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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Deja vue

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we'll find one in the next 176 posts, fingers crossed

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Maybe we'll find one in the next 176 posts, fingers crossed "

What are you doing so far away

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Yeah me "

I've told you, I'm not moving to Hove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady seeks.... FB

- GSOH

- Dashing to the eye

- Holds a conversation

- Funny

- Charming

- Not close by

- Sexperimental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we'll find one in the next 176 posts, fingers crossed

What are you doing so far away "

Life's cruel isn't it, drop me a message if you'd like, I would but I'm outside of your filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in..

Although my inbox seems rather...'out',

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in..

Although my inbox seems rather...'out', "

Why is EVERYBODY from the East Midlands, it's turning into a sick joke now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we'll find one in the next 176 posts, fingers crossed

What are you doing so far away

Life's cruel isn't it, drop me a message if you'd like, I would but I'm outside of your filters"

i think your inbox is having problems lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here, although I fear a report of loitering may follow

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Look for Me on page 1

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm still in..

Although my inbox seems rather...'out',

Why is EVERYBODY from the East Midlands, it's turning into a sick joke now "

It's the best place to live

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yeah me

I've told you, I'm not moving to Hove "

Playing hard to get

Right...

Anyone in Sussex? We'll start there....

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Yeah me

I've told you, I'm not moving to Hove

Playing hard to get

Right...

Anyone in Sussex? We'll start there.... "

Excellent plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we'll find one in the next 176 posts, fingers crossed

What are you doing so far away

Life's cruel isn't it, drop me a message if you'd like, I would but I'm outside of your filters

i think your inbox is having problems lol"

It really is, having the same problem again now, saying I can't reply due to age filters, even though you messaged me first, sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we'll find one in the next 176 posts, fingers crossed

What are you doing so far away

Life's cruel isn't it, drop me a message if you'd like, I would but I'm outside of your filters

i think your inbox is having problems lol

It really is, having the same problem again now, saying I can't reply due to age filters, even though you messaged me first, sorry OP "

oh dear. you should contact admin

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

Hmmm FWB required. Enquire within.

Smiles given and received gratefully

Must be happy to be kissed, caressed and teased for prolonged periods. With the promise of fulfilling gratification eventually.

Ideally comfortable curling up and snuggling.

Occasional bouts of darker play.

Overall supportive, fun person looking for excitement of both mind and body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeking single female FWB

Preferably kinky or willing to be corrupted

Bi or bi-curious an advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we'll find one in the next 176 posts, fingers crossed "

You'll fo fine me ole chippa, keep ya pecker up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who has:

Fuller figure

Aged 25 - 50

Enjoys going out for meals

Going to gigs/concerts

Doesnt mind a man in green

Enjoys travelling

And i am willing to travel

Enjoys the club scene

And can accomodate (alas i cannot)

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Wanted FWB

Female 25-55

Must like:

walking aimlessly in countryside, watching movies good & bad, curling up on sofas with wine...

Ideally a kinky minx that will keep me on my toes whilst receiving caresses, kisses, strokes and more..experimental, love lingerie, being photographed and visiting new places

What I have to offer:

Cute bum

Hairy chest

Own home

I bake....lots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me....

Thinking my FWB will defo be on Page 3 lol

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Wanted FWB

Female 25-55

Must like:

walking aimlessly in countryside, watching movies good & bad, curling up on sofas with wine...

Ideally a kinky minx that will keep me on my toes whilst receiving caresses, kisses, strokes and more..experimental, love lingerie, being photographed and visiting new places

What I have to offer:

Cute bum

Hairy chest

Own home

I bake....lots!

"

You only had to send me a face pic

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Someone who has:

Fuller figure

Aged 25 - 50

Enjoys going out for meals

Going to gigs/concerts

Doesnt mind a man in green

Enjoys travelling

And i am willing to travel

Enjoys the club scene

And can accomodate (alas i cannot)"

You've upped your age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has:

Fuller figure

Aged 25 - 50

Enjoys going out for meals

Going to gigs/concerts

Doesnt mind a man in green

Enjoys travelling

And i am willing to travel

Enjoys the club scene

And can accomodate (alas i cannot)

You've upped your age range "

Thought i better try match my profile age range since i set it

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"Wanted FWB

Female 25-55

Must like:

walking aimlessly in countryside, watching movies good & bad, curling up on sofas with wine...

Ideally a kinky minx that will keep me on my toes whilst receiving caresses, kisses, strokes and more..experimental, love lingerie, being photographed and visiting new places

What I have to offer:

Cute bum

Hairy chest

Own home

I bake....lots!

You only had to send me a face pic"

Would love to but out of your age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Yeah me

I've told you, I'm not moving to Hove

Playing hard to get

Right...

Anyone in Sussex? We'll start there.... "

west sussex here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, we've been looking for a guy for ages to be my fb.

So....I'd like:

A man who would like to meet on a semi regular basis. He would ideally like to have some threesomes (mfm) and also meet just me on occasion.

I'd prefer brown hair, a handsome face, a sense of humor and wit. Someone I could have good conversation with but who would also like to experiement with our cloths off

So, let's get a drink, spend some time talking, get a hotel room, and see where the night takes us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex "

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, we've been looking for a guy for ages to be my fb.

So....I'd like:

A man who would like to meet on a semi regular basis. He would ideally like to have some threesomes (mfm) and also meet just me on occasion.

Throws hat in the ring

I'd prefer brown hair, a handsome face, a sense of humor and wit. Someone I could have good conversation with but who would also like to experiement with our cloths off

So, let's get a drink, spend some time talking, get a hotel room, and see where the night takes us "

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde


"Ok, we've been looking for a guy for ages to be my fb.

So....I'd like:

A man who would like to meet on a semi regular basis. He would ideally like to have some threesomes (mfm) and also meet just me on occasion.

I'd prefer brown hair, a handsome face, a sense of humor and wit. Someone I could have good conversation with but who would also like to experiement with our cloths off

So, let's get a drink, spend some time talking, get a hotel room, and see where the night takes us "

Nicely written. Sounds very enticing.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm definitely in, particularly for a masculine fit guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m still looking XXX

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre


"Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex "

Ooh did someone say food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, we've been looking for a guy for ages to be my fb.

So....I'd like:

A man who would like to meet on a semi regular basis. He would ideally like to have some threesomes (mfm) and also meet just me on occasion.

I'd prefer brown hair, a handsome face, a sense of humor and wit. Someone I could have good conversation with but who would also like to experiement with our cloths off

So, let's get a drink, spend some time talking, get a hotel room, and see where the night takes us "

You must have been thinking of me when you wrote this... Although my hair is black

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"Ok, we've been looking for a guy for ages to be my fb.

So....I'd like:

A man who would like to meet on a semi regular basis. He would ideally like to have some threesomes (mfm) and also meet just me on occasion.

I'd prefer brown hair, a handsome face, a sense of humor and wit. Someone I could have good conversation with but who would also like to experiement with our cloths off

So, let's get a drink, spend some time talking, get a hotel room, and see where the night takes us "

Damn..wish I had brown hair. ..or any hair for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex

Ooh did someone say food!"

Throughout the whole post, food was the major point I had to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be quite interested in finding a new friends if they come with added benefits too then that would be amazing.

I can offer, stimulating chat, humour, sarcasm, and interests in a range of subjects so I'm sure we will find common ground.

I am a great listener happy to share your hopes and fears, joy and sorrow offering empathy and a shoulder to cry on, with sound non judgmental advice.

I am happy to play slowly and sensuously, or hard and fast as the situation occurs and I'm as happy to play one to one or in groups.

I can both travel and accommodate and am happy to do either for a good friend.

If you think I can offer what you're looking for then a message would be wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last one drew a blank

So anyone with a pulse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a good dream to have. I am looking for a fb. I got lots of free time after the gym and would like a mature woman with big boobs and if you got a garden we could have barbecues in the summer time

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"It is a good dream to have. I am looking for a fb. I got lots of free time after the gym and would like a mature woman with big boobs and if you got a garden we could have barbecues in the summer time "

Awww that's sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone much, much younger. Slim, sexually deviant and a good singing voice would be great.

Yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is a good dream to have. I am looking for a fb. I got lots of free time after the gym and would like a mature woman with big boobs and if you got a garden we could have barbecues in the summer time

Awww that's sweet "

Thanks yes and I would bring the haribos too

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"It is a good dream to have. I am looking for a fb. I got lots of free time after the gym and would like a mature woman with big boobs and if you got a garden we could have barbecues in the summer time

Awww that's sweet Thanks yes and I would bring the haribos too "

They'd melt on the BBQ though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is a good dream to have. I am looking for a fb. I got lots of free time after the gym and would like a mature woman with big boobs and if you got a garden we could have barbecues in the summer time

Awww that's sweet Thanks yes and I would bring the haribos too

They'd melt on the BBQ though "

That is right they would, but we would of had it after the burgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for a fwb curvaceous attractive ladies make yourselves known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex

Ooh did someone say food!

Throughout the whole post, food was the major point I had to make "

Id quite happily cook for you

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I'm looking for a fwb curvaceous attractive ladies make yourselves known "

Are you saying the ladies who've already posted aren't?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a fwb curvaceous attractive ladies make yourselves known

Are you saying the ladies who've already posted aren't?! "

Not at all! Just if they're interested in me I want them to make themselves known! You look stunning by the way

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Second time lucky??

*WANTED* Fwbs who are

~ Within a 30 min drive

~ Able to accommodate

~ Available during the day

~ A minimum 5'10

~ Built like a brick shithouse

~ A top kisser

~ Reasonable eye candy

~ Preferably a repeater

~ Happy to have lunch occasionally

~ Into shibari

~ Between 36-52

  

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Good idea to repost the advert

NEW FWB WANTED

To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:

- Sexy

- Intelligent

- Funny

- Happy to go to the cinema

- Happy to do other social stuff

- Nice

- Honest

- Genuinely single

- Reasonable local

- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned

- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend

- Able to meet relatively often

- Sane

This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males.

This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.

If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead


"I,m still looking XXX"

You say that you are not looking for a fwb on your profile :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FWB

Be between 21 and 50

be able to accommodate evenings and weekends.

enjoy oral and kissing

maybe a club visit in the future.

within 50 miles of my location.

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By *amie_leighWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Looking for fwb - tall younger man with a sense of humour

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

What I'm looking for is a lady that is good company who enjoys having a laugh. Don't have a particular type as personality is important. Must be within an hours drive. So if your interested get in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well give this another go...

My ideal fwb would:

Be preferably older

Be able to accommodate

Be localish (within an hour drive)

Be able to have a laugh

Be flirty

Have curves

Like to dress up for bed (stocking, outfits etc)

Be open minded and likes trying new things.

And honest about whether they are married or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Second time lucky??

*WANTED* Fwbs who are

~ Within a 30 min drive

~ Able to accommodate

~ Available during the day

~ A minimum 5'10

~ Built like a brick shithouse

~ A top kisser

~ Reasonable eye candy

~ Preferably a repeater

~ Happy to have lunch occasionally

~ Into shibari

~ Between 36-52

   "

Thanks to google id like to apply

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I'm here if someone wants a regular fwb, I'm single so I don't have to cancel meets. Or rush meets because I've told my wife I'm doing a few hours overtime etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll post again

Looking for FB FWB

Age range 25 45

Good personality

Enjoy a laugh

Enjoys meals out or home cooked yes I can cook

Doesn't take life to serious

Gets my sense of humour

Local if possible but I can travel

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Well I'll post again

Looking for FB FWB

Age range 25 45

Good personality

Enjoy a laugh

Enjoys meals out or home cooked yes I can cook

Doesn't take life to serious

Gets my sense of humour

Local if possible but I can travel "

Too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'll post again

Looking for FB FWB

Age range 25 45

Good personality

Enjoy a laugh

Enjoys meals out or home cooked yes I can cook

Doesn't take life to serious

Gets my sense of humour

Local if possible but I can travel

Too old "

Im too far kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll post again

Looking for FB FWB

Age range 25 55

Good personality

Enjoy a laugh

Enjoys meals out or home cooked yes I can cook

Doesn't take life to serious

Gets my sense of humour

Local if possible but I can travel

Changed age bracket to match age bracket in profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind a FWB

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Well I'll post again

Looking for FB FWB

Age range 25 55

Good personality

Enjoy a laugh

Enjoys meals out or home cooked yes I can cook

Doesn't take life to serious

Gets my sense of humour

Local if possible but I can travel

Changed age bracket to match age bracket in profile "

Oooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last past proved fruitful, butt just in case there is that mighty 40" I've been dreaming about .

Wanted:

Female

18-29 (flexible)

Hairy down south

Slim waist

40" Tushy

Redhead/Brunette

Breast size irrelevant

Local

Frisky/Kinky

Independent/strong willed (very important)

Does not smoke

Must enjoy watching Game of Thrones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'll post again

Looking for FB FWB

Age range 25 55

Good personality

Enjoy a laugh

Enjoys meals out or home cooked yes I can cook

Doesn't take life to serious

Gets my sense of humour

Local if possible but I can travel

Changed age bracket to match age bracket in profile

Oooo "

Ooo hello

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Oooo

Ooo hello "

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Hello London calling.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's Eurovision

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

FWB WANTED IN MARGATE

must be and enjoy the following

Walks on the cost

Ative sports (eg) bolling ect

Watching films in the sinemar

Going out to eat

Having lots of fun in dors and Mabey even out dors to lol

If pos not smoking if your a smoker

Must be femail

Must be understanding cos of condishouns (eg) my aspurgies

Must have a good sence of houmer

Must have a fun happy pursurnaltey

Must be willing to pay Thar harf of the bills

Must be aball to accommodate

Must be local or happy to drive down oftoun

Must want reglour meet's for......

Social meets / fun meets / or both

NOT TOO INPORNTOUNT but if you think mackip is NOT the most inporntount thing on earth you get bonus points cos I like a natrall.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

I'm getting my cv together,, will send it out see if I can attract a fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting my cv together,, will send it out see if I can attract a fb "

Your cv needs to land on my desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal FWB would be kind and patient. A good communicator who is emotionally literate.

He would be equally at home in a tent or a posh hotel, like weekends away and picnics on the beach.

He would be sensual and enjoy foreplay but be able to take control when the time was right. Equally willing to submit to my ministrations when the whim takes me.

So if you are a bit dom with a soft centre, like to play and happy to engage in social activities as well as private time, drop me a line. I may bite...gently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ideal FWB would be kind and patient. A good communicator who is emotionally literate.

He would be equally at home in a tent or a posh hotel, like weekends away and picnics on the beach.

He would be sensual and enjoy foreplay but be able to take control when the time was right. Equally willing to submit to my ministrations when the whim takes me.

So if you are a bit dom with a soft centre, like to play and happy to engage in social activities as well as private time, drop me a line. I may bite...gently."

Crikey that's articulate and insightful for this time of night on a Saturday.

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

I'm in but my inbox has definitely healed up... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ideal FWB would be kind and patient. A good communicator who is emotionally literate.

He would be equally at home in a tent or a posh hotel, like weekends away and picnics on the beach.

He would be sensual and enjoy foreplay but be able to take control when the time was right. Equally willing to submit to my ministrations when the whim takes me.

So if you are a bit dom with a soft centre, like to play and happy to engage in social activities as well as private time, drop me a line. I may bite...gently.

Crikey that's articulate and insightful for this time of night on a Saturday. "

What can I say? Just that kind of gal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ideal FWB would be kind and patient. A good communicator who is emotionally literate.

He would be equally at home in a tent or a posh hotel, like weekends away and picnics on the beach.

He would be sensual and enjoy foreplay but be able to take control when the time was right. Equally willing to submit to my ministrations when the whim takes me.

So if you are a bit dom with a soft centre, like to play and happy to engage in social activities as well as private time, drop me a line. I may bite...gently.

Crikey that's articulate and insightful for this time of night on a Saturday.

What can I say? Just that kind of gal."

Lovely!

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London


"

Lady seeks.... FB

- GSOH

- Dashing to the eye

- Holds a conversation

- Funny

- Charming

- Not close by

- Sexperimental"

Can I buy you a drink and see how many boxes we each tick for the other? At the very least I get good eye and arm candy and you get a free drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a Fwb who makes a mean bacon sandwich

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

Seeking a woman/couple

Good sence of humor and likes to fuck.

Simple man simple plesures

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton


"Looking for a Fwb who makes a mean bacon sandwich "

Red or brown sauce??

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Anyone in dorset ideally bi female or bi female couples but genuine friendly trustworthy is crucial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a Fwb who makes a mean bacon sandwich "

Served naked with a smile

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Looking for a Fwb who makes a mean bacon sandwich "

Friend with bacon. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a Fwb who makes a mean bacon sandwich

Served naked with a smile "

dont forget the brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same again.

Between 10-15 miles away

Funny

Non clingy

Fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definately in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in still waiting to give someone best 30 seconds of their life

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We're looking for the elusive and exclusive female to join us for threesome fun. Hopefully if all goes well will become regular with them.

Check us out ladies.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Same again.

Between 10-15 miles away

Funny

Non clingy

Fit as fuck"

Move house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no match then oh well

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By *EATHERLOVER02Man
over a year ago

manchester

Yeah me please

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Remember you need to be messaging people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember you need to be messaging people "

Iv had someone message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid back guy seeks:

Gsoh

Can hold a conversation

Slim or curvy

Open minded

Laid back woman who enjoys fine dining and a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the prowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gentleman seeking:

slim - curvy

gsoh

easy on the eye

wearer of elegant lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

London area,

Easy going

High sex drive

Seeking

Horny lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fine looking people on here, great bodies, hansome/ pretty.

Been good to have a perve today, so thankyou

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"

Lady seeks.... FB

- GSOH

- Dashing to the eye

- Holds a conversation

- Funny

- Charming

- Not close by

- Sexperimental"

How far away is not close by?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for FB / FWB, Lincoln(ish)

Must enjoy kissing, love to receive oral, massage and enjoy both slow gentle and good hard fucking.

Should be able to meet quite regularly, enjoy conversation, GSOH, enjoy giving oral, having post sex cuddles and stroking.

May play with others, entice to clubs, have fun with toys and push a few kink boundaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady seeks FWB

Local

Over 5'9

Open minded

GSOH

Funny

Must like outdoor fun

Able to accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for someone local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted fwb either single woman or hot wife

Must like...sex?

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

My whole profile is a fwb ad

:/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect nothing.. i wasn't disappointed

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

My profile states what I seek but in all honesty, it's been years and years since I was submissive so I probably would no longer know where to begin! All a bit too late now and I am too old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has:

Fuller figure

Aged 25 - 50

Enjoys going out for meals

Going to gigs/concerts

Doesnt mind a man in green

Enjoys travelling

And i am willing to travel

Enjoys the club scene

And can accomodate (alas i cannot)"

Dam no sneaky into the block then

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Mostly looking for someone with a pulse and near by

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Remember you need to be messaging people

Iv had someone message me "

Good work

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"My whole profile is a fwb ad

:/"

It occurred to me in the night that that's probably a good idea

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche

Me!

And for gohs sake, why is it so difficult to find!!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Me!

And for gohs sake, why is it so difficult to find!!

"

One of Fab's mysteries

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche


"Wanted FWB

Female 25-55

Must like:

walking aimlessly in countryside, watching movies good & bad, curling up on sofas with wine...

Ideally a kinky minx that will keep me on my toes whilst receiving caresses, kisses, strokes and more..experimental, love lingerie, being photographed and visiting new places

What I have to offer:

Cute bum

Hairy chest

Own home

I bake....lots!

"

Ooh, hello.

Baking huh! Can you cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would definitely be up for a regular fwb

Mrs magic

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Someone who has:

Fuller figure

Aged 25 - 50

Enjoys going out for meals

Going to gigs/concerts

Doesnt mind a man in green

Enjoys travelling

And i am willing to travel

Enjoys the club scene

And can accomodate (alas i cannot)

Dam no sneaky into the block then "

Message him, he's at work for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for local guy in mint condition. No antiques but brand new not essential. Own premises and teeth vital. Sense of humour and winning smile non negotiable. Lincoln area. Open to offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem, can I be of assistance to anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???"

Wow your definitely up my street x

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???"

Why's lincoln so far....?

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex "

The really important question is to you come as a seperate desssert or as a second dessert?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x "

Up mine too but he doesn't want me

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Why's lincoln so far....? "

It's not for some of us

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ahem, can I be of assistance to anyone? "

So tall but so far away

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???"

I'm considering relocating...Lincoln perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

I'm considering relocating...Lincoln perhaps "

always considers using the spare bedroom for a house share, very very reasonable rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex

The really important question is to you come as a seperate desssert or as a second dessert? "

Wooooaaaahhhh I'm not missing out on dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x

Up mine too but he doesn't want me "

Aww we've met him at a Wonderland event and he was a lovely chatty guy. Maybe he might reconsider xxx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

I'm considering relocating...Lincoln perhaps

always considers using the spare bedroom for a house share, very very reasonable rates "

What is your proposition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could be quite handy for me as a pit stop when I go shopping in Lincoln lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem, can I be of assistance to anyone?

So tall but so far away "

Always the way eh x

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Heartless, fussy, sarcastic bitch seeks a man that she isn't fussy over, that is able to meet when I'm free for food and sex

The really important question is to you come as a seperate desssert or as a second dessert?

Wooooaaaahhhh I'm not missing out on dessert "

Dessert is of course the best part of any meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady for fun NE.

We buy cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady for fun NE.

We buy cake! "

Latex glove fun...Yum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a lady with tits and a fanny (not necessarily in that order).

GOSH required and the ability to laugh at all my poor jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will stimulate your body and mind if you can make tea and stroke my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be up for a new fwb...last one moved away n left the site!

Any near Worcester?

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???"

What? Your profile has a long list of revent verifications !

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By *raigybrightonMan
over a year ago

arundel


"west sussex here "

I'm otherside of Chichester - so not far xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x

Up mine too but he doesn't want me "

me neither kinky lol. oh well there will be some suitables around lincolnshire for us both soon im sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x

Up mine too but he doesn't want me

Aww we've met him at a Wonderland event and he was a lovely chatty guy. Maybe he might reconsider xxx"

I met you both too at a chunkymufin party, lovely couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x

Up mine too but he doesn't want me

Aww we've met him at a Wonderland event and he was a lovely chatty guy. Maybe he might reconsider xxx

I met you both too at a chunkymufin party, lovely couple"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x

Up mine too but he doesn't want me

Aww we've met him at a Wonderland event and he was a lovely chatty guy. Maybe he might reconsider xxx

I met you both too at a chunkymufin party, lovely couple

"

have you been back since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x

Up mine too but he doesn't want me

Aww we've met him at a Wonderland event and he was a lovely chatty guy. Maybe he might reconsider xxx

I met you both too at a chunkymufin party, lovely couple

have you been back since"

Yes we last went on 1st October x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???

Wow your definitely up my street x

Up mine too but he doesn't want me

Aww we've met him at a Wonderland event and he was a lovely chatty guy. Maybe he might reconsider xxx

I met you both too at a chunkymufin party, lovely couple

have you been back since

Yes we last went on 1st October x"

Last one I went to was when you went first. No play for me that night was turned down by a guy. But he got no one then asked me to play, you can imagine what answer he got haha

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

FWB WANTED IN MARGATE

must be and enjoy the following

Walks on the cost

Ative sports (eg) bolling ect

Watching films in the sinemar

Going out to eat

Having lots of fun in dors and Mabey even out dors to lol

If pos not smoking if your a smoker

Must be femail

Must be understanding cos of condishouns (eg) my aspurgies

Must have a good sence of houmer

Must have a fun happy pursurnaltey

Must be willing to pay Thar harf of the bills

Must be aball to accommodate or have a car

Must be local or happy to drive down oftoun

Must want reglour meet's for......

Social meets / fun meets / or both

NOT TOO INPORNTOUNT but if you think mackip is NOT the most inporntount thing on earth you get bonus points cos I like a natrall.

Message me if interested.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I will stimulate your body and mind if you can make tea and stroke my hair. "

That's that sorted then

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"5 years and still looking so many near misses, surely one day it will happen???"

I'm starting to think "one day " doesn’t exist :/

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"I'm still in..

Although my inbox seems rather...'out',

Why is EVERYBODY from the East Midlands, it's turning into a sick joke now "

I'm West Mids close enough for me. I'm in!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"My profile states what I seek but in all honesty, it's been years and years since I was submissive so I probably would no longer know where to begin! All a bit too late now and I am too old! "

You my lady are by no way too old. And I would love to help you rekindle your youth.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We would like a nice sexy lady who we could have regular meets with.

Looking forward to hearing from all you lovely ladies.

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Looking for something regular around the Wiltshire, cheltenham or Telford area (split parents and uni house) who's up for some filthy fuN. If into stockings basques etc extra brownie points

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My whole profile is a fwb ad

:/

It occurred to me in the night that that's probably a good idea "

Yes, I'm always looking for someone local as my profile describes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for someone regular, within 50 miles of my location. Can accommodate but limited when I can. A club buddy would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has:

Fuller figure

Aged 25 - 50

Enjoys going out for meals

Going to gigs/concerts

Doesnt mind a man in green

Enjoys travelling

And i am willing to travel

Enjoys the club scene

And can accomodate (alas i cannot)"

How does one apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has:

Fuller figure

Aged 25 - 50

Enjoys going out for meals

Going to gigs/concerts

Doesnt mind a man in green

Enjoys travelling

And i am willing to travel

Enjoys the club scene

And can accomodate (alas i cannot)

How does one apply?"

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Imagine what it's like trying to find someone close to Belfast!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Ok!

WANTED

Hot Fwb with good physique, attractive face and great personality!

Must be within the age preference on my profile.

Must be real life single- not fab single!

Must have a cheeky grin/cute smile and 'laughing eyes'.

Mustn't be up his own arse (just mine! )

Must like a great giggle!

Mustn't be sycophantic (ie constant compliments aren't for me at all!)

Must have a high sex drive and be a 'long laster!'

Must live within approx an hour of me.

Must be very affectionate - even when not shagging!

Must like doing 'normal' stuff so can't mind being seen out in public with me (I'm not THAT ugly am I?)

Must want to see each other regularly - but have our own space too!

Non-exclusive but considerate of each other - ie when we've arranged to see each other we don't cancel because the offer of a shag with someone else came along!

Must be sociable and preferably enjoy clubs/parties and occasional group play - but be happy being on our own at a restaurant/cinema etc too!

Think that's it really!

Oh - I may be asking quite a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in..

Although my inbox seems rather...'out',

Why is EVERYBODY from the East Midlands, it's turning into a sick joke now "

I KNOW RIGHT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy woman with huge boobs bigger the better and loves to show them off and flirty, funny and witty too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in..

Although my inbox seems rather...'out',

Why is EVERYBODY from the East Midlands, it's turning into a sick joke now

I KNOW RIGHT!!!"

And I still can't raise any interest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy

Discreet

Can travel

Vocal

With a spark of naughtiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, kind, smiley, wants to have sex with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful sensual articulate and open minded

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, kind, smiley, wants to have sex with me. "

May i apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies hull or Scunthorpe areas after a good ride

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche

Count me in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What fab classes as East Midlands is ridiculous anyway. I'm actually in East Anglia but all these people are still bloody miles away.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Ok!

WANTED

Hot Fwb with good physique, attractive face and great personality!

Must be within the age preference on my profile.

Must be real life single- not fab single!

Must have a cheeky grin/cute smile and 'laughing eyes'.

Mustn't be up his own arse (just mine! )

Must like a great giggle!

Mustn't be sycophantic (ie constant compliments aren't for me at all!)

Must have a high sex drive and be a 'long laster!'

Must live within approx an hour of me.

Must be very affectionate - even when not shagging!

Must like doing 'normal' stuff so can't mind being seen out in public with me (I'm not THAT ugly am I?)

Must want to see each other regularly - but have our own space too!

Non-exclusive but considerate of each other - ie when we've arranged to see each other we don't cancel because the offer of a shag with someone else came along!

Must be sociable and preferably enjoy clubs/parties and occasional group play - but be happy being on our own at a restaurant/cinema etc too!

Think that's it really!

Oh - I may be asking quite a lot!

"

Bugger I'm too old..

Any ladies with these requirements in a slightly older bloke.

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