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By *ocketman20 OP   Man
over a year ago

Douglas

What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?

The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All swinging couples end up splitting up and running off with people they have met swinging.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?

The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "
your joking i wondered why i had a american fridge full of bananas and havnt got laid

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Men on swinging sites get shagged the first day they join

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By *carletRomanceCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?

The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "

I wondered why I kept getting dirty looks while I did my shopping!

How about "they have no morals" or "they have no standards".

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By *ocketman20 OP   Man
over a year ago

Douglas


"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?

The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! your joking i wondered why i had a american fridge full of bananas and havnt got laid "

Wrong tesco's

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?

The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! your joking i wondered why i had a american fridge full of bananas and havnt got laid

Wrong tesco's "
story of my dam life lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

that anyone on a swing site must be desparate and will sleep with anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Men involved with MMF must be bi

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"that anyone on a swing site must be desparate and will sleep with anyone "
dam thats my master plan buggered, time for plan b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all straight men suck cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging lifestyle is a thing of 1960’s and 1970’s and has now phased out,except for those in their 60's and 70's

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

All single guys are pushy, time-wasting, rude, sons of Lucifer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers have pampas grass in their front gardens to identify themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, we do!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

we still all throw car keys in to a fis bowl at parties lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

opps fish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all us swingle girls are gagging for cock and addicted to cock. And will pounce on anything that moves.

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By *aughtyHubbyMan
over a year ago

Sunderland


"How about "they have no morals" or "they have no standards". "

That's Tesco's you're refering to?

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By *aughtyHubbyMan
over a year ago

Sunderland


"we still all throw car keys in to a fis bowl at parties lol"

I usually end up with the keys to the petrol lawnmower!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"That all us swingle girls are gagging for cock and addicted to cock. And will pounce on anything that moves."

thats a myth???.....bugger

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

all swingers are middle aged perverts

not true we are young ,middle aged AND older perverts

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

All swingers drive 4X4's

Actually that's not a myth, cos it seems that just about everyone we meet drives a 4X4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most amusing i have come across was the preconception that all swingers were fat! The justification on this theory was that people who were greedy for cock and pussy would also be greedy for food. Although i can't connect the two issues of greed personally i do think its a fact that the percentage of fat swingers is higher than in the general population.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most amusing i have come across was the preconception that all swingers were fat! The justification on this theory was that people who were greedy for cock and pussy would also be greedy for food. Although i can't connect the two issues of greed personally i do think its a fact that the percentage of fat swingers is higher than in the general population. "

Would like to know the source of your research!

The myth I've heard, and not just swingers, but anyone that meets via the web, ugly, desperate, low self esteem and will sleep with anyone!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Allegedly, all females want to sleep with black men. Boy was I surprised!

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

Swingers are open minded and non judgemental...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"Swingers are open minded and non judgemental..."

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

That swinging is a government plot engineered by MI7 to undermine social order and bring about a revolution that will be brutally crushed so that a dictatorship can be enforced on us all and we will become powerless to stop.... shwwwwwaaaaa-ssssshhhhh-ssss.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That joining a swinging site makes you a swinger.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

that all swinger woman love to be DP'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People love to see a cock on cam being strangled.

People on swing sites will play with anyone, that says hello to them.

The secret for meets is to send lots and lots of emails, each one more pleading that the previous...Despite the others not being interested.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Claiming to have or actually having a 10inch cock will have women queuing around the block to get a go on it

You must have at at least a 9inch cock to be a male swinger

Claiming to be 'single male' means that he really is single and not some cheat looking for a free fuck behind the wifes back

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

and almost forgot...

All bi-males are on a mission to rape-rag-and-shag all straight males.

Not that they need to because bisexuality is of course contagious, get too close and you'll catch it

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?

The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "

Shhhhhh the first rule of the tesco banana club is you don't talk about tesco banana club!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Actually, we do!"

So do we!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Actually, we do!

So do we! "

* sneaks off and Googles nearest Tesco's...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does "strangling a cock" mean.

Is it killing a male chicken, and what has that got to do with swinging. Do people strangle Roosters and put their limp dead necks onto a persons head and that makes them a swinger for the rest of their lives? If so, Im contacting the RSPCA to get it outlawed.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"What does "strangling a cock" mean.

Is it killing a male chicken, and what has that got to do with swinging. Do people strangle Roosters and put their limp dead necks onto a persons head and that makes them a swinger for the rest of their lives? If so, Im contacting the RSPCA to get it outlawed. "

Spanking a monkey, making the snake sick...

...I'm not helping here am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not at all

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I've just returned from Tesco's after puching a bleedin' pampas grass around for 2 hours in my trolly and can report it doesn't work.

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By *itianmandyWoman
over a year ago

london


"Allegedly, all females want to sleep with black men. Boy was I surprised!"

Yes apparently it guarantees peaceful slumber, black men dont snore!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"and almost forgot...

All bi-males are on a mission to rape-rag-and-shag all straight males.

Not that they need to because bisexuality is of course contagious, get too close and you'll catch it "

ok i'm officially scared now

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"I've just returned from Tesco's after puching a bleedin' pampas grass around for 2 hours in my trolly and can report it doesn't work.

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Its Wednesday nights!Thursdays is reserved for people complaining about how others live their lives!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I've just returned from Tesco's after puching a bleedin' pampas grass around for 2 hours in my trolly and can report it doesn't work.

Its Wednesday nights!Thursdays is reserved for people complaining about how others live their lives!"

Bugger. Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that seems to be cropping up a lot these days is swingers want to be identified while out taking their mother shopping in Tesco's so they can be approached while wearing a tell tale badge that subtly says "I fuck strangers in Tesco's" Now maybe its me but I would say its a myth swingers want to be identified 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We drive a 4 x 4 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we still all throw car keys in to a fis bowl at parties lol"

I'd be off home with a better motor....

I eat loads of bananas and not been propositioned in Tesco ailse 1 as yet.

Can Pampas grass flourish in a window box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?

The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "

It might be a myth.....but what a brilliant idea!!

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