FabSwingers.com forum: You know your a swinger

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know your a swinger when........

A friend at work tells you she's going for a facial ...........

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You snigger when you see the acronym 'DP' or 'DV' at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When BBC does not mean the British Broadcasting Corporation to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your sneaking out the house in crazy out fits at 36 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You check this site when your bored or have free time

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Blokes parked in country carparks are only there for one reason...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and if you're constantly worried in public places that you will be spotted, especially if you're with your family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "fabulous" makes you smile for the wrong reason

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

When you hear the term 'watersports', and don't think of waterpolo or synchronised swimming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can't help but snigger when some one says squirt or gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you use the forum all day

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By *ubbsWoman
over a year ago

southend

Wen u hear someone say "its fab"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sneaking out the house in crazy out fits at 36 years old"

Only 36!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Tour vanilla friends tell you about going to a club and you just smile.

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By *unfun12Couple
over a year ago

Fuerteventura

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

That is so so true

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

This is us all the time

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i hear bbw

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

This is us all the time

Mrs SB

BTW. Hubby wants to get me a t-shirt that reads "my wife sleeps with women too"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

This is us all the time

Mrs SB

BTW. Hubby wants to get me a t-shirt that reads "my wife sleeps with women too"

Haha I need one of those but we're not married

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When I'm told I'm going to be chief fluffer this Christmas at work

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You couldn't possibly tell your work colleagues what you did at the weekend and have photos to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you think it's strange that people are wearing trunks costumes in the gyms sauna and jacuzzi

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your on first name terms with the nurse at the clinic

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By *onny bigMan
over a year ago

london harrow

Men and tv's don't get on with each other as well, in real life we love a bit of tele and the lads round but swinging's a whole different world

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

When you take an afternoon off from work to relax and when asked the next day you day you had a lovely relaxing bath....the jacuzzi at Chams is a bath isn't it?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

When you chuckle when you see someone with an ankle bracelet or pampas grass!?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Seriously when someone says "I'm off out to get fucked at a club" and you think - so am I but in a completely different way.....!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

When your work colleagues are sniggering over some profiles they are perving on POF and you think, "amateurs "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your laptop/ phone is full of explicit pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tell someone you fabbed their pic on Facebook

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

Haha, We've been doing this nearly since we met & H told me she was bi, even as friends we'd walk together & play Pick & Mix with the women

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

When you see a can of Deep Throat and it takes a few second to realise ti says Deep Heat

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"When you tell someone you fabbed their pic on Facebook

Lmao. That's hilarious

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

When you have a monthly budget for toys,lubes and bdsm equipment

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"You check this site when your bored or have free time"

No no no, You check OUT of this site when you are bored & have free time (by the way what is this "free time" you speak of?).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldn't possibly tell your work colleagues what you did at the weekend and have photos to prove it. "

When your work colleagues always ask you first what you did....because they know all about you!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

When you put your phone on flight mode before letting anyone at work check your vanilla pics. Because you will 100% warranty get a naughty pic or comment from a fab friend.

MrsSB

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"When you put your phone on flight mode before letting anyone at work check your vanilla pics. Because you will 100% warranty get a naughty pic or comment from a fab friend.

MrsSB

Just put them in hidden folder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your laptop/ phone is full of explicit pictures "

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see a can of Deep Throat and it takes a few second to realise ti says Deep Heat

this

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By *tt1Couple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your at the dentists and they say "open wide" ...but trying not to snigger

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By *tt1Couple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

You know your a swinger.......when you lie to your kids about where you are going more than they lie to you about where they are going!

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

When some one says fab and you think they are hinting they know you from fab

When the lads are raving about a club and how full of girls it was and how they was wearing nothing lol

When a mate says how his gf is soo flithy in bed that she let him cum over her face or she let him throat Fuck her and knowing the same night you have been part of 6 guys fucking a girl in a club lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"When you put your phone on flight mode before letting anyone at work check your vanilla pics. Because you will 100% warranty get a naughty pic or comment from a fab friend.

MrsSB

Just put them in hidden folder"

I do. But every time I'm in work someone sends me a naughty message or pic on wassap or kik or normal message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put your phone on flight mode before letting anyone at work check your vanilla pics. Because you will 100% warranty get a naughty pic or comment from a fab friend.

MrsSB

Just put them in hidden folder

I do. But every time I'm in work someone sends me a naughty message or pic on wassap or kik or normal message.

How dare they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a super market its when someone says "should I take it out and push in harder" lol about the card in the card reader

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

When you both flirt with women together on nights out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says edging and they mean a kerb or border and you nearly piss yourself laughing!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When you worry about what the neighbours think you are doing sneaking in and out at odd times of the night.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When you have different circles of friends that never meet.

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By *ico1Man
over a year ago

south walse

Wen you get hard looking at a woman and your partner says in your ear I'll try and get her for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says edging and they mean a kerb or border and you nearly piss yourself laughing!"

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get that ....

"Where do I know that face from "

"I'm sure they are "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"When you get that ....

"Where do I know that face from "

"I'm sure they are "

We get that a lot

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"When you both flirt with women together on nights out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get that ....

"Where do I know that face from "

"I'm sure they are "

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By *idsTonyMan
over a year ago

RUGBY

When your day dreaming doing your weekly shopping looking at couples and singles wondering if there swingers to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your vanilla friends judge other girls for posting bikini pictures on Facebook. I find myself thinking 'you'd have a fit if you saw half of the pictures on fab'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're constantly recognised 'from somewhere'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your phone autocorrects ffs, to ffm

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

When you know someones face but can't remember where from and you think 'have i played with them'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"You snigger when you see the acronym 'DP' or 'DV' at work "

...or MFM...meat free Monday on the canteen menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

We do this whilst out shopping too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone looks at you in the Supermarket and you know they have recognised you!

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By *he-Dirty-DuoMan
over a year ago

Boston

"You know your a swinger.......when you lie to your kids about where you are going more than they lie to you about where they are going!

This sounds so familiar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a female says that she has been "stuck in hold ups all day" and your response is "I bet the feel sexy to hear and would love to get as glimpse! "

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"When you're constantly recognised 'from somewhere'

Yup my pink barnet earns me that badge too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start getting work fitting flooring in a swingers club.

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By *ixedblkinjectionMan
over a year ago

london

"When BBC does not mean the British Broadcasting Corporation to you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone looks at you in the Supermarket and you know they have recognised you!

I blush when that happens too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone shows you the best way to hold a bowling ball and it turns you on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tell your kids you're staying "at a friends house" again for the third wknd in a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your elder,y neighbour gives you a funny look at 10.30pm as you are arriving home with "another" lady she doesn't recognise..... Fourth one in a fortnight lol!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

you tell your friends you are going to a party... and when they ask what the party is for you both blurt out a different lie at the same time lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your in a supermarket and you both yes together yes I'd do her.

Done this a lot

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

when your phonebook on your phone is full of first names only.... and most you wouldn't recognise fully dressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know your a swinger.......when you lie to your kids about where you are going more than they lie to you about where they are going!

This sounds so familiar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you keep a picnic blanket in the back of the car......and its not for picnics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you tell your friends you are going to a party... and when they ask what the party is for you both blurt out a different lie at the same time lol!

I've been to 3 housewarming parties this year ...... At the same house!!!!

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

When all you can think about is sex 24/7 and always thinking of new ideas to try with others

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