FabSwingers.com forum: FabThesaurus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know when you read something on a profile and think, "that really means such and such"

Like, Can't accommodate, will travel - meaning - I need to be as far away from my wife as possible

I'm experienced with t-girls - I watch 4 hours of shemale porn every day

Stuff like that. I'm sure you have loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I like your profile = I like your profile pics, didn't bother with the words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't accommodate - I don't want my mum to see you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm very discrete - wouldn't be seen dead with you in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your profile = I like your profile pics, didn't bother with the words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aged 18-99 = I am desperate for a shag, these really are my chosen filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Convincing tv; looks just like you imagine a tv to look.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

He is great with his fingers and tongue = can't get hard.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I am reliable = once I've had a wank you'll never hear from me again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm very convincing - you'll be convinced I'm a tranny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife has a body to die for : her face is awful..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife has a body to die for : her face is awful.."

Or I'm dead if I say anything about the rolls, cellulite or stretch marks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will meet a tv - the women on fab wont go near me

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

"I'm very discrete - wouldn't be seen dead with you in public"

*Discreet

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I'm a proffesional = no fucking clue what it really means or how to spell it but sounds like it might help get me a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a ten inch cock - I measure from tip to anus

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Straight lol answers itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We enjoy the social side as much

= can't play until d*unk so much we can barely walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a ten inch cock - I measure from tip to anus"

Haha

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

Brilliant thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before if you remember me pleasw verify me - i spat the dummy out and quit cause nobody wanted to meet me but maybe this will sound like i just lost all my verifications eith the new profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Due to my job I don't have pictures

=lazy,I'm so awesome you shouldn't need to see me..just fuck me

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Can Accommodate= My cars seats are very comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl "

Pmsl. We've seen some profiles where they even call themselves bi curious just because who their fucking looks like a girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to give a massage with nothing in return =

Quick rub with oil and she will thank me with a BJ at least .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to my job I don't have pictures

=lazy,I'm so awesome you shouldn't need to see me..just fuck me

We interpret that to mean 'please ask me what job I do because I feel so important'. Invariably they do the jobs which reflect that they were seriously bullied at school (copper/traffic warden/estate agent).

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Don't pass this one by:

Please take him/her off my hands,i don't want to havr to meet them again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl

Pmsl. We've seen some profiles where they even call themselves bi curious just because who their fucking looks like a girl!"

Hahaha. On my tv site we get loads of 'straight' men.

Still, if he's willing to pretend that I'm a girl, even when he's giving me a blowjob, then I'm willing to pretend he's straight, even when he's giving me a blowjob.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Been here before,know how it works:I got no meets then either;)

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

I'm straight but...

Not one woman will touch my mini cock but you will obviously want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give a massage with nothing in return =

Quick rub with oil and she will thank me with a BJ at least ..... "

I think over 50% of blokes on fab are 'qualified' masseurs lol

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

[Removed by poster at 11/09/16 14:35:44]

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

Like the finer things in life = buy me stuff for sex

Must have a GSOH = can't sound to shallow despite just wanting sex. Who's ever admitted to having no sense of humour anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my profile says I'm bi, but I notice you're looking for straight only so I'll just pretend that fab set it to say bi and thank you for telling me. Can I still meet you'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will fill in more later = I'm an unambitious lazy cunt just here for fantasy wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Descretion required and assured = I'm married with kids and cant have the Mrs finding out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to my job I don't have pictures

=lazy,I'm so awesome you shouldn't need to see me..just fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl

Pmsl. We've seen some profiles where they even call themselves bi curious just because who their fucking looks like a girl!

Hahaha. On my tv site we get loads of 'straight' men.

Still, if he's willing to pretend that I'm a girl, even when he's giving me a blowjob, then I'm willing to pretend he's straight, even when he's giving me a blowjob.

I think they just can't come to terms with their sexuality. If you're a bloke and you like cock, you need to get one thing straight, you ain't straight.

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"My wife has a body to die for : her face is awful.."

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Only words on profile:

Straight woman looking for men = I'm really a man trying my chances

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only words on profile:

Straight woman looking for men = I'm really a man trying my chances"

Hey! I've got to get a shag somehow

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Only words on profile:

Straight woman looking for men = I'm really a man trying my chances

Hey! I've got to get a shag somehow

Im sure you wouldn't have a problem Daniella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi curious - Im Really straight but I want to fuck your fella so I will play a bit with your Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Willing to try new things - Oh Christ I'm dying to get fucked in my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me..

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl "

HAHAHAHA brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please send a face and cock pic...(couple)...yes we will meet you but by the way we won't be sending a pic to you...we don't send face pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't pass this one by:

Please take him/her off my hands,i don't want to havr to meet them again."

Love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi curious = not bisexual but do it to keep my guy happy and get more meets

35 years old = really 45

Love the social side = always d*unk at parties

Quality not quantity = don't really meet

Know what we want = only interested in our own pleasure

Hot wife = needy lady with major issues

Fuck buddies = married to others and meet in hotels

Have a life outside of fab = have no life outside of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't accommodate - I don't want my mum to see you"

This

yeah applies to me... Bit of a rockstar, I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me.."

Will fill in later ..... (single man) ... I assume that sixteen poorly lit, out of focus pictures of me aggressively gripping my cock will usher in the sound of a hundred pairs of frillies hitting the deck because all the slappers on here are just free hookers right?

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give a massage with nothing in return =

Quick rub with oil and she will thank me with a BJ at least .....

I think over 50% of blokes on fab are 'qualified' masseurs lol"

Any man with a boner and some baby oil are qualified masseurs.

Seriously though, for sports therapy, men give better massages in my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give a massage with nothing in return =

Quick rub with oil and she will thank me with a BJ at least .....

I think over 50% of blokes on fab are 'qualified' masseurs lol"

AGREED LOL

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Curvy I have 2, they meet like a circle from my head to my knees !!

Curvy means bits that go in & out not just

Fabulous

Stop taking the pi155 NOW

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By *imon_79Man
over a year ago

southend

Leaving this site in x amount of days = having no luck meeting, so in one last desperate attempt I'll give you lucky people one more chance

Will fill in later = this time tomorrow this profile will be deleted

Have face pics in pvt gallery = I have one from 10 years ago but I'd love to see yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a ten inch cock - You're all cock hungry sluts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a good repeater - I have a very short fuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me..

...at least you've seen my profile....lol.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Been here before if you remember me pleasw verify me - i spat the dummy out and quit cause nobody wanted to meet me but maybe this will sound like i just lost all my verifications eith the new profile"

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By *mjdWoman
over a year ago

oswestry

cannot travel or accomadate=im to lazy to go out and meet and just enjoy timewasting other peoples times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the build up = cock tease x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Im most definitely interested in possibly meeting you' : I was born educationally sub normal but have just about mastered most of the words on my speak and spell.

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