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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane

Love the new roast my selfie link on fb.

So have a look at my profile pic and give me a roasting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't seen that on FB, what does it mean?

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"I haven't seen that on FB, what does it mean?"

You upload a selfie picture and people just comment on it by giving you a roasting.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Smile you miserable bugger

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames? "

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do "

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills "

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"Smile you miserable bugger "

Il smile when you message x

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting "

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wax your chest

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"Can I wax your chest "

It would cost a lot of money or a lot of women to be naked for me to consider it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I wax your chest

It would cost a lot of money or a lot of women to be naked for me to consider it"

Well there's a hell of a lot of me so I'm taking that as a yes

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

What's the point in that? Encouraging cyber bullying!

Shit like that just re affirms why I have zero social media accounts.

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"Can I wax your chest

It would cost a lot of money or a lot of women to be naked for me to consider it

Well there's a hell of a lot of me so I'm taking that as a yes "

Is that you asking to meet me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get "

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil "

Looks like I'm fucked then

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil "

Then slowly eaten

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil

Then slowly eaten "

So where's the starter

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil

Then slowly eaten

So where's the starter "

You're the starter,main and dessert course!

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil

Then slowly eaten

So where's the starter

You're the starter,main and dessert course!"

Tease

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil

Looks like I'm fucked then"

If you're lucky

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get

The kind where you're slowly rotated and basted in oil

Looks like I'm fucked then

If you're lucky "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the new roast my selfie link on fb.

So have a look at my profile pic and give me a roasting. "

How could you get a roasting ...

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

The whole point of a roast is it's supposed to rip someone apart but be funny and come from a good place.

That group has no humour. It's insecure people and bullies. Vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole point of a roast is it's supposed to rip someone apart but be funny and come from a good place.

That group has no humour. It's insecure people and bullies. Vile. "

What could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole point of a roast is it's supposed to rip someone apart but be funny and come from a good place.

That group has no humour. It's insecure people and bullies. Vile. "

+1 to that.

No idea why anyone would subject themselves to it

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil


"Does that mean criticise in a negative way? Why would anyone put themselves up for that?

Op I think your selfie is nice, you look good. I like to see a man smile though .

Feel the flames?

See you just have a far nicer way of saying thing's than I do

I'm just off to buy a flame thrower, that'll improve my roasting skills

Then come back and give him a proper

roasting

So what kind of roasting am I gonna get "

Spit roasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole point of a roast is it's supposed to rip someone apart but be funny and come from a good place.

That group has no humour. It's insecure people and bullies. Vile. "

Agreed - it's pretty horrible, no redeeming qualities at all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ure pics are Grt ur profile reads like ure looking to date not swing

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