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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I've got one. Suffering back pain after a session this morning with MrJ. I was laying on my side, MrJ on top with one leg out front, the other back so like being in a running position laying down. Think a nerve is trapped!

Anyone else with injuries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'm a walking injury. You name it, it aches. Sadly not sex related.

My worst sex related injury was a little nick from someone's engagement ring on wee John Thomas that caused a blood injury.

Tiny nick. Lot of blood. Play - obviously - stopped immediately. A long time ago now and luckily no infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the past I've wanked for so long that my foreskin swelled up. My cock looked like it had been run over, took a couple of days to return to normal

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By *annyT1966Man
over a year ago

Derwentside

"have you been injured while having sex? Then call Sex Injury Lawyers 4 U"....I can almost see the add now...

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

The only injury I can think of is I pulled/strained the big tendon on the inside of my right thigh and it hurt all the way to my right bollock. It took a week to stop hurting.

Apart from accidental bumps and bruises whilst being an 'eager beaver' that's all I can think of.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nah, other than carpet burns or back pain or a chafed cock, nothing major to report

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Sex injuries to date

A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm

An eye infection after getting cum in it

And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table

And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex injuries to date

A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm

An eye infection after getting cum in it

And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table

And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there "
you should come with a health and safety warning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex injuries to date

A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm

An eye infection after getting cum in it

And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table

And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there "

Wow!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Well I've got one. Suffering back pain after a session this morning with MrJ. I was laying on my side, MrJ on top with one leg out front, the other back so like being in a running position laying down. Think a nerve is trapped!

Anyone else with injuries? "

You will shortly be rung by a foreign call centre asking "Have you had a fucking accident?"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Sex injuries to date

A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm

An eye infection after getting cum in it

And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table

And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there you should come with a health and safety warning!!

My dad has always said I missed my calling as an health and safety inspector as I can find an accident anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got kneed in the eye when switching from giving oral to doggy I had a right shiner

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

Just one sex injury so far i dislocated my jaw after sucking a reasonably large cock for AGES twice luckily it did click back in place a few hours later

(Jo)

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Just one sex injury so far i dislocated my jaw after sucking a reasonably large cock for AGES twice luckily it did click back in place a few hours later

(Jo)

Reasonably large?

I've eaten a quadruple half-pound cheeseburger without dislocating my jaw.

Sigh...here come the feelings of inadequacy...

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

Haha

just uploaded a pic of the offending weapon

(Jo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fair few months ago I was round a friend's house and was walking behind her watching her mighty fine bum and not where I was going and almost knocked myself out on one of her low ceiling beams. Gave myself concussion for a good couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken toe!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Broken toe!"

You're doing it wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know! Smashed it against her shoe whilst running towards her and jumping on the bed

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Haha

just uploaded a pic of the offending weapon

(Jo)"

I don't know why I looked, but, bloody hell...I'm surprised he doesn't pass out from the amount of blood required to get that up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burst bursa in my elbow, resulting in 3 days of iv antibiotics and 7 days oral medication after it became infected causing cellulitis. Even now still hurts when I rub it or touch it that a was about 5 weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha

just uploaded a pic of the offending weapon

(Jo)"

Wow! Well done for getting your mouth round that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha

just uploaded a pic of the offending weapon

(Jo)

I don't know why I looked, but, bloody hell...I'm surprised he doesn't pass out from the amount of blood required to get that up."

Me too

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

(

) he was a gent kept it on a leash until i mastered it at my own pace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the past I've wanked for so long that my foreskin swelled up. My cock looked like it had been run over, took a couple of days to return to normal"

I've had this experience as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped banjo string. During her on top!!

Result was circumcised old fella and now makes going commando extra joyful.

And a wicked war wound!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Scar over the left eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah tore my banjo if that's what it's called whilst having a good session brought it to an abrupt end tho.. lol soooo much blood x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah tore my banjo if that's what it's called whilst having a good session brought it to an abrupt end tho.. lol soooo much blood x"

Having suffered this once when I was much younger I certainly feel for you

this is a killer of the moment that's for sure

On another entry to my injury book...

Had a meet on here a long while ago where the female was rather energetic whilst riding on top (which was fantastic) but got a bit too keen and ended up with me feeling like my cock had literally snapped (obviously it hadn't but in the moment I've never experienced such a sudden and instant surge of pain!)

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By *entleman JimmyMan
over a year ago

Hove

Ha, ha, I know the torn banjo string feeling - and the amount of blood that you get! No pain for me but a bit of a mess!

Also, when I started at 16 I was convinced I had kidney disease, pain at the base of my back - even went to the Doctor who checked me over, then said, with a twinkle in his eye "I think you'll find it's muscular"

How embarrasing - but I just had to build up the muscles!

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