FabSwingers.com forum: Looking for straight men

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi Guys. I have been asked to get a team of straight London Guys together for a single Female. Anyone interested ? She has stipulated the following requirements:-

1). Must be handsome. Whatever THAT is !

2). No facial hair.

3). Must not be bald or balding.

4). Caucasian.

5). 35-45 years old.

6). Non smoker.

7). 5`9”-5`11” tall

8). Athletic – Fit and toned without being over muscular).

9). No tattoos or piercings.

10). Reasonable intelligence and ability to hold a conversation.

11). Must be clean and presentable with good hygiene.

12). Must be fairly normal. Sorry , you got so far too. Just didn’t get the Bonus Ball !

Just ME then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Guys. I have been asked to get a team of straight London Guys together for a single Female. Anyone interested ? She has stipulated the following requirements:-

1). Must be handsome. Whatever THAT is !

2). No facial hair.

3). Must not be bald or balding.

4). Caucasian.

5). 35-45 years old.

6). Non smoker.

7). 5`9”-5`11” tall

8). Athletic – Fit and toned without being over muscular).

9). No tattoos or piercings.

10). Reasonable intelligence and ability to hold a conversation.

11). Must be clean and presentable with good hygiene.

12). Must be fairly normal. Sorry , you got so far too. Just didn’t get the Bonus Ball !

Just ME then ?

if u find any who fail the bald test send em my way !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will do that. Do you want the smelly ones too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will do that. Do you want the smelly ones too ?"

what part of those that fail the bald test didnt u get ???

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs

Hmmm - you can send the over muscular guys my way !

I can live with a bit of meat.

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like im going to have to shave my head and hit the weights then. Just give me three months for the extra muscle. Or maybe six ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha...is she not a member of this site? if she was, it would be a lot easier for her surely! how many is a team? (obviously not asking for myself...too far) just intrigued?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha jesus christ, best of luck with that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"haha...is she not a member of this site? if she was, it would be a lot easier for her surely! how many is a team? (obviously not asking for myself...too far) just intrigued?"

I have left the numbers open and havnt really asked how many she wants, although I think around three or four.I must admit I had expected a little more enthusiastic response. The only people that are interested in this BOYS post appear to be the Ladies. They are just so bloody nosey !!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

" The only people that are interested in this BOYS post appear to be the Ladies. They are just so bloody nosey !!!

Thats our job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha jesus christ, best of luck with that...."

Thanks. Why the "Jesus Christ " .? Is it Mission Impossible ? Which should we drop do you think ? Maybe allow a few smelly men in ? Or some ugly fat bald men. ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not sure why you are surprised, she wants all those things in a guy and only has a 10 year window. If you do a criteria search for all those things on here the long way i bet you wouldnt come up with many that match that description. But if you find a group of men like that bloody good luck to her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" The only people that are interested in this BOYS post appear to be the Ladies. They are just so bloody nosey !!!

Thats our job

And a Hobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not sure why you are surprised, she wants all those things in a guy and only has a 10 year window. If you do a criteria search for all those things on here the long way i bet you wouldnt come up with many that match that description. But if you find a group of men like that bloody good luck to her"

I dont really want to go sniffing through all the mens profiles really. I couldnt take all those cock pics. Oh , and I didnt mention - NO LARGE COCKS ! Thats my own criteria though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont really want to go sniffing through all the mens profiles really. I couldnt take all those cock pics. Oh , and I didnt mention - NO LARGE COCKS ! Thats my own criteria though."

Is sniffing mens profiles a new fetish

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Haha jesus christ, best of luck with that...."

Pretty much what I thought! And if you have any geeky sorts left over, send them north!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha jesus christ, best of luck with that....

Pretty much what I thought! And if you have any geeky sorts left over, send them north!

We have to protect the brand, so no lowering of standards. We just have to think of a team name now. The dirty dozen maybe ?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

good luck. you havent a hope in hell. lol prob 2 out of 10 will turn up. x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Haha jesus christ, best of luck with that....

Pretty much what I thought! And if you have any geeky sorts left over, send them north!

We have to protect the brand, so no lowering of standards. We just have to think of a team name now. The dirty dozen maybe ? "

How about "The impossible dream team"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont really want to go sniffing through all the mens profiles really. I couldnt take all those cock pics. Oh , and I didnt mention - NO LARGE COCKS ! Thats my own criteria though."

haha....have you not seen half the guys who have been fathered by donkeys on here?!?! i reckon, some of their mothers gave birth near a nuclear power plant or something lol i might have applied if i was closer....but a previous post was right...some just do a no show!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ok i just did an advanced search, i searched for guys in london or could travel and on the whole site i found 8 guys that good fit your description and that wasnt even clicking to see if they had piercings or what their height was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good luck. you havent a hope in hell. lol prob 2 out of 10 will turn up. x"

Yes we know the odds of them turning up. I know a dozen suitable candidates myself that would be well up for it, but I sure as hell dont want to ask THEM !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame I'm to young. Sounds like fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shame I'm to young. Sounds like fun."

Now thats not fair. If I say thats O.K. I will look like im weak and backing down. But as long as you have a smaller c**k than me you could well be in. She didnt specify an exact age though. That was my interpretation.Same with height.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"good luck. you havent a hope in hell. lol prob 2 out of 10 will turn up. x

Yes we know the odds of them turning up. I know a dozen suitable candidates myself that would be well up for it, but I sure as hell dont want to ask THEM !"

why on earth not?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Damn sorry, can't help you there.....

Unless you really want to?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hi Guys. I have been asked to get a team of straight London Guys together for a single Female. Anyone interested ? She has stipulated the following requirements:-

1). Must be handsome. Whatever THAT is !

2). No facial hair.

3). Must not be bald or balding.

4). Caucasian.

5). 35-45 years old.

6). Non smoker.

7). 5`9”-5`11” tall

8). Athletic – Fit and toned without being over muscular).

9). No tattoos or piercings.

10). Reasonable intelligence and ability to hold a conversation.

11). Must be clean and presentable with good hygiene.

12). Must be fairly normal. Sorry , you got so far too. Just didn’t get the Bonus Ball !

Just ME then ?

maye be next time i have list as well mines long like yours as well good luck you need a CRB as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good luck. you havent a hope in hell. lol prob 2 out of 10 will turn up. x

Yes we know the odds of them turning up. I know a dozen suitable candidates myself that would be well up for it, but I sure as hell dont want to ask THEM !

Dont want skin on skin contact with my pals !

why on earth not?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good luck. you havent a hope in hell. lol prob 2 out of 10 will turn up. x

Yes we know the odds of them turning up. I know a dozen suitable candidates myself that would be well up for it, but I sure as hell dont want to ask THEM !

why on earth not?"

Try again - Because I dont want skin on skin contact with my Pals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol y does my cock have to be smaller than yours? But I cud be up for it if she is willing to be a little flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"good luck. you havent a hope in hell. lol prob 2 out of 10 will turn up. x

Yes we know the odds of them turning up. I know a dozen suitable candidates myself that would be well up for it, but I sure as hell dont want to ask THEM !

why on earth not?

Try again - Because I dont want skin on skin contact with my Pals "

Only a question no need for sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Guys. I have been asked to get a team of straight London Guys together for a single Female. Anyone interested ? She has stipulated the following requirements:-

1). Must be handsome. Whatever THAT is !

2). No facial hair.

3). Must not be bald or balding.

4). Caucasian.

5). 35-45 years old.

6). Non smoker.

7). 5`9”-5`11” tall

8). Athletic – Fit and toned without being over muscular).

9). No tattoos or piercings.

10). Reasonable intelligence and ability to hold a conversation.

11). Must be clean and presentable with good hygiene.

12). Must be fairly normal. Sorry , you got so far too. Just didn’t get the Bonus Ball !

Just ME then ?

maye be next time i have list as well mines long like yours as well good luck you need a CRB as well

How did you know I had a long one ? We would certainly check them out. Well, she would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good luck. you havent a hope in hell. lol prob 2 out of 10 will turn up. x

Yes we know the odds of them turning up. I know a dozen suitable candidates myself that would be well up for it, but I sure as hell dont want to ask THEM !

why on earth not?

Try again - Because I dont want skin on skin contact with my Pals

Only a question no need for sarcasm "

Sorry, it was not sarcasm. I tried to reply but cocked it up, so I tried again.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So they are not suitable candidates then after all. Or why not let them all do it and you not. 12 of them and one of you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Think my back can about manage that

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs

- And they have to have smaller cocks than you ??

Oooooo insecurity and inferiority complexes rule ok, eh ?

Oh dear.

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- And they have to have smaller cocks than you ??

Oooooo insecurity and inferiority complexes rule ok, eh ?

Oh dear.

Jane x"

that really made me smile too ..they can have all those wonderful attributes but still have to have a smaller cock than the OP ..is he bringing the tape measure to the interviews or just the sky remote as a yardstick ?....im so nosey me ......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

and the fact that they cant be more than an inch taller than the op either

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Looking at the ladies 'criteria' which is fine as its her meeting, you will need to have about 40 guys who meet the list.

finding the right number will be pretty much impossible given the criteria set and the drop out/dreamers and timewasters rate, hope you get it sorted.

might be an idea to find out from her how many she will be comfortable with, allways a good start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the fact that they cant be more than an inch taller than the op either"

and only a year older

i bet he doesnt want anyone better looking either ....... or fitter..or with bigger feet ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be more about what you want for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont really want to go sniffing through all the mens profiles really. I couldnt take all those cock pics. Oh , and I didnt mention - NO LARGE COCKS ! Thats my own criteria though.

Is sniffing mens profiles a new fetish

Sometimes I am so bloody grateful that you can't smell what you are looking at on here

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

That's me out, I fail 5 of the first 7 tests

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