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You know you're watching bad porn...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... When you start fantasising about watching better porn.

I'm quite fussy with my smut, what about you? Have you got a collection that caters to your specific fantasies, or are do you just put on a streaming site and hit random?

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

I hate American moaning fake porn. Much prefer British amateurs, lots of playing with the pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate American moaning fake porn. Much prefer British amateurs, lots of playing with the pussy "

I prefer British porn too, because the girls seem more real and it's exciting to think you could bump into one in real life... Not that I'd have a chance or anything, but it's a horny thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite enjoying French vintage at the moment. Amateur is good too, and I agree, British is far better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know youre watching bad porn when you skip the sex scenes so you can follow the rest of the story line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I thought it was one of those 'come up with a caption' type threads.

"You know you're watching bad porn when the plumber actually fixes the sink" - that sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite enjoying French vintage at the moment. Amateur is good too, and I agree, British is far better. "

Vintage is a fave of mine too. Pornstars in the 70s just seemed so much more glamorous and natural

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know youre watching bad porn when you skip the sex scenes so you can follow the rest of the story line"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think " Fuckin ell that bed looks comfy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know you are watching bad porn when you recognize your mum and dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate American moaning fake porn. Much prefer British amateurs, lots of playing with the pussy "

American porn is so funny, the guys always make more noise then the women do

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I hate American moaning fake porn. Much prefer British amateurs, lots of playing with the pussy "

Hate it when the girls are more interested in looking into the camera pouting rather than getting into the BJ or girls that aren't really bi just sticking their tongue out against the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love porn. At the moment, I'm into German swinging. God they love their watersports don't they!!!. They just seem a much filthier race! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember watching one dire porn clip and thinking 'ooh, I like their carpet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to prefer reality porn these days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seem to prefer reality porn these days. "

It's hard to find actual reality porn though, it seems like 95% of it is blatantly set up, like "this girl can't pay her taxi fare so she fucks the driver" or "I met this MILF and persuaded her to fuck me while her kid is at football practice".

Finding real, actual couples fucking on camera for fun isn't easy! Even in the chat rooms here most couples cams are single blokes wanking

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can honestly say I've seen about 4 porn films in my life.

One was at a club in a loop.

Didn't really do much for me

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Mainstream American porn is awful.

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By *exedUp_GamerNerdsCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"I love porn. At the moment, I'm into German swinging. They just seem a much filthier race! Lol "

...And that's why we all love Germans lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like amateur/ reality a lot recently

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By *exedUp_GamerNerdsCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"Mainstream American porn is awful."

Yeah not a fan of porn with big fake boobs But have been a fan of some women we have played with who have them

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

[Removed by poster at 22/09/16 18:27:56]

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

.... When the woman sounds like they're about to come just from giving the guy a hand job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature Gay porn and men wanking.

Can't go wrong with that.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

You know your watching bad porn when all your looking at are the girls shoes, or trying to work out what the guys tats are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're watching bad porn when you think

"Should i put a load of washing in the washer machine or make a cuppa ?"

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Has to be amateur, 70's or mainstream for me!

Anyone got any recommendations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know what happens in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens at the end of porn films, do they cuddle? I never make it that far ess

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tom Lehrer - Smut - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHDBL7dVgs

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

When they arrange to meet up for sex and both parties turn up.

So unrealistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... When you start fantasising about watching better porn.

I'm quite fussy with my smut, what about you? Have you got a collection that caters to your specific fantasies, or are do you just put on a streaming site and hit random?"

Clicked on a thumbnail of what I thought was a lovely curvy Afro Caribbean lady spreading until It opened. it was a very deceptive arrangement of aubergines and other vegetables. Did I continue to masterbate? No.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


".... When the woman sounds like they're about to come just from giving the guy a hand job "

The first hardcore porn I ever saw was either German or Scandinavian (a looong time ago) and the sound was dubbed but not too bad. When I discovered American porn, even my 15 year old self was not impressed that the women were apparently driven to heights of ecstasy by the mere act of giving a hand job, or a BJ....or that they seemed more excited after the guy pulled out of them and wanked over their tits.

I am sure there are ladies who do get off on these things...but it always struck me that they are probably in the minority. I certainly never expected my real life sexual exploits to involve ladies who had screaming orgasms just from grabbing my cock with their hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has to be amateur, 70's or mainstream for me!

Anyone got any recommendations?"

Look up Annette Haven, a gorgeous 70's porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad porn like the one being played in a club last night. Some reason she stuck a handle of a whisk into her ass. I was hoping it was going to be a cooking porn show but no just some terrible porn. It would have give a whole new meaning too half arsed cooking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bad porn like the one being played in a club last night. Some reason she stuck a handle of a whisk into her ass. I was hoping it was going to be a cooking porn show but no just some terrible porn. It would have give a whole new meaning too half arsed cooking. "

I have seen one where the guy cut an orange in half before cumming, proceeded to jizz on it, then squeezed the citrus-y splooge all over the lucky lady. Don't know exactly where that film was from, but definitely the continent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad porn like the one being played in a club last night. Some reason she stuck a handle of a whisk into her ass. I was hoping it was going to be a cooking porn show but no just some terrible porn. It would have give a whole new meaning too half arsed cooking.

I have seen one where the guy cut an orange in half before cumming, proceeded to jizz on it, then squeezed the citrus-y splooge all over the lucky lady. Don't know exactly where that film was from, but definitely the continent!"

Lol that's almost as bad as watching some guy cum over some cake and the girl eats it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad porn like the one being played in a club last night. Some reason she stuck a handle of a whisk into her ass. I was hoping it was going to be a cooking porn show but no just some terrible porn. It would have give a whole new meaning too half arsed cooking.

I have seen one where the guy cut an orange in half before cumming, proceeded to jizz on it, then squeezed the citrus-y splooge all over the lucky lady. Don't know exactly where that film was from, but definitely the continent!

Lol that's almost as bad as watching some guy cum over some cake and the girl eats it. "

That's next weeks episode of Bake Off.Why do you think Mary Berry's had enough?

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

You know you are watching bad porn when:

- you fall asleep!! Yep, happened to me a few times!!!

- when you get frustrated and distracted cos the woman spends more time looking at you through the camera and pouting when they should be giving the cock the right royal service needed to get me off and back to my day and being my productive self. Get to it, woman, I don't have all day,

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

In recent porn all the women seem to frig themselves as they are being fucked. I can't stand it and none of the women I've been with have ever done this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad porn like the one being played in a club last night. Some reason she stuck a handle of a whisk into her ass. I was hoping it was going to be a cooking porn show but no just some terrible porn. It would have give a whole new meaning too half arsed cooking.

I have seen one where the guy cut an orange in half before cumming, proceeded to jizz on it, then squeezed the citrus-y splooge all over the lucky lady. Don't know exactly where that film was from, but definitely the continent!

Lol that's almost as bad as watching some guy cum over some cake and the girl eats it.

That's next weeks episode of Bake Off.Why do you think Mary Berry's had enough?"

I think she had enough of the cocks making the show. Now if it was on channel 5 whole different show all together lol

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By *heManMan
over a year ago

Windsor

Porn is just ruining sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Ron Jeremy is in it and he is over 40 in it.

The best thing is the musical soundtrack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Great British Sank off? Did she look like Sue or Mel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Great British Sank off? Did she look like Sue or Mel?

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By *ose_bristolTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

bad porn is when i keep hitting the fast forward button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Great British Sank off? Did she look like Sue or Mel?"

No she didn't more like a slmmer version of Nigella Lawson haha she could whisk it out of me any day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuckold or homemade porn is the best. I have a few vids of my wife getting fucked and played with,if anyone wants me to come round and show you.

Steve

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By *siris01Man
over a year ago

Luton

Before the Internet I used to buy DVD's trucking back from Europe...you could buy a bundle of 10 for €20...but never knew what you were getting...I have a whole spectrum of activities str8..bit..gay..from good to awful.

Now I can select online I prefer amateur/home made...real.people rather than muscle men or Barbie dolls

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Your pics and videos combined with my creative libido are the best porn, you sexy bitchs...

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By *ancscleanguyMan
over a year ago

Preston

You know your watching bad porn when you start looking at the decor of the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... When you start fantasising about watching better porn.

I'm quite fussy with my smut, what about you? Have you got a collection that caters to your specific fantasies, or are do you just put on a streaming site and hit random?"

I have to agree

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Has to be amateur, 70's or mainstream for me!

Anyone got any recommendations?

Look up Annette Haven, a gorgeous 70's porn star "

Thanks, see what you mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normally finished before the film starts anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate American moaning fake porn. Much prefer British amateurs, lots of playing with the pussy "

Same here.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I'm quite enjoying French vintage at the moment. Amateur is good too, and I agree, British is far better. "

The retouched Alpha France stuff is fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your pics and videos combined with my creative libido are the best porn, you sexy bitchs... "

Thanks dude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desensitises, it's better not watching - bit like playing with electrical toys, they play havoc with your bits

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