FabSwingers.com forum: Big cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was just having a flick I was wondering who has biggest willy on fab

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By *ndym12Man
over a year ago

Ivybridge

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me

Or me lol but i do have 15st to hammer it in with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me

Or me lol but i do have 15st to hammer it in with "

If I was a woman....Id shag you for having a great sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me

Or me lol but i do have 15st to hammer it in with

If I was a woman....Id shag you for having a great sense of humour

well they do say make a woman laff...

Shes putty in ya hands

Be the best 3 an half mins of her life

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By *ILLxxxMan
over a year ago

Durham

Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Who big Harold lolm

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Now he is a big boy alright

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By *ardleedsMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Wot's biggest u had kitty or u want?

Oh and I'm out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Get arrested for that

what a weapon.

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By *yeball91Man
over a year ago

southampton

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Now he is a big boy alright

OH DAMN!!

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By *k197Man
over a year ago

wymondham

Not me thats for sure.

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By *tud63Man
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Not me ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was big at 13". BH takes it to another level.

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By *yeball91Man
over a year ago

southampton

"I thought I was big at 13". BH takes it to another level. "

13 inches?! Wow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin hell, bet he scares women wen he drops his keks lol

Noway would i drop the soap if i was in prison with him :/

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Can't put a tin tack where a 6" nail has been.

Happy with my cock as it makes tracy cum.

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By *ardleedsMan
over a year ago

Stafford

BH defo takes the title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow Dylan wish you were closer got a lady who would die over that

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By *esitsrealMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Above average here but not biggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not contest. I win!!!

Well at least give me points for sounding confident lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't know to be excited or scared !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where big Harold's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By *adbod2015Man
over a year ago

Nantwich

You wouldn't want to be with someone after big harold

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

Not me either - is this a process of willination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me ?? but would love to watch Lou take something as big as big Harold ??be such a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me ?? but would love to watch Lou take something as big as big Harold ??be such a turn on. "
I would love to see my gal try take Harold also

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By *eviantExplorerWoman
over a year ago

northampton

Good God! Just looked at BH! I'm sore from just looking! Lol!!!! I honestly wouldn't know where to start!!! Knowing my luck, I'd get lock jaw! ????????

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By *woodiMan
over a year ago

notts

Hi have a look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he have enough blood in his body to fill that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me.

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By *uncouple3030Couple
over a year ago

Belfast:Dublin

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

He def is but no verifications to prove it's his...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out theo1o, thats the one for me x

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By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Am 9.5 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the biggest, but it tends to impress.

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

Big Harold could knock a fireplace out with that !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theo1o is a big big boy and the shape is gorgeous too...

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

This is really scary as much as I want a woman hope to god I never stumble across someone who has been attended to by big harold or theo. Now ladies please reassure us more normal mortals that you don't want to had by these two surely not all woman can accommodate such monsters where on earth can it go inside of them must be a danger of doing some physical damage.

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By *yc137Man
over a year ago

manchester

Not the biggest but I'm up there ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I was big at 13". BH takes it to another level. "
Dylan a Lady friend of mine would like to try you for size, pm me for details or set up watsapp.

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By *eteinlondonCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Central London

My god. BH doms - with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black magic

He is well over 12 inch

And there is a guy from Birmingham

Called black alpha bull he is 12.5 with 8.5 girth

The two biggest on fab by far

And I've met them both

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Id love one only that size...12 inches

I'm sick of my big cock...

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Mine seems to do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not me ahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big harold can answer "whats the time on ya cock? By looking at his wristwatch... On his cock

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By *ri16Man
over a year ago

SALTCOATS

Fuck I must be smallest on here not the biggest but hay ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any you guys used the power stud sleeve, is a sleeve that fits over the penis for dual pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me either but got 12.5 stone of St Helens beef to hammer it home.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dylan, I'm in Glasgow and my Mrs would like to meet you, could you contact me as your settings won't allow me to message you, cheers buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dylan, I'm in Glasgow and my Mrs would like to meet you, could you contact me as your settings won't allow me to message you, cheers buddy. "

Over 10 weeks ago maybe he forgot he posted on the thread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just having a flick I was wondering who has biggest willy on fab

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good question xXxX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the saying goes it's not the size it's what can be done with it

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just having a flick I was wondering who has biggest willy on fab

what was the best time you've had?

Was it the biggest cock?

Widest cock ?

Or a vibrator ?

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Not me but i bet i have the smallest cock in here

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By *umpty dumptyMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Not me got small one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def not the biggest here..but know too big can be painful for women and really restrict positions they can do..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dylan, I'm in Glasgow and my Mrs would like to meet you, could you contact me as your settings won't allow me to message you, cheers buddy. "

Your profile makes no mention of any female. For that reason. it's a non starter for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a fair 9 inches but I've seen monsters on here that look as big as a 12 inch subway LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just having a flick I was wondering who has biggest willy on fab

Has to be big Harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's mine...

... I mean I know it definitely isn't.

But noone can prove that it isn't... And that's all that matters. Yay.

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By *etmelickyou40Man
over a year ago

kent

Only a tidge here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now realise that people could probably prove me wrong very easily.

I must ask them not to, and to let me have this small victory.

Pleaseandthankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look at my guys and gals!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was getting a handjob from a girl the other night....

She said "this is the biggest cock I've ever felt!!"

I said "I think you're pulling my leg !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not small here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! And I can't find a hen to mate with a six feet tall cock, bloody thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just having a flick I was wondering who has biggest willy on fab

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So size DOES matter then! I knew it, I knew it!!! Bollox!

Oh well, that's this old fossil out of the running!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely not small here

Looks a decent size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely not small here

Looks a decent size

Why are they bloody miles away !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely not small here

Looks a decent size

It's a handful for sure

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By *otwife63Couple
over a year ago

south wales

"Have a look at my guys and gals!"

What's the size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a look at my guys and gals!

What's the size?"

I would say between 8-9 inches ..... not that ive measured many lol just a hand ratio thing I have in my head xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bum aswell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines about 8 1/2 to 8 3/4, it varys depending on how naughty the women playing with it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HungBlackTop should have posted on this thread ! xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont know about having the biggest! but definitely have the best looking and proportioned cock going

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Ah today's Willie-waving thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a rollercoaster this was lol

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

"I thought I was big at 13". BH takes it to another level. "

13"? Oh fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *ndiansexguruMan
over a year ago

Surbiton, Germany

Def not the biggest on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be on for the smallest

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Just checked big Harold out.

Defo a contender with that huge weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the biggest and defiantly not the smallest. But a damn good size.

A pretty good looking cock too.

D xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Wow!

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By *ndyiron84Man
over a year ago

bradford

I've been told mines very good looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Wow!

Big Harold is certainly big but when is big too big? My mere 7 inches is a tight fit most times!

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Wow!

By the Christ!

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By *ndiansexguruMan
over a year ago

Surbiton, Germany

Oh and I forgot to mention the girth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Now he is a big boy alright

Going to check it out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

Now he is a big boy alright

Going to check it out now

Oh My God ...Fuck Me! He's huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

"destroyed me yet again. xx"

Big Harold. What a guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG he's huge, definitely the winner.

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By *erminxWoman
over a year ago

Quinton

Oh my!! That's too big I think

I'm pretty tight so the concept scared me but put my big girl pants on and played with 10 inches

Could not walk for a week but seriously good fun

couldn't be a regular thing, I'll stick to average

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I used to think I had a tiny cock, then I realised I just had massive hands.

But sadly, I'm still only the proud owner of a very averaged size cock, so it's definitely not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is just pretty average feel free to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me

Or me lol but i do have 15st to hammer it in with "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung like a donkey...

... a really cute, little, new born donkey

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I'm hung like a horse........a seahorse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just having a flick I was wondering who has biggest willy on fab

message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big harolds looks ridiculous...7 inches thick!..fuck off lol

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

As above for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at DarkReign in our verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only just take my fellas but Big Harold Is a big boy lol

Jess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at DarkReign in our verifications

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Well I couldn't find big Howard. ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I couldn't find big Howard. ..lol"

Big Harold

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Wow! I am 5.5 round but 7!!!! Wow. Yep Big Harold clear winner.

Oh and at 60 he scores double points for wining one for the more mature swingers.

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By *ardleedsMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Omg now my cock feels smaller than ever big Harold us fecking Hugh. Ladies tell the truth who like to try one that big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average Joe me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We not me but if we add them together, well what can I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not me but had no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been told it's tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

Mines not the biggest but certainly bigger than most lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines not the biggest but certainly bigger than most lol"

Haha yours is huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines not the biggest but certainly bigger than most lol"

That is a third leg

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"Mines not the biggest but certainly bigger than most lol

That is a third leg

U can talk !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines not the biggest but certainly bigger than most lol

That is a third leg

U can talk !!!

That's what I was thinking

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By *ony.A2Man
over a year ago

boston

bh looks like a loaf of bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bh looks like a loaf of bread!"

Yours looks super thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love big Harold....

Mines does the job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love big Harold....

Mines does the job!! "

Bet it does mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snug fit here at 7in n reasonably girthy.

As long as it satisfies my meets then I'm happy

What about who has the biggest balls?

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing them to n fro?

Can you sling them over your shoulder?

Like a regimental soldier?

Can't remember the rest.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine fits like a glove, one size fits all.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

i think i am up in the vwe range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly not the smallest...or biggest.. A modest 7"

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By *umpty dumptyMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Not the biggest here

What do the ladies on here prefer

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By *lack_GeminiMan
over a year ago

Pattaya

Wow.. Big Harold I bow before you lol

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Im definitely the smallest

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By *inful pairCouple
over a year ago

Montrose

Size doesn't really matter x

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"Well I couldn't find big Howard. ..lol

Big Harold "

Lol cheers betty

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Well me old grandad use to say.....

Its not the size of the ship..

But the motion in the ocean. .

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"Size doesn't really matter x"

U sure..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's how you use it that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a big dick......

( oops, read the thread question wrong ! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I was big at 13". BH takes it to another level. "

DYLAN message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out ... Big Harold

He has to be a definite contender

He def is but no verifications to prove it's his..."

Well it ain't his granny's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theo1o is a big big boy and the shape is gorgeous too..."

You I your way to see Uncle Harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely not my husband

I am sure your husband will appreciate your comment and your sad emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big do you like your cock to be

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By *adbod2015Man
over a year ago

Nantwich

Theo1o could kill someone with that thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are outrageous on here! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Dick"

My dick cost a late night fee

Your dick got the HIV

My dick plays on the double feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick - bigger than a bridge

Your dick look like a little kid's

My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team

Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick - locked in a cage, right

Your dick suffer from stage fright

My dick - so hot, it's stolen

Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick - pink and big

Your dick stinks like shit

My dick got a Caesar do,

Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size

Your dick look like two fries

My dick - more mass than the Earth

Your dick - half staff, it needs work

My dick - been there done that

Your dick sits there with dunce cap

My dick - V.I.P.

Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction

Your dick don't even function

My dick served a whole luncheon

Your dick - it look like a munchkin

My dick - size of a pumpkin

Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

My dick - good good lovin'

Your dick - good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350

Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

My dick - pretty damn skippy

Your dick - hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney

Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines

My dick is like an M16

Your dick - broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas

Your dick farts and queefs

My dick - rumble in the jungle

Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga

Your dick - fruit roll -up

My dick - grade -A beef

Your dick - Mayday geek

My dick - sick and dangerous

Your dick - quick and painless

My dick - 'nuff said.

Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

Still funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always someone with a bigger prick just around the corner!

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Mine is 20" now I have photoshopped it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny here

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By *ilthy gentleman 4425Man
over a year ago

PONTEFRACT

big H wow that is some shalong lol x

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

"Snug fit here at 7in n reasonably girthy.

As long as it satisfies my meets then I'm happy

What about who has the biggest balls?

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing them to n fro?

Can you sling them over your shoulder?

Like a regimental soldier?

Can't remember the rest.....

Does this guy have to keep spamming the thread??

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the time of day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snug fit here at 7in n reasonably girthy.

As long as it satisfies my meets then I'm happy

What about who has the biggest balls?

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing them to n fro?

Can you sling them over your shoulder?

Like a regimental soldier?

Can't remember the rest.....

Does this guy have to keep spamming the thread??

Jesus"

Hey what you up to?

I'm a bored 23yr old horny student that likes to shake my ass on cam,you wanna watch?

Come to my website www.howzatferspamyacunt!.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snug fit here at 7in n reasonably girthy.

As long as it satisfies my meets then I'm happy

What about who has the biggest balls?

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing them to n fro?

Can you sling them over your shoulder?

Like a regimental soldier?

Can't remember the rest.....

Does this guy have to keep spamming the thread??

Jesus"

You called ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just having a flick I was wondering who has biggest willy on fab

Is that different to finding great the biggest cock on fab? ??

I have several candidates to put forward for that award

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

might not be the biggest but I sure hope it's attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By biggest cock are we talking the part of the anotomy or they actual person? Lol xxx

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

By biggest cock are we talking the part of the anotomy or they actual person? Lol xxx"

Wowzer !

A nice large dong you have the though sir ! I'm sure you impress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd imagine i'm up there! doubt i'm the biggest though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd imagine i'm up there! doubt i'm the biggest though "

Still...fair play though mate...thats an impressive tool

*claps in appreciation*

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Not me

Or me lol but i do have 15st to hammer it in with "

Haha excellent ! Not the size of the nail but the hammer behind it .. although you have a fair old nail yourself

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not many guys pushing their inches here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not too bad

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"i'd imagine i'm up there! doubt i'm the biggest though "

Do many get scared away by that monster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After Big Hatold, it must be like waving a wand in Hogwarts dinning hall

Ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10" and big Harold would scare me, I don't think I could take either of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After Big Hatold, it must be like waving a wand in Hogwarts dinning hall

Ouch!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eve is looking for big cock..

send her your best pics

Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eve is looking for big cock..

send her your best pics

Adam "

The Mrs calls me a big cock on occasion. Does that count?

And there dies the thread.

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