FabSwingers.com forum: How to tell someone to stop??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not as sinister as the title sounds

To cut a long story short, had to have one of the boys, one of my 2 veg, removed. Got it replaced with a nice shiny fake one. For the most part hasn't affected the sex life at, ladies you couldn't tell the difference!!

Now all women have different bj techniques, and you won't know until they start, but for me some of the rougher ball players will hurt the nice fake one, and the erection will be gone.

So what's the best way of bringing it up? Beforehand? Waiting to see if she destroys me? Or just go with it??

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

I probably would mention it beforehand and just say to go a little easy on the balls....

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bring it up from the start as a joke i.e have you ever been to wimbledon...cos i'm womble (one ball). No offence meant by any of that so will apologise now if it did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring it up from the start as a joke i.e have you ever been to wimbledon...cos i'm womble (one ball). No offence meant by any of that so will apologise now if it did.

Haha, non taken, I like to think of myself as unique

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

That's a very good way of looking at it...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I probably would mention it beforehand and just say to go a little easy on the balls....

Yep simple as that

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By *attys74Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Viagra

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Change your username to snowball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say "easy tiger, they're not stress balls!"

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By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

My brother sings the song

[His name],

Has only got one ball,

The other,

Is in a bin somewhere.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Mention it first, there really is no substitute for communication

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Mention it first, there really is no substitute for communication

Agreed, after my vasectomy, because the sperm wasn't being absorbed quick enough it formed a sack and turned me into a pawnbroker.

I just communicate this in a funny way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as sinister as the title sounds

Now all women have different bj techniques, and you won't know until they start, but for me some of the rougher ball players will hurt the nice fake one, and the erection will be gone.

So what's the best way of bringing it up? Beforehand? Waiting to see if she destroys me? Or just go with it??"

just tell 'em to mind the 'nads, its not like a Newtons cradle you know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to mention you have a nice shiny fake one - Just mention to the lady that in the past some women have been rough and you're sensitive in that area, so they need to proceed with courtion.

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