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Re-incarnation!! You're fucked if you come back as a Chicken!!!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Well Hello there - Happy Friday!!!

During one of my frequent, not-quite-sane musings I pondered reincarnation - and what I definitely WOULDN'T like to come back as!

I decided that the last thing I'd want to come back as is a chicken! Appalling treatment, untimely death and shitting an egg every day in between - unless you're lucky enough to be a free range chicken owned by a vegetarian!

So - if you were re-incarnated - what would you least/most like to come back as - and why??

Huge Friday Hugs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spider. The most hated creature in the world.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"A spider. The most hated creature in the world."

I don't mind them - but I prefer them outside! At least the eat other pesky insects!

Now wasps I loathe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt want to come back as a spider as never liked them ... i would come back as a furry cute pussy cat ..as they have 9 lives ...even better

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Wouldnt want to come back as a spider as never liked them ... i would come back as a furry cute pussy cat ..as they have 9 lives ...even better "

Very true - and a nice life - unless you come back as a stray or a Kitten in China!!

A pampered house cat life would be rather lovely though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldnt want to come back as a spider as never liked them ... i would come back as a furry cute pussy cat ..as they have 9 lives ...even better

Very true - and a nice life - unless you come back as a stray or a Kitten in China!!

A pampered house cat life would be rather lovely though!! "

Got to be a pampered house cat ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug is the most disgusting creature on the planet

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"A slug is the most disgusting creature on the planet "

Agreed - time to get the salt out! Eeeurgh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they even have a purpose lol

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Do they even have a purpose lol"

Yes - they are there to piss gardeners off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A traffic warden or a dentist.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

A male praying mantis , as soon as it gets its end away it's partner bites its head off !!! Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken would be OK, so long as you come back on the right side of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a very bizzar film last nite about ants that try to take over the world. So I'll be a killer ant please. The one with the bitchin pincers. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Hello there - Happy Friday!!!

During one of my frequent, not-quite-sane musings I pondered reincarnation - and what I definitely WOULDN'T like to come back as!

I decided that the last thing I'd want to come back as is a chicken! Appalling treatment, untimely death and shitting an egg every day in between - unless you're lucky enough to be a free range chicken owned by a vegetarian!

So - if you were re-incarnated - what would you least/most like to come back as - and why??

Huge Friday Hugs!

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I'll come back as a chicken if you come back as a bug.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"A male praying mantis , as soon as it gets its end away it's partner bites its head off !!! Literally"

Ouch!!

Though coming back as a female praying mantis might be fun!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Well Hello there - Happy Friday!!!

During one of my frequent, not-quite-sane musings I pondered reincarnation - and what I definitely WOULDN'T like to come back as!

I decided that the last thing I'd want to come back as is a chicken! Appalling treatment, untimely death and shitting an egg every day in between - unless you're lucky enough to be a free range chicken owned by a vegetarian!

So - if you were re-incarnated - what would you least/most like to come back as - and why??

Huge Friday Hugs!

I'll come back as a chicken if you come back as a bug. "

Nooooo! Knowing my luck I'd be squished under a shoe within minutes!!

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

I'd come back as a parrot...... as all the ladies on here are after a cock or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd most like to come back as a bird. You get the freedom of the skies and don't have the intellegence to think your living conditions are unpleasant. Humming bird would be sweet.

I would not like to come back as a parasite that lives in the human gut. You'd just be covered in shit you whole life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least like to come back as pubic lice - surely the actual most unpopular creature?

Most like to come back as...well me of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't come back as a caterpillar...hell no XXX

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"A male praying mantis , as soon as it gets its end away it's partner bites its head off !!! Literally

Ouch!!

Though coming back as a female praying mantis might be fun! "

Sadist !!!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"A male praying mantis , as soon as it gets its end away it's partner bites its head off !!! Literally

Ouch!!

Though coming back as a female praying mantis might be fun!

Sadist !!!"

And your point is??

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'd most like to come back as a bird. You get the freedom of the skies and don't have the intellegence to think your living conditions are unpleasant. Humming bird would be sweet.

I would not like to come back as a parasite that lives in the human gut. You'd just be covered in shit you whole life."

Yeah - must be amazing to be able to fly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come back as a fab woman it would be easier to get a meet then.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

If I could be reincarnated I would Probably be the Great White shark in the movie Jaws, however I would avoid staying around one place for too long after the locals would try to hunt me down for eating their relatives...

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

What animal WOULDN'T you like to come back as?

*several answers about animals they would LOVE to be*.

Erm, reading is hard, isn't it? And concentrating.

I'd hate to be a donkey working in the sun, loaded with bricks or schoolchildren. Then again those caterpillars that wasps lay eggs in don't get a great life either, eaten alive from the inside. I'd kill myself if I came back as a centipede, fucking horrible, but that's more aesthetics than living conditions.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

You're fucked if you come back as a Chicken!!!

But FINGER LICKIN GOOD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is like to be reincarnated as a ladies bicycle seat... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re: spiders - i've read that people that have been tossers in a previous life come back as spiders, which is one reason they are universally disliked. They are repellant for a reason.

Knowing my luck i would come back as myself though....

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