FabSwingers.com forum: OUCH !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just bought an electronic kitchen device (not a sexual one I might add). I opened it and read the instructions, one of which read :” Do not attach to genitals”………………………………….Now what would any normal person do after reading that ???? OUCH ! OUCH! OUCH ! F*****G OUCH ! Why didnt they f*****g warn me ? ( And no, im not telling you what it is ). But why would you put that sort of instruction with that type of product anyway?, Especially without putting a warning about the warning –“ No, REALLY don’t attach this device to your genitals. “.I mean who the hell will dream of attaching a kitchen device to their testicles unless they are specifically warned not to ? Sometimes it just gets you by surprise. I will be sitting in front of the T.V. with a Curry and a beer ( and a kitchen device attached to my testicles ) when it just kicks in and I lose my Curry. A special warning for the ladies though – Do NOT try this product at home without an experienced operator with you.Any kitchen devices caused you to have problems in the Genital Department, or is it just me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL!!!!! are you one of those people who see's a wet paint sign and has to touch it to see it is actually wet? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

One of the guys in quality control must have tried it out..........hence the warning

But no I don't get the urge to shove my tits in a blender or get off on the coffee maker

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

A bunsen burner someone bought had a warning of " do not use as a hair dryer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

realy begs to ask what the hell were you looking at i can only think about a blender

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I reckon it was a toaster.........and ouch to getting your bits stuck in one of those when you pull the lever.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"A bunsen burner someone bought had a warning of " do not use as a hair dryer"

so do those paint stripper thingys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a Goblin Teasmade???

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

ANd who first tried it and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just 'Elf & Safeteee' at its best.

Like my bike owners manual says "Failure to operate the brakes could result in an accident causing death or injury"

No shit Sherlock! (Obviously for the American users ...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Topic that "may contain nuts", well I should fookin' hope so!

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

"A Topic that "may contain nuts", well I should fookin' hope so!

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hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ANd who first tried it and why?

someone got to have to put the warning on it

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if some daft mare can sue McDonalds for millions for 'failing to say the coffee was hot' ..then its open house on the warnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please tell us what the implement is,its killing me.lol. xx

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I just bought an electronic kitchen device (not a sexual one I might add). I opened it and read the instructions, one of which read :” Do not attach to genitals”………………………………….Now what would any normal person do after reading that ???? OUCH ! OUCH! OUCH ! F*****G OUCH ! Why didnt they f*****g warn me ? ( And no, im not telling you what it is ). But why would you put that sort of instruction with that type of product anyway?, Especially without putting a warning about the warning –“ No, REALLY don’t attach this device to your genitals. “.I mean who the hell will dream of attaching a kitchen device to their testicles unless they are specifically warned not to ? Sometimes it just gets you by surprise. I will be sitting in front of the T.V. with a Curry and a beer ( and a kitchen device attached to my testicles ) when it just kicks in and I lose my Curry. A special warning for the ladies though – Do NOT try this product at home without an experienced operator with you.Any kitchen devices caused you to have problems in the Genital Department, or is it just me ?"

Blame America and it culture of suing everybody.

The best I read was woman who got $750,000 for breaking her leg in a department store. She fell over a kid running around the store. In her case she sued saying the store should not have allowed the kid to be running around.

Now you may be thinking well she has a point. I would agree until I found out the kid running around the store was her son.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

If you want a laugh search for Darwin awards on Google. It is awarded to the person/people who die in the stupidest way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"please tell us what the implement is,its killing me.lol. xx"

please please tell us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cant say what it is, but demonstrations are available.

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