FabSwingers.com forum: I am skint

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do people state they 'are skint' or other simular status updates? What is their motivation??

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Why do people state they 'are skint' or other simular status updates? What is their motivation??

It usually precedes a message offering 'services' for cash

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

It's been known for people to try and be subtle in looking for paid work on here.....

Or maybe it's just a rant?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people state they 'are skint' or other simular status updates? What is their motivation??

It usually precedes a message offering 'services' for cash "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say that i have ever seen such a status....yet!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Because elephants grow big willies and every silver lining has a cloud?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because elephants grow big willies and every silver lining has a cloud?"

Are you skint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen those sorts of status..

I only ever see...'thanks for a great night.. you know who you are'

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Why do people state they 'are skint' or other simular status updates? What is their motivation??

cash methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

The best a profile names implying such things..fee and fun in your user name is a bit if a give away

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Can't say that i have ever seen such a status....yet!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen one of those myself... Normally see someone moaning or saying how much they'd love a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop "

In that case, bend over and take my 7 inch fake todgerup ya booty

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The best a profile names implying such things..fee and fun in your user name is a bit if a give away"

This may explain why I keep gettng messages from "meets4cash"

Damn, proper thought Id scored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop

In that case, bend over and take my 7 inch fake todgerup ya booty

The trick is to drop the quavers on the floor! I won't need asking then

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Never seen one of those myself... Normally see someone... saying how much they'd love a blow job

Are you stalking me?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop "

Would u clean my car Inside and out? I hate doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen one of those myself... Normally see someone... saying how much they'd love a blow job

Are you stalking me?"

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop

Would u clean my car Inside and out? I hate doing it!"

If you make the quavers a grab bag size! Or even one of them huge sharing bags I don't like to share would be better

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop

Would u clean my car Inside and out? I hate doing it!

If you make the quavers a grab bag size! Or even one of them huge sharing bags I don't like to share would be better

How about a 12 pack and you can eat them.off of me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop

Would u clean my car Inside and out? I hate doing it!

If you make the quavers a grab bag size! Or even one of them huge sharing bags I don't like to share would be better

How about a 12 pack and you can eat them.off of me?

You my dear have a deal!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm not skint, but ill do anything for a packet of quavers and a panda pop

Would u clean my car Inside and out? I hate doing it!

If you make the quavers a grab bag size! Or even one of them huge sharing bags I don't like to share would be better

How about a 12 pack and you can eat them.off of me?

You my dear have a deal! "

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*small voice* I am skint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh - i was going to say so am i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might ask if there are any chiropodists near me.

Sex for feet descaling.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't seen this but I only see guys statues. Bit odd tho

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Maybe to keep away the people who write 'I love being spoilt' or 'treat me to new high heels and...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

Yeah, a swinging site is allways a good place to find financial advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to keep away the people who write 'I love being spoilt' or 'treat me to new high heels and...'"

Surely some statuses are not that Cheeky?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

Yeah, a swinging site is allways a good place to find financial advice

But it is a good site to find a sugar daddy! Maybe that's why they write it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

Yeah, a swinging site is allways a good place to find financial advice

But it is a good site to find a sugar daddy! Maybe that's why they write it

A sugar daddy? Is that just a regular 'client'?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Maybe to keep away the people who write 'I love being spoilt' or 'treat me to new high heels and...'

Surely some statuses are not that Cheeky?!

Correct Dark Angel. Some statuses are not that cheeky.....but some profiles and statuses are pretty blatant about the incentives they want, or in some cases, expect.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

Yeah, a swinging site is allways a good place to find financial advice

Forgot sorry you have to be cold and callous to swing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to keep away the people who write 'I love being spoilt' or 'treat me to new high heels and...'

Surely some statuses are not that Cheeky?!

they are - and i hate it - but if folk are mad enough to part with money or services for nothing or the promise of a shag good luck to them - and i dont mean in an uncharitable way as some people genuinely need help - but some people(mostly women ) just ask for gifts of underwear - shoes- meals out - lifts here and there - for nothing more than a thanks if youre that fortunate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people state they 'are skint' or other simular status updates? What is their motivation??

You can message and say I am skint too! How can we move forward from here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked on here to lend someone a tenner as their pay was fucked up. I blocked them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

Yeah, a swinging site is allways a good place to find financial advice

Forgot sorry you have to be cold and callous to swing...."

No , just naive and gullible

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've seen a few statuses from ladies and couples that are in a similar vein.. I'd guess a guy posting it would receive little attention where as a lady or couple would likely receive far more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

Yeah, a swinging site is allways a good place to find financial advice

But it is a good site to find a sugar daddy! Maybe that's why they write it

A sugar daddy? Is that just a regular 'client'?"

I suppose it depends on everybody's personal definition of the term

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they are just frustrated and have no one to chat with about financial issues...

Yeah, a swinging site is allways a good place to find financial advice

But it is a good site to find a sugar daddy! Maybe that's why they write it

A sugar daddy? Is that just a regular 'client'?

I suppose it depends on everybody's personal definition of the term

My definition is gifts or cash for sexual favours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

Can't afford a curly wurly but we have a kit Kat we are willing to share with you........ one finger or two ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

Can't afford a curly wurly but we have a kit Kat we are willing to share with you........ one finger or two ?"

I'm greedy can I have two please?

I am astounded you think there will be time to 'have a break have a kit kat'

After maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

Can't afford a curly wurly but we have a kit Kat we are willing to share with you........ one finger or two ?

I'm greedy can I have two please?

I am astounded you think there will be time to 'have a break have a kit kat'

After maybe?

Before....... you're gonna need the energy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 4 profiles currently indicating financial hardship.

Perhaps we should start a food bank?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

Can't afford a curly wurly but we have a kit Kat we are willing to share with you........ one finger or two ?

I'm greedy can I have two please?

I am astounded you think there will be time to 'have a break have a kit kat'

After maybe?

Before....... you're gonna need the energy ! "

Best have 4 fingers then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

Can't afford a curly wurly but we have a kit Kat we are willing to share with you........ one finger or two ?

I'm greedy can I have two please?

I am astounded you think there will be time to 'have a break have a kit kat'

After maybe?

Before....... you're gonna need the energy !

Best have 4 fingers then "

Greed ! What are we gonna eat ??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

Can't afford a curly wurly but we have a kit Kat we are willing to share with you........ one finger or two ?

I'm greedy can I have two please?

I am astounded you think there will be time to 'have a break have a kit kat'

After maybe?

Before....... you're gonna need the energy !

Best have 4 fingers then

Greed ! What are we gonna eat ??"

You really want me to answer that here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm, one or two posters offering themselves for money or even for a holey chocolate covered caramel confectionery..... isn't there a word for that?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Mmmmm, one or two posters offering themselves for money or even for a holey chocolate covered caramel confectionery..... isn't there a word for that?

Oh behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm skint

Anyone want to buy me a curly wurly please?

Can't afford a curly wurly but we have a kit Kat we are willing to share with you........ one finger or two ?

I'm greedy can I have two please?

I am astounded you think there will be time to 'have a break have a kit kat'

After maybe?

Before....... you're gonna need the energy !

Best have 4 fingers then

Greed ! What are we gonna eat ??

You really want me to answer that here?

No - darkside

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Why do people state they 'are skint' or other simular status updates? What is their motivation??

I do it to stop *those* profiles from PMing us and asking if we want to meet/come to their "party".

It works a treat.

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mmmmm, one or two posters offering themselves for a holey chocolate covered caramel confectionery..... isn't there a word for that?

Mars bar?

Point them my way & tell them I have a half-eaten bar of Sainsburys Basic chocolate

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm, one or two posters offering themselves for money or even for a holey chocolate covered caramel confectionery..... isn't there a word for that?

Oh behave

It's Saturday night I'm stone cold sober and bored, am I not allowed any fun?

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