FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet roll test

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all,

I was recently reading a profile on here and the guy mentioned that he passed the 'toilet roll test'!!

I never heard if this before so looked into it and apparently if your cock doesn't fit into the toilet roll it means you have pretty good girth.

Anyone done this 'test' before??? I have after finding out about it and was pleased with the results

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Prefer kitchen roll miself...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

ohh we apply the drainpipe test ourselves...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure he wasn't talking abot scat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passed it at age 14...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose a snug fitting Smarty tube counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who knows..only smarties have the answer

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

if your cock is as wide as a toilet roll you must be very well endowed more like the polo test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if your cock is as wide as a toilet roll you must be very well endowed more like the polo test "

Seriously, i'm not too badly endowed but a toilet roll?

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

menioned here before but, at a recent party a guy had TWO tubes slotted on his dick and still poked out the other end by an inch or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually the toilet roll is needed as guys that go on and on and on and on about their cock size are full of shit!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smatie tube here xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Smatie tube here xx

aye and still room to spare!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only six inches here but thicker than a toilet roll xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Button hole test here

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By *ocksoff3Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

There's an old saying 'more than a handful is a waste'

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Smatie tube here xx

aye and still room to spare!!!!"

You'd better believe it.

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Desperate search now going on to find the smallest toilet roll middle or are they all British standard

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i dont see use in being pre occupied by dick length or gerth . guy could be well endowed and thick and still be crap in bed and a total tool personality wise lol !

id rather have an attentive and unselfish guy wih a decent personality what ever the cocks like .

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's surely about hanging the toilet roll the 'right' way!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

long Eaton

can someone please tell me how you get this bloody tolet roll off my cock its stuck now

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By *ocksoff3Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"can someone please tell me how you get this bloody tolet roll off my cock its stuck now

Try some lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump... Haha

Managed to stumble across this little thread, pity I'm out of toilet roll!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's an old saying 'more than a handful is a waste'

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Or a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone please tell me how you get this bloody tolet roll off my cock its stuck now

I've got some nice pointy scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joking aside could be a good baseline for what w\e vwe means etc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Joking aside could be a good baseline for what w\e vwe means etc

On girth, alone. But I have met some long thin ones that claim vwe. So, would it need to fill the inside to the end and beyond? Will there be a kitchen roll holder category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toilet and kitchen towel same size

as a bloke I would have thought if we don't touch the sides it doesn't matter how long it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tried it a couple of times

i have found there to be varying diameters of tubes lol.

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By *now-bbw-bunnyCouple
over a year ago

southend-on-sea

I measure guys knob end by seeing if when it can touch the top of my mouth without out touching my top teeth . If you can't i b looking forward to the fuck .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i pass that test,

i only have 6 n a bit inches in girth though..

theres guys on here that make me look tiny,

dont think the toilet tube test is that impressive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like to put my cock in the toilet roll holder then get hard so it wedges in had som great wanks doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the fantasy section ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see the toilet roll tube replacing the sky remote as the measuring standard for photos at this rate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive tried the euro tunnel test and passed with flying colours. Until customs seen me

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