FabSwingers.com forum: Next door neighbour moaning right NOW!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Live in semi detached house

Next door neighbours Mrs is in alone and can here her moaning !!!! The kids are there as well as can here them running around

Don't know what to do really wanna fuck the miserable cow lol but should I knock on ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be moaning if I had a load of kids running around at this time of the morning too.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Knock on the door and ask if all is okay or if she needs a hand with anything.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

How could you fuck her with her kids running round, don't think you have thought this through

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

If the kids are running around first thing in the morning, no wonder she's moaning. Are you going to offer to take them to the park and give her a break for an hour? That's very neighbourly of you, knock away!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'd be moaning if I had a load of kids running around at this time of the morning too."

Yeah me three

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Live in semi detached house

Next door neighbours Mrs is in alone and can here her moaning !!!! The kids are there as well as can here them running around

Don't know what to do really wanna fuck the miserable cow lol but should I knock on ??? "

Nooooooooooo. ...... leave well alone.

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's pleasuring herself can hear! Lived next door three years not heard anything

Sat here with dick in hand trying to decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay away, if my neighbour knocked on my door to tell me he had heard me masturbating I would avoid him like the plague from there on in!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"She's pleasuring herself can hear! Lived next door three years not heard anything

Sat here with dick in hand trying to decide "

How do you know she's alone,apart from the kid's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Husbands car has gone , heard him go

Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating

I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Oh my word...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go knock on the door with ur dick in ur hand !!! Women love that. Ur guarentee she will drop to her knees

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Husbands car has gone , heard him go

Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating

I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"

How do you think her husband will react when she tell's him you knocked on the wall. I presume you're just messing with us...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my word..."

exactly wanking my self senseless this end hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Husbands car has gone , heard him go

Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating

I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????

How do you think her husband will react when she tell's him you knocked on the wall. I presume you're just messing with us..."

Not in the slightest !! 110% genuine

I have no idea he can't know surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to go well...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really can't knock on tho as the kids are there

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I really can't knock on tho as the kids are there "

Well of course you can't you daft sod

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

When the cock goes hard the brain goes soft...

fraught with danger. .never ever shit on yr own doorstep. .

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

You saddo xxxx

Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really can't knock on tho as the kids are there "

Yea u can. Go for it quick. Before she finishes the job turns over and pretends she's asleep. Remember dick out and knock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You saddo xxxx

Suzi"

Help me suzi haha she must be pressed against wall now as really loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be stupid man, if there's kids running about she should be getting up to deal with them, not wanking.

If she's a miserable cow why do you want to fuck her anyway?

Her husband will most likely smack you one if you did.

Have you never heard the saying" don't Shit on your doorstep?"

Why are you posting it on here anyway?

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Knock on the wall see if you get another knock back then moan yourself at her call out her name

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the kids are around but you can hear her playing with herself.

Heavy night was it?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"You saddo xxxx

Suzi

Help me suzi haha she must be pressed against wall now as really loud"

Bloody hell she's dragging it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't be stupid man, if there's kids running about she should be getting up to deal with them, not wanking.

If she's a miserable cow why do you want to fuck her anyway?

Her husband will most likely smack you one if you did.

Have you never heard the saying" don't Shit on your doorstep?"

Why are you posting it on here anyway?

I wanna fuck her put a smile on that sour face ! And her husbands a cock

Her husband can try smack all he wants lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!

Did u knock tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even in the throws of passion she may well reject you......are you prepared for that ...

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

So you are listening , typing and wanking....... amazing

xxx Suzi

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!

I hate living in a semi,I want my detached back

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Please tell me this is a joke?

Makes me feel very uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you are listening , typing and wanking....... amazing

xxx Suzi"

Multi talented ha , she is quieting down a touch now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We know what you mean, we've had a wanker living next door for years , won't paint his fence, leaves his bins out all week never takes the Christmas decks down does our f----g head in.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Why on earth would you knock the wall to let her know that you know. Get a grip man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe she's just washing her hair with Herbal Essences

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

You done now, cuz I really need to go to bed.....

In fact , ya know what, I am going to bed, I will catch the next enthralling episode later xxxxx

Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me this is a joke?

Makes me feel very uncomfortable."

Very glad it isn't just me that feels that way

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

This is a fabulous Saturday morning read. Made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You saddo xxxx

Suzi

Help me suzi haha she must be pressed against wall now as really loud"

Ever seen the scene from 'when Harry met Sally' , in the coffee shop! I'd say she's messing with you as opposed to you messing with us!

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"Please tell me this is a joke?

Makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Very glad it isn't just me that feels that way

Yeah on a scale of creepy to rapey.... it's climbing well.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

"She's pleasuring herself can hear! Lived next door three years not heard anything

Sat here with dick in hand trying to decide "

Generally that is when many of life's bad decisions are made lol

Personally I'd stay away as if you deal her out you still have to live next to her.

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husbands car has gone , heard him go

Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating

I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"

I knocked out in morse code

-. --- ... . -.-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. //

Now stop bangin on my wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you ain't my neighbour!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Husband showed back up , game over lol

Just to clarify she knocked on the wall first ??

she didn't finish from what I could hear sure she will be back for more

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Like reading the daily sport all over again PMSL.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Husband showed back up , game over lol

Just to clarify she knocked on the wall first ??

she didn't finish from what I could hear sure she will be back for more "

Sounded like you knocked first not her!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Drill a glory hole through the wall and whack your dick through it, just hope she doesn't own a Rottweiler

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Please tell me this is a joke?

Makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Very glad it isn't just me that feels that way

Yeah on a scale of creepy to rapey.... it's climbing well. "

I don't think we should take this seriously

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Husband showed back up , game over lol

Just to clarify she knocked on the wall first ??

she didn't finish from what I could hear sure she will be back for more "

You're interpreting noises from your imagination. The moaning could have been the radio or the telly, the knocking could have been her sweeping the floor or dusting.

Even if she was masturbating in the privacy of her own home it has nothing whatsoever to do with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure she just didn't have a porn soundtrack on? Might not be her moaning? Or if it's a late teenage son there it might be his gf.

If it's any consolation, when I cum, the whole bloody road hears me and I don't care! No-one mentions it! They're either too polite or as deaf as door-posts!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Now I always thought it was a myth that men don't have enough blood in their body to maintain coherent thought and an errection at the same time. The OPs posts seems to prove that it isn't a myth after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course she might be already having an affair and having phonesex with her lover while her hubby's out. Your interest wouldn't help if this is true!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!

The male of the couple next door confided in us that he hears us fucking so gets up and has a wank while listening, we just laughed as we thought we were being as quiet as possible. We dont try to be quiet anymore as he hears anyway..He now complains its almost every night

Meh...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

All this makes me very glad we live in a detached house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol let us know if the situation has updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!

Meh...

The lucky bastard, I'd be wanking too!

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By *eafetyWoman
over a year ago

penarth

I remember reading what I hope was a joke about a man hearing his neibour moaning shouting and banging the wall so he had a wank ... turned out the neighbour had fallen and broken her hip and was shouting and banging to raise an alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you are listening , typing and wanking....... amazing

xxx Suzi"

It's a miracle,a multi tasking man!!

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Live in semi detached house

Next door neighbours Mrs is in alone and can here her moaning !!!! The kids are there as well as can here them running around

Don't know what to do really wanna fuck the miserable cow lol but should I knock on ??? "
I would prefer to respect a neighbours privacy and have better things to do in my life that wonder what a neighbour is doing . Their lives are non of my businness unless they are doing anything illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you are listening , typing and wanking....... amazing

xxx Suzi

It's a miracle,a multi tasking man!!

When it comes to wanking, we can do anything!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!

Did u knock tho lol"

On his door!? Hell no! I wouldn't shag him with yours!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!

Meh...

Ha ha! Its not so bad when you are a twosome, but just him listening is creepy to me - explains why he is so friendly to me but arsey with the old man though!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

There was probably a guy waiting in the wardrobe ...for her hubby to go out .

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Sat here with dick in hand trying to decide "

That's a deep thinking process in full motion...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I reckon she is just catching up on her soaps, it's all the women ever do on those

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I awoke at 3am to hear the women next door moaning like hell once.

Thought "my god, J is having some fun tonight". Then the noises got more pained and I thought she must be into BDSM. Then they moans got unbelievably loud.

Went out in the street and the neighbour the other side was there too. Called the cops and an ambulance.

Turns out poor woman was in a diabetic coma and could have died.

Still feel bad about my original prognosis

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By *unlovermeMan
over a year ago

lytham

Let's face it the OP is having a laugh here........if he was about to knock one out why on earth would be be in here as well?

Cock in hand and keying with the other hand?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Cock in hand and keying with the other hand?

That sums up my last five years mate. It's pretty common and accounts for a lot of the bad spelling and nonsensical messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, thats the mornings entertainment out the way...

NEXT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husbands car has gone , heard him go

Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating

I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"

***PLOT TWIST***

It was actually the wife who left in the husbands car and you've been pulling your plonker to the husband moaning.

Go knock and see if he wants a blowie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some things are really not for sharing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's another forum post where a woman's saying she's pretending to play with herself because it winds her desperate sad neighbour up. Hmmmm.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"There's another forum post where a woman's saying she's pretending to play with herself because it winds her desperate sad neighbour up. Hmmmm."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this woman in tesco, I am mostly sure she was completely naked under her clothes!

Should I knock on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just thinking maybe the husbands friend was in the house? lol

Serriosly if I was the OP I'd be asking myself if I should knock one out or do something to ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husbands car has gone , heard him go

Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating

I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"

Jackanory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else bothered that she was moaning enough for a neighbour to hear while her KIDS were home ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the comments about meeting with kids in the house and them hearing seeing them at it wouldn't this be the same. Mum playing with herself while kids are in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husbands car has gone , heard him go

Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating

I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"

Was it a bugger off I'm having a wank type knock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone else bothered that she was moaning enough for a neighbour to hear while her KIDS were home ?

No, because I think it all occurred in the OP's head, so the kids wouldn't hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It did occur in his head. What makes it more disturbing is that he had to make kids part of the story line. I bet the local kids have been told not to walk past his house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone else bothered that she was moaning enough for a neighbour to hear while her KIDS were home ?

No, because I think it all occurred in the OP's head, so the kids wouldn't hear it

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By *mandacdcumbriaTV/TS
over a year ago

carlisle.

id knock too mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my next door neighbour is always moaning.... you cant park there!

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

"Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us)"

He's creepy and weird because he could hear his neighbour masturbating?

I guess I must be creepy and weird because years ago I heard people having sex in the hotel room next to mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us)

He's creepy and weird because he could hear his neighbour masturbating?

I guess I must be creepy and weird because years ago I heard people having sex in the hotel room next to mine."

No, because he thinks it's acceptable to go knock on her door and proposition her, doubly wrong as her kids are in AND she is married.

Listen all you want but what the OP was proposing was creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even without the kids or husband in the equation, hearing or seeing a woman masterbate, even in a swingers club, is not normally considered an invitation. If she wanted you involved she would have asked.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us)

He's creepy and weird because he could hear his neighbour masturbating?

I guess I must be creepy and weird because years ago I heard people having sex in the hotel room next to mine."
However you did not post it on the internet or have rather unacceptable thoughts concerning a neighbour

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