FabSwingers.com forum: Begging status

By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

some people will hawk themselves out for allsorts on here. just prostitution in different guise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a £10 top up AND a curry...bloody cheek!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Ooh I need a new car

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

I wonder if the men actually fall for it ? X

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"a £10 top up AND a curry...bloody cheek!"

I know right ? Maybe the £10 top up is to phone for the curry lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "

I'm sorry but can't even read that just absolutely fixed on your gorgeous looks my god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anyone would piss on me if i were on fire, nevermind pay to shag me. Goodluck to those who can get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a £10 top up AND a curry...bloody cheek!

I know right ? Maybe the £10 top up is to phone for the curry lmfao

Certainly wouldn't happen down in Devon; maybe a "£10 Top-Up AND getting up at 4am for milking"

I am NOT a bumpkin!

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha

I'm sorry but can't even read that just absolutely fixed on your gorgeous looks my god

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status heading currently on display

No money and Phone bill due

Gang Bang contribution to costs

Bring Vodka and Blow

Any mechanics free cant pay LOL

...............its just a normal day!!

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Status heading currently on display

No money and Phone bill due

Gang Bang contribution to costs

Bring Vodka and Blow

Any mechanics free cant pay LOL

...............its just a normal day!!"

'Bring vodka and blow'

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing how desperate some guys are on here she probably topped up till next year and a curry booked for every weekend up till Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha

I'm sorry but can't even read that just absolutely fixed on your gorgeous looks my god

Absolute darling you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please fab my pic if you do more to come......hate those statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of them on twitter.

Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen one from a girl dropping heavy hints she would love to go to a Gig,cue some guy who would have bought her a ticket no doubt lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a £10 top up AND a curry...bloody cheek!"

I know just as well she never asked for prawn crackers too lol

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By *ustthe2ofusXXXCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"Status heading currently on display

No money and Phone bill due

Gang Bang contribution to costs

Bring Vodka and Blow

Any mechanics free cant pay LOL

...............its just a normal day!!"

Did someone ask for a mechanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full of them on twitter.

Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy

The used worn knickers sale has been going on for ages. I bought a pair from a lady but asked for my money back when she confirmed she had only worn them for 20 mins. Reported her to trading standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full of them on twitter.

Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy

20 min id say you owe her another 20 quid,at least they were worn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen this one from a 19 year old

No transport to college lift any one

What on earth is a 19 year old doing on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this one from a 19 year old

No transport to college lift any one

What on earth is a 19 year old doing on this site

Looking for a lift to college

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full of them on twitter.

Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Full of them on twitter.

Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favours for Fab's on photos makes me laugh, it really means that much, bizarre!

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Favours for Fab's on photos makes me laugh, it really means that much, bizarre!"

OMG yes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wotsits and white lightning here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a young lady offer me a blow job if I could transfer £20 to her account so she could top up her electricity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wotsits and white lightning here "
Classy bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one saying that her phone bill was due and she was skint!!

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates

that can beat the curry haha "

I've been offered money for sex off this site which I declined of course

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm going about this all wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wotsits and white lightning here Classy bird"

Baked snacks only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates

that can beat the curry haha

I've been offered money for sex off this site which I declined of course

Ive been offered cash for sex too. Which was also declined. The offer actually got quite tempting lol

I've seen a status from a local woman essentially offering sex for drugs.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"some people will hawk themselves out for allsorts on here. just prostitution in different guise..."

Liquorice Allsorts

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I don't like Curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "

Meal A or B ?

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Status heading currently on display

No money and Phone bill due

Gang Bang contribution to costs

Bring Vodka and Blow

Any mechanics free cant pay LOL

...............its just a normal day!!"

To be fair I could do with an electrician

What do you think my chances are?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha

Meal A or B ? "

Ah, you big-spender

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha

Meal A or B ?

Ah, you big-spender

Hahaha X

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

There was a local couple recently that kept on offering sex for half a gram of thankfully they've disappeared now......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I get moaned at when I say the sites gone to shit

I've seen people trying to sell stuff via a status

One woman today had enough of it

She said she is 'board' with it all

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Asking for stuff in exchange for sex, terrible......

I see FIFA 17 is out

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"Asking for stuff in exchange for sex, terrible......

I see FIFA 17 is out

You're setting the bar too low mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wotsits and white lightning here Classy bird

Baked snacks only!"

Double classy.

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By *he-Dirty-DuoMan
over a year ago

Boston

We had someone offer us money and holidays if we had sex on Skype while he watched he's now on our blocked list, we are here for fun not to sell ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a local couple recently that kept on offering sex for half a gram of thankfully they've disappeared now......"
No it was a can of Coca Cola they were seeking

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"There was a local couple recently that kept on offering sex for half a gram of thankfully they've disappeared now...... No it was a can of Coca Cola they were seeking"

I offered Pepsi and got blocked!!

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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For research I wonder if I should try something like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we switch this ? I need a new toaster

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I do - especially if they throw in some Nectar points

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

"I do - especially if they throw in some Nectar points

Thinking about Tesco clubcard points would be handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if the men actually fall for it ? X "

I've been offered cash as it turns the men on. I was insulted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I get moaned at when I say the sites gone to shit

I've seen people trying to sell stuff via a status

One woman today had enough of it

She said she is 'board' with it all "

Monopoly or cluedo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wotsits and white lightning here Classy bird

Baked snacks only!

Double classy. "

I knows

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"wotsits and white lightning here Classy bird

Baked snacks only!

Double classy.

I knows "

I'm popping to the offy now see you in an hour!!

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".

My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.

On the occasions when a lady or couple have entertained me at their place (or hotel) I have always (voluntarily) taken a bottle of something along with me out of courtesy - merely as a thank you for their hospitality. As one would when invited round for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I could do with an holiday in the seychelles if anyone's offering in exchange for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some toilet paper.

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wotsits and white lightning here Classy bird

Baked snacks only!

Double classy.

I knows

I'm popping to the offy now see you in an hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need some toilet paper.

Lool wonder what the replies was from that I hate to imagine

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".

My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.

There are people who genuinely can't accommodate.

I don't see why two couples sharing the cost is so bad :/

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x "

My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.

Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!

I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".

My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.

If it's "pay for our hotel or we're not fucking you" or it's a criteria of meeting then it feels iffy. But splitting the costs or taking it in turns to pay is entirely different and IMO normal.

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".

My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.

If it's "pay for our hotel or we're not fucking you" or it's a criteria of meeting then it feels iffy. But splitting the costs or taking it in turns to pay is entirely different and IMO normal."

Thanks for clarifying that Ruby. I was indeed inferring the former.

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x

My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.

Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!

I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course

Good stuff ! And I bet the wank will be better than if you met one of the said ladies wanting a curry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".

My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.

If it's "pay for our hotel or we're not fucking you" or it's a criteria of meeting then it feels iffy. But splitting the costs or taking it in turns to pay is entirely different and IMO normal.

Thanks for clarifying that Ruby. I was indeed inferring the former.

Ah ok. Well yes I think it's dodgy and would avoid.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can we switch this ? I need a new toaster

I'll buy you a toaster in exchange for a night of hot action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we switch this ? I need a new toaster

I'll buy you a toaster in exchange for a night of hot action "
haha

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

I'm kind of hungry.

Anyone wanna get me a curry then?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm kind of hungry.

Anyone wanna get me a curry then?

Go on then, I can stretch to a curry as well as a toaster

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Its more likely I'd have to pay folk !

Good luck to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen one saying

Fffm meet

Charges apply

Is this any different?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if the men actually fall for it ? X "

yes they certainly do for the poor little girly pleading poverty to anyone that will be gullible to fall for it !

Think a £5 or £10 a time from 30 guys makes for a nice living wage for a flash of boob !

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

You can have us both to do as you please for a years supply of Haribo white jelly men, but not the big ones, the little ones & only the white ones you can stick the rest

S&H

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Just seen one saying

Fffm meet

Charges apply

Is this any different? "

How much are the fff's going to pay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a £10 top up AND a curry...bloody cheek!

I know right ? Maybe the £10 top up is to phone for the curry lmfao

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pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen one saying

Fffm meet

Charges apply

Is this any different?

How much are the fff's going to pay?

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latest one is gang bang for up to 10 guys contribution to hotel required. Must be the Dorchester !!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x

My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.

Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!

I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course

I'd send her a message back, she'd probably blow you for £4 & your leftovers

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

"You can have us both to do as you please for a years supply of Haribo white jelly men, but not the big ones, the little ones & only the white ones you can stick the rest

S&H"

Are you open to negotiations? Bowl of blue peanut M&Ms?

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By *oodsmanNWMan
over a year ago

Preston

Anyone need a joiner.....?? Ha ha

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"You can have us both to do as you please for a years supply of Haribo white jelly men, but not the big ones, the little ones & only the white ones you can stick the rest

S&H

Are you open to negotiations? Bowl of blue peanut M&Ms?

Nah, sorry gotta be the white Haribo men..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread

"
want to be ? Or wants bread ? Either way it's odd

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

"You can have us both to do as you please for a years supply of Haribo white jelly men, but not the big ones, the little ones & only the white ones you can stick the rest

S&H

Are you open to negotiations? Bowl of blue peanut M&Ms?

Nah, sorry gotta be the white Haribo men.."

FFS! That's it I'm leaving and will announce it in the forum!

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

"On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread

Brown or white? Or even that 50/50 stuff

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By *BA123Man
over a year ago

DUDLEY

£10 top up n a curry leads me to believe ud be lucky to get any sexual favour cos she'd be too busy stuffing her face n gabbing on the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10 top up n a curry leads me to believe ud be lucky to get any sexual favour cos she'd be too busy stuffing her face n gabbing on the phone "

Boing boing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread

Brown or white? Or even that 50/50 stuff "

I guess he's just kneady. I did put him right, it was the yeast I could do. (Tina should be writing these!).

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

"I'm kind of hungry.

Anyone wanna get me a curry then?

Go on then, I can stretch to a curry as well as a toaster

My toaster is just dandy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've gotta use your loaf when you see this happening

I think many will be split tin the scene soon anyway

Show us ya bloomers

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread

Brown or white? Or even that 50/50 stuff "

Once you go granery you can't go back!

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

"On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread

Brown or white? Or even that 50/50 stuff

Once you go granery you can't go back!

Once you've had brown the only way is down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one where she wanted a guy to put her new garden furniture together !...in return for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw one where she wanted a guy to put her new garden furniture together !...in return for fun

I'd happily assemble ikea furniture for a back scratch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm kind of hungry.

Anyone wanna get me a curry then?

Go on then, I can stretch to a curry as well as a toaster

My toaster is just dandy....

Mine blew up

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

"I wonder if the men actually fall for it ? X "

Of Course they do .

Its called Wedding Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yh ive just seen a girl begging a take away for nudes lol as if shes worth a Domino's

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Yh ive just seen a girl begging a take away for nudes lol as if shes worth a Domino's

Two for Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's disgusting really what people ask for I've seen women ask for drugs and seen men offer them too had the odd message myself offering substances.

Usually report and block but why do these men think oh I know I'll get her high she's bound to fuck me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's disgusting really what people ask for I've seen women ask for drugs and seen men offer them too had the odd message myself offering substances.

Usually report and block but why do these men think oh I know I'll get her high she's bound to fuck me then!

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100% agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate girls that beg for fab likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sex with people who happen to have been in possession of drugs, but I didn't fuck them because they had drugs.

I love a lil Indica what can I say?

Isn't sex always a transaction though? They have something you want, you have something they want, but sometimes the terms aren't even and they need something to balance them a little

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x

My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.

Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!

I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course

Good stuff ! And I bet the wank will be better than if you met one of the said ladies wanting a curry ! "

Tank you Scarlett. It certainly was - and to paraphrase Woody Allen (on being accused of being a wanker)..."At least I'm fucking somebody that I actually like"

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x

My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.

Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!

I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course

Good stuff ! And I bet the wank will be better than if you met one of the said ladies wanting a curry !

Tank you Scarlett. It certainly was - and to paraphrase Woody Allen (on being accused of being a wanker)..."At least I'm fucking somebody that I actually like"

Lmfao

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".

My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.

There are people who genuinely can't accommodate.

I don't see why two couples sharing the cost is so bad :/"

Think its that old fashioned term going dutch ..!!..

So does this also mean if you pay half on a meal or contribute to fuel your also supporting a trade that isn't actually ilegal !!

So this must conclude my thoughts that any woman or man that marries but does not work is also a pro under these guidelines.... !! Unless its a sexless marriage of course and then that's fine as they are all mainly on here !!

( all in jezt my friends its all just for fun after all ) xx

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Some people really do need to set their standards a bit higher really

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By *liss and ShotmasterCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates

that can beat the curry haha

I've been offered money for sex off this site which I declined of course

Ive been offered cash for sex too. Which was also declined. The offer actually got quite tempting lol

I've seen a status from a local woman essentially offering sex for drugs."

What do i get for Paracetamol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lady who now offers massages by appointment................!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer a BOGOF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once put a meet up saying we are free tonight and looking for fun, makes us an offer we can't refuse

Perfectly reasonable i thought, but then we got about 10 emails offering money so had to re word our meet,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a local update from a woman's profile that said "I could really do with a site supporter's membership on here to help me with perving, now which of these nice men is going to buy me one...?"

Thing is it used to pop up every month or two so presumably some idiot bought her one every time then she merely got another bought by some other bloke every time it ran out?

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley & London

"I remember a local update from a woman's profile that said "I could really do with a site supporter's membership on here to help me with perving, now which of these nice men is going to buy me one...?"

I remember that too - though if it's the same person she was very nice in real life - and I didn't buy her a pass!

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By *exybecs777TV/TS
over a year ago

Weymouth

I have been offered money as well.

Told them to fuck of, they doubled the amount they offered. I blocked them.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Do you have the username of the people offering the curry by any chance and did it mention if we can order starters too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

I'd personally prefer the Chinese!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

.... £10.00 .... wow .... as in entrance to a club fee

.... that was a good advertising ploy ......

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

I'd personally prefer the Chinese!"

I do like a Chinese, but I always get a raging thirst after eating one!

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

".... £10.00 .... wow .... as in entrance to a club fee

.... that was a good advertising ploy ......

Unintentional but well spotted lol thank you xx

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Not had cash offers tho have had beer and chocolate

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I keep seeing and reporting one profile that regularly has updates asking for 'generous men' or if they can be lent £30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys asking me to make them jealous or to be a slave to me for £300 lol no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isn't that what they used to mean years ago when a store marked an item as "Shop Soiled"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep seeing and reporting one profile that regularly has updates asking for 'generous men' or if they can be lent £30

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so it's you who's reporting me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I keep seeing and reporting one profile that regularly has updates asking for 'generous men' or if they can be lent £30

so it's you who's reporting me

I'd only report you for having lovely boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep seeing and reporting one profile that regularly has updates asking for 'generous men' or if they can be lent £30

so it's you who's reporting me

I'd only report you for having lovely boobs

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

This one takes the proverbial biscuit!

"Anyone got a spare phone exchange for Blowjob can accommodate"

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:

Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.

Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.

How about a quid...bag o'chips? Can't say fairer than that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "
it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!!

"
head* how did but get in there lol

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!!

head* how did but get in there lol "

lol long fingernails and head elsewhere x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a £10 top up AND a curry...bloody cheek!"

At least they didn't want rice.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"I don't think anyone would piss on me if i were on fire, nevermind pay to shag me. Goodluck to those who can get it

I'd piss on you if you weren't on fire. Or just shag you. I normally ask for 70p and on one occasion have got it.

The commonest status 'beg' though is.. "My gold membership has just run out..."

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By *arah 400Woman
over a year ago

Ipswich

I've been offered money to fuck in a vile way. Instant block.

I don't mind sharing hotel costs or drinks but no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered money to fuck in a vile way. Instant block.

I don't mind sharing hotel costs or drinks but no more. "

Could not agree with you more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!!

I've seen people on here posting things that really aren't relevant

'My aunt has been taken ill, hope she's okay'

Now I'm not being mean and hope she was alright but this isn't the site to put this on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!!

I've seen people on here posting things that really aren't relevant

'My aunt has been taken ill, hope she's okay'

Now I'm not being mean and hope she was alright but this isn't the site to put this on "

The worst we have ever seen is the status were women say they can't play because they are on their period...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I've seen quite a few of them lately. There are ways to put it or just say your unable to play

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

There simply aren't enough characters in a status update to list all the things I need in my life!!

Cars, diamonds, shoes, champagne. . . It's endless!

I'm pretty sure I would be nice to you though, if you had a hot body, a nice smile and shared a twix with me.

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

I asked a female if she would shag me if i gave her £1,000,000 , she said yes definitely. I told her that was the principle of it sorted how about a fiver he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen someone on here asking for people to pay for her new tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some time again I had a female offer me sex if I brought a bottle of vodka and 20 ciggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please fab my pic if you do more to come......hate those statuses "

And 'fab my pics for a chance to meet me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if we can get people to pay for a new boob job

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Some time again I had a female offer me sex if I brought a bottle of vodka and 20 ciggies

Did she mention how many mls the bottle was, a pretty key point in the negotiation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if we can get people to pay for a new boob job

By the looks of things your boobs are dam perfect and don't need a boob job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if we can get people to pay for a new boob job

Let me know if you do I could do with one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if we can get people to pay for a new boob job

By the looks of things your boobs are dam perfect and don't need a boob job"

Seriously we are saving up for new boobs big massive ridiculous cartoon tits,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if we can get people to pay for a new boob job

Let me know if you do I could do with one too

Will do, isn't there a website you can join and men say for your boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone would piss on me if i were on fire, nevermind pay to shag me. Goodluck to those who can get it

I'll piss on you if you catch fire honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "

Saw on another site once"my pussy smells of fish".

I was still laughing the next day!!!

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

"I asked a female if she would shag me if i gave her £1,000,000 , she said yes definitely. I told her that was the principle of it sorted how about a fiver he he "

Fiver !!! was she that worth it, I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman on here message me saying that she really liked my profile and wanted to meet but her mobile was going to be cut off the next day and 'could I help'? Er No!!!

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