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By *ames Whyte OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Manchester Airport

So, read the text message sent to me by a female friend yesterday. Transpires her son wanted help to teach his wife bisexual ways. Mum recognised the tattoos and got the hell out of here. I know work colleagues and friends have been recognised, but this was one extremely close call. Anyone else come this close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, read the text message sent to me by a female friend yesterday. Transpires her son wanted help to teach his wife bisexual ways. Mum recognised the tattoos and got the hell out of here. I know work colleagues and friends have been recognised, but this was one extremely close call. Anyone else come this close?"

Shud have just said hello lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She should have just blocked him,

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him! "

Maybe he was just pissed off you didn't recognised first thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him! "

Either that or you were shit at your job x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x"

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

Fuckin lollllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

lol naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, read the text message sent to me by a female friend yesterday. Transpires her son wanted help to teach his wife bisexual ways. Mum recognised the tattoos and got the hell out of here. I know work colleagues and friends have been recognised, but this was one extremely close call. Anyone else come this close?"

Easy veri...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Shud have just said hello lol"

She should have told him to tidy his room

Mr ddc

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

Just spat some of my tea across the office when I read that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

Haha... You are just trouble HP.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Shud have just said hello lol

She should have told him to tidy his room

Mr ddc"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"So, read the text message sent to me by a female friend yesterday. Transpires her son wanted help to teach his wife bisexual ways. Mum recognised the tattoos and got the hell out of here. I know work colleagues and friends have been recognised, but this was one extremely close call. Anyone else come this close?"

I'm sure she won't mind you telling everyone, including her son.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

Just spat some of my tea across the office when I read that! "

Oops after reading all these responses I apologise for hijacking your thread OP!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X "

I won't go onto tell you about his cheesy spunk then and how I made him a cheesecake for his birthday....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

Was he special branch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She should have just blocked him, "

Or sent him to bed without any dinner!

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"So, read the text message sent to me by a female friend yesterday. Transpires her son wanted help to teach his wife bisexual ways. Mum recognised the tattoos and got the hell out of here. I know work colleagues and friends have been recognised, but this was one extremely close call. Anyone else come this close?

Easy veri..."

Haha...

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

No, it was a treesome

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By *ames Whyte OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Manchester Airport

I'll just have to put you across my knee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, read the text message sent to me by a female friend yesterday. Transpires her son wanted help to teach his wife bisexual ways. Mum recognised the tattoos and got the hell out of here. I know work colleagues and friends have been recognised, but this was one extremely close call. Anyone else come this close?"

Sorry, I don't understand. Why cancel your membership?

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By *s2b3cMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"So, read the text message sent to me by a female friend yesterday. Transpires her son wanted help to teach his wife bisexual ways. Mum recognised the tattoos and got the hell out of here. I know work colleagues and friends have been recognised, but this was one extremely close call. Anyone else come this close?"

Oh god I can imagine the panic as soon as she recognised him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if he reads the forums he will now realise "SHIT! I was wanking over my MUM!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods) "

Everyone can stop posting today - this wins the fab forums

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

Everyone can stop posting today - this wins the fab forums "

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By *isselvieWoman
over a year ago

____

Had a teacher message me once, I freaked out and blocked him without explanation.

Sometimes I still wonder about it...but can't remember his username so c'est la vie.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X

I won't go onto tell you about his cheesy spunk then and how I made him a cheesecake for his birthday.... "

So, you couldn't leave it alone? What happens on meets should stay on meets and not be used to intimidate people in their place of work. I think you were lucky he didn't get you done for harassment or take legal action. Surely you can draw the line between work and play? Can you imagine if a woman was experiencing this at work, it defo would be harassment. No wonder you lost your job. Let's hope you weren't doing something you had to concentrate on .... seems like you were more interested in embarrassing him than doing your job anyway.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X

I won't go onto tell you about his cheesy spunk then and how I made him a cheesecake for his birthday....

So, you couldn't leave it alone? What happens on meets should stay on meets and not be used to intimidate people in their place of work. I think you were lucky he didn't get you done for harassment or take legal action. Surely you can draw the line between work and play? Can you imagine if a woman was experiencing this at work, it defo would be harassment. No wonder you lost your job. Let's hope you weren't doing something you had to concentrate on .... seems like you were more interested in embarrassing him than doing your job anyway."

Lmfao oh my you take things seriously - it was a bit of fun. At the point in time most of this went on he wasn't even sure it was me and same I wasn't totally sure it was him as had been about FIVE YEARS previously!!

During that time I had completely changed from having long blonde curly hair and being slim to a proper porker (about five stones on) with short red hair - I had hardly been looking at his face at the time of the meet to be sure it was him, it was my partner seeing him that confirmed it as he remembered.

He actually made vague passes at me when he realised. I dropped hints like the whistling so he would realise it was me and hopefully know I wasn't about to spout it everywhere!

Why the fuck I'm justifying this to you I have no idea.....

I'm not new to this game and I know the rules. It was me should have taken him to court for unfair dismissal!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X

I won't go onto tell you about his cheesy spunk then and how I made him a cheesecake for his birthday....

So, you couldn't leave it alone? What happens on meets should stay on meets and not be used to intimidate people in their place of work. I think you were lucky he didn't get you done for harassment or take legal action. Surely you can draw the line between work and play? Can you imagine if a woman was experiencing this at work, it defo would be harassment. No wonder you lost your job. Let's hope you weren't doing something you had to concentrate on .... seems like you were more interested in embarrassing him than doing your job anyway.

Lmfao oh my you take things seriously - it was a bit of fun. At the point in time most of this went on he wasn't even sure it was me and same I wasn't totally sure it was him as had been about FIVE YEARS previously!!

During that time I had completely changed from having long blonde curly hair and being slim to a proper porker (about five stones on) with short red hair - I had hardly been looking at his face at the time of the meet to be sure it was him, it was my partner seeing him that confirmed it as he remembered.

He actually made vague passes at me when he realised. I dropped hints like the whistling so he would realise it was me and hopefully know I wasn't about to spout it everywhere!

Why the fuck I'm justifying this to you I have no idea.....

I'm not new to this game and I know the rules. It was me should have taken him to court for unfair dismissal! "

Of course its serious, would have been a bit of fun for you, but if it happened to me, I would take it as serious harassment, as I am sure many women would. Of course, why would it be different for a man. Sounds for sure like you were bringing outside interests into the workplace .... for me, when I am at work, I dont think about anything like that .... god forbid anyone I had met in the past acted like that. I would think they had a serious screw loose and a bunny on the boil

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X

I won't go onto tell you about his cheesy spunk then and how I made him a cheesecake for his birthday....

So, you couldn't leave it alone? What happens on meets should stay on meets and not be used to intimidate people in their place of work. I think you were lucky he didn't get you done for harassment or take legal action. Surely you can draw the line between work and play? Can you imagine if a woman was experiencing this at work, it defo would be harassment. No wonder you lost your job. Let's hope you weren't doing something you had to concentrate on .... seems like you were more interested in embarrassing him than doing your job anyway.

Lmfao oh my you take things seriously - it was a bit of fun. At the point in time most of this went on he wasn't even sure it was me and same I wasn't totally sure it was him as had been about FIVE YEARS previously!!

During that time I had completely changed from having long blonde curly hair and being slim to a proper porker (about five stones on) with short red hair - I had hardly been looking at his face at the time of the meet to be sure it was him, it was my partner seeing him that confirmed it as he remembered.

He actually made vague passes at me when he realised. I dropped hints like the whistling so he would realise it was me and hopefully know I wasn't about to spout it everywhere!

Why the fuck I'm justifying this to you I have no idea.....

I'm not new to this game and I know the rules. It was me should have taken him to court for unfair dismissal!

Of course its serious, would have been a bit of fun for you, but if it happened to me, I would take it as serious harassment, as I am sure many women would. Of course, why would it be different for a man. Sounds for sure like you were bringing outside interests into the workplace .... for me, when I am at work, I dont think about anything like that .... god forbid anyone I had met in the past acted like that. I would think they had a serious screw loose and a bunny on the boil"

When he was making lewd comments from early on I assure you he would not have been bothered.

When asked what the weather was like upon him coming in from lunch, his response was 'really wet, just now I like my women'. That's not someone who is going to take unkindly to whistling!

I'm not daft. If thought it would have been a problem I'd have kept quiet.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X

I won't go onto tell you about his cheesy spunk then and how I made him a cheesecake for his birthday....

So, you couldn't leave it alone? What happens on meets should stay on meets and not be used to intimidate people in their place of work. I think you were lucky he didn't get you done for harassment or take legal action. Surely you can draw the line between work and play? Can you imagine if a woman was experiencing this at work, it defo would be harassment. No wonder you lost your job. Let's hope you weren't doing something you had to concentrate on .... seems like you were more interested in embarrassing him than doing your job anyway.

Lmfao oh my you take things seriously - it was a bit of fun. At the point in time most of this went on he wasn't even sure it was me and same I wasn't totally sure it was him as had been about FIVE YEARS previously!!

During that time I had completely changed from having long blonde curly hair and being slim to a proper porker (about five stones on) with short red hair - I had hardly been looking at his face at the time of the meet to be sure it was him, it was my partner seeing him that confirmed it as he remembered.

He actually made vague passes at me when he realised. I dropped hints like the whistling so he would realise it was me and hopefully know I wasn't about to spout it everywhere!

Why the fuck I'm justifying this to you I have no idea.....

I'm not new to this game and I know the rules. It was me should have taken him to court for unfair dismissal!

Of course its serious, would have been a bit of fun for you, but if it happened to me, I would take it as serious harassment, as I am sure many women would. Of course, why would it be different for a man. Sounds for sure like you were bringing outside interests into the workplace .... for me, when I am at work, I dont think about anything like that .... god forbid anyone I had met in the past acted like that. I would think they had a serious screw loose and a bunny on the boil

When he was making lewd comments from early on I assure you he would not have been bothered.

When asked what the weather was like upon him coming in from lunch, his response was 'really wet, just now I like my women'. That's not someone who is going to take unkindly to whistling!

I'm not daft. If thought it would have been a problem I'd have kept quiet."

It just sounded like you were totally revelling in it ... must have been a great working environment for everyone else around you guys ....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I fucked someone who a coupla years down the line became my boss - neither of us initially recognised each other but I ended up losing the job - a dirty bi male threesome obviously shamed him!

Either that or you were shit at your job x

I was bloody good at my job but he was known as a family man as had been there years - they all knew his wife and kids and I don't think he appreciated me whistling 'If you go down to the woods today' whilst sat infront of him (aforementioned filthy threesome was in the woods)

You crack us up Hanky. Oh how we missed you. X

I won't go onto tell you about his cheesy spunk then and how I made him a cheesecake for his birthday....

So, you couldn't leave it alone? What happens on meets should stay on meets and not be used to intimidate people in their place of work. I think you were lucky he didn't get you done for harassment or take legal action. Surely you can draw the line between work and play? Can you imagine if a woman was experiencing this at work, it defo would be harassment. No wonder you lost your job. Let's hope you weren't doing something you had to concentrate on .... seems like you were more interested in embarrassing him than doing your job anyway.

Lmfao oh my you take things seriously - it was a bit of fun. At the point in time most of this went on he wasn't even sure it was me and same I wasn't totally sure it was him as had been about FIVE YEARS previously!!

During that time I had completely changed from having long blonde curly hair and being slim to a proper porker (about five stones on) with short red hair - I had hardly been looking at his face at the time of the meet to be sure it was him, it was my partner seeing him that confirmed it as he remembered.

He actually made vague passes at me when he realised. I dropped hints like the whistling so he would realise it was me and hopefully know I wasn't about to spout it everywhere!

Why the fuck I'm justifying this to you I have no idea.....

I'm not new to this game and I know the rules. It was me should have taken him to court for unfair dismissal!

Of course its serious, would have been a bit of fun for you, but if it happened to me, I would take it as serious harassment, as I am sure many women would. Of course, why would it be different for a man. Sounds for sure like you were bringing outside interests into the workplace .... for me, when I am at work, I dont think about anything like that .... god forbid anyone I had met in the past acted like that. I would think they had a serious screw loose and a bunny on the boil

When he was making lewd comments from early on I assure you he would not have been bothered.

When asked what the weather was like upon him coming in from lunch, his response was 'really wet, just now I like my women'. That's not someone who is going to take unkindly to whistling!

I'm not daft. If thought it would have been a problem I'd have kept quiet.

It just sounded like you were totally revelling in it ... must have been a great working environment for everyone else around you guys .... "

Bizarrely the place was like a morgue - banter was missing and few partook. Maybe that's why he started with the lewd comments early, or maybe he just recognised me much earlier than I thought? I gave a good as I took and was intent in finding out for sure if it was him.

Who knows - too late now anyway as I was sacked/laid off despite being bloody good at my job

If I had of shouted it out to all the employees they'd never have even believed it of him. He was married happily and well, just noooooo.

Least Iost the weight I put on again

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