FabSwingers.com forum: NAMES OF PLACES THAT SOUND RUDE

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So far I've come across:

WETWANG

COCKERMOUTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwood made me snigger when I first saw the sign for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uranus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockwood made me snigger when I first saw the sign for it."

Hahaha

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By *fkcpl4groupCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Sluts Hole Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wilsford cum lake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be the two Twatts, one on Shetland and the other Twatt on Orkney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth is known as knob in gob to the locals

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Fanny Hands Lane

Bitchfield

Both in Lincs.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

My all time favourite place name is Ecclefechan. So want to live there so I can keep sayin it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chorlton cum Hardy"

Oh yeah seen that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockermouth is known as knob in gob to the locals"

Used to live there never had my cock in anyone's mouth though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upper Backway

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington

When I was quite young (it was a long time ago) I thought PENISTONE was a name that wouldn't be allowed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell End in the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Lady Garden drive always makes us snigger when we pass it going through Alton on our way to Alton Towers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge Lane in Upton on Severn

Cockshot Road and Horny Old Road... both in Malvern

Several fab members have taken pictures of their minge by the sign in Upton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next road up from me is cock road Ropey porn star Cathy Barry actually used to live there!

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By *st 1972Man
over a year ago

Kingswinford

"Bell End in the Midlands"

Always laugh when I pass there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Libanus in wales

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"When I was quite young (it was a long time ago) I thought PENISTONE was a name that wouldn't be allowed... "

Oh yes in the Peak District?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penistone,Yorkshire would bother me if I lived there

Or Crapstone in Devon

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Clitheroe my fellas favourite place as he believes himself to be one.... clit-hero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitterton in Devon

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Muff, co Donegal...... Amazingly a popular diving area.... You couldn't make it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a fanny road in cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know where the flatulent brasses come from!

Farthinghoe Northamptonshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This where the single men who moan come from

Twatt, Orkney

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By *ne hung loMan
over a year ago

gloucester

Cockadilly in glos

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By *aughtyOneTwoMan
over a year ago

Essex

Fingringhoe just down the road from me

in Essex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has to be the two Twatts, one on Shetland and the other Twatt on Orkney."

I wonder if they were twins?

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By *siris01Man
over a year ago

Luton

Wankum.....Town on Dutch/German border

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Analhump...Cudnt make it up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkies knob

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Come across to businesses side by side one called FLICK and the other called THE BEAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have two streets in our village, The Butts and Upper Backway lol x

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"We have two streets in our village, The Butts and Upper Backway lol x"

Do u prefer The Butts or Upper Backway? Lol

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"My all time favourite place name is Ecclefechan. So want to live there so I can keep sayin it lol

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The Fechan Whiskey is tasty too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingeringhoe... it's in Essex obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bell End in the Midlands"

Bell End is one the same signpost as Lickey End in Worcestershire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have two streets in our village, The Butts and Upper Backway lol x

Do u prefer The Butts or Upper Backway? Lol"

Upper Backway is much nicer

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I used to live on cockshot lane

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By *illymint45Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Wankum in Germany

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By *rai69Man
over a year ago

Braintree

Fingringhoe in Essex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piddinghoe near Lewes always made me snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The next road up from me is cock road Ropey porn star Cathy Barry actually used to live there! "

Err, That's by me, and it ain't in Worcester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wyre Piddle in Worcestershire. Sounds very painful

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

Cocking?

I love that Eureka is set in Pennis Woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supprished this one hasn't been said: Scunthorpe

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Gropecunt lane

There was one in London but the name hasnt been used for centuries

The Red Light areas of the middle ages

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By *BA123Man
over a year ago

DUDLEY

Place near me called BELL END

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Peover has often raised a snigger, and nearby Knutsford used to be pronounced Cuntsford on many sat-navs!

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

There's a place in Norfolk called Bungay, always makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ringaskiddy in Cork.....I thought it was a joke till I actually went x

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Drove down "Cock Road" on the way to a greedy girl night recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horam, the home of merrydown cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunt

Didn't check the thread so forgive the repost of applicable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place in Donegal , Ireland called Muff !

I've been there many times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fockerby in north Lincs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a North American I do find certain place names very funny like MAIDENHEAD !! Mr Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upper Fanny Street, Saltaire!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I kid you not, we were in Holland and the area was called Wassenaar arse slag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Village called Wilsford cum lake near us. People keep stealing the sign lol x

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill

Great pub name we've seen a few times.....The Cock Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandy Balls in the New Forest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Village called Wilsford cum lake near us. People keep stealing the sign lol x"

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By *yeeye55Man
over a year ago

East Mids

"Wankum in Germany"

Remember the fuel tokens?

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By *yeeye55Man
over a year ago

East Mids

Wank in southern Germany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge Lane in Upton Upon Severn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clitheroe as in clit-hero

Virgins lane in Crosby

Ralph's wife's lane in Banks, she was the original dogger I believe

Dogger banks in the North Sea I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great pub name we've seen a few times.....The Cock Inn"

There's a pub in Seaforth called the cock and seaman, true story x

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

There is a small hamlet near Lulworth cove Dorset, called ` Shags` !

Took a rude pic next to the sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rammsbottom in Lancashire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumwell lane. Nr Rotherham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone mentioned the town called Fucking, in Austria yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff co Donegal

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By *arriedaffairMan
over a year ago

worcester

Wyre piddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 10 or so used to play football on Fanny Hands Lane, it used to make us all giggle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a place near us called HORNEY COMMON !! mr classy

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

There's a poor hole lane near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The next road up from me is cock road Ropey porn star Cathy Barry actually used to live there!

Err, That's by me, and it ain't in Worcester!"

lol I live in Bristol, Worcester is where we meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gay village in Manchester is on canal street, the c was removed from the sign and it became anal street haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far I've come across:

WETWANG

COCKERMOUTH "

I drove past a place called Twatt the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingringhoe just down the road from me

in Essex!

Yes I had a site to look after thereading always made me gigle

When.I went there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three cocks lane, gloucester

Not far from wyre piddle are two villages called bottom flash and lickey end respectively...

But my favourite has to be from back in Liverpool and all the time I lived there, I thought nothing of it.....

MENLOVE AVENUE

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Fingeringhoe... it's in Essex obviously "

I was going to say that.

Also Wivenhoe.

There's a Lovecock lane (think it's in or near Ingatestone)

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

Road signs in English, Abergavenny. In Welsh it's Y Fenni. That's made me laugh for years.

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Wangford.

Buttsbury.

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Six Mile Bottom .....

Gay Street & Gay Street Lane, Pulborough!!

Nearby is Pytthingdean.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe there's a place called nob end in Bolton!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gay village in Manchester is on canal street, the c was removed from the sign and it became anal street haha"

Someone has added a "G" to the sign on nearby Aytoun Street as well so it reads "Gaytoun Street"!

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By *ixxxWoman
over a year ago

London

Dildo Newfoundland (Canada)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Titsey Hill

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

Weedon Northampton

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By *arriedaffairMan
over a year ago

worcester

"Three cocks lane, gloucester

Not far from wyre piddle are two villages called bottom flash and lickey end respectively...

But my favourite has to be from back in Liverpool and all the time I lived there, I thought nothing of it.....

MENLOVE AVENUE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockshott Lane in Leeds!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Is there a 'Skin Road' anywhere?

If so, I'd have a good laugh at the people who lived at number 4...

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

There is a street in billingham, Teesside called 'Corfe Crescent' - the residents at number 4 had it renumbered 4a ... honest ... I kid you not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some very good ones already - a few more here:

Cockfosters

Thong in Kent. (not to be confused with cunt in thong)

Pratt's Bottom in Kent

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Upperthong near holmefirth west yorks

Slag lane Leigh lancs

Nicker brow saddleworth

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Effingham Junction always makes me smile.

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

In the cotswolds we have Nympsfield and cockadilly next to each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pratts bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pishill, near Henley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock lane and Slack lane both in Crofton Wakefield

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By *aylecdTV/TS
over a year ago

East Midlands

Jeffries Passage, Guildford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a place called WIDE OPEN in newcastle lol

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By *weetguy33Man
over a year ago

some where near you

Dick lane in Bradford.

Cockshot lane in Leeds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iwanttofuckyourwife Street near us.......not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockfosters

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By *oodlandCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

We have Swinger Lane in Chesterfield

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By *ilver_medallistMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Before the A42 was built I uaes to paas through Lount on the way to Nottingham. The local kids used to use black tape to change the sign to CUNT brats lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feock ......in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone had cockington near Torquay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penistone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogger Bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wideopen in Newcastle

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Fygering hoe in north Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The next road up from me is cock road Ropey porn star Cathy Barry actually used to live there!

Err, That's by me, and it ain't in Worcester!

lol I live in Bristol, Worcester is where we meet!"

Well hello neighbour!

Shame Cathy has gone, I used to like perving the open stars when the gates opnrd

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Tom Tit lane, Mid Essex

Wankbahnstreet, muchen Germany

mount wank Austria.

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By *bsolute LibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Near Homfirth...right next to each other

UPPER-THONG and then NETHER-THONG

Priceless...

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By *omsta1Man
over a year ago

northampton

Fingringhoe Down in Essex is my favourite place name. Just love to be able to tell people I lived there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearby me is fannyside loch..next to fannyside road

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By *g sandyMan
over a year ago

london

two villages middle wallop and lower wallop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horncastle and hornchurch always make me smile.

I think there's a Cock Alley somewhere as well.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Cockhedge mall in warrington. True Story

MrsSB

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I used to live near Giggleswick and Wigglesworth

not really rude but always make me chuckle

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

There used to a shop selling discounted furniture called The Glory Hole!

Not to mention Coxkshutt in Shropshire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pub near me Deep Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Village called wily near me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower dicker

Upper dicker

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"When I was quite young (it was a long time ago) I thought PENISTONE was a name that wouldn't be allowed...

Oh yes in the Peak District?"

The amount of my more "proper friends" who have photos of their partner stod in front of the sign covering up the tone.

Personally a toned penis fit better.

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By *hefireinsideWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Killcock in Ireland

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

ok not a place name but more of an accident. but there used to be a shop near me called the Essex furniture warehouse untill the E snd the S fell off.

'Sex furniture warehouse'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my wife doggy style lane.

In Cuckfield

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By *hrisk75Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt lane an area in stoke on trent

Wide open in northumberland

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Muff, co Donegal...... Amazingly a popular diving area.... You couldn't make it up!

I have a friend that's from there, apparently they have a big beer festival every year.

She once gave me a keyring from the local garage saying 'top muff'. I loved it

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Wankum in Germany

Remember the fuel tokens?"

Rumour has it there is still a pile of army jerrycans behind a hedge near Dover

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