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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone been filled with dread during a steamy session that a fart is looming?

What did you do?

Sneak the bugger out

Hold it

Let it go and share it?

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone been filled with dread during a steamy session that a fart is looming?

What did you do?

Sneak the bugger out

Hold it

Let it go and share it?

Do tell "

The problem with sneaking it out is that silent ones tend to smell worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry it's not about

Big tits

Racism

Or profile reviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened to me! I didn't realise this is an issue some people face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your meeting then eat wisely before a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Alabama Hot Pocket on her.

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By *heoralexpertMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough/Helmsley NY

Yeah I've let it go before today and just apologised x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha well if the woman is very vocal let it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha well if the woman is very vocal let it out "
pmsl she never notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha well if the woman is very vocal let it out pmsl she never notice "

Happy days hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never really noticed my farting being a problem. I'm too engaged with other things.

If I'm just lying there after I try very hard to do silent ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have befor and was so embarrassing

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Are fanny farts more or less embarrassing for the woman?

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Oh dear, I think you need to seek out "Farthammer" websites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errm, yeah, has happened to us. Would prefer not to go into a lot of detail but our future strategy is to be careful about choice of foods before hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy go down on me and all the way through I was thinking "I really need to trump, I hope it doesn't slip out"

It didn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are fanny farts more or less embarrassing for the woman? "

I Blaim the guys for making a fanny fart as it's all the air they have pumped in just getting back out again x

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Bought a new rabbit and was using it in the wife the other night and she farted as she was cumming, I took it as a compliment that it was due to the great cum she was having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a new rabbit and was using it in the wife the other night and she farted as she was cumming, I took it as a compliment that it was due to the great cum she was having "

I do that sometimes.. as you Cum you push out that's when they slip out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One cheek sneak

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Bought a new rabbit and was using it in the wife the other night and she farted as she was cumming, I took it as a compliment that it was due to the great cum she was having

I do that sometimes.. as you Cum you push out that's when they slip out x"

The sign that you've just had an amazing cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone been filled with dread during a steamy session that a fart is looming?

What did you do?

Sneak the bugger out

Hold it

Let it go and share it?

Do tell "

Take a small break, nip around the corner, raise one leg force the bugger out. Don't force too hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to the cleaning cupboard lol

Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once, blamed it on the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I warned him..he said to let it go so I did..then he did one and we had a laugh about it! We were between sessions and eating pizza on the bed...it was a great night!

We're all human..it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I needed to piss when I was inside a woman once

By the time I had removed the condom and relieved myself then walked back into the bedroom the passion had gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I warned him..he said to let it go so I did..then he did one and we had a laugh about it! We were between sessions and eating pizza on the bed...it was a great night!

We're all human..it happens."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been embarrassed by farting.

It's a body function.

Carry on fucking.

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

I've had a few fanny farts happen to me still embarrassing though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few fanny farts happen to me still embarrassing though lol "

I find bodily functions hilarious..farting burping fanny farts..they all make me laugh a lot! When I've fanny farted or during anal when he's pushing air in which then escapes makes me giggle..I just say "that's your fault that is!"

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I needed to piss when I was inside a woman once

By the time I had removed the condom and relieved myself then walked back into the bedroom the passion had gone "

And this has to exactly what to do with farting!!

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Never have but I think I should sometimes- sometimes have quite uncomfortable feelings after play and fart like mad in the morning or when I wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone been filled with dread during a steamy session that a fart is looming?

What did you do?

Sneak the bugger out

Hold it

Let it go and share it?

Do tell "

Thought u meant at work. I do tend to let one rip and make a hasty retreat at work. At copy station at lunch room or walking down a corridor. Someone else can get the blame for them

Never let one go on your own office someone walking in after would surely notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it out and laugh about it and apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it happens I just laugh x

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By *ne hung loMan
over a year ago

gloucester

My ex wife fanny farted in my face once we both fell about laughing, let em go I say natural body function

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My ex could Fanny fart to order

Gutted we split

What a talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like the queen.....I never fart (lies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it a turn on when an attractive woman farted in my presence..familiarity doesn't always breed contempt..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I've let it go before today and just apologised x "

Same here. It happens...just so long as its not a case of 'shit happens' then all is usually well If she gets offended, just ask her what she does when she wants to let one rip...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy farts too l o l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone been filled with dread during a steamy session that a fart is looming?

What did you do?

Sneak the bugger out

Hold it

Let it go and share it?

Do tell "

It's when someone is sitting on your face then farts that you need to worry.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

If durin a good fuck i just say pussy is busy so ass is saying thanks lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Use it as extra pounding power. Newton was right about every force had an equal and opposite

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