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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Lizards are really bad at algebra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chimpanzees can NOT make tea

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Lizards are really bad at algebra. "

Except the ones on Deep Space Nine, count and fly space ships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

time travel is indeed a great method of revistting those u have shagged and of course shagging those ur going to meet in the future!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"time travel is indeed a great method of revistting those u have shagged and of course shagging those ur going to meet in the future!"

If you can clean the gold glitter out the controls first that is...

*glares at Funky*

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You'll be back before you cum. lol

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Trilbys seem to making a come back this year...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The perfect multiplying pets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"time travel is indeed a great method of revistting those u have shagged and of course shagging those ur going to meet in the future!

If you can clean the gold glitter out the controls first that is...

*glares at Funky*

controls??????- never rely on the power of technology, I use mind power. warping the space time swinging continium is my main hobby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to common belief... tree's can NOT walk

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Chimpanzees can NOT make tea "

Can!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Contrary to common belief... tree's can NOT walk

^ Girls believe anything they are told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he wasnt dead he is now xx

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"If he wasnt dead he is now xx

The walking trees will save me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contrary to common belief... tree's can NOT walk

^ Girls believe anything they are told

You think I'm female do you?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Contrary to common belief... tree's can NOT walk

Yes they do, have you not read LOTR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contrary to common belief... tree's can NOT walk

Yes they do, have you not read LOTR.

not really skilled at reading _icboy....are u female? fancy a shag?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Do you like mine?

..oh, wrong random thread, sorry...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Contrary to common belief... tree's can NOT walk

Yes they do, have you not read LOTR.

not really skilled at reading _icboy....are u female? fancy a shag?"

Funny man. pmsl

Get it read to you, or an audio book.

Lots of ways to skin a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like mine?

..oh, wrong random thread, sorry...

I love yours

Shame about what happened to the sky remote

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Do you like mine?

..oh, wrong random thread, sorry...

I love yours

Shame about what happened to the sky remote

Ah, sorry about that, the batteries are still up there I fear.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

One reason Japan has so many ninjas is their excellent stealthcare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Elephants find it difficult butter toast on Tuesdays (poor feckers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a bowl of viagra for breakfast. I feel like a right hard man the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the safest place on this planet... hang on... who left the milk out of the fridge?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Splosh!

...ooopps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats just right out of my limits...how dare u!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one to drop a spanner in the works but what the feck are you lot on about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Splosh!

...ooopps!

You are incorrigible... where is the standby button?

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By *abfingersMan
over a year ago

reading/bracknell

My hovercraft is full of eels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not one to drop a spanner in the works but what the feck are you lot on about??

This is highly intellectual debate on decorating matchsticks whilst blindfolded underwater... keep up man

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not one to drop a spanner in the works but what the feck are you lot on about??

This is highly intellectual debate on decorating matchsticks whilst blindfolded underwater... keep up man

DA DUM DA DUM ... Jaws will get you.

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

i need a spanner.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Splosh!

...ooopps!

You are incorrigible... where is the standby button?

Oi! Steady on!

*goes off to Google incorrigible*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Splosh!

...ooopps!

You are incorrigible... where is the standby button?

Oi! Steady on!

*goes off to Google incorrigible*

Revenge at last!

Right... who asked for the drill?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

It's a kind of Irish canoe like thing.

WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly intelectual debate?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Highly intelectual debate?"

Where?!?!? *looks around worried*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Highly intelectual debate?

Where?!?!? *looks around worried*

Who's worried? ...and why are looking around them?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm over here. I'm paddling in my new incorrigable.

There bloomin' hard work. I've fallen in 6 times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm over here. I'm paddling in my new incorrigable.

There bloomin' hard work. I've fallen in 6 times.

Oh, so that's where or the splishy splashy sploshy is coming from... thought it were summat else, I kept getting excited

Is it time to put the Christmas tree up yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do low paid jockeys get taken for a ride?

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