FabSwingers.com forum: I`ll have a Bee Bob

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, as you wont cum to me I was going to cum to you. I had an idea for a game entitled Quiver or Squirm. I would list a number of items to be inserted up the bottom ( or maybe applied to the Genitals ). Then I was going to number them myself and invite you to choose a number on the condition that whatever number you chose you had to insert the corresponding item . You would then cum back and let us know if it made you quiver or squirm, or otherwise. But then I thought that there could be an elf n safety “issue” here.” Bees up your bottom? Not safe mate. Could cause Anal- phalic shock”. So I have refined it a little and just put up a list and hopefully some of you could comment on your experiences with these and maybe offer some alternatives. If anyone does decide to place any of these items up their bottom , please do your research first and make sure you will be able to retrieve the item. Anyway as I am not now playing my little game I have revised my list and taken some of the more whacky stuff out ( messy !). If any of you do manage by some quirk of nature to achieve an Orgasm through this please let me know as its been so long for me. My revised list is as follows :-

Bag of Crisps ( any flavour)

Peppermint stick

Two Gerbils. Let them fight it out and we could bet on the winner.

A suitably sculpted Ginger ( Not as in beer ).

Bunch of large magic markers

Stinging nettles ( Fresh). Maybe safer just apply to Genitalia while lady is blindfolded. Nice surprise.

Mobile phone ( wrapped in condom ?). Leave your number on site and place the phone up your bottom within a certain time frame. We could then text you at our leisure.

Ice Dildo with a hot curry sauce centre

Electric Toothbrush with Ralgex instead of Toothpaste.

Jar of Bees.