FabSwingers.com forum: Who sucks best

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is wrong with people on here?!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Grabs the popcorn and gets cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol."

Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez is that why Pauls always trying to stick his in my mouth then?! I better quit slimming world before I lose more weight incase I lose my technique too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.

Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good

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Yes. I will have some of yours too and as well a would will be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez is that why Pauls always trying to stick his in my mouth then?! I better quit slimming world before I lose more weight incase I lose my technique too

Tell Paul go buy you chocolate immediately!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

No. I've never heard that saying before.

According to Mr B, my skills are no better or worse depending on my weight.

I'm not bubbly or more fun either!

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Never heard it, and don't believe it.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.

Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good

Yes. I will have some of yours too and as well a would will be good

Make mine a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

Best you go try a "fat bird" then and report back. I'm sure they'll be flocking towards a guy with your manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Wtf?????? Really?????

Boo can suck a football through a bloody hosepipe whilst swallowing the hosepipie!

I swear that some men on here, the best part of their intelligence ran down the crack of an arse somewhere!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.

XX "

"Fat bird" what one sees under a bird feeder during warm winters where they over eat

Also see

"Easy pray for cats" as fat birds typically cant fly

Or turkey for xmas as no one wants a slim bird to roast

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

Best you go try a "fat bird" then and report back. I'm sure they'll be flocking towards a guy with your manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.

"Fat bird" what one sees under a bird feeder during warm winters where they over eat

Also see

"Easy pray for cats" as fat birds typically cant fly

Or turkey for xmas as no one wants a slim bird to roast "

You just won my post of the day award.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After lots of research and hour and hours of painstaking study .. No

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
omg i love you

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol."
...pulls up the popcorn and eats the chair ... ...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's true. I am a fat bird and I suck cock like a cock sucking queen, way better that all the tall short, slim, athletic, average, curvy, bi, gay, confused and Dyson

Next fat bird question...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Hmm I think I'm new to that saying,learn something new every day don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed the trolls guys!!

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Tbh i look after myself dont eat cake and s***, and im a glory hole queen and can suck a cock better than any fat bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol....pulls up the popcorn and eats the chair ... ... "

That made me laugh my fat arse off!

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By *urely4funMan
over a year ago

london

I remember getting a fucking dire blowjob once and thinking to myself "if only she was fat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.

Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good

You suck better then my dyson babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I don't see it as a cock, I see it as a large jumbo sausage that sometimes cums with batter (see what I did there?!) so the temptation to bite and chew is always there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to describe my worst blow job. I said ....... fucking amazing

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My Henry sucks pretty welll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

Yes, everyone knows that well known phrase and saying; wasn't it a clue on Catchphrase just the other week with a picture of Mr Chips being noshed off by a partridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP has gone fishing - and is reeling all his catches in. The keep net is bulging!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

So long, sucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

yes....its a load of bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aston villa......

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"The OP has gone fishing - and is reeling all his catches in. The keep net is bulging!

You should think about changing your name too, CynicalDan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers

what a brilliant way to elicit a guaranteed no effort blow job

Now....where's the nearest weight watchers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say fat birds isn't it bigger women not fat birds I have been with all kinds of women.

Tall short dark hair light hair bbw smaller cheated.

But I would never call one fat and to answer your question no I have never had the same blow job twice even of thw same women techniques change each time I have had many great blow jobs and one terrible one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wasn't having a go at "fat" people I was just simply asking a question. Does that make me a troll ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't having a go at "fat" people I was just simply asking a question. Does that make me a troll ????"

yes...

next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think there's any reason why the two things would be connected OP, so I'd say it's a myth..... possibly started by a fat lass who wanted to suck your cock

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

No I have never heard that

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

"Tbh i look after myself dont eat cake and s***, and im a glory hole queen and can suck a cock better than any fat bird "

Braw, be down the noo

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

Yes, it's a myth....Im lovely and slim and I am the best....xxx

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.

Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good

You suck better then my dyson babe x"

ssshhh they'll all wanna try

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers

Best comment of the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers

Best comment of the thread!

But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

Not heard that one ..But I have heard fat blokes are better at sucking cock.

Do think that's just another myth too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

Yes, everyone knows that well known phrase and saying; wasn't it a clue on Catchphrase just the other week with a picture of Mr Chips being noshed off by a partridge?

Haha I must of missed that 1.. see if it's on catchup

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

. just marking this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.

Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good

You suck better then my dyson babe x

ssshhh they'll all wanna try

Ok she's shit!!! I'll keep her to myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg.... that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember getting a fucking dire blowjob once and thinking to myself "if only she was fat" "

I must have been on holiday at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers

Best comment of the thread!

But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut!"

That's the best incentive yet to get down to Weight Watchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had various size women suck my cock and some were good some were not so good, one of the worst was a fat woman so im guessing its a myth.

Sorry op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told that I give a very good blowjob, but nothing to do with the fact I'm a chubber!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .

Thats my meets fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fat.

I suck cock.

Been told I'm rather good.

Not sure if I'm "the best" though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, just remembered my husband said I was really good at sucking cock, and gave me 11/10. I was a size 10 at the time.

I don't think I suck any different now I'm fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm fantastic at sucking cock, not my opinion, draw your own conclusions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .

Thats my meets fucked

Haha yeah you may aswell delete your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .

Thats my meets fucked

Haha yeah you may aswell delete your profile

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yep I'm fucked . Or not as the case may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

It's a myth I give a shit blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm fantastic at sucking cock, not my opinion, draw your own conclusions

I'd have to form my own opinion before I could draw any conclusion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .

Thats my meets fucked

Nah I just fall to sleep while I'm down there after 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started that rumour. I'm fat and I've given a lot of good blow jobs.

Mostly after they shouted across the street "of, fat bird, suck on this". Bless those little virgins and their bravery...

Then I went home for battered pizza and cake.

Only one of the above sentences is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started that rumour. I'm fat and I've given a lot of good blow jobs.

Mostly after they shouted across the street "of, fat bird, suck on this". Bless those little virgins and their bravery...

Then I went home for battered pizza and cake.

Only one of the above sentences is true

How was the pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started that rumour. I'm fat and I've given a lot of good blow jobs.

Mostly after they shouted across the street "of, fat bird, suck on this". Bless those little virgins and their bravery...

Then I went home for battered pizza and cake.

Only one of the above sentences is true

How was the pizza?

obviously amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the original question should of been who sucks the best cock! men or women ?? because he's obviously blown his chances with any women on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the original question should of been who sucks the best cock! men or women ?? because he's obviously blown his chances with any women on here."

Nah only the fat ones will be offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..

Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
crying!!! Lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I think the original question should of been who sucks the best cock! men or women ?? because he's obviously blown his chances with any women on here.

Nah only the fat ones will be offended

I'm more 'offended' by being called a bird than I am being called fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers

Best comment of the thread!

But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut!

That's the best incentive yet to get down to Weight Watchers

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bj skills testing at weight watchers now I've heard it all

you are what you eat

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I wasn't having a go at "fat" people I was just simply asking a question. Does that make me a troll ????"

Well if your profile pic is anything to go by I might be able to help you with some much needed research on this subject

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I'm fat.

I suck cock.

Been told I'm rather good.

Not sure if I'm "the best" though."

Dyson is the best; she sometimes posts here

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By *eardedSilverFoxMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"I wasn't having a go at "fat" people I was just simply asking a question. Does that make me a troll ????"

It makes you an ignorant dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm defo going to weight watchers if I get to suck cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's put it this way! I imagine the bill of a seagull would get round my cock more easily than that of a robin. But how well either would suck I've no idea! I wouldn't try myself. If you attempt this field research yourself be careful - the RSPB will be after you!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers

Best comment of the thread!

But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut!

That's the best incentive yet to get down to Weight Watchers

bj skills testing at weight watchers now I've heard it all

you are what you eat

You get extra bonus points for consuming the doughnut without getting sugar on your chin too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm fantastic at sucking cock, not my opinion, draw your own conclusions

Can I come to draw my own conclusions please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

No it's really true and they are very grateful that people let them suck thier cock as we all know fat birds are easy and gratefull, take along a packet of mr Kipling to a meet with a fat bird and you will be in for a treat !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

Men do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

What an ignorant silly boy. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us fat girls aren't great at sucking cock, because we eat them, by accident!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us fat girls aren't great at sucking cock, because we eat them, by accident! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..

Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks!

It's true Dan! I'm fat and I always say thank you if someone fucks me

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By *aylecdTV/TS
over a year ago

East Midlands

Sounds like a blowjobathon is needed to settle this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like a blowjobathon is needed to settle this"

That sounds fun! We need a guy to get blow jobs from as many of us as possible and record marks out of 10 alongside our BMI.

I wonder if any men would volunteer for such research.....

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By *ne hung loMan
over a year ago

gloucester

Now that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you wank a lot mate and your surrounded by tissues you even name yourself after one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no it not a myth its a fact fat birds suck better cock then anyone else...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are the sort of things some men talk about ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like a blowjobathon is needed to settle this

That sounds fun! We need a guy to get blow jobs from as many of us as possible and record marks out of 10 alongside our BMI.

I wonder if any men would volunteer for such research....."

Sure, I'll supply the donuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a load of bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't having a go at "fat" people I was just simply asking a question. Does that make me a troll ????"

no,but it does make you sound like Jay in the inbetweeners..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..

Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks!

It's true Dan! I'm fat and I always say thank you if someone fucks me

I actually had an overweight girl message me before saying that we should meet as "big girls put more effort in as they appreciate it more than slim women". Maybe I should set her and OP up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is with the sizist threads lately!

Really annoys me.

Oh well off I go again. Will return in a few days in the hope that things may change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..

Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks!

It's true Dan! I'm fat and I always say thank you if someone fucks me

I actually had an overweight girl message me before saying that we should meet as "big girls put more effort in as they appreciate it more than slim women". Maybe I should set her and OP up

You totally should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the "Maybe It Was A Bit Fucking Stupid Of Me To Post That" award goes too...

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

What's with the doughnuts lol , just suck my cock , plenty feeding in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with the sizist threads lately!

Really annoys me.

Oh well off I go again. Will return in a few days in the hope that things may change "

Just stay for the donut chatter!

It's dealt with a good dose of humour and I doubt the OP has a queue to prove him wrong or otherwise.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is with the sizist threads lately!

Really annoys me.

Oh well off I go again. Will return in a few days in the hope that things may change

Just stay for the donut chatter!

It's dealt with a good dose of humour and I doubt the OP has a queue to prove him wrong or otherwise....."

You'd be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with the sizist threads lately!

Really annoys me.

Oh well off I go again. Will return in a few days in the hope that things may change

Just stay for the donut chatter!

It's dealt with a good dose of humour and I doubt the OP has a queue to prove him wrong or otherwise.....

You'd be surprised

Hey, well, if it works even better for you. Some people will not think twice in putting others down to pull themselves up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive actually enjoyed this thread. OP hasn't really offended anyone, there's been more humour and less fab outrage, and he might be getting his cock sucked as a result!

Great thread OP

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over a year ago

"Ive actually enjoyed this thread. OP hasn't really offended anyone, there's been more humour and less fab outrage, and he might be getting his cock sucked as a result!

Great thread OP

i think a suckathon should be set up skinnys V fattys I'm on fattys team... all proceeds go to charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is wrong with people on here?!

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.

XX "

An opening message once said 'I like fat birds'

I guess I was supposed to trip and fall on his cock, my bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like a blowjobathon is needed to settle this

That sounds fun! We need a guy to get blow jobs from as many of us as possible and record marks out of 10 alongside our BMI.

I wonder if any men would volunteer for such research....."

Delighted to step forward and volunteer! I'll keep a very fair marksheet too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive actually enjoyed this thread. OP hasn't really offended anyone, there's been more humour and less fab outrage, and he might be getting his cock sucked as a result!

Great thread OP

'Might' being the operative word!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive actually enjoyed this thread. OP hasn't really offended anyone, there's been more humour and less fab outrage, and he might be getting his cock sucked as a result!

Great thread OP

'Might' being the operative word!!!

Well it worked for Friday night and also Saturday morning

And let me just say.. its

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

This is most certainly a myth. Everyone knows men suck cock better than any lady lol lol lol

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By *akeyousmile30Man
over a year ago

greenwich

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

Dude you going to be using the Kleenex for years making statements/questions like that!!!

I think the best cock suckers are the people who have the most experience sucking cock!!

Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard that saying x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard that one before lol

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By *eardedSilverFoxMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"And the "Maybe It Was A Bit Fucking Stupid Of Me To Post That" award goes too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

I think it depends on how much chocolate sauce you coat it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously?? Another urban legend blasted to smithereens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously?? Another urban legend blasted to smithereens

Agreed....what a load of shite!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I think I probably suck cock better now I'm less fat than I used to be. Probably because I am fucking hungry. Just putting that out there.

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over a year ago

"I think I probably suck cock better now I'm less fat than I used to be. Probably because I am fucking hungry. Just putting that out there."

Haha...I'll be your hotdog any day xxx

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By *akeyousmile30Man
over a year ago

greenwich

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"

It does not matter who is sucking, it is down to how experienced they are!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??

It does not matter who is sucking, it is down to how experienced they are!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could look at it 2 ways really ..

1 skinny girls are starving..

2 chubby girls are greedy

Hahahahahahhaha... sorry if ive offended anyone one...

Lmao... honestly some silly things do get said on here..

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.

"Fat bird" what one sees under a bird feeder during warm winters where they over eat

Also see

"Easy pray for cats" as fat birds typically cant fly

Or turkey for xmas as no one wants a slim bird to roast

You just won my post of the day award.

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here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is being fat or slim related to someone sucking cock or not? I did grav popcorn and that to has become tasteless hearing that !!

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over a year ago

Not at all it is down to the women not size what is classed as fat anyway end of the day no matter on size it is technique that is.

Like saying are all blacks good Rappers are all long legged Females good pole dancers it is totally irrelevant.

It has nothing to with it all so whilst we are critising women Are blondes the best or brunettes or red heads.

Again it doesn't matter about size a good cock sucker has good techniques I have been with women who suck cock great some who are not also I believe a women who sucks cock great tend to enjoy it more then the women who don't suck well.

This is my personal opinions.

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