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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. " Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like | |||
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"Mine just represent me.....ok not when I'm shopping in Tesco but it's still me. Same with my face pic hardly any make up on but it's still me." If you shopped like that in Tesco I'd get a job as a till operater!!! ![]() | |||
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"I know this site is mainly about attracting other people but are over-flattering and professional type photos a waste of time?? Surely showing more 'accurate' photos would prevent any embarrassing misunderstandings ![]() Says someone who isn't showing any ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. " Fuck yes ![]() | |||
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"Mine just represent me.....ok not when I'm shopping in Tesco but it's still me. Same with my face pic hardly any make up on but it's still me. If you shopped like that in Tesco I'd get a job as a till operater!!! ![]() And I'd be arrested lol | |||
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"Photos are fun, just like swinging is (meant to be) let's keep it that way... A fertile imagination and artistic expression is a good thing... A rouges gallery of mug shots is just plain boring." Well said | |||
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"Mine just represent me.....ok not when I'm shopping in Tesco but it's still me. Same with my face pic hardly any make up on but it's still me. If you shopped like that in Tesco I'd get a job as a till operater!!! ![]() True. Best off being a cop then eh? ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like " So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? | |||
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"I know this site is mainly about attracting other people but are over-flattering and professional type photos a waste of time?? Surely showing more 'accurate' photos would prevent any embarrassing misunderstandings ![]() Initially you need to present yourself in the best possible pose. Poorly taken photos indicate a lack of effort. Common sense suggests that you upload your best photos . | |||
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"I display the pics I like most of myself, and yes they are from my best angles and I use filters, but they're still me. I don't feel like I'm fooling anyone with them so don't see a problem" Look stunning from where I'm sat x ![]() | |||
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" No one has been let down to date. In fact I usually get told I look better in the flesh, one of those moments where I'm unsure if that's an compliment or not..... " This. I don't use photoshop and most of them are taken during play because that's what I prefer. The other is me goofing around and my tits look fantastic in it and it highlights my ever shrinking tummy so I thought why not? I wish I had the ability to take more arty ones but I quite often end up laughing or messing around with the photographer so it never happens... | |||
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"I know this site is mainly about attracting other people but are over-flattering and professional type photos a waste of time?? Surely showing more 'accurate' photos would prevent any embarrassing misunderstandings ![]() I agree op I try to keep my pictures as life like as possible for the simple reason I would rather look less than stellar in my pictures and better in the flesh . not the other way round which does happen quite a bit when dealing with the internet . ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like " Yours are spot-on ![]() | |||
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"I display the pics I like most of myself, and yes they are from my best angles and I use filters, but they're still me. I don't feel like I'm fooling anyone with them so don't see a problem Look stunning from where I'm sat x ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"Some photo's would bloody help! You need to attract people in. I have plenty on mine all taken by myself, I think they portray me as I am ![]() Yes OP where are your pics lol | |||
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"I know this site is mainly about attracting other people but are over-flattering and professional type photos a waste of time?? Surely showing more 'accurate' photos would prevent any embarrassing misunderstandings ![]() All we get is biology shots. I know what ovaries and spleen look like! It'll be DNA shots next week. ![]() | |||
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"I'll add that if I'm meeting someone I tend to send other pics to what's on display here, including face pics, full body shots etc, so there certainly wouldn't be any 'surprises' anyway " I do too including one with no make up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll add that if I'm meeting someone I tend to send other pics to what's on display here, including face pics, full body shots etc, so there certainly wouldn't be any 'surprises' anyway I do too including one with no make up ![]() ![]() Me too ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll add that if I'm meeting someone I tend to send other pics to what's on display here, including face pics, full body shots etc, so there certainly wouldn't be any 'surprises' anyway I do too including one with no make up ![]() ![]() I have no need to show a pic with no make up. I wouldn't dream of going to a meet without make up! ![]() | |||
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"Mine just represent me.....ok not when I'm shopping in Tesco but it's still me. Same with my face pic hardly any make up on but it's still me. If you shopped like that in Tesco I'd get a job as a till operater!!! ![]() I could help you push the trolley ![]() | |||
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"Mine just represent me.....ok not when I'm shopping in Tesco but it's still me. Same with my face pic hardly any make up on but it's still me. If you shopped like that in Tesco I'd get a job as a till operater!!! ![]() ![]() I thought I'd commented when I saw your comment lol. | |||
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"OP i think you've got a bloody cheek criticising other peoples photos when you don't have any at all ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like " If your starting point when looking at a nice photo is "I bet she looks nothing like that ", then I'd respectfully suggest that the photo is not the issue | |||
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"I put tons of make-up on but then don't show my face ![]() You don't need make-up, you've got a huge cock ![]() | |||
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"I put tons of make-up on but then don't show my face ![]() ![]() That is not huge; huge is in a huge box in the wardrobe ![]() | |||
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"I put tons of make-up on but then don't show my face ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I know this site is mainly about attracting other people but are over-flattering and professional type photos a waste of time?? Surely showing more 'accurate' photos would prevent any embarrassing misunderstandings ![]() ![]() Boom! ![]() | |||
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"I know this site is mainly about attracting other people but are over-flattering and professional type photos a waste of time?? Surely showing more 'accurate' photos would prevent any embarrassing misunderstandings ![]() on the contary,shit photos turn us off. we like to see well taken photos | |||
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"None of mine are professionally done, I just have a camera with a timer and very bendy arms for mobile selfies. I would love to treat myself to a photo shoot though one day, they look like lots of fun. Of course I put up ones that are flattering. Realistic and not tweaked with editing trickery (outside of filters and borders) of course, but I do pick nice ones over ones where I look crap!! " How can you look crap? You should do that pro shoot. The pictures would be worth £££££ ![]() | |||
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"there is a female who posts pics all day evryday and you would be in for a surprise if you met her as you can see the large amount of photoshop work in them. the back ground gets all distorted because she tries to slim her arms and legs whilst boosting her boobs. its actually funny she is so desperate " Intriguing..... | |||
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"I love a good photo. Some are close to artistic on here. I like those more than a selfie from a dodgy phone camera. I'll get to see what you actually look like when if meet, then I can look at your flaws. ![]() Hey. ..don't knock the selfie from a dodgy phone camera. ..i rather thought I'd nailed that look ![]() | |||
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"there is a female who posts pics all day evryday and you would be in for a surprise if you met her as you can see the large amount of photoshop work in them. the back ground gets all distorted because she tries to slim her arms and legs whilst boosting her boobs. its actually funny she is so desperate " I actually think it's a little sad that she feels she has to do that. She's got a great figure as it is, without the need to stretch bits of her into some sort of cartoon barbie. I wonder where her head is at feeling compelled to do it? | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position?" My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() Ofcourse you are As are we, and have | |||
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"I love a good photo. Some are close to artistic on here. I like those more than a selfie from a dodgy phone camera. I'll get to see what you actually look like when if meet, then I can look at your flaws. ![]() ![]() I had to look through all your photos to see if you were right. And you are ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() What was your point then ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() ![]() What was yours? | |||
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"Flatter photos are why so many people say the person who showed up looked nothing like their photos. It's trickery! " It's how McDonalds sell their burgers, people still eat them! ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() ![]() Read the thread. ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() ![]() ![]() Read my comments ![]() | |||
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"Flatter photos are why so many people say the person who showed up looked nothing like their photos. It's trickery! It's how McDonalds sell their burgers, people still eat them! ![]() True, but some people are sick afterwards ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did, and they were pointless | |||
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"Flatter photos are why so many people say the person who showed up looked nothing like their photos. It's trickery! It's how McDonalds sell their burgers, people still eat them! ![]() ![]() In that case, just hide it again ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Most thought that about your 'thread' ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Most?? You still commented though ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I always comment on useless threads. It is fun ![]() | |||
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"A waste of time? No. What? ![]() What do you mean by "what?". I answered the question that you asked. | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like So do you look like a silhouette then OP? You have no pics at all..... surprised in that case that you are actually asking this from your position? My photos are private, surely I am 'allowed' to comment on anything I want, I am or breaking any rules ![]() Members can manage their profiles as they please . Howevever if you choose not to display your own photos , any arguement that you make will lack creditablity as the thread is about photos and you have none of your own. As a profile is a key marketing tool it is crucial that you display ones that are well presented and are best possible ones of yourself. It is not a very good start if you display poorly taken photos . | |||
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"I know this site is mainly about attracting other people but are over-flattering and professional type photos a waste of time?? Surely showing more 'accurate' photos would prevent any embarrassing misunderstandings ![]() My photos are for me. Because I feel good posting them. I have 150 pics on here, most of them hidden. But I like to look back at them like a little ti_eline of fun I've had. Some of mine have filters on and a few of mine have been professionally taken (they've had bruises, running mascara and spots airbrushed out) but as I tend to meet people in clubs, rather than from here, I don't see it as misrepresentation as they choose to speak to me when they see me in the flesh. | |||
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"Why would anyone put unflattering pics on here?? " Oooo just looked at yours. Gorgeous! | |||
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"I could take 100 pics and could look different (in my eyes) in every one. " What? Even of your c**K? Amazing ![]() | |||
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"Why would anyone put unflattering pics on here?? " They may be using my strategy which is to not over impress and then be unable to deliver. Slightly unflattering pictures sets the bar lower for you when it comes to meet I guess. | |||
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"More staged, cropped, edited pics added. For those who use photos purely as a literal indicator of how the person looks, let me help: 1: no, I do not stand in front of French Windows in Brussels often. 2: no, my cock is not in black and white 3: no, I don't actually measure my cock with Jean Paul Gaultier 4: yes, I do know how to undress before taking a shower. 5: yes, it would be more comfortable if I just stretched out and went to sleep 6: no, I wouldn't out surgical gloves on in a non-sterile environment 7: no, I don't normally use a towel when perfectly dry 8: yes, my flaccid cock does fit nicely in my hand, doesn't it! Hope this helps. " So is the medical get up real or a fantasy roleplay costume type thingy? Just for nosiness... ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like " If they are up to date and not photoshopped then the camera doesnt lie. They only way to see if someone is how they are represented in their photos is cam with them. Failing that, meet them ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. Fair enough, I think your photos look great, I just worry with some profiles that they are a miss representation of what they look like If they are up to date and not photoshopped then the camera doesnt lie. They only way to see if someone is how they are represented in their photos is cam with them. Failing that, meet them ![]() People do not meet me because of how I look, but because of who I am and how I make them feel. My pics show my personality as much as anything. And THAT is what I use photos for. | |||
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"More staged, cropped, edited pics added. For those who use photos purely as a literal indicator of how the person looks, let me help: 1: no, I do not stand in front of French Windows in Brussels often. 2: no, my cock is not in black and white 3: no, I don't actually measure my cock with Jean Paul Gaultier 4: yes, I do know how to undress before taking a shower. 5: yes, it would be more comfortable if I just stretched out and went to sleep 6: no, I wouldn't out surgical gloves on in a non-sterile environment 7: no, I don't normally use a towel when perfectly dry 8: yes, my flaccid cock does fit nicely in my hand, doesn't it! Hope this helps. " What about the stars coming out of Party Cock, please don't tell me they're fake to..... ![]() | |||
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"If my profile is my shop window, I'm putting my best sellers in it every time. People do not meet me because of how I look, but because of who I am and how I make them feel. My pics show my personality as much as anything. And THAT is what I use photos for. " Very nice photos too. ![]() | |||
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"More staged, cropped, edited pics added. For those who use photos purely as a literal indicator of how the person looks, let me help: 1: no, I do not stand in front of French Windows in Brussels often. 2: no, my cock is not in black and white 3: no, I don't actually measure my cock with Jean Paul Gaultier 4: yes, I do know how to undress before taking a shower. 5: yes, it would be more comfortable if I just stretched out and went to sleep 6: no, I wouldn't out surgical gloves on in a non-sterile environment 7: no, I don't normally use a towel when perfectly dry 8: yes, my flaccid cock does fit nicely in my hand, doesn't it! Hope this helps. What about the stars coming out of Party Cock, please don't tell me they're fake to..... ![]() Stars and streamers!! Thats what party cock does! He does tinsel at Christmas ![]() | |||
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"More staged, cropped, edited pics added. For those who use photos purely as a literal indicator of how the person looks, let me help: 1: no, I do not stand in front of French Windows in Brussels often. 2: no, my cock is not in black and white 3: no, I don't actually measure my cock with Jean Paul Gaultier 4: yes, I do know how to undress before taking a shower. 5: yes, it would be more comfortable if I just stretched out and went to sleep 6: no, I wouldn't out surgical gloves on in a non-sterile environment 7: no, I don't normally use a towel when perfectly dry 8: yes, my flaccid cock does fit nicely in my hand, doesn't it! Hope this helps. What about the stars coming out of Party Cock, please don't tell me they're fake to..... ![]() ![]() Amazing.....can't wait ![]() ![]() | |||
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"More staged, cropped, edited pics added. For those who use photos purely as a literal indicator of how the person looks, let me help: 1: no, I do not stand in front of French Windows in Brussels often. 2: no, my cock is not in black and white 3: no, I don't actually measure my cock with Jean Paul Gaultier 4: yes, I do know how to undress before taking a shower. 5: yes, it would be more comfortable if I just stretched out and went to sleep 6: no, I wouldn't out surgical gloves on in a non-sterile environment 7: no, I don't normally use a towel when perfectly dry 8: yes, my flaccid cock does fit nicely in my hand, doesn't it! Hope this helps. What about the stars coming out of Party Cock, please don't tell me they're fake to..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ps I love the way you talk like he is an actual person ![]() | |||
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"Who is to say professional photos aren't accurate? Ours are "professional" if you define being shot by pro (self) on a high-end camera. We use minimalistic editing (crops and slight brightness tweaks due to loosing the lens hood) and have yet to be told we don't look like our pics." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"More staged, cropped, edited pics added. For those who use photos purely as a literal indicator of how the person looks, let me help: 1: no, I do not stand in front of French Windows in Brussels often. 2: no, my cock is not in black and white 3: no, I don't actually measure my cock with Jean Paul Gaultier 4: yes, I do know how to undress before taking a shower. 5: yes, it would be more comfortable if I just stretched out and went to sleep 6: no, I wouldn't out surgical gloves on in a non-sterile environment 7: no, I don't normally use a towel when perfectly dry 8: yes, my flaccid cock does fit nicely in my hand, doesn't it! Hope this helps. What about the stars coming out of Party Cock, please don't tell me they're fake to..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He doesn't like being treated as a mere object! | |||
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"there is a female who posts pics all day evryday and you would be in for a surprise if you met her as you can see the large amount of photoshop work in them. the back ground gets all distorted because she tries to slim her arms and legs whilst boosting her boobs. its actually funny she is so desperate I actually think it's a little sad that she feels she has to do that. She's got a great figure as it is, without the need to stretch bits of her into some sort of cartoon barbie. I wonder where her head is at feeling compelled to do it? " she is at it again ![]() | |||
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" she is at it again ![]() I rarely look at hot pics but I'm so bloody intrigued now who this is! Nosiness getting the better of me! ![]() | |||
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" she is at it again ![]() ![]() Same here ![]() | |||
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" she is at it again ![]() ![]() ![]() If you find out let me know! Ha! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"there is a female who posts pics all day evryday and you would be in for a surprise if you met her as you can see the large amount of photoshop work in them. the back ground gets all distorted because she tries to slim her arms and legs whilst boosting her boobs. its actually funny she is so desperate " Your pics are the best I've seen on here | |||
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