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Need to shoot my load Vs My balls need emptying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys, which one of these classic statuses gets you most meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are more attracted to the status my balls need draining, find it much classier

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Neither would work for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are more attracted to the status my balls need draining, find it much classier"
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Ah, this could be the problem. I wasn't thinking "classy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are more attracted to the status my balls need draining, find it much classier"

Mmm I don't know 'shooting my load' implies there is an element of skill involved. That has to get my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are more attracted to the status my balls need draining, find it much classier

Mmm I don't know 'shooting my load' implies there is an element of skill involved. That has to get my vote "

You see you've always been a little more common than us

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Hmm let me think....nope never posted either...new things to try this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are more attracted to the status my balls need draining, find it much classier

Mmm I don't know 'shooting my load' implies there is an element of skill involved. That has to get my vote

You see you've always been a little more common than us "

I'd try and defend myself. ....but I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try slinging a'Full Mix'

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

Neither would get me to meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neither would get me to meet "

No way! But they are such popular statuses!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Linguistically speaking the latter phrase hints more at requiring someone else's involvement. Load shooting can be a singular activity but the plaintive lament that someone's balls need emptying seems to me more passive, thus requiring the involvement of an additional party. So make of that what you choose.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I prefer Who wants my cum?

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham


"Neither would get me to meet

No way! But they are such popular statuses!"

They are indeed but I much prefer 'who wants to suck me off'

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I feel an experiment coming on, but for maximum amusement, I'd need to contact all the guys in my local aream amd get them to cooperate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could they refuse such an offer lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither would get me to meet

No way! But they are such popular statuses!

They are indeed but I much prefer 'who wants to suck me off'"

Too much of an open question, just begs a 'not me' reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which is more attractive to you Clem?

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By *redfreddyMan
over a year ago

Valencia


"Neither would get me to meet

No way! But they are such popular statuses!

They are indeed but I much prefer 'who wants to suck me off'"

You could always say "I'm on a diet and need to get rid of my man fat. Anyone up for exercise?"

Works every. time.

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By *redfreddyMan
over a year ago

Valencia

Some of the above may not be true. You could lose your home if you don't keep up with repayments....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to say "make some body porridge"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Guys, which one of these classic statuses gets you most meets? "

I know where you're going with this. It's for future reference.

Clever! I like your thinking.

Emptying balls line, works a treat for me.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

If I tried I would probably get the wording wrong something like....

'Wanting to shoot my balls!'

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Have you tried a simple "Drain me. Please" status update yet OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried a simple "Drain me. Please" status update yet OP?"

Sounds like what a boil would ask for!

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

How about 'suck me beautiful', how could anyone refuse that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I see "this cock won't suck itself" it gives me the urge to volunteer...

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Guys, which one of these classic statuses gets you most meets? "

they both just scream desperation to me

for some reason I have a image of a sad lonely man at his wits end sitting in a empty room in a empty house in a empty world really sad thought that one

one though and vision I'd rather not have going through my head so glad as a straight man I don't see such status up dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bust a nut works for me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

1st status says at least you can aim when you pee in the toilet (and cockworship) and the second says have you lost the use of your arms ( and milking) so it would depend on which mood i was in, being honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys, which one of these classic statuses gets you most meets? "

We prefer 'need to eat some pussy' It works everytime - think it's the elegance that does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably I need to shoot my load would get my attention more. My response would be have a wank!

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

No idea...mine have been denied due to being in chastity for 5 weeks now

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