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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A freind of mine who is highly sexed as honestly got a 13 inch cock, I live in a bit of a rural area and this chap is legendery. I am a mate of his and he is a little bit iliterate, even though i could not say this to hi, he lacks a bit of social grace as well and needs a bit of a scrub up! however I would like to sort of be around for a MMF withhim and suitable and willing participants.

wouldnt mind a hearing if anyones interested, but he is a bit of a lad, and he is 63 YO, but he as one hell of a todger and likes to use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Does he whip it out in the pub or something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

he is proud of it

I wouldnt say he whips it out but everyone through time as caught a glimpse, prob more out of curiosity at the urinal etc!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine who is highly sexed as honestly got a 13 inch cock, I live in a bit of a rural area and this chap is legendery. I am a mate of his and he is a little bit iliterate, even though i could not say this to hi, he lacks a bit of social grace as well and needs a bit of a scrub up! however I would like to sort of be around for a MMF withhim and suitable and willing participants.

wouldnt mind a hearing if anyones interested, but he is a bit of a lad, and he is 63 YO, but he as one hell of a todger and likes to use it."

I doubt you will find anyone to 'help you out'...

your friend needs to get himself an account on here...it sounds well dodgy otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get this 'mate' to get a profile of his own. Doing anything on someone else's behalf just sounds dodgy really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine who is highly sexed as honestly got a 13 inch cock, I live in a bit of a rural area and this chap is legendery. I am a mate of his and he is a little bit iliterate, even though i could not say this to hi, he lacks a bit of social grace as well and needs a bit of a scrub up! however I would like to sort of be around for a MMF withhim and suitable and willing participants.

wouldnt mind a hearing if anyones interested, but he is a bit of a lad, and he is 63 YO, but he as one hell of a todger and likes to use it."

Personally, with the traits you describe, I would leave him to it ... but good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, you didn't really sell him. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deliverance springs to mind!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else does he bring to the table other then hes weapon of mass destruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get this 'mate' to get a profile of his own. Doing anything on someone else's behalf just sounds dodgy really. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deliverance springs to mind!!! "

He'd certainly make you squeal like a pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have offered to help him set up an account but, although i have explained it to him he says no (he as no computer and couldnt turn one on), also I know I havent sold him well, but thts just it, he is a likeable type, a bit rough round the edges, decent though.

Its just that a lot of ladies request VVwe men for their pleasure, and wish him to have some fun also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deliverance springs to mind!!!

He'd certainly make you squeal like a pig "

You just couldn't help yourself could you...Great film but I remember feeling physically sick during THAT scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha you really need to work on your sales pitch...

"I've got this smelly, grimy, socially awkward mate that I'd like to bring to spit roast your wife...

.... Oh by the way, I haven't asked him yet but he's not very bright so it will be fine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So all he's got going for him is his cock??

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

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"A freind of mine who is highly sexed as honestly got a 13 inch cock, I live in a bit of a rural area and this chap is legendery. I am a mate of his and he is a little bit iliterate, even though i could not say this to hi, he lacks a bit of social grace as well and needs a bit of a scrub up! however I would like to sort of be around for a MMF withhim and suitable and willing participants.

wouldnt mind a hearing if anyones interested, but he is a bit of a lad, and he is 63 YO, but he as one hell of a todger and likes to use it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deliverance springs to mind!!! "

Made me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So all he's got going for him is his cock?? "

No,his cock and a so called friend prepared to exploit him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have offered to help him set up an account but, although i have explained it to him he says no (he as no computer and couldnt turn one on), also I know I havent sold him well, but thts just it, he is a likeable type, a bit rough round the edges, decent though.

Its just that a lot of ladies request VVwe men for their pleasure, and wish him to have some fun also."

are you his carer? cos if you are, that's taking it a step too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way the OP describes his friend makes me think of the character of Owen Newitt (played by Roger Lloyd-Pack) out of the Vicar of Dibley.

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