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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can "

Because men can't help acting on impulse?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is going to be interesting

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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

Hope so stranger the better

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Nothing

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By *ark_the_sexyMan
over a year ago

Cawood, between Selby and York

Shot glass.

And a big spanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Because men can't help acting on impulse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this should be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much

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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

Sounds like fun to try

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

a bumble bee

cudnt get it out.so decided to cover my cock in honey,and coax it out.didnt work.so i tryed again and deepened the strokes ,herself asked ,wat are u doing,i said im trying to drown the bastard

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Because men can't help acting on impulse?

Brilliant

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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

Had a guy aak to put my electrical toothbrush in me once too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weekly shop at Tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much

Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems!

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems!"
tink he meant the bottle neck off bottle was faceing out lol strippers pour drinks dis way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems!tink he meant the bottle neck off bottle was faceing out lol strippers pour drinks dis way

Haha yeah well we hope so because I would be very worried for that woman if it was the other way

Well it sounds like he had a great night anyways

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

70+ pencils used to stretch my pussy

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

Haha yeah well we hope so because I would be very worried for that woman if it was the other way

Well it sounds like he had a great night anyways

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every mans dream to see a beer bein poured dat way

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

"70+ pencils used to stretch my pussy "
dats a very exact number?lol tut tut u never say the episode where homer got a crayon stuck in his brain then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courgette - spiky fucker but did the job!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yeah well we hope so because I would be very worried for that woman if it was the other way

Well it sounds like he had a great night anyways

Yes 'in the bottle' 'spout facing out' true story x

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I had a goldfish inside me.....

But I swallowed that for a bet when I was young and stupid!

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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

Why do people email u with a rude message about your post then when u reply to them they block you maybe some people should not be on a swingers site if they don't like. Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can "

Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??!

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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??!

It had lid on lol not only thing he put in me that night i have photos to prove it

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Because men can't help acting on impulse?

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor's finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??!

Pfffft, very funny and an amazing profile pic flamehaired

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Why do people email u with a rude message about your post then when u reply to them they block you maybe some people should not be on a swingers site if they don't like. Sex "

Report them .... that's why I try to block proactively .... you will learn that many on this site are very judgemental but I prefer them at least to be open about it

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I just put a pizza in my stomach. Kinda think I could fit another one in there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??!

Pfffft, very funny and an amazing profile pic flamehaired "

Thank you my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't be able to find my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because your worth it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber "
not an object....normally found under all beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phone, so my hubby could call me.

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can "

Oh Sure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A,condom covered cucumber.

And a salami ...also covered.

And he videoed it, was hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't someone famous put a hamster up their butt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once

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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

"put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once

Was he called philip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once

Was he called philip lol

No, Stanley!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once

Was he called philip lol

lol in my head he is now!!!!!!!

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By *ingdong11Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"Didn't someone famous put a hamster up their butt? "

Think that's where the pet shop boys got there name from

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By *icplforbimalebarrow OP Couple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

"put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once

Was he called philip lol

lol in my head he is now!!!!!!!"

Not going to look at my toolbox the same again at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 12" cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a Mars bar inside a partner once and licked it out as it melted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once

Was he called philip lol

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Last night both mistresses fists... her foot once

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

personally ive attened some odd calls in my line of work....and heard some confessions too

Coke bottles - 500mls - 1.5ltrs

Baseball bats

Rounders bats

Butternut squashes

Cucumbers

Bananas

Deoderant cans from slim to large

An axe handle

Rolling pins

To name a few items ive seen used in the past

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

"Mobile phone, so my hubby could call me.

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so cud hear u cum?

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Slut uses a baseball bat. Virgin remote. And just about anything she can fit inside her pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't someone famous put a hamster up their butt?

Think that's where the pet shop boys got there name from "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a Mars bar inside a partner once and licked it out as it melted. "
was there "wife on mars ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once

Was he called philip lol

lol in my head he is now!!!!!!!

Not going to look at my toolbox the same again at work "

he was a car mechanic, careful what you touch after an MOT!!!

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Hammer shaft, cock rock and a wine bottle are some of the strangest objects I've taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ship-in-a-bottle... but then I saw "one man one jar" and now the only glass going inside me is my safety approved glass dildo!

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Put a twister lolly in my girls pussy n licked her out wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked my x with a maglite , 3-cell .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried the usual,screwdriver handle, corgette, range of sure deodorant cans and a rabbit, also tried grapes and cherry tomatoes. Have used chocolate and strawberries on my ex, made for a very tasty combo with her own mixer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wanted to eat a mars bar out of s girls arse

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"I've always wanted to eat a mars bar out of s girls arse "

Well, if you wait long enough...

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Because men can't help acting on impulse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years ago, my then partner liked objects being inserted, she would be blindfolded and enjoyed guessing what they were.....nothing to silly of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the stem of a wine glass inside my hand once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of things for us.

Mr poured a while can of cider inside, hoping to drink from me with a straw - my body absorbed it all!

He filled me with Maltesers (other chocolate available) - gave me thrush!

He had also used things like a beer bottle and deodorant can.

I'm sure there are other things too...

All great fun!

Mrs Flossie

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By *bsolute LibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I misread the title of this thread...it's just that when I'm inside Loo she always objects!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shot glass.

And a big spanner"

ROFL !!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I've always wanted to eat a mars bar out of s girls arse

Well, if you wait long enough..."

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you

Mr fucked me with deodorant can

Because men can't help acting on impulse?

Lol love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't someone famous put a hamster up their butt? "

Richard Gere so the legend goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Used to have a butt plug thatbhad "hairs" like a ponytails, amazing feeling as i wiggled my ass and felt the "hairs" moving from side to side across my thighs stocking tops etc, then one day I pulled the hairs when I was removing it and the hairs came out of the plug leaving just the plug up, the rubber end which was wider to stop the plug going all the way in then gave way to my ass muscles and before I knew it the who plug disappeared inside my ass, abso nothing left sticking out to get hold of the remove it, scared me to death I can say, tried to use fingers to get out and no good, eventually a visit to the loo and a fucking good squeeze and out it plopped into the toilet and straight into the bin, never again will I use a butt plug without a piece of ribbon or string attached sinif the sphincter muscles work again like before at least I will have something to remove the plug with

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

fist anyone

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

You didn't see my previous post!?

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