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"Can we post our ads too or just apply for for the available position?" Please do post | |||
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"I'd like a FWB please. You'll have to pm me for details....." Think I already did | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox " Thats the perfect description of what I'm lookingfor too..... | |||
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"Wanted: irregular coffee / wine partner for a flirty natter every now and then. Cuddles & kisses optional. Maybe more .. Isn't that how they used to do it in the back of the Free-Ads paper?" Not sure, never looked at such filth | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox Thats the perfect description of what I'm lookingfor too..... " Get your advert up then | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox Thats the perfect description of what I'm lookingfor too..... Get your advert up then " But you've written it perfect lol and will take me ages to think of something | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox Thats the perfect description of what I'm lookingfor too..... " | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox Thats the perfect description of what I'm lookingfor too..... Get your advert up then But you've written it perfect lol and will take me ages to think of something " Ok, just put I want the same as the OP | |||
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"No love involved, just lust. Not to be afraid to be seen in public with me." Yes to this | |||
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"Wanted: Female 18-29 (flexible) Hairy down south Slim waist 40" Tushy Redhead/Brunette Breast size irrelevant Local Frisky/Kinky Independent/strong willed (very important) Does not smoke Must enjoy watching Game of Thrones. Sorry for re-posting, missed out an important information ." That's great | |||
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"I would like a fwb too and want just the same as the op. Couldn't put it better myself " | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox " I think this pretty much describes what most of us may be after, Any applicants for my fwb please send a message based on the above criteria | |||
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"I can see plenty of "If only you were closer" From this thread " Yes | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox " CLARIFICATION REQUIRED: For anyone agreeing with this criteria (not just the OP!) for your FWB: Do you expect exclusivity on this deal? If no, are you SURE you won't get moody and jealous when they spend equally quality time with another. Really!? | |||
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"CLARIFICATION REQUIRED: For anyone agreeing with this criteria (not just the OP!) for your FWB: Do you expect exclusivity on this deal? If no, are you SURE you won't get moody and jealous when they spend equally quality time with another. Really!? " Very good point. I do not expect exclusivity, and that's why I want a FWB not a bf. I want to be able to still see my other Fab friends | |||
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"I love your threads KM *WANTED* Fwbs who are ~ Within a 30 min drive ~ Able to accommodate ~ Available during the day ~ A minimum 5'10 ~ Built like a brick shithouse ~ A top kisser ~ Reasonable eye candy ~ Preferably a repeater ~ Happy to have lunch occasionally ~ Into shibari " Fuck it, I'm more than 30 mins away and have no idea what the fuck Shibari is! To the Internet!!! | |||
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"Wanted: Female 18-29 (flexible) Hairy down south Slim waist 40" Tushy Redhead/Brunette Breast size irrelevant Local Frisky/Kinky Independent/strong willed (very important) Does not smoke Must enjoy watching Game of Thrones. Sorry for re-posting, missed out an important information ." I can grow my garden but unfortunately I can't make myself younger | |||
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"Hairy down south" So if in Devon she can't shave or wax. But if in Scotland it's all good? | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox Thats the perfect description of what I'm lookingfor too..... " Me too | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou " though at 6"5 I may be too tall to share an bath lol | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou " Sarcasms good for me | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou " I'm nothing like the above, touche! | |||
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"Hairy down south So if in Devon she can't shave or wax. But if in Scotland it's all good? " Precisely. | |||
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"I must be dreaming, but I am looking for a mature fb with big boobs lol " Thinks u need to message. 32E is that too small | |||
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"I must be dreaming, but I am looking for a mature fb with big boobs lol Thinks u need to message. 32E is that too small" That is good and 32e would also be a nice size | |||
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"Wanted: irregular coffee / wine partner for a flirty natter every now and then. Cuddles & kisses optional. Maybe more .. Isn't that how they used to do it in the back of the Free-Ads paper?" Your diary is full you do t have space for a fwb | |||
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"I'd like the same as OP....and if they have a love of mountains and wild camping that would be the cherry on the cake " Camping in the mountains would be good | |||
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"Human being (gender irrelevant) Bisexual Good snogger Decent teeth 100% single Cuckold/submissive but can top when required Lives no more that 30 minutes away Great if has a car for adventures away, not a prerequisite No kids, doesn't want any Likes to laugh a lot Doesn't use 'lol' " Lol | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonable local - Able to attend as a booty call when summoned - Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend - Able to meet relatively often This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males. This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home. If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox " If there are too many to choose from, send some my way | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou I'm nothing like the above, touche!" Oh come on, my favourite faceless wonder I'm sure you meet some criteria | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou " It looks like i am too old....... | |||
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"Big spoon required... Must be available short notice and able to tame this sex crazed kitten.. " | |||
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"I want the same as OP, except for the all night thing. Can't be putting up with someone for that long lol " Geography strikes again | |||
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"It's far too early in the morning to compose an ad, so I'll say my criteria is similar to KM and add tall and kinky " Too early for me too, but I would also add the "and kinky" bit to KM's list, but delete "going to the cinema" | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou I'm nothing like the above, touche! Oh come on, my favourite faceless wonder I'm sure you meet some criteria " I'm a man who enjoys sarcasm I guess. Is 4 inch penis hung? | |||
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"I love your threads KM " Thank you | |||
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"I'd like a FWB please. You'll have to pm me for details..... Think I already did" Yeah, no one else did | |||
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"Oooooooooo Thank you for creating this thread OP. Given me some interesting ideas to add to my list Woo hoo !!" You're welcome | |||
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"I'd like a FWB please. You'll have to pm me for details..... Think I already did Yeah, no one else did " Early days my dear | |||
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"I'd like a FWB please. You'll have to pm me for details..... Think I already did Yeah, no one else did Early days my dear" ITS BEEN 12 HOURS I HAD HIGH EXPECTATIONS WHAT IS THIS SITE FOR I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS IN CAPITALS | |||
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" though at 6"5 I may be too tall to share an bath lol" Yummmm | |||
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"FWB required: Single female Aged 18-40 Within 30-40 miles Any body type (must be attraction) If interested message and we can swap face pics?" Darn, suddenly I'm too old | |||
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"Doesn't use 'lol' " Ah yes, this is important | |||
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"If there are too many to choose from, send some my way " Will do | |||
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"What a brilliant post x Op I'm saying All of the above But I'm adding sane x solvent x single x submissive xx Then sub clause Tattooed or pierced !!!" Thank you and good idea to add sane | |||
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"Nice post OP & like your criteria so would just add Needs to be female & bi.. S" Thank you, that counts me out | |||
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"NOT TOO INPORNTOUNT BUT if you think mackup is NOT the most inporntount thing on earth you get bonus points cos I like a natrall." That's a great list and interesting point about makeup | |||
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"This is just what I'm on the site for.. Mine needs to be Fit..as in can have a long session Unattached Available a couple of times a week (at least) Local (ish) Enjoy spending time..lots of foreplay, role play, experimenting etc Love kissing Have a GSOH & like banter Preferably be exclusive to me but I get this site isn't what this is about *** APPLY WITHIN *** In return you'll get someone really nice, kinky, adventurous, funny, can accommodate in a nice clean house (I'm a clean freak) sassy, loves dressing up & happy to attend clubs together DONT ALL RUSH AT ONCE....HA! xx Face pics on request too but when I show my boat race I get lots of very surprised compliments! X " Location location location | |||
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"On a serious note OP I think you've just inadvertently discovered the key to this site!! We all put in our profiles (those that do actually fill them in) stuff about what we want but often miss out "who we are". For instance, one poster above mentioned wild camping - (sorry to pick you northerndels1000 - but you have a great profile!) now their profile, is spot on, pics, good description, lots of info. BUT - that little detail mentioned in the thread added so much about who the person is. And, certainly for me suddenly made them xxxx times more interesting. I think we all tend to keep info out of our profiles, not because we are afraid or ashamed, but maybe we don't want to be seen as after relationships or putting too much into out there. The reality is though, thanks to the OP, seems to be that giving people that little more could lead to so much more. Thanks OP!! Great thread!! D" Thank you too, that's a really good point. And I think that's why the forum works so well because we do get to see those other facets of people's character at times | |||
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"Surprisingly my inbox has not yet been filled with potential candidates. This is an anomaly, right? " Yes, there's so many the site can't keep up. They will be delivered eventually | |||
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"I wouldnt know where to start on this ill have to opt out." You don't know what you're looking for on here? | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou I'm nothing like the above, touche! Oh come on, my favourite faceless wonder I'm sure you meet some criteria I'm a man who enjoys sarcasm I guess. Is 4 inch penis hung?" Are you a grower? How are your thighs? Do you have your own teeth? | |||
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"Wanted Man 24-40 Nice eyes Own teeth Gsoh Car Nice thighs Hung Strong Likes baths Enjoys sarcasm Eats noodles Apply within Thankyou I'm nothing like the above, touche! Oh come on, my favourite faceless wonder I'm sure you meet some criteria I'm a man who enjoys sarcasm I guess. Is 4 inch penis hung? Are you a grower? How are your thighs? Do you have your own teeth?" No Hairy Yes, few missing though | |||
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"NOT TOO INPORNTOUNT BUT if you think mackup is NOT the most inporntount thing on earth you get bonus points cos I like a natrall. That's a great list and interesting point about makeup " Thanks | |||
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"I wouldnt know where to start on this ill have to opt out. You don't know what you're looking for on here? " You never know maybe have to sell myself a little better | |||
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"No applications in my box this morning. I knew it, he doesn't exist does he? " Must have missed that though think im at least ten minutes over your 30 minute travel | |||
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"WANTED (this might be a tricky one) Woman 30-50 Fun Good sense of humour Likes kissing Local (within 35/40 miles) Can accommodate (unless interested in hotels) Adventurous Single or Attached Preferably larger (not a deal breaker) I'll be sitting waiting patiently for the thousands of eager replies " tick nearly all them but the distance | |||
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"tick nearly all them but the distance " Just got your message but it won't let me reply to it, not sure what's going on there | |||
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"And before anyone says "you want a bf", yes it's like a bf but only the GOOD bits " that's what I love about fwbs | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck." I'm moving | |||
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"Surprisingly my inbox has not yet been filled with potential candidates. This is an anomaly, right? " How far is Eden from Bristol | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck. I'm moving " We'll if you're moving to the west midlands you'll be very busy | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck. I'm moving We'll if you're moving to the west midlands you'll be very busy " Packing up now | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck. I'm moving We'll if you're moving to the west midlands you'll be very busy Packing up now " I said non clingy | |||
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"Man with a GSOH and a big dick, big arms and no significant other wanted for no strings sex and occassional cuddles, maybe more. Mustn't be intimidated by tall fat women. For further details ring me " Certainly sounds good to me lets chat | |||
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"...and an empty inbox here......sob " Hehe always an empty inbox here. Though didnt really help myself with a rubbish profile. | |||
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" tick nearly all them but the distance " I've managed to wink you and add you to my hot list, might be getting closer | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck. I'm moving We'll if you're moving to the west midlands you'll be very busy Packing up now I said non clingy " Well if that's too clingy for you Liam I've got something Miss Honey can cling to! | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck. I'm moving We'll if you're moving to the west midlands you'll be very busy Packing up now I said non clingy " Fortunately my fake arm doesn't have very good grip. | |||
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" tick nearly all them but the distance I've managed to wink you and add you to my hot list, might be getting closer " dont understand why it wont let u reply | |||
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"I think this is the unachievable dream tbh" I like dreamers | |||
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"NEW FWB WANTED To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is: - A woman - Sexy - Intelligent - Funny - Happy to go to the cinema - Happy to do other social stuff - Nice - Honest - Genuinely single - Reasonably local - Delightfully filthy - The owner of a hairy fanny" Damn. I can only offer the last one | |||
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"6ft plus No big beard....stubble ok Tattoos a bonus Within 45 MIns drive And not a complete twat! Think I may need a fairy god mother! Everyone perfect is too far away " Damn bristol otherwise id apply | |||
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"Moany grouchy lady wanted for boring nights on the sofa. Very occaisional tepid sex.... Oh wait I had that want the opposite now " | |||
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"Someone who has: Fuller figure Aged 25 - 45 Enjoys going out for meals Going to gigs/concerts Doesnt mind a man in green Enjoys travelling And i am willing to travel Enjoys the club scene And can accomodate (alas i cannot) " thats what im looking for. but sadly we dont get on | |||
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"I wouldnt know where to start on this ill have to opt out. You don't know what you're looking for on here? You never know maybe have to sell myself a little better" You're a great guy. Everyone he's a great guy. He's lovely and tall, polite and a good laugh | |||
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"Fwb required.. . Ideal candidate will have ample bosom, in the age range of 39 to 40 and have inherited a brewery off of her deceased tycoon father.. Own yacht isn't necessary, although an option to purchase one in the future to take me on scuba trips is a must. Ability to understand cockney is a must as I haven't mastered any other language.. Thank Christ for Google translate, I'd be in a right two and eight without it.. Female preferably, although things have been a little quiet so that could be open to negotiation.. No beard, I draw the line there. Honest opinion,am I being a little too choosy? " Probably not. Unfortunately I only have a distillery and I'm too old for you | |||
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"and yet another fantastic thread kinky. Im with you on this. I can not do any worse than I already am" Maybe some matches can become FWBs | |||
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"I think this is the unachievable dream tbh I like dreamers " I have plenty | |||
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"No applications in my box this morning. I knew it, he doesn't exist does he? " Maybe he was out last night? | |||
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"WANTED (this might be a tricky one) Woman 30-50 Fun Good sense of humour Likes kissing Local (within 35/40 miles) Can accommodate (unless interested in hotels) Adventurous Single or Attached Preferably larger (not a deal breaker) I'll be sitting waiting patiently for the thousands of eager replies " Googled Hoylake | |||
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"And before anyone says "you want a bf", yes it's like a bf but only the GOOD bits that's what I love about fwbs " | |||
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"FWB Advert - Fun - Witty - Well mannered in public - Filthy behind closed doors - Music lover - Can hold a conversation - Good body hygiene " You didn't mention distance | |||
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"Could I have a FB instead of a FWB?" Of course | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck. I'm moving We'll if you're moving to the west midlands you'll be very busy Packing up now I said non clingy " I'm not clingy | |||
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"Someone who has: Fuller figure Aged 25 - 45 Enjoys going out for meals Going to gigs/concerts Doesnt mind a man in green Enjoys travelling And i am willing to travel Enjoys the club scene And can accomodate (alas i cannot) " So I'm too old now | |||
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"and yet another fantastic thread kinky. Im with you on this. I can not do any worse than I already am Maybe some matches can become FWBs " there all too far away. my matches dont even speak now lol | |||
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"and yet another fantastic thread kinky. Im with you on this. I can not do any worse than I already am Maybe some matches can become FWBs there all too far away. my matches dont even speak now lol" Bloody men | |||
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"Between 10-15 miles away Funny Non clingy Fit as fuck. I'm moving We'll if you're moving to the west midlands you'll be very busy Packing up now I said non clingy Well if that's too clingy for you Liam I've got something Miss Honey can cling to! " Oh you do? | |||
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"and yet another fantastic thread kinky. Im with you on this. I can not do any worse than I already am Maybe some matches can become FWBs there all too far away. my matches dont even speak now lol Bloody men" Yeah seems like most are timewasters | |||
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"and yet another fantastic thread kinky. Im with you on this. I can not do any worse than I already am Maybe some matches can become FWBs there all too far away. my matches dont even speak now lol Bloody men Yeah seems like most are timewasters" I wouldn't say most | |||
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"Could I have a FB instead of a FWB? Of course " | |||
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"I must be dreaming, but I am looking for a mature fb with big boobs lol " Waves hello and I have haribos | |||
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"and yet another fantastic thread kinky. Im with you on this. I can not do any worse than I already am Maybe some matches can become FWBs there all too far away. my matches dont even speak now lol Bloody men Yeah seems like most are timewasters I wouldn't say most " the ones ive come across are on my time on here | |||
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