Condoms!!! "Water water everywhere,and not a drop to drink"

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Condoms come in many form. Some gossamer, some wellyboots.

Some comfortable and some vice like.

Is there an xl 'and' gossamer that doesn't induce cock anaesthesia?

Heeeeeellllppppp!

Whoever directs us to the perfect profalactic gets a free box of rubber cock killers lol

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Your profile says you are only looking for soft swing so why do you want a condom reccommendation?

Sally

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Your profile says you are only looking for soft swing so why do you want a condom reccommendation?

Sally"

I reckon out profile needs updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's water got to do with the thread

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Your profile says you are only looking for soft swing so why do you want a condom reccommendation?

Sally

I reckon out profile needs updated"

Correction , "We are are only interested, at this point, in a same room mffm, and soft swing."

No update required

Condom recommendations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Condoms come in many form. Some gossamer, some wellyboots.

Some comfortable and some vice like.

Is there an xl 'and' gossamer that doesn't induce cock anaesthesia?

Heeeeeellllppppp! Google it there's a website just for condoms cant remember the name tho .and deliver

Whoever directs us to the perfect profalactic gets a free box of rubber cock killers lol"

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ok, to clarify, does anyone recommend a condom that is roomy and also very thin?

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By *oonshadowsCouple
over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

Try a non latex one (avanti or mates) I've (Mrs) been told they feel thin and they seem to fit larger members well xx

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"What's water got to do with the thread "

The "water water" reference is a quote from a poem where sailors drifting in a life raft, at sea, after the sinking of their ship, are dieing from thirst. But all around them is water which is undrinkable.

So, I am surrounded by a million varieties of condoms, yet I cannot find any ones that suit me.

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Condoms come in many form. Some gossamer, some wellyboots.

Some comfortable and some vice like.

Is there an xl 'and' gossamer that doesn't induce cock anaesthesia?

Heeeeeellllppppp! Google it there's a website just for condoms cant remember the name tho .and deliver

Is it "Funky Condoms"?

Whoever directs us to the perfect profalactic gets a free box of rubber cock killers lol"

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Try a non latex one (avanti or mates) I've (Mrs) been told they feel thin and they seem to fit larger members well xx"

Thanks , I will try them out

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"What's water got to do with the thread

The "water water" reference is a quote from a poem where sailors drifting in a life raft, at sea, after the sinking of their ship, are dieing from thirst. But all around them is water which is undrinkable.

So, I am surrounded by a million varieties of condoms, yet I cannot find any ones that suit me."

The Rime of The Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge Taylor 1834

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around


"What's water got to do with the thread

The "water water" reference is a quote from a poem where sailors drifting in a life raft, at sea, after the sinking of their ship, are dieing from thirst. But all around them is water which is undrinkable.

So, I am surrounded by a million varieties of condoms, yet I cannot find any ones that suit me.

The Rime of The Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge Taylor 1834"

mates ultra thin or any mates line. also lafies seen to have less irrition to these.

As only 8 percent of the population require Xl condoms

well done you for being minority

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Try a non latex one (avanti or mates) I've (Mrs) been told they feel thin and they seem to fit larger members well xx

Thanks , I will try them out"

Least you got one sensible answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mates skyns do xl size and are non latex so quite thin. we use them and prefer them

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Near Kettering

Mates skin are the best we have tried.

We also like the new lelo hex but they are a bit more pricey and not as good imo as the mates range.

Strangely we also like the Ormelle brand of female condom. Very natural feel and lots of fun but it has to be that particular brand or you do get the plastic carrier bag feel that they famous for.

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

We have ordered a large size variety pack from Britishcondoms.

It may take time, but I intend to post my scoring table of value, comfort and sensitivity

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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.

I'm with the posters above. Skins XL are the best we have found. Enjoy your research!

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

There's more to this issue than comfort and sensation. Durability or reliability also comes into the debate.

A popped condom is hazardous to health and can injure. When I was an 18 year old I was almost circumcised by a blown condom. The scar is still slightly visible all these years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile says you are only looking for soft swing so why do you want a condom reccommendation?

Sally"

And why is this under swingers club discussions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have ordered a large size variety pack from Britishcondoms.

It may take time, but I intend to post my scoring table of value, comfort and sensitivity"

Exactly what I did. The service is good. I settled on 'My Size 64' which is just right for me. The biggest one made is the next one up which is 'My Size 69' I did try these as well but found they were just a bit too loose a fit and also a bit to long maybe.

It was good fun trying the sample pack out and raised a good few laughs specially with some of the smaller sizes (they soon went in the bin)

The relief of finding one that doesn't cut of the circulation is great.

Have fun.

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh well, I better start testing lol

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Your profile says you are only looking for soft swing so why do you want a condom reccommendation?

Sally

And why is this under swingers club discussions?"

Have you read the threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco own brand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner, who is pretty well endowed, said that Durex XL Comforts are the best ones that he has tried. He says they just fit him really well (although still a little on the snug side) - but your mileage may vary.

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"My partner, who is pretty well endowed, said that Durex XL Comforts are the best ones that he has tried. He says they just fit him really well (although still a little on the snug side) - but your mileage may vary."

From my perspective, --the term 'snug' also meanns tight. Cutting off thevblood and numbing old John Thomas. WhatvInam looking for is a neat fit and thin membrane. But also high up in priority is the female experience, both positive and negative.

In summary, a condom that doesn't let you know that its there.

Do they exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's water got to do with the thread

The "water water" reference is a quote from a poem where sailors drifting in a life raft, at sea, after the sinking of their ship, are dieing from thirst. But all around them is water which is undrinkable.

So, I am surrounded by a million varieties of condoms, yet I cannot find any ones that suit me.

The Rime of The Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge Taylor 1834"

It is indeed, except they're still on their ship - or at least the ancient mariner is! The other sailors are certainly dying of thirst all around him. But it's his fault for having shot the albatross. Whether wearing a condom which doesn't fit is like wearing a dead albatross around your neck causing the death of your co-workers is up to your imagination and powers of literary interpretation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My partner, who is pretty well endowed, said that Durex XL Comforts are the best ones that he has tried. He says they just fit him really well (although still a little on the snug side) - but your mileage may vary.

From my perspective, --the term 'snug' also meanns tight. Cutting off thevblood and numbing old John Thomas. WhatvInam looking for is a neat fit and thin membrane. But also high up in priority is the female experience, both positive and negative.

In summary, a condom that doesn't let you know that its there.

Do they exist? "

At the end of the day, you're wearing a sheath of latex on your penis. You're always going to know it's there. You're just going to have to accept that. As a woman, I quite frankly can't tell the difference between different types of condom - and I can't tell the difference between a penis with a well fitting condom and a penis bareback. I can only tell if a condom doesn't fit very well, then it feels a bit weird.

For preference, as a woman, I actually prefer female condoms. They feel really good - well, they feel as if they're just not really there at all. And because they are loose they can accommodate a wide range of shapes and sizes of penis.

(My partner says he meant snug in terms of length rather than width. But when fully hard he's between 9" and 10.5", so it's virtually impossible to find something that will cover that all the way.)

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"mates skyns do xl size and are non latex so quite thin. we use them and prefer them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an entirely selfish point of view, Skyn elites offer the best 'feel' and fit for me. I'm by no means a monster but they are snug without strangling me.

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"From an entirely selfish point of view, Skyn elites offer the best 'feel' and fit for me. I'm by no means a monster but they are snug without strangling me. "

I tried Skynn Elites at the weekend. They were snug but not strangling a allowed sensation. I would mark them highly

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