FabSwingers.com forum: How to impress the ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wondering how best to impress the women on here

I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock

Thoughts please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit photos, uninteresting profile text work for me lol

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Rather think how can the women impress you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big dick, loads of money and you're gonna spend it on them, good looking.

doubt you'd be on here if you were all those things though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"big dick, loads of money and you're gonna spend it on them, good looking.

doubt you'd be on here if you were all those things though.

As it happened one lady did say I was a big di...... Oh

That's different isn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk money and chocolate they will like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"big dick, loads of money and you're gonna spend it on them, good looking.

doubt you'd be on here if you were all those things though.

As it happened one lady did say I was a big di...... Oh

That's different isn't it ?

yeah slightly...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cake and cock should do it. And maybe cock with money casually around it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake and cock should do it. And maybe cock with money casually around it? "

A Victoria sponge but with queen Victoria ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm rarely impressed being a cynical old bag

so nothing works on me in that respect.

If a man is going to attract my attention though I like intelligence, wit and kindness.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Wondering how best to impress the women on here

I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock

Thoughts please "

From every angle possible, that's always a winner. Don't forget the public bathroom/ toilet shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather think how can the women impress you?"

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Takes a lot to impress me and it certainly wouldn't be a remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this

What you do is send the following message

"I want to fuck you and make you moan"

Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.

Instant response and guaranteed shag

Try it I promise it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this

What you do is send the following message

"I want to fuck you and make you moan"

Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.

Instant response and guaranteed shag

Try it I promise it works

This is your world

We just live in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this

What you do is send the following message

"I want to fuck you and make you moan"

Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.

Instant response and guaranteed shag

Try it I promise it works

This is your world

We just live in it "

Someone missed the sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this

What you do is send the following message

"I want to fuck you and make you moan"

Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.

Instant response and guaranteed shag

Try it I promise it works

This is your world

We just live in it

Someone missed the sarcasm

A few did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Wondering how best to impress the women on here

I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock

Thoughts please "

Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.

Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later"

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wondering how best to impress the women on here

I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock

Thoughts please

Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.

Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later"

I found a better match when using the batteries in the sky remote for measuring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)"

Why was that even necessary?

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

Why was that even necessary?"

Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wondering how best to impress the women on here

I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock

Thoughts please

Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.

Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later"

You forgot to say "u can ask me anything u wont"

Sally

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Wondering how best to impress the women on here

I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock

Thoughts please

Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.

Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later"

I found a better match when using the batteries in the sky remote for measuring "

What an excellent idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

Why was that even necessary?

Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ..."

I was referring to the sizist part.

So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If a guy seems to be intelligent that attracts me.

If he's funny that attracts me.

If he's gentlemanly and honest that attracts me.

So to really impress me one needs to be intelligent, funny, gentlemanly and honest

If one is also tall, good looking and has long hair I will actually melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a guy seems to be intelligent that attracts me.

If he's funny that attracts me.

If he's gentlemanly and honest that attracts me.

So to really impress me one needs to be intelligent, funny, gentlemanly and honest

If one is also tall, good looking and has long hair I will actually melt

"
you would be no good to him as a sloppy puddled o the floor

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If a guy seems to be intelligent that attracts me.

If he's funny that attracts me.

If he's gentlemanly and honest that attracts me.

So to really impress me one needs to be intelligent, funny, gentlemanly and honest

If one is also tall, good looking and has long hair I will actually melt

you would be no good to him as a sloppy puddled o the floor

That's true

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

Why was that even necessary?

Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...

I was referring to the sizist part.

So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry. "

I don't know I tend to see the opposite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why on earth do I bother

Another light hearted thread dissapeared due to the thread wreckers

Let's not have a giggle on forums let's just try and destroy each other shall we ?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunk money and chocolate they will like that "

I'd like a guy that could spunk money an chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies OP but I hate seeing people disrespect each other and its happening all to often on here lately.

Im a nice guy I treat people as I would like to be treated and dont see the need to put anyone else down.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Why on earth do I bother

Another light hearted thread dissapeared due to the thread wreckers

Let's not have a giggle on forums let's just try and destroy each other shall we ?"

Most of us aren't doing that

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Wondering how best to impress the women on here

I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock

Thoughts please

Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.

Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later"

Even more effective if the cock shot is taken in a grotty toilet.

Especially if you forgot to flush the floater.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Especially if you forgot to flush the floater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

Why was that even necessary?

Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...

I was referring to the sizist part.

So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry. "

Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

Why was that even necessary?

Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...

I was referring to the sizist part.

So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry.

Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding

I like salt and I'm big. Was your comment aimed at me? It was wasn't it.

I'm grateful for the attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

Why was that even necessary?

Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...

I was referring to the sizist part.

So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry.

Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding

I like salt and I'm big. Was your comment aimed at me? It was wasn't it.

I'm grateful for the attention.

boing, bullseye hit!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?

(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)

Why was that even necessary?

Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...

I was referring to the sizist part.

So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry.

Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding

I like salt and I'm big. Was your comment aimed at me? It was wasn't it.

I'm grateful for the attention.

boing, bullseye hit!

"
And bullys special prize is

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Send a 'You look fit, fancy a fuck' message, with a picture of your erect cock. Gets them every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smooth talker, old fashioned chilavry, good clothes, filthy in bed

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell people you're are just like Donald Trump in his earlier years.

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