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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

I met a lady Friday day she was 26 around my age and boy she was fanny farting like crazy but it really turned me on what causes this ?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Air getting trapped in the vagina

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Air pumping into the vagina while fucking, and being expelled when it contracts.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

.... air Op ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a build up of air from penetration that gets released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you in doggy pulling out fully and then plunging all the way in?? this happens with one of my FBs who's particularly well endowed because he likes to pull out fully so he can watch himself sink back in.... I find it highly embarressing

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Were you in doggy pulling out fully and then plunging all the way in?? this happens with one of my FBs who's particularly well endowed because he likes to pull out fully so he can watch himself sink back in.... I find it highly embarressing "

Yes this is exactly what I was doing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes this is exactly what I was doing x"

You obviously pumped her up a little too much, a backdraft is expected

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Yes this is exactly what I was doing x

You obviously pumped her up a little too much, a backdraft is expected

Lol well that is why im called the jackhammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes this is exactly what I was doing x

You obviously pumped her up a little too much, a backdraft is expected

Lol well that is why im called the jackhammer "

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

I loved hearing the sound tho xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx"

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trapped air can be very painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

No denying where my gaseous escapes come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

No denying where my gaseous escapes come from

nope, you have no excuses!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

No denying where my gaseous escapes come from

nope, you have no excuses!!

It's not happened in the act.

The following morning however.....

Premier inn toilets act like amplifies wound up to 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amplifiers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you keep pulling out fully or holding her open before ramming back in the air is going to go in and it has to get back out somewhere, the vagina is not a vacuum no matter how hard it sucks you in.

You might find it a turn on but be aware that for some women the embarrassment can be the quickest way to kill her mood dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe should see a plumber,

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"If you keep pulling out fully or holding her open before ramming back in the air is going to go in and it has to get back out somewhere, the vagina is not a vacuum no matter how hard it sucks you in.

You might find it a turn on but be aware that for some women the embarrassment can be the quickest way to kill her mood dead

Oh no. She was holding herself open for me xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

Lmao herd that saying before xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just laugh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id just pause, trump, then carry on. Balance things out a bit, what a gentleman!

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"I just laugh..

Lol would you spread your pussy tho xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Any other ladies do this regualy ? Xx

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Slim has this,often when we go to cinemas/clubs, can be quite a nice icebreaker when everyone laughs and she always says "wasn't my bum" as lady above said

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Slim has this,often when we go to cinemas/clubs, can be quite a nice icebreaker when everyone laughs and she always says "wasn't my bum" as lady above said

Loo we will have to try that in Angles & sinners xx

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Air trapped in the vagina makes the lips vibrate a little when it is expelled.

Don't get in a flap about it.

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Are any ladies not embrased by it ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I don't like doggy style.i die when I fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are any ladies not embrased by it ? Xx"

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Loo I just love it ladies xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Ladies bring your pumping pussy over here lol xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

lol so who s ever done it in a club ? Xx

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Helps if you don't call it a fanny fart! We queef not fart lol.

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Helps if you don't call it a fanny fart! We queef not fart lol."

Oops sorry xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help but laugh when I here a fanny fart I'm. Like a big kid haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you pumped it in - has to come out - just laugh it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

No denying where my gaseous escapes come from

nope, you have no excuses!!

It's not happened in the act.

The following morning however.....

Premier inn toilets act like amplifies wound up to 11

Hahaha, too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can honestly say... This post has made me laugh sooo much...

Sex noises... Fanny farts... Just soooo funny what you are all putting.

Cheered my evening up x

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Can honestly say... This post has made me laugh sooo much...

Sex noises... Fanny farts... Just soooo funny what you are all putting.

Cheered my evening up x"

Haha cheers I just love fanny farting xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Loo so who's bee fanny farting in the last 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can empathise! Completely shaming! But it's my favourite position

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

It can be painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me chuckle

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

I can empathise! Completely shaming! But it's my favourite position

I love pulling all the way out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

Haha. That's just what my wife said when she was fucked from behind by a guy we met on Saturday

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"I loved hearing the sound tho xx

It can be quite comical when she gives you that panicked look following and quickly blerts out "that wasn't my bum!"

Haha. That's just what my wife said when she was fucked from behind by a guy we met on Saturday"

lol was the guy makeing her fanny fart a lot then ?

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Or was it her bum lol xx

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By *attys74Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

She'll be embarrassed when you fuck her in trap 2 and pull fully out and covers your belly in shite, then see if you like it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha this thread has made me giggle

Kinky

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Or was it her bum lol xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Ha ha this thread has made me giggle

Kinky

Loo kinky are you a heavy fanny farter lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha this thread has made me giggle

Kinky

Loo kinky are you a heavy fanny farter lol x "

Ha ha I have been known to expel a little air whilst being fucked now and again ha ha

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Ha ha this thread has made me giggle

Kinky

Loo kinky are you a heavy fanny farter lol x

Ha ha I have been known to expel a little air whilst being fucked now and

again ha ha

Haha kinky is love to hear it xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Lol kinky what postions tho ? Xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Ladies who doesn't get embrased ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob actually quite likes it haha

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

"Are any ladies not embrased by it ? Xx"

I'm not if i have been seeing that person for a while I just laugh press my belly & get it all out.

But if I'm with someone new I die of embarrassment!!

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Rob actually quite likes it haha"

Haha robs like me then

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Are any ladies not embrased by it ? Xx

I'm not if i have been seeing that person for a while I just laugh press my belly & get it all out.

But if I'm with someone new I die of embarrassment!! "

Oooo nice

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

I'd love to 69 with a lady with me in the bottom and have a guy sliding in and out of her pussy then he pulls all the wY out and I can watch & listen to her fanny fart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No embarrassment here I usually just say must have been some duck that

However it can be extremely painful as I'm in agony right now with trapped wind

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"I'd love to 69 with a lady with me in the bottom and have a guy sliding in and out of her pussy then he pulls all the wY out and I can watch & listen to her fanny fart xx"

Is there any lady who would try this lol ? Xx

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"No embarrassment here I usually just say must have been some duck that

However it can be extremely painful as I'm in agony right now with trapped wind

Awww that's good then that you don't get embarrssed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to 69 with a lady with me in the bottom and have a guy sliding in and out of her pussy then he pulls all the wY out and I can watch & listen to her fanny fart xx

Is there any lady who would try this lol ? Xx"

Sounds great, although for me I'd not be focusing on the fanny fart lol

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

lol mate I'd just love to see it up close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to 69 with a lady with me in the bottom and have a guy sliding in and out of her pussy then he pulls all the wY out and I can watch & listen to her fanny fart xx

Is there any lady who would try this lol ? Xx"

Loooool! Possibly not!

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"I'd love to 69 with a lady with me in the bottom and have a guy sliding in and out of her pussy then he pulls all the wY out and I can watch & listen to her fanny fart xx

Is there any lady who would try this lol ? Xx

Loooool! Possibly not!

Lol I think someone would try it ?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a turn on too.

A FB and I used to laugh about it so much, sometimes when I was down on her, I would blow air into her and she would fart it out and we would just cry with laughter over it haha

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

"I think it's a turn on too.

A FB and I used to laugh about it so much, sometimes when I was down on her, I would blow air into her and she would fart it out and we would just cry with laughter over it haha"

Sounds great

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

I love hearing it mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most the time in doggy this happens but I literally can't stop laughing when it does... which then let's more air out!! No point being embarrassed about it but the first time with someone new it's a tester to see their reaction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago a mate and I sat on the sofa in front of these two girls and they played a tune fanny farting loll man it wasn't very good but it was the most funnest thing I have ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might be doing it on purpose. My hubby does it to me and cracks up when it happens

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By *lay2018Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

Does it not mean one has a small Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not mean one has a small Willy

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lol that's what I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not mean one has a small Willy

lol that's what I thought "
or one has a large fanny

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I just laugh..

Same here, but the more you laugh the more pop out

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I met a lady Friday day she was 26 around my age and boy she was fanny farting like crazy but it really turned me on what causes this ? "

Your enjoyment of fanny farts I would assume

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I find them mortifying. Have a fb who sticks a finger up there and wriggles it around to 'make it all come out at once and limit the embarassment'. Having someone so matter of fact about it helped a lot but would probably still die of embarrassment with anyone else. I am known for being really uptight about bodily functions though. I never admit to going to the loo, breaking wind, anything like that. I would kill myself if I actually broke wind on a meet and am put right off blokes if they do it in front of me. Odd for someone who likes to fuck lots of different guys but just the way I am

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Sex is a messy noisy business

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By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Hmm come on ladies who's been doing it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was an allergic reaction to me...

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